>"What in the hey are y'all doin' to mah apples? Ah said to wait outside!"
>>30100471
I am eating them.
>>30100479
>"Did yah pay for them? Pay up. Apples do not grow on trees, yah know?"
>>30100633
can I pay in cum?
I'm not attracted to real women anymore.
T-thanks, /mlp/
>>30100398
Welcome to the club
>>30100398
you say that like its a bad thing
>>30100398
I'm only attracted to Rainbow Dash.
...and that's why Prince Lir is the first brony.
>>30100342
Haggard is. He's the ultimate waifufag. He can only know peace with the fleeting feeling of joy he forever cannot grasp. Within his power but out of his reach, so close to him but so far. They will never be "real" but just watching them is enough. Tasting it once forever changed him. He abandoned everything for it, trying to recapture that feeling of ultimate bliss with no regard to anything else. So selfish and mad, driven by this despair.
And yet I can't help but to ask myself, if I had a chance to make them real or to make myself real to them, to be with them, to feel myself a part of it, how far would I go? I'm not too far gone to do something that awful, I wouldn't dare to hurt them. I am not desperate enough for something like this. But in perspective, is becoming a villian in their own world really that much of a price? If it's your only chance to be with them even for a moment. I can see how this can escalate to such a vile and passionate delusion. He's fearless, he trasnceded the idea of being "evil", he doesn't even care if people see him like that. He discarded this whole world and only sees the unicorns, and in that imaginary world anything is possible and he is young and pure again. It's beautiful in its own right. I think it's the culmination of waifufaggotry.
>>30100426
King Haggard did nothing wrong.
>>30100342
>>30100426
>>30101005
I really love you guys sometimes.
>like OMG
>litteraly
>YAAAAZZZ
>totaly
>UUUUUUGH
>I can't even
Why did dhx used this "basic bitch" archetype in TWO episodes in a row?It's not funny,it's not cute,it's annoying!
>>30100303
She's cute and has a nice butt so I can forgive that.
>>30100303
To teach young thots why being a basic bitch is bad for your health.
>>30100303
LICHRULLY
wat do?
Assert dominance by wrecking his little coltpussy
>>30100211
Fuck him until he turns into the biggest cockslut you've ever seen.
I will make goddamn sure his cock doesn't get near a vagina for the rest of his fucking life, mark my words.
>>30100214
/thread
706: Forever Filly
Written by Michael P. Fox and Wil Fox
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5l7lpl
Legends of Magic #2 is still storytimed here!
>>30054168
The Cutie Mark Crusaders tend to get more to the point than engage in the extended trial and error that marked their own search. Obviously Ponyville alone is a rather limited place to constantly guide other ponies to their cutie marks, but they've still seen their share of cases. By the time they've finished school they'll likely have quite the file to comment on. Wonder what their most difficult client will have been by then?
>>30094928
Previous thread.
Give her the derp
>human
Why do you guys like a show for little girls?
>>30100049
Because we can OP
>>30100052
show me what you got
>https://derpibooru.org/1437844
>Yup, that’s Rainbow Dash. A weak, pathetic little thing, just crying and waiting for her Wonderbolt prince to save her. That’s our Rainbow Dash.
>>30099944
I think you need to stop taking mlp so seriously.
>>30099944
>>30099944
Just downvote the image, you don't have to make a fucking thread about it.
We all agree on this right?
Pegasi are basically Earth Ponies with wings. Meaning they are better (having wings is better than not having wings).
Earth Ponies can be thought of as crippled pegasi. Remember the competition between RD and AJ? Rainbow's wings were a clear advantage.
Unicorns are massively overpowered to an unbelievably ridiculous degree. Can do everything the other races can do, except better. More powerful, more efficient, and probably more intelligent as well. All others are helpless before the mighty unicorns. The world only exists at their pleasure
Powerful unicorns can even match or surpass alicorns apparently, as we've seen from Starlight vs Twilight
>>30099842
There are only few powerfull unicorns, for the rest their magic is rather limited.
>>30099842
Ehh, I would argue that there are many things that an Earth Pony can do that a Unicorn or a Pegasus would have difficulty with and same deal with a Pegasus and same deal with an Unicorn.
Even then there's a lot of individual overlap.
They all have their advantages and disadvantages, but I'm not going to make a big fuss about it because it's just my headcanon.
>>30099842
Unicorns are at the top of the Equestria caste system.
I wanna be a pretty girl like an Equestria Girl, anybody else?
>>30099748
I want to be a pretty girl and pet all of the cute ponies
>>30099748
I do too, I do too
>>30099748
I want to be a tomboyish little girl with extraordinaire strength.
But not like Equestria Girls. Fuck ayylien that shit.
>"Ten dollars to wash your car mister. It's for charity"
What do?
>>30099530
You can wash it, Red. But the pink haired one, she can just keep filling up that water bucket.
>>30099530
Sure, but I'll give you an extra 10 dollars of only the red head washes my car.
>>30099530
Are either of you working for the Cops? You have to tell the truth if I ask, you know.
If Faust was so incredible, then how come the last show she had Full control over, Wander over yonder, Is a tiny piece of shit that Everyone's forgot about now, while My little pony, which she had control taken away from her on, is a massive 7 season success that Sells almost a half a billion per year in sales and is having a Movie come up?
if she was so great, It'd be the opposite, and Wander would be the success and FIM would have folded after she left.
Can't really dispute that, unless of course you count the fact that horse pussy makes for better rule 34 than anything else.
0/10
at least pick a show she actually made m8
Wasn't Medusa the last things she had control over, and she totally bailed?
Continuation of the Bitch n' Moan thread that became Spitfire Thread.
Post Pics of firehorse and shit.
Thread question of the day: What kind of music do you think Spitfire likes? What reasons do you have for this?
Personally, I would say Dad Rock, some Metal and Electric Blues. She seems the type that would appreciate good technical guitarwork and clean talented vocals.
We need more greens, writefags plz, I can't be the only one.
>>30099125
>What kind of music do you think Spitfire likes? What reasons do you have for this
She strikes me as a more of an oldies type of gal. 1970's rock maybe? I don't really have a reason for it, just what I'd guess.
Also,I really wanna cum inside Spitfire
>>30099227
Hey, me too.
So like Black Sabbath and The Eagles? I can dig it, kinda goes into Dad Rock a bit.
Also, in the process of writefagging right now.
>>30099125
>Spitfire will never find you in wilderness when you were five.
>Spitfire will never be your pony mom.
You can run,
You can hide,
But you can't escape my balls ~
>>30099007
>Implying I want to
>When she cums
>Flitter will never sing a catchy, upbeat pop song about eating ponies with her cock and churning them into cum in her balls
That's not how rivers work animation team, eat a snickers, you're not you when you're hungry.
>>30098987
It's a pond you oaf
>>30098987
>Starlight was in the episode but didn't do something retarded
Neat, truly the hero /mlp/ deserves.
>>30098994
It's not, but even then 4 buckets wouldn't be enough to fill that