Why she isn't considered waifu-tier like aska, rei, misato?

>>15661991

Because she's a self loathing, self absorbed, arrogant, creepy cat lady and anyone can pick up on this right away.

Great doujin character though.

>>15661991

Because she smokes.

>>15661991
I can`t quite comprehend it. Back when I saw Evangelion I decided she was my waifu right away,but I guess that`s just me.

>>15661991
Because the Eva fanbase is full of plebs

>>15662045
Yes,plebs that unironically like Asuka. Rei`s alright I guess,but I don`t see her as waifu material,just an interesting character.

Ritsuko is only good when she has a dick

>>15662063
People like you need to be sent to death camps.

>>15661991
You don't want to make a slut your waifu because you'll just end up getting cucked

Isn't she a lesbian?

>>15662152
Nah, Maya was the lesbian. Ritsuko was lusting for Gendou throughout the series.

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she's just way too lewd

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officially lewd too

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the last two pics can't be posted on a christian imageboard

>>15661991
>Why she isn't considered waifu-tier like aska, rei, misato?

Because she's a fucking adult.
But yeah she's the hottest, most fuckable babe in the entire Evangelion franchise (original tv show, films, remakes, reboots etc...).
Asuka is a teen for pete's sake, same for Rei (clone mother figure but still a teen) and Misato is fucking bonkers.

>>15662221
>the last two pics can't be posted on a christian imageboard

C'mon man do it. Give Ritsuko's fans the ultimate bliss.

>>15662221
Don't do me like that bro

>>15662221
Come on, don't play us like this, post the rest

>>15662222
This is the credited answer. Out of the cast of basket cases of femmes in NGE she is the one normal adult woman--which is, not surprisingly, and absolute no-go for otakus and permavirgins.

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>>15662221
Damn nigga don't leave me hanging like that

>>15662240
>normal woman
>obsessed with and fucking her mothers ex lover in some weird kind of reverse oedipus complex

Sounds about right.

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>>15662016
>>15662045
>>15662061
>>15662222
>>15662240

I gazed into your eyes and knew you were my niggas

>>15662005
>Great doujin character though
This

>>15662171

I thought Maya regarded her as a motherly/sisterly figure that she loved no homo and wanted to make proud.

>>15662281
>Sounds about right.

She's not crazy, she's not a clone, she hasn't been raped. But yeah she has a little bit of a jealousy complex vis a vis her dead/AI mother. What can one say, she's an adult with problems like most of us. But it doesn't detract from the fact she's the most fuckable babe in Evangelion problems or no problems.

>>15662221
You can't just a nigga hanging like that, at least give us a sadpanda link

If I was in Shinji's position I think I'd try and become fuck buddies with Ritsuko, everyone has had Misato but I think that if Gendo somehow heard you fucking Ritsuko while she really enjoyed it I think it would undermine and fracture his ego quite a lot.

Well she's an awful person

>>15662007
>not liking a lady who smells like a dumpster fire

>>15662355

How is she awful compared to the others?

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>>15661991

Because she's not even the best woman in the show

>>15662351
Gendo doesn't give a shit about her

>>15662222
I think Ritsuko is a little bit more insane than Misato. I mean,you might imply that she is a mature,sane adult,but she really isn`t. She`s even more unstable and riddled with issues than Misato is,at least the way I see it. Now,the first time I saw the show I saw her as the only really sane and reliable character in the show. Then I saw what she really was on my second rewatch.

>>15662351
Are you implying that Ritsuko actually`s a pedophile and it wasn`t just my immature teenage phantasms that made it so she was?

>>15662053
I would kill for those legs.

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Not op but here you go

>>15662659

>>15662659
I want to fuck her beauty spot. She is a goddess, and that cannot be contested.

>>15662659
>>15662665

You mah nigga don't you never forget it

>>15662659
does anybody other than Gainax do license-bearing lewd?

>>15662226
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>>15662244
>>15662331
>All this demanding to be spoonfed.
Come you lazy fucks, you could use ANY of the image search options available and find the rest of the calendar.

>>15662665
>>15662659
Good thing our hotpocket eating overlords rarely check on /m/, I'd salute your sacrifice

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>>15662659
>>15662665
Now that's the stuff let me tell you

>>15662702
Don't you have more Zeon war crimes to make excuses for, Black_Nazi?

