EVANGELION BOO BERRY THREAD: REVENGEANCE OF AWAKENING

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You are Asuka. You're on a week-long vacation from your normal duties in Tokyo-3. You're visiting family in Neo West-Berlin-11. (There is a Neo East-Berlin-42, but fuck them.) Your uncle has an apartment there, and he has kindly offered you the guest room.

You wake up. You are still not used to the unpainted concrete walls of the apartment. You have been woken up by your clock-radio. The DJ on the local station is up to his usual spiel. "IT IS PRECISELY EIGHT O' CLOCK AND FIFTEEN MINUTES. YOU WILL CONTINUE LISTENING TO 91.5 BERLINER-RADIO. DO NOT BOTHER US WITH YOUR REQUESTS UNLESS THEY ARE SUBMITTED BY FORM. NOW YOU WILL EXPERIENCE ARNOLD SCHOENBERG'S 1912 SMASH SINGLE 'GALGENLIED'," commands the DJ. You yawn, stretch, and exit the bed. You scour the pantry for some cereal.

What cereal will you eat?

A) Theodor Adorn-O's

B) Werner Herzog's Despair Retardant

C) Go Ahead And Eat, One Day Not Even Food Will Help You