Meanwhile in the offices of Dai-Shocker......

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>>15602979
Alright gentlemen, I know our track record hasn't exactly been the best, but I feel like this is our time. So who has a plan to defeat the riders?

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>>15602996
>Dai-Shocker
>not lead by Tsukasa
You disappoint me, anon.

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>>15602979

>>15603017
R.I.P Combatman 43, he will be missed

>>15603028
He was a great person.

>When Combatman 28 had medical leave and we needed someone to take his place, 43 volunteered for it despite the mission being a near suicidal mission of fighting the riders

>>15602996
Put them in a small room with no wind pressure

>>15603081
that only works for the first two though, the other couple dozen Riders don't have to worry about that kind of thing

>>15603090
Not to mention some of them can make wind, so we're still screwed with the first two

>>15603075
My god, his poor wife. How's she holding up?

>>15603142
Last I heard she was still grieving over his death, their child probably has it the worst though.

The insurance payout was a hefty amount though.

>>15603017
Is this an ad for health insurance in Japan or something?

>>15603075
I remember when I was down on my luck, Combatman 43 gave me the money I needed to get back on my feet. He didn't even let me pay him back.

>>15603028

He still forgot to file his TPS reports

>>15602996
>So who has a plan to defeat the riders?
How about

We just make some new Riders

Except

We brainwash them BEFORE turning them into cyborgs

>>15602996
We shall kidnap some martial artists or scientists and modified them with our cutting edge cyborg technology with an insect aesthetic and brainwash him/her AFTER the operation. Surely nothing will go wrong.

>>15603938
That's ridiculous, we can't do that.

>>15603963
>her
Have this man executed

>>15603270

Yes, this is what they have advertised in order and this is only part 1

- Kamen Rider PS1 game
- AZITO (the build your own evil lair game)
- Recruit (a Japanese classified company)
- 7-Eleven
- Nissin "Taimendou" (instant bowl noodles)
- Willcom (Cell phone service)
- Daiwa House (real estate and homes)
- Yahuoku! (Yahoo Auction) Dome (baseball stadium in Fukuoka)
- Neo First Insurance (the one in >>15603017)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niQ8fyK02vs

>>15604067
... why are Shocker chasing the crew from Journey to the West?

>>15604089

Japan and nonsensical CMs go hand to hand. Here's part 2

- Pachinko
- All Rider VS Dai-Shocker movie
- Aeon Cinema
- Toho Kyoto Cinema Park
- JRE Point (a reward points system from East Japan Railways)
- KURE 5-56 lubricant

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j7ENrtSL7A&feature=youtu.be

>>15603007
>Tsukasa
He was a failure to the Shocker name

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Hear me out....what if we make a video game?

>>15604308
A video game is an inefficient use of Dai-Shocker resources that could be better spent on creating more cyborgs.

On the other hand, we could distribute it to the public, make millions, and infect people with video game viruses! Now that's a plan I can get behind.

You think maybe our logo being on the front wall gives away where we are?

>>15604519
Nah, nobody's going to notice it

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>>15603938
Well we did manage to do that

>>15604519
Well yeah, but most of the riders we fought waited about a year to have the balls to attack us so we have time to changed the front wall.

>>15604819
Yeah, look at how well that turned out

>>15604308
Your tower isn't plugged in tho

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>>15604981
>2017
>Not powering your rig with pure ego

>>15604897
And that's why you set up blocks/branches all over the world.

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>>15604515
REEEEEEEEE YOU OLD MEN SOUND JUST LIKE MY DAD

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>>15602996
Have you gents considered outsourcing?

>>15605022
We do
>>15605508
He bails from our Mexico branch

>>15605528
>REEEEEEEEE
tsk tsk
it's pronounced
EEEEE!
there is no R sound at the front

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>>15605667
Please ignore Dangerous Zombie, I trained him wrong purposely, as a joke.