>>15661991
She was definitely waifu-tier when I was a young lad in high school, I never really liked Rei

>>15662005
>Because she's a self loathing, self absorbed, arrogant, creepy cat lady

And Misato isn't?

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>>15662005

Assuming she is more crazy--her history does suggest as much--she generally does a good job hiding the crazy more so than her colleagues.

Also yes, she's hot, and an even hotter doujin character.

>>15662752
With the possible exception of the Bridge Bunnies she's probably the most well-adjusted person in Evangelion.

>>15662752

Well we never really see her in the off time is the thing. For all we know at home she's chugging moonshine and blasting Abba

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>>15662744
You`re my kind of nigger.

>>15662749
Misato isn`t really arrogant,though,and you can`t call her a cat lady,unless Shinji is a now a pussy cat.

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>>15662705
>Get a good look, Shinji
>let yourself get fully aroused

It's a known fact that Shinji doesn't get aroused by fully conscious girls.

>>15662221
God fucking damn it, man. You don't do thst kinda shit to a person.

>>15662705

>Ritsuko is driven by her jealousy for her mother and Gendo to seduce his son
>Sex has a profound effect upon Shinji, who grows balls and develops a liking for Ritsuko
>"So this is what it's like to be with a woman" he thinks to himself in Ritsuko's arms post-sex. "This is how Kenji felt when he slept with Misato-san. This is how Father felt when he slept with Mother and made me. We all come from this great feeling. I want to hold this moment. I want to protect it. And Ritsuko, and Misato-san, and everyone."
>He becomes more confident, seeing himself as a mature man and a hero
>The battle track is replaced with the theme of Orgasmo
>Shinji treats Tokyo 3 like New Jersey
>Instead of running away every other day, Shinji just goes to Ritsuko's
>His confidence and more laid back attitude counter his glum and limb wristedness
>He never gets close with Rei and makes her sentient or hate Gendo
>He puts Asuka in her place by not taking her shit
>Shinji's conviction prevents him from bonding with Kaworu much, and he doesn't hesitate to kill him while calling him a traitor
>The Dummy Plug never gets tested
>Instead Shinji mauls and maims the infected Unit 03, and saves the pilot
>This further boosts his confidence in his ability to protect his friends

>>15662930

>The assault on NERV HQ takes place
>Shinji rushes to Unit 01 and takes on the military and the mass produced Evas
>Everything is ultimately for naught. The outcome of the assault on HQ doesn't really matter and the Evas are unkillable
>Shinji is confronted with the sight of giant Kaworu/Rei
>Instead of going near-mad, he makes a small speech about how he'll protect the girl and the universe
>Without the appropriate mental state the Tree of Life can't be formed
>Gendo tries to drive his son mad with revelations
>Lilith tries to entice him with promises of a better world if he lets go and cooperates
>Shinji laughs and accuses them that they have no compassion in their hearts. As such they can't build a better world. He then adds that his resistance is proof that he exists. If he didn't resist then it'd be like he wasn't even there
>The courage and conviction in Shinji's soul brings everything down, making him the first hero of all humanity
>He pens works empathy and morality that are read and embraced specieswide by generations
>Humans build a better world
>All because a lonely woman with an oedepus complex did some /ss/

I find her intimidating.

>>15662458
This fucking slut is the worst

>>15661991

Is she the one who cucked her mother?

Or was she cucked by her mother?

>>15661991
She fucked the crazy old man who used to fuck her mom.

>>15662007
She smokes BIG BLACK COCKS.

>>15662053
>>15662705
For some reason I can never fap to Eva stuff, like I want to get turned on then I remember how mentally ill everyone in that show was.

>>15663908
>Can't fap to the mental ill
Why are you even here then?

>>15662819
>Misato isn`t really arrogant,though,and you can`t call her a cat lady

She has a penguin in her icebox. She pays it's cable bill.

>>15662221
Good thing this isn't a Christian image board. Or a Christian manga.

>>15662429
She was cloning someone over and over and using their bodies like they have no value for the sake of her work.

