All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent

EXCEPT FOR (YOU)!
Expect a big surprise today when you end up with your head impaled upon a stick.

I love you, /m/.

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>>15865131
I thought that was Aries, though.

>>15865174
The look on your face will be priceless when you find that forty-pound watermelon in your colon.

Im Sorry I Thought It Was Obvious

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>>15865277
Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikely that the relative position of the planets and the stars could have a special deep significance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you, but let me give you my assurance that these forecasts and predictions are all based on solid, scientific, documented evidence, so you would have to be some kind of moron not to realize that every single one of them is absolutely true.

Where was I?

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Guys, Al's been acting pretty Weird ever since that Zaku got destroyed by the Alex. I hope he's okay.

>>15865178
Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf then give a hickey to Maryl Streep.