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>>15605580
BELIAL
I FINALLY FOUND YOU

>>15605720
Sir, this is a private meeting, could you please leave

>>15605580
Yeah outsourcing could work I heard those Black Cross guys were able to kill one of the gorangers

>>15606491
ULTRAMAN ZERO FROM THE SPACE GARRISON ON SPACE POLICE BUSINESS

LET ME THROUGH OR I'LL BEAM YOUR ASS

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>>15606538

>>15602979
[MUFFLED EEE IN THE DISTANCE]

>>15606538
Do you have a warrant for that sir?

>>15606525
Alright, someone get the number for the all encompassing evil team those Sentai guys go up against

>>15606538
No

>>15606807
I don't think they have one, they just give up after a year as soon as they're beaten

>>15606807
The last time we tried that, we wound up getting our asses kicked by the Sentai too.

This is a bad idea.

>>15602979
>eeeeee
>eee?
>eeeeeee,eee
>eeeeeeee!

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>>15608359
Eeee

Let's remake the Diendriver so Femme can jerk all of us off.

>>15608367
I think we can come up with a better idea than that

Gentlemen; would you be interested in buying purified water from our company Aroma Ozone? It might help you with your Rider problem

>>15608378
Yes, we should get yuri and megumi as well.

>>15608401
I...how would purified water help?

>>15608418
Combatmen need to be hydrated while fighting; who knows? You might discover that deep down you guys have the strength from an amazonian beast

Since Riders are insect-based cyborgs, what if we make an insecticide-based cyborg? It will surely finish them off. Eee!

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Gentlemen, I have to say that we have been using our resources wrongly. All we need to do is to re-introduce a race that is higher than human in the food chain to keep those riders distracted.

What's more, I have heard from my secretary that a meddling from a scientist actually created a new strain that will infect mankind as well.

When those riders are forced to fight those they formerly protect, even them will question their justice.

We're Dai-Shocker, the only Shocker that can go to parallel worlds. So why don't we just go to worlds where there aren't any Riders?

>>15608448
There's no honor in that

>>15608448
Because then we run into Sentai teams

>>15608450
Do we really care about honor, though?
>>15608451
And from past experience it has shown that Sentai teams can't defeat us nor can Riders defeat Sentai villains so if we went to the Sentai worlds then we'd be unstoppable.

>>15608448
If only there isn't that guy who is against this idea. Seriously, he keeps yelling "Hongou! Wait! Hongou!" in his sleep. Can someone put him in another quarter?

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>>15608444
that's a bit, uh...

c-cant we just nuke a city or something?

>>15608444
Wait, weren't you the head of Museum....and Yggdrasil?

>>15608462
But first we need to steal a nuke. We send our best cyborg to do it, but then those damn riders will get in the way.

>>15608462
No, we shouldn't resort to senseless destruction. All we need to do is to send in our men to save those humans who are preyed on. That will give us a good publicity.

As a matter of fact, I'd like to point out that the scientist I mentioned is a rider who created this lifeforms. This will put the riders in a bad view of the masses.

>>15606807
Which one there's like 40 of them and only a couple as killed Rangers

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>>15608448
we got a call from parallel worlds exploration team.
they said they saw Spiderman pilot a giant robot.

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>>15608467
I'm here, comrade. While I do share some time eating with Fujiki-kun there, im surprised you mistaken me for him.

Then again, yes, some have told me I'm a dead ringer to the late president of the Yggdrassil. It's a pity I didn't manage to meet him.

>>15608478
Since when Shocker has access to Giant Robots?

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>>15608453
I'm pretty sure we would lose to shinken brown though

>>15608486
No man has gone against Shinken brown and lived to tell the tale

>>15608490
Exactly that why I'm saying we shouldn't go there

Speaking of outsourcing, whatever happened to those Organization X? We have been giving them our latest technologies and they still haven't given us any good results for nearly 10 years now. I keep hearing infights happening. Can we call their head to get themselves together instead of giving us empty promises?

