Things that being a /m/echa fan that seep over into your life

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>>15641458
>He hasn't grown sideburns yet

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>>15641458
>red
>not blue

for shame

>>15641458
>>15641524
I prefer white myself.

Gay Sex

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>>15641498
>tfw naturally get sideburns
>don't like them and constantly have to cut them off

When I'm walking around at work I imagine my footsteps as heavy metallic mech footsteps instead of boring human footsteps.

>>15641806
That's cute

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>>15641806

>giant metallic footsteps

Me too.

I sometimes get into the mech pilot spirit when I start my vehicle. I make AT skating noises in my head when riding a hoverboard.

>>15641806
Sometimes when I lie down and try getting up I imagine my body is robotic and slowly move my limb, with imaginary gears on limbs rotating as fast as they can and overheating to do so.

>>15641989
>hoverboard
God damn that triggers my autism hard. They should just be called "balance wheels". It's like calling a kayak a speedboat.

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>>15641458
I became an /o/tist because driving my car on the edge in harmony with the machine will probably be the closest experience I'll ever get to being a mecha pilot.

>>15641458
If you see any of your friends start exhibiting such traits but know they don't watch mecha PLEASE INTRODUCE THEM TO THE GENRE.

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>having a penchant for stoic characters with not-short hair wearing sunglasses/partial mask
Pic sorta related but violates partial

>>15641787
..........this isn't justice. THIS ISNT JUSTICE AT ALL

>>15642720
Get truth > justice

>>15641458
I wear shooting glasses for sunglasses because they're the most reliable way to get big sunglasses like a CHAR_ and other robot cartoon characters

I'm pretty sure the remington ones I had for a while were the model they used in the Yamato live action movie.

>>15641498
>spend years trying to grow sideburns
>the closest I get to them is some dirt looking bum fluff

>>15641458
>always pick heavily armoured classes in RPGs
This, plus
>play out a launch sequence when I go out of my room

>>15641806
I do that too.

Also sometimes I look at my left hand and open/close my fingers as if it was a cyborg arm.
And sometimes when I get home I get undressed of my going outside clothes with a CAST OFF.

>>15641458
>I never betray anyone in my live
>trying to find a woman who could be a mother to me
>name myself after a number and genitalia
>go to the house of people i hate and laugh at them

>>15643345
>become a terrorist with an environmental excuse because I couldn't beat up that one guy in high school

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>>15641458
>>always prefer things in the colour red
Aaaaand I lost at first point.
>>15643093
Smith-n-Wesson 44-Magnum looks more alike Char's in CDA, and yeas, I wear them as sunglasses.

And when I'm running on job with full working gear, I imagine myself as running mecha, and asphalt beneath me cracks and fracturing because of all tons of me

>>15643545
>Smith-n-Wesson 44-Magnum
Isn't that a gun's name?

>>15643553
SnW 44M is a sunglasses' name and I'm a sunglass!

>>15643350
>i hate adults now
>i make things that are only for show
>i slap people

>>15641524
>>15641615
Red's faster.

>>15641458
I kindly request the source for that image. Girl is a total qt3.14.

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>>15645132
Valkyrie Drive

>>15645136
Many thanks.

I simultaneously developed prescience and autism

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>>15643545
>Smith-n-Wesson 44-Magnum
Huh, they look really nice, I might buy some because the price is affordable.

Zeta and The Origin have really made me want to buy some new sunglasses.

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>always pick heavily armoured classes in RPGs
>always try pilot vehicles in games where it's possible
>giant metallic footsteps complete with the robotic movements and make-pretend mechanical noises
All of the above, also
>when listening to music, I close my eyes and pretend that I'm sitting in the cockpit, relaxing in between sorties, getting that feeling of the machine

Boy, do I wish I could be a mech pilot, something like a Raven from the old Armored Core games. Too bad that those same games taught me that I would incredibly suck at it.