Then she killed them all to spite her ex.

>>15664087

The Rei clones had no soul. It's not like she did all this to people.

>>15662665
Too good to last

>>15662934
i had to save this, this is too great

>>15664054
Trying to test my fortitude

>>15662005
>Because she's a self loathing, self absorbed, arrogant
Asuka?

Misato and Ritsuko should have just settled for each other. They would have been a little less bitter after some drunk tribadism.

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>>15664893

Ritsuko>Asuka=Rei>>>everyone else

Rei has best porn though

>>15662221
I WANT SEPTEMBER AND OCTOBER ANON POST EM

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>>15664951
>Usuka above anyone else

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>>15664079
Meanwhile Ritsuko doesn't even live with her cat, it was at her grandmother's house. I'm not totally convinced Ritsuko had a home and wasn't sleeping under her desk.

She turned into unrecognizable tranny in 3

>>15661991
she is the type that will cut your dick off while you asleep. so no.

>>15666231
yeah what the fuck was that

>>15662281
>reverse oedipus complex
The term is Electra Complex.

>>15662005
So not really any worse than the literal children that the rest of the Eva fanbase fetishize?

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>>15661991
Because she has zero interest in the protagonist; rather she fucks his asshole dad. There you go.

>>15661991
Did she kill a Rei or was that her mom?

Anyways if that was her then she has some big issues like Misato. Maybe the bridge bunny is less murderous and crazy.

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>>15666696
Her mom killed one Rei. She got dozens.

>>15666665
I agree with you completely but it's not like it's just the fans. Those gainax calendars? They have Rei and Asuka versions

Why was she even interested in Gendo?

He seems a frigid man, does he have some secret side in the bedroom where he turns into a fiery lover?

>>15666977
She wanted to psychosexually replace her mother, thus shedding the bondage of childhood and creating her own unique identity, no matter how similar, dependent and flawed it is.

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>>15666982
Raised fatherless by a rock star of computer science who sent her to good enough boarding schools that everybody there could recognize the name Akagi and be intimidated by it. She had to wait until she was 25 and working directly alongside her mother before she had opportunity to see her mother with a man and get the psychosexual development experienced by 4 year-old girls.

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>>15661991
>Why she isn't considered waifu-tier like aska, rei, misato?

Because out of all the damaged EVA girls, she's the most damaged one. By far.

>>15662005
>Because she's a self loathing, self absorbed, arrogant, creepy cat lady and anyone can pick up on this right away.

She's a character that exudes sensuality (oh those legs, those legs are to die for) and that scares the shit out of the otakus.
Ritsuko would be a great character for one of Kawajiri's films (if he ever does one again).

>In the end of EoE Shinji tries to strangle Asuka
>Asuka responds by caressing his cheek compassionately

Did anyone else interpret this as Shinji growing balls and Asuka growing a heart, thus overcoming their defining and crippling characteristics?

>>15667201

>sensuality

More than that, it's a mature sensuality. Ritsuko looks like she's fallen in love and burned a few times before. She has a bittersweet air about her whenever she's reminiscing. She is strong and in charge, but still she desires a man to hold her close and take care of her weary heart.
I hadn't even realized how much I like her.

>>15666833
And it's great.

>>15661991
She fucks Gendo
Do you want to waifu someone that fucks Gendo?

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>>15667401
I hadn't seen it that way, but that makes sense. I wouldn't exactly phrase it your way but I'm borrowing your interpretation of it.

>>15662230
Hit up your favorite site and search stripping instrumentality. Danbooru works.

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Hey guys..guys, like what if...what if we. Now just hold on a sec and just hear me out. Like what if, we fuse Ritsuko and Misato together. Like will she make a man out of us?

>>15667671
That would be quite amazing.

>>15662702
Filtered.

>>15667616
Bricklink's not turning up much.

>>15662930
>>15662934
10/10

>>15661991
Because people have shit taste

>>15661991
She smokes, heavily
Just thinking how bad she must smell kind of makes me hurl

>>15669093

She smells like dreams turned to ashes. Well I guess you could get her to quit it.

"Honey, you don't need to smoke. You're smoking hot already."
>"Oh you...Do me! Do me right here in front of all the Rei clones."