>>15608499
last time i heard they're making video games, maybe we'll hear something from them in E3

>>15608491
What if we get Shinken brown to fight the riders?

>>15608535
he would team up with the riders and end us all

>>15608448
Probably because in other worlds there are sentai teams

And Ultramen

>>15608499
At least they haven't become complete jokes like this organisation is now. On the bright side, this year's all-out offensive was done by people that aren't even real.

>>15608539
I heard that the first Sentai world had Spider-Man in it, too.

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>>15608462
The last time Shocker nuked a city all the Riders gathered to trash the base that executed that plan in less that one day.

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>>15608401
Oh man, good timing, I am THIRSTY

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>>15606575
>>15607528
HERE'S THE WARRANT FOR BELIAL'S ARREST

GET OUT OF MY WAY

>>15602996

Why don't we just make another DecaDriver? Or just devise a way to go back in time and prevent Hongo from ever being captured, avoiding everything?

Great Leader! I have an idea! Let's defeat the riders, before they actually transform!
Common sense, just take their gear away instead of watching them henshin and lock them up in the dungeons

>>15608775
I'm sorry sir but this is not a legit warrant

>>15608831
Dangit little one, do you not know of the "Transforming is a Free Action" trope?!

>>15603007
>>15604301

An interesting question. Was Decade, in fact, EVER the Great Leader of Shocker? He didn't seem to do anything whatsoever, as a matter of fact.

Wasn't he supposed to be possessed by the Great Leader instead?

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>>15608831
Doctor D, you're dead, go back to the grave. Your plan failed.

>>15608888
He was the Great Leader of Dai-Shocker and was never possessed by the Great Leader of Shocker. Before the beginning of Decade he was pretty evil but apparently amnesia makes people become good.

>>15608888
>He didn't seem to do anything whatsoever, as a matter of fact.
He was the one who tortured and took the arm of AU Riderman at least. It's briefly shown in the quick flashbacks shots when he recovers his memories.

>>15608798
>Or just devise a way to go back in time and prevent Hongo from ever being captured, avoiding everything?

Good idea. Let's get started on making a belt that allows you to travel back in time. It should serve as a power suit too, we'll need to make sure whoever we send can overpower Hongo if it comes to it.

I'll get started on making a bunch of animal-themed monsters with time travel powers to back our new agent up. You transport the belt to the local quarry on this unarmored, unguarded truck. Make sure you don't crash it, we don't want some prettyboy stealing the belt.

Guys, the IRS has been coming down on us pretty hard lately. I'm thinking we should rebrand to throw them off our trail. How about we call ourselves Super Shocker? They'll never suspect there's any connection between that and Dai-Shocker.

>>15608953
No. Have it sent via a courier service but have a few of our disguised monsters follow it just to make sure it's safe.

>>15608953

This is an amazing idea. I'm totally for it.

In fact, I'm so totally for it that I've already got the designer - whom we kidnapped - to design a Mark II belt, a motorcycle, and an array of support weaponry. He's assured me that he's totally on the level.

>>15608953
>>15608964
>>15608969

Sir, we have a problem. That super-cool phantom thief with a heart of gold Shun Hisakawa just stole the belt we'd made and beat up all of our disguised monsters. In the battle most of the support weaponry got lost throughout time and space, but he still has the belt and some standard equipment. Should we send more monsters after him, or send them to random places through history to try and find the support weaponry?

>>15608953
>>15608964
>>15608969
This plan can't possibly go wrong!

>>15609043
Activate the equipment's failsafe "immediate disintegration" procedure. You did install it this time, right? I mean, it was put in place after the amount of tech we lose to Riders.

>>15609058
Combatman #47 spilled coffee on the desktop with the only copy of that procedure's files last Friday, sir.

We can send monsters into the past one at a time in rough order of weakest to strongest to look for the equipment and cause general mayhem if you want.

