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How can pone mares even compete?
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>>30305420
Pegasi can feather your bum while doing it, unicorns can give magic jobs, and earth ponies have insane muscle control and can jerk you off with her pussy muscles.
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>>30305435
>all zebra's can do is talk dr. seuss to you during
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>>30305435
>Pegasi can feather your bum
You talkin bout a netherduster?
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Is there ever a bad time for poner ponuts?
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>>30304939
I don't get the ponut meme.
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>>30304939
when you're trying to breatheexcept that's my fetish
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>>30304939
When they're shitting.
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Have any of you ever tried the MLP themed teas from adagio.com? There are a couple that are actually really good. The Twilight one is my favorite so far but I have a few others on order that I haven't tried before that I think will be pretty good.
I figured I'd post here and let you guys know since it seems like nobody knows about the MLP teas. Especially odd when you consider they drink a lot of tea on the show itself.
Here's the link to my favorite:
https://www.adagio.com/signature_blend/blend.html
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>>30304780
Go back to >>/ck/ asshole.
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https://www.adagio.com/signature_blend/blend.html?blend=33581
Fixed link.
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>>30304791
>>>30304780 (OP)
>Go back to >>/ck/ asshole.
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This bitch needs to commit suicide for she is worst Fluttershy voice actor.
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Link related: https://youtu.be/0xxZx3JBba0
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>>30304764
She needs to stop copying Pewdiepie!!!!
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>>30304764
Well then somebody else will take her place as worst chucklefuck.
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>>30304751
Ok I'll bite, what the hell?
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>>30304789
It's nothing, just the boards resident /b/tard population being faggots.
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>>30304793
ah I see
Wanna see some horse tits?
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>tfw /hm/, the literally gayest board on 4chan is less gay then you
wow lol
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>>30304544
Your opinion is so hot it set my monitor on fire. Anyway, while you're here, can you take this image to /v/ for me? Just attach it alongside a random post. Thanks.
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Royal Guard Mare Thread #32
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>ongoing
Brave and Vannie - http://pastebin.com/8E2vAnyi - http://pastebin.com/PqiY52Zi
Careful's Charge - http://pastebin.com/CkZbn3E6 - http://pastebin.com/NtTss5aN
Magic and Mud - http://pastebin.com/mTAB4nnE
Whiskey and Cigars - https://pastebin.com/7M3ryVcQ
Going Bump in the Night chapter 9 - https://pastebin.com/D1HuiG7n
>ded
Finding It - http://pastebin.com/QxyZ3BfR
Feather Scarf - http://pastebin.com/u4HbciFL
Sniper Anon - http://pastebin.com/3eN6HitC
Silver Star - http://pastebin.com/ggWTgWeK
Meadow Stockade - http://pastebin.com/kWgzxg5d
Copper Wing - http://pastebin.com/x8UJTEhz
Anon’s Regiment - http://pastebin.com/ruhuxiA6
>random
"Sir, Yes Sir!" - http://pastebin.com/9WeeGgq7
Duty Bound - http://pastebin.com/WfLZh5EW
Anon Pointedly Does Not Get Sex with a Guard - http://pastebin.com/zi1KcnVC
Sirdubs: http://pastebin.com/ZVfta6Ti
Spankybat: http://pastebin.com/Q7viBeuf
>Remember, no homo.
Previous thread: >>30201783
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>>30304311
kek, i never noticed the order of the words before
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>>30304311
Cute drunk guardmare, she needs an escort.
Man whore Anon picking up guards story when?
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>>30304311
Thanks for including me in the OP, OP.
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I come from /b to warn you.. they have waged war and I will be I siding with you /mlp
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>>30303846
oh, it's another one of these
neato!
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>>30303872
It's just a war between 2 already existing ones really
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>>30303846
Fucking wonderful. Didn't these faggots help us against the spics before?
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Less than 20k people follow Ashleigh Ball on twitter!? She's the best girl doing voices and everyone else gets like 130k followers. What's wrong with people.
If you don't follow her, leave forever.
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>>30303156
>She's the best girl doing voices
She voices worst pony, so no.
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>>30303156
It's satisfying how scratchy RD's voice is but I don't have a twatter account.
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Any of you ever watched ponts (or any other cartoon) whilst fried on psychedelics?
Shit's pretty weird, everything looks very unnatural. Kinda like pic related, but also every poney is paper thin.
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>>30302487
>doing drugs
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>>30302487
>ponts
>poney
yes, very xd, son
I heard the shit beneath the sink is fire af hella dank if you mix it together and inject it into your ballsac, dawg
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>>30302500
nigger, you better apologize
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How can ponies even compete?
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>>30302242
They can't, I'm afraid
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>>30302242
Go to bed, Lyra.
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My life is complete.
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Small victories, anon.
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>>30302121
I am not getting that result. Are you sure you have not just been looking at a lot of cuck porn?
