Oh fuck...

>>15756931
Jupiter?! I hardly even know her!

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I like to imagine Jupiter's clear bands are slightly opalescent.

Jupiter has planetary meme status only second to the moon.

>>15757247
Mars is up there though.

>>15757254

Mars is cool. Step off. Sometime a reputation is earned.

>>15757247
>moon
>planetary meme status

>>15757270
plantetoids are planetary

>>15757247
Neptune and Uranus have a bad rep. Neptune is just "smaller blue Jupiter" and Uranus is "Teal Neptune on its side also ur anus joke". Even Saturn has its massive peacock rings, though Neptune and Uranus have them to an extent as well.

What's that behind Jupit-

>>15757326
*LOUD, LOW TONE ELDRITCH CRYING*

Goddamn Jupiter, fuck you.
For all our memes it's one of our biggest protectors against space junk, so thank you very much for the billions of years of service, Jupiter.

>>15757550
Umm anon, a popular theory gaining evidence and traction is that Jupiter is the cause of all that junk due to it migrating from the outer areas of the solar system to where it is now, its immense gravity sending everything on a system wide game of space billiards, likely ripping apart a few protoplanets along the way to create the kupier belt

At first I thought it was just a silly joke, but now I'm noticing that a lot of sci-fi in general uses Jupiter as a "bad shit's going down" location or object. It's kind of wild how often it shows up in fiction as a location for black ops projects or ancient entities or weapons.

>>15758455
It's fucking huge, it's visually distinctive, we have no idea what the surface really looks like under all that gas, IT HAS A FUCKING EYE and it's named after the head of the Roman pantheon. Jupiter is pretty clearly the "Final Boss" of the solar system, who else could fill its shoes? There's a reason it's the default choice.

>>15758485
But anon, Jupiter doesn't have a surface, unless you mean its core (which is about the size of Earth, I think. I may be wrong though.)

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Leave Jupiter to me.

>>15758690
It's pretty hot around here. Would you like some watermelon to cool off, Scirocco?

>>15758485
>Jupiter is pretty clearly the "Final Boss" of the solar system
Let's see: if Jupiter is the final boss, Earth would be the hero and Mars the badass rival turned ally. What about Venus? Childhood friend? Love interest?

>>15757299
Uranus is also known as "the most boring place in the solar system".

>>15757550
Jupter Defense Force please go.

https://phys.org/news/2016-02-jupiter-role-planetary-shield-earth.html
http://www.popularmechanics.com/space/solar-system/a25693/jupiter-is-a-jerk/

>>15758732
>What about Venus?
Kidnapped younger sister.

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>>15758690
Small time.

>>15758302
Easier to find, easier to mine.

>>15756931
Do you ever get tired of a decade-old joke

>>15758732
Mercury is the comic relief sidekick kid who is really hotheaded but never does anything actually useful.

>>15757247
Not really. Jupiter's gravity helped shape the Solar System, and gas giants like it are rare; most end up as "Hot Jupiters".

Jupiter also has moons that could potentially support life.

>>15757254
Not really. Mars is important because it's the only non-Earth object in the Solar System that humans could theoretically live on.

Whether that's feasible is an argument for another day. Point is, if humans REALLY wanted to and REALLY worked at it, it could be done.

>>15758732
Love interest, because she's hot as hell.

>>15758749
Moon is obviously the imouto.

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That repugnant feeling

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Jupiter is my favorite meme

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>>15758690

>>15757286

Found the Plutofag

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This shit's just wrong.

>>15758736
Maybe not.

http://www.newsweek.com/uranus-magnetic-field-switches-open-and-closed-daily-basis-630215

tl;dr, Uranus farts on a daily basis.

>>15756931
That's a big planet.

>>15758732

What are Neptune and Uranus

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>>15757550
>takes a fucking comet to the face instead of mars or earth
Juputer's been my hero since I was a kid

>>15759879
They're the final boss' henchmen that are a recurring duo boss fight throughout the game. They also finish each others sentences.

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>>15759879

>>15756931
>>15759489
>>15759752
>>15759893


So this is the power of THE POWER?!
N-nani?!

>>15759526
Pluto will always be a planet in my heart.

>>15759879
Probably Jupiter's Generals along with the lead General, Saturn, who almost defeats Earth but is destroyed when Jupiter finds out that Saturn was planning on overthrowing. It will also display how powerful Jupiter is.

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>>15760571

>>15756931
>tfw this is where Judau boned Roux relentlessly