>>15602996
Let's bring back all the monsters who got their ass kicked by the riders without any upgrades

>>15609063
kill combatman #47 and 9 generations of his family. We have time travel and we'll damn well show our combatmen that we don't tolerate mistakes.
Also, send every single monster we have back to the moment before that thief stole the belt. We'll eventually overwhelm him with superior numbers.
If that doesn't work then just go and kill his parents and erase him from the time stream, we're a business and we have a bottom line to reach.

Has anyone else noticed something strange about >>15609080? The ideas he's proposing don't make any sense to me. I think he might be a Kamen Rider in disguise.

>>15609097
You are being too paranoid; here: take some Aroma Ozone water

>>15609103
Well I suppose I am feeling thirsty. Thank you.

So what about these Gorgom assholes their making us look bad

>>15609209
I think they are planning a golf tournament this weekend or something

>>15609209
I know, those fuckers are involved with everything!

>>15609209
Wait, don't we have a stake in Gorgom

Are you guys related to those aliens who "vent" people?

>>15602979
Can we figure out a way to crash the world economy?

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>>15610976
i think that's the other evil organization job.

>>15610982
Fueled by the money of manchildren, they seek to rule the world

>>15608902
How did he lose his memories anyways?

>>15609345
CURSE YOU GOLFGOM

>>15610415
Unsure. Creation King doesn't seem to have anything to do with the Great Leader.

>>15612532
Fucking hell, where is the Great Leader anyways?

>>15612969
I think he's dead, which begs the question...who the fuck are we working for?

>>15614267
ATTENTION ALL PERSONAL

FOOTSOLDIER #15614267 HAS BEEN FOUND SPREADING LIES ABOUT OUR GREAT LEADER, AND SENT TO THE RE-CONDITIONING CENTER. REMEMBER: ALL SUSPICIONS OF TRAITOROUS BEHAVIOUR MUST BE REPORTED TO YOUR SUPERIORS.

THE GREAT LEADER LIVES
THE GREAT LEADER LEADS

>>15604047
I'm sure we can get some violinista to seduce men and kidnap kids from hospitals, women are good for those things.

>>15605580
Well Mr. Belial, did you bring a resume with you

>>15612969
I heard he had to go to the usa for something don't know what thou

>>15614278
Hail Shocker...Hail Shocker....

>>15614342
What could he possibly have to do in the US. Nothing happens there, when was the last time a monster attacked those assholes?

>>15612115
Kuuga punched him in the face really fucking hard.

>>15614743
You, that would do it.

>>15610901
The fuck is venting?

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>>15602996
Hey, uh,
*Points to the Kabutack-bots*
Great Leader, what if we use these things?

I have an idea: let's kidnap some hobos and turn them into burgers

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>>15602996
Oh evil great leader, I have an idea. Why not make a joint collab with evil organizations like Makuu, Madou, Jark Matter?

>>15618644
What would that accomplish?

>>15618921
Getting some food for the monster we got from some guy.

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You're all under arrest

>>15618939
Jiban; we exist outside of your jurisdiction, you are technically commiting a crime by arresting us
>>15618926
That reminds me; I haven't seen 95 since that guy brought those water purifiers

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SHOCKER A SHIT

DELZA ARMY FOREVER

>>15619118
>water purifiers
don't remind me, some weird officers and a strange monster entered just to check our water tanks, good thing we didn't had those purifiers.

Hey guys, maybe we should team up with those HYDRA guys. I hear they do good work.

>>15619324
Things never work when working with americans and you know it... That jew it's more evil than everyone in this organization

>>15619225
Why is everyone making such a big deal about fucking water purifiers?!

>>15619369
Just use those fanatics as meat shields.

>>15619369
Jew? I thought they were Nazis?

>>15619948
I'm not talking about Hydra; I'm talking about the most evil lifeform ever: Haim Saban

What if we try to kill the riders in their sleep?

>>15603270
>>15603017


ジイサス クライスト
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQwyQQRcEzI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cg-Gle_wp6c

>>15620489
No, we're never going to work with that guy, we may be evil, but we have standards
>>15620505
They don't sleep

>>15620613
Those fuckers eat right?! Find out the Riders favorite food and poison the shit of them!

I have an idea

what if

we changed history

so Rider 1 and 2 were still our slaves

this is an original idea that's never been attempted before

>>15621497
It's been done already. Somehow failed too.

>>15621695

Wait if history's been fucked with, how do YOU remember this happened?

>>15621740
It's Decade's fault, I guess. With all the world-hopping he and this organisation do, it's hard to tell what even is the actual timeline anymore.

Hell, isn't there a world where some upstart youngsters are trying to establish their own better version of Shocker with politics or something?

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I think I built a robot with autisim.

>>15621904
Don't get Godzilla involved, Shocker has enough problems to deal with without attracting that walking nuclear disaster waiting to happen (especially with rumours of a world infected by Godzilla).

>>15621771
>It's Decade's fault, I guess.
ONORE

>>15622351
What if we turn Godzilla into a Rider?

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>>15624293
NO...not again. You don't remember what happened last time because he erased himself from time itself, but the last time we did that we not only created the being Godzilla RIder, but he later got the monster dna stone to evolve not only into Space Godzilla Rider but his ultimate form God Godzilla Rider.

It was only with the intervention of Kaiser Rider Ghidora after the death of Mothra Rider that he went back in time to make sure his power would never fall into the wrong hands again, after he went berserk. Even as a doctor in this organization I moved by his sacrifice. NOW EXCUSE ME WHILE I WORK ON GAMERA RIDER. SURLY THIS WILL WORK!

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Alright guys, I got this really bright idea, hear me out.

Combatman #97 told me about this weird zip thing and it lead to this forest, it looks really comfy, why not we set up our base here instead?

>>15624336
those fruit.....look....so....delicious.

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>>15624337
SIRB ESS SCEN NA SECOFD!

Guy what if, we gave the Kamen Rider no vehicle to ride....I present Kamen Runner!

someone uh.. just destroyed all of our plastic chairs. now we don't have enough seat for inauguration.

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ive got an idea. We hire artists to create smut of the riders, thus making them look bad in the eyes of the people!

>>15624434
What if it backfires though? What if they garner support?

>>15624436
impossible.

>>15624437
Fujoshis man, they can be dangerous

>>15624441
Fujos are weak

Now here's a radical idea. Why don't we just shift our focus out of Japan and start shoring up our operations in the other superpowers? You know, in the countries that AREN'T somehow full of ancient Rider belts.

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>>15624390
but what if they get bycicles instead?

>>15624390
He's just going to run really really fast, and then we'll be dealing with a Speedster

>>15624463
You mean every country protected by Shinken Brown? yeah; that would surely work... in getting us all killed; I rather deal with the Riders

>*YOSSHAAAAA*

w-what was that.
guys im super scared right now.

Ok so what if we took over japan through completely legal political means?
Like we create and fund a bunch of politicians who will push our cause in government and convince others its for the best of the people.
Eventually we get a man elected to Prime Minister. Its completely legal, and theres nothing Masked Riders can do to stop it.

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Hello, Dai-Shocker? Cobra Commander here, are we still on for our baseball game this weekend?

We'll bring the booze!

>>15625030
....only a mole would try to say something as stupid as that; in other words: COMBATMAN #30 IS A TRAITOR

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>>15609046

>>15625030
Look, the Roidmudes already tried taking over the police force through legitimate means. You know what happened to them? They all fucking died. Let's not be like them.

Now, back to ideas that actually have a chance of working. I think we should attack the Riders with a giant robot elephant.

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>>15625094
OH GOD EVERYTHING WENT WRONG!

>>15603017
i wish i had a beautiful and caring Combatwife

>>15625103
I think we already tried that. What about a dwarf robot elephant?

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>>15625160
Take your pick

>>15625257
Wait a minute. Are those rider-girls in disguise! WE'VE BEEN BREACHED! GET OUT THE KAIJIN!