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>>30302121
delete mobilefag threads
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What if we got pony flags? 2017-06-13 04:55:01 Post No.30301710
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What if we got pony flags?
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What if you could choose one of the main ponies as your "flag" icon?
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>>30301710
>he thinks /pol/ memes will spread to /mlp/
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>>30301710
Sunset.
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>>30301710
Everyone would switch to Nyx for shits and giggles
I'd keep mine
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Is it true someone got fired for this?
For the newfags out there;
Episode was Sweetie Apple Pie just before the credits and in the background. It only appeared for a few brief frames but it was there.
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>>30301485
>I seed this in anutha thwed but now i mek its own thwed, mommy!
I fucking hate you kids.
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>>30301490
It was so you would stop derailing. Here's our chatlog if it makes you feel better.
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It's still not slenderman
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Let’s get hypothetical.
You’re a writer who’s been going at it for a bit now. You really enjoy what you do and put your blood, sweat, and tears into each story. One day, you decide to post it in a random thread to get some feedback.
Just one problem: no takers.
You wonder if you should even bother writing; you decide to quit and move on to something else.
If that story applies to you, then hold your horses. If all you wanted was feedback, to improve your writing skills a bit, or maybe just see how others do it, then you’ve come to the right place. There are a few rules, however:
>Posting the story directly in the thread is preferred over a link to Pastebin, FiMFiction, etc.
>One story at a time.
>Don’t be a dick or asshole when reading or critiquing.
>All stories posted within the thread must be pre-written.
This thread’s purpose is to encourage writefags all over /mlp/ to write. We’re laid back here. Post what you want as long as it’s pone related. We’re not all “STOREEEYS ONLY!” We discuss topics such as writing techniques, interesting tropes, and bring forth story ideas. Let’s have fun.
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Tips and links:
Writefags' Guild Discord Chat: https://discord.gg/XNM2tVS
Things you should know about before writing clop:
Vhatug’s tips for anatomically correct clop and squash soup:
http://pastebin.com/g4VpEg4f
http://www.literotica.com/s/erotic-synonyms (Because using dick, balls, and pussy just isn’t enough to get the reader off. Remember, the reader cums first.)
Had to. Puns are awesome.
Things you should know about writing:
Clever’s Tips on How to Write Short Stories: http://pastebin.com/GGBkxi7e
How to into writing: http://pastebin.com/V1ujiyJt
Writing rules from Navarone: http://pastebin.com/bnMmZ2T3
Ezn’s Guite to writing Fanfiction: http://eznguide.neocities.org/
Writing Book for beginners: https://mega.co.nz/#F!pwo21SKA!dljqCUmOhkwLX3x9_ApEgQ
Help for creating OC characters: http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ocguide/
A few authors from different threads should you seek inspiration from their stories:
Flutterrape general’s writers: http://pastebin.com/eG8iY7Wy
Active AiE general writers: http://pastebin.com/mVG33ERX
PiE general’s writers: http://pastebin.com/Mgd0QuNy
>“How do I cure my writer’s block?”
Magic.
>“FUCK YOU ANSWER THE QUESTION!”
There’s no one way to cure it, but, if you can’t write, you may as well read stories. There’s more to writing than writing; there’s reading too, and that helps. Check some of the links above.
Try the following (keep in mind this won’t work for everyone):
-Figure out when it’s the best time for you to write.
-Fap then write*.
-Write anyway, and allow yourself to write shitty stories. More often than not, the block is the fear of it being bad. That’s what editing is for.
-Seriously, drink coffee. It’s a writer’s best friend.
-Listen to music while writing.
*Unless you’re writing clop, then listen to your boner.
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Here’s some more stuff that didn’t fit in the second post.
A couple writing podcasts:
http://www.writingexcuses.com/
http://typehammer.com/podcast/
An archive of how to write pretty much anything:
https://curiosityquills.com/limyaael/
An idea generator:
http://writers-den.pantomimepony.co.uk/writers-first-lines.php
A worldbuilding forum:
http://worldbuilding.stackexchange.com/
I figured I'd copy over this since there have been three or four people asking about it the last few threads. Though for the most part if people bother to come here they get the basic greentext correct.
>How does one into greentext?
Greentext is always second person, and almost always present tense. Every line except for the viewpoint character speaking is green. You don't have to restrict yourself to one sentence per line.
>Why does one into greentext?
To my knowledge, greentext stories were born from quest/CYOA threads. Since the audience was essentially roleplaying as the one making these choices, they were almost always written is second person (just like CYOA books).
Quotation arrows are one of the only forms of markup available on 4chan, so they were used liberally, which eventually settled into this pattern for stories.
If you want to write more typical prose, I've never seen anybody REEE'd at for it yet.
Since I'm at the top anyways, I'll repeat a warning that I've seen a lot of people saying Vhatug's tips for squash are inaccurate. Do some independent research if you give a shit.