>>15625103

Smart Brain tried that twice and failed. Y'know, I just had an idea. We still have the dimensional wall tech lying around; why not just switch to a parallel, riderless earth and start fresh?

>>15624996
So long as they don't scream lucky, we'll be fine

I have an idea: we ask all our combatmen that are ok with joining a suicidal mission; if there's enough to make the mission work but not too many to cripple our organization; then we proceed with the plan:
the noble combatmen that will lose their lives in this mission will trick the riders to follow them to an specific dimension: Redman dimension; our selfless combatmen will be crushed alive; but so will the riders

>>15625621
You fool that would only lead to the Combatmen teaming up with the Riders to get out, while loyal and disposable now the Riders will use them as some sort of motivation tool. No we will demoralize the Riders first, by raising gas prices so they will no longer be able to afford to fuel their bikes!

Ok, why don't we hire a bunch of weebs and otaku who have encyclopedic knowledge of all the kamen riders, and they can figure out all of the weaknesses.

>>15625031
yeah we're still on for it. also those foot clan guys want to join should we let them?

>>15625882
Yeah but if we invite them we have to invite the Decpticons and Starscream has not apologized to Great leader over the onigiri incident.

>>15626078
Then there's the issue of 2K3 Shredder having tried to destroy the multiverse.

>>15626081
Yeah there might be also the issue of Splinter himself take over the Foot Clan and we really rather not make it more awkward.

Why don't we just hold golf tournaments every weekend?

>>15626118
Because golf is boring as fuck

>>15626287
yea but it stops the riders for an entire week.

Whag if we dropped a space colony on the riders?

>>15626729
How would you get them all in one spot? Besides, two of them can travel in space, so we'd risk being caught in their radar

>>15626395
it would stop us as well.

I have an idea: let's use the power of booze; the only Rider that can use the power of wine ain't official so none of them can stop us

>>15627479
i'm not so sure about that, that new build rider that is being talked about apparently uses bottles as a device.

>>15627479
>>15627952
Plus both Zone and the Gorma tried that kind of plan and it still got foiled on both counts.

>>15628319
....ok 19; why are you even trying to prove with that shit?? That when Second Riders get drunk they start tell weird rants??

>>15628571
Yes

>>15609103
Wait a sec, are you trying to distract me? Don't tell me you got something to do with the humble water filter salesman.

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I TOUCHED LAMI'S BUTT

>>15628812
Look; I swear I'm not trying to turn every human here into a different species that has a constant craving for human flesh if that's what you are implying; I was just saying you should drink some Aroma Ozone water that time because you got paranoid.... I mean; I'm most definitively not that salesman

>>15628820
Who?
>>15628823
That's....way too specific to not be suspicious

What if we just fight the Riders like normal?
It kinda works sometimes.

What if we recruited 5 teenagers with attitude, and then train them to fight the riders?

Get the Bowzock they ride bikes and shit too so they might be able to beat the riders. Even if they can't at least it will be fun to watch

>>15629017
Will you be less suspicious if I get you some Aroma Ozone water purifiers free of charge?

AROMA OZONE IS PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE WATER THAT ARE TURING THE FRICKIN FROGS GAY

>>15629336
DON'T LISTEN TO THIS MAN! HE WORKS FOR OUR RIVAL COMPANY MOGROG WATER SERVICES

>>15629336
That's nothing but lies, there's no chemicals in our water supply, not even amazonz cells, and even if there was something in our water the only possible side effect would be turning those that drink it into amazonz.... But that sounds too absurd to actually happen, on the other hand you are a Mogrog spy, for everything we know you are showing a sample of your company water, are you trying to poison Dai-Shocker with your low quality water?

>>15628571
Wait, can't you see the brilliance in that drunken man's ramblings? We must create the ultimate kaijin by combining one of every kaijin into a single body!

>>15629332
No

>>15629433
But how can we do that if it lacks the ones that came after that? Are you suggesting that we should kidnap that Rider, give him sake and let him talk? That sounds dangerous for us

>>15631121
We travel through time and collect the DNA from every boss level kaijin to make an ultimate kaijin

>>15603007
why does putting a blade against a carbon fiber armor generate sparks?

Super Hero Taisen soon fellow Kaijin

>>15605580
Guys, hear me out... What if we tried collaborating with DARK? I know, that asshole Sengoku stole that black robot and put his brain in it, but I'm sure it won't happen again.

Either that or we could just ask Jark Matter for help. I mean, those guys have already conquered the universe.

>>15631527
Well, >>15605580 sorta did that (without the time-travelling part) and look how well that went.

>>15631588
That's not an ordinary blade and that's not ordinary carbon fiber

>>15631733
more like Super Villain Taisen.

>>15632114
So we'd all fight until there's one evil team left?

>>15629274
you want to rely in teenagers to do our job?
are you insane?

>>15632620
Especially teenagers with attitude, that's just asking for them to turn against us.

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>>15602979
Reminder Tsukasa a shit.

>>15632197
That just sounds like that race those Time Bokan trios had in the 90s.

>>15632630
dunno about that, apparently some floating head at the other side of the pacific did that with no problems

>>15612969
A better question - what actually is the Creation King? Is he actually God?

>>15632780
There's a problem with your plan: that team was an American branch of Super Sentai

>>15632855
The Overlord of Light?

>>15632866
NO.
THOSE SENTAI RIPOFFS ARE NOT WORTHY OF BEING COMPARED TO THE GLORIOUS POWERFUL RANGERS.

>>15632959
D E E P E S T L O R E

>>15632959
Agito doesn't have anything to do with Black or Black RX series.

>>15632620
>>15632630
teenagers?
call me crazy, but those guys looked pretty old.

>>15633132
All Americans look old

>>15633366
they only look old or they are as frail and peaceful as old people?
if they are we should go for america instead.

>>15633399
Nah, then we have to deal with G.I. Joe

>>15632963
Someone please escort General Pain out of the room, he has lost his composure.

>>15634615
Not to mention the Transformers and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

>>15634621
And The Avengers

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>>15602996
Maybe we could ask for help from the one guy who actually succeeded in becoming all powerful and taking over the world?

>>15635276
He's a Rider, we don't associate with those people

Guys, neo shocker is again trying to bust our door.

>>15638050
Tell them to fuck off

>>15638418
yeah sure, that will work out fine.
no but seriously, what kind of monster do i throw at them?
the noise is starting to give me a headache.

>>15638425
Send out the Spiderman

>>15638463
we don't have that monster anymore.

>>15638517
Oh....then send the Batman

>>15638541
We don't have him either.

>>15638759
Fucking hell, what do we have then?

>>15638776
We still have the Virtual Anime Gi-
Wait why don't we just use those?
The Riders love anime right?

>>15638785
My god, that's it! We weaponize anime to use against the riders!

>>15625660
Remember that little upstart group called ISIS? Why don't we team up with them, augment them with cyborg technology, have them commit jihad against the riders and those damn Americans. Then we're good.

>>15639295
We don't associate with religious nutjobs; the only God that mankind needs is our Great Leader

>>15638808
didn't that strange guy tried to force one into his side and failed?

>>15639848
You're going to have to be more specific when you say strange guy

>>15640237
Yeah, we have no idea if he's talking about that louse Amagaki or someone else.

>>15640237
>>15640242
i'm refering to that guy who keeps wearing that colored shirt and has always a game console in his hand.
what was his name again?

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>>15629017

>>15640943
Who?

>>15632979
That you know of

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>>15602979
Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I and Dai-Shocker ended up in this situation.

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>>15643821
Well, I guess it all started at the beginning....

>>15643821
GODDAMMIT SHADOW MOON NOBODY FUCKING INVITED YOU AS USUAL FUCK OFF ALREADY KOTARO ISN'T EVEN HERE

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>>15605719
I'LL SHOW YOU WHO'S A JOKE

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Hello, fine gentlemen of Shocker. Is anyone here able to help me on my task?

>>15645404
guys some weirdo snuck into the base again:

>>15646930
God, where the fuck is security? This is like the fifth person to just walk in

>>15647291
I swear that they weren't eaten alive; are you implying I turned them into burgers and send them to the amazonz? How dare you... But I forgive you; here; take some Aroma Ozone water

>>15647291
>>15647300
A report just came in. Apparently, security is experiencing "an endless loop of death".

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Wait guys, this time I have a plan that can't possibly go wrong.
All of the Riders are based on Bugs right? Well why don't we go back in time and stop bugs from existing so that way the riders never exist.

>>15647769
BRILLIANT! IF WE KILL ALL THE BUTTERFLIES, THERE WILL BE NO BUTTERFLY EFFECT!

>>15647820
What if we run into the Grongi? Weren't they there at that time?

>>15647750
Man, fuck your water

>>15647769
if bugs don't exist, we can't have monsters to conquer the earth.

>>15648794
This. Someone kill that foolish idiot for suggesting such a ridiculous plan.

Now, let's see... perhaps if we were to target candy shops... yes, we could brainwash the children through subliminal messages in video games and drugs via cheap sweets and savoury snacks! Then once brainwashed, we can convert them into shocker cyborgs and send them en-masse against the riders! We will start with one shop and expand if the trial succeeds!

>>15647291
Security?
oh right, we had to send those guys for a revision on one of our tanks, apparently one of those is full of mold.
>>15648858
you do realize we cannot afford to enhance a child to rider level right?
we could barely make 5 riders with adults.

>>15649369
Which is why we will inject them with Dai-Shocker brand steroids! Steroids are much cheaper than cyborg enhancements.

>>15649369
Who said making them rider level? A rider can't fight children! All we need is to just give them a little boost like >>15649604 suggests!

Hah! I'll finally beat those damn riders and show myself superior to Great Leader!

>>15649611
you are placing your hopes too high, the moralfags will most likely find a bullshit way to spare the kids and those new strange ones are trying to kill humans in the first place.
also some guards say that monsters are appearing in the city that eat humans

>>15649646
Did we introduce those monsters or are these different monsters?

Because if they're different monsters, we need to either recruit or crush them.

>>15649611
>Hah! I'll finally beat those damn riders and show myself superior to Great Leader!
Stop raising flags that will end in your defeat! This is why we will never win. We should invent an "enemy will lose flag" destroyer! Let us break this so-called "fourth wall"!

>>15649653
You don't want to do that.
>>15649649
their are different monsters, i don't think they can be recruited since their leader is a rider.

>>15649657
Why not? Seems like a good idea on paper.

>>15649669
you need to reduce yourself to dangerously low levels of evil to actually have a chance to break it.

>>15649710
That's a sacrifice you're willing to make for Shocker!

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Shit, guys help a rider got into the base.

>>15650957
Ah shit, he's a cop too. Everybody be cool

>>15609209

They're too busy doing that whole "stealing people's money with video games" thing nowadays. Really fell out of power.

Guys this water tastes like shit.

>>15651303
It's not water, it's for my fire gimmick

>>15650957
Oh great what we needed, a cop.
can this day get worse?

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>>15652209
Excuse me just passing by
Wait, are you guys shocker troops?

>>15652729

Of course not, PS2-san.

>>15652729
of course not.
we are just guys dressing as skeletons, the real base is 3 blocks down.

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>>15652209
Wait, I have an idea....
>>15650957
Hey officer! That man's >>15652729 a wanted thief!

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Yeah, we're with the United Alliance of Evil down the street and I understand you have a dying empire on the premises.

>>15652729
Not me, I'm just interning at the laboratory of one Professor Gill Herbert. One thing led to another, and now I'm just hanging out here for the rest of the day.
>>15653054
And I understand that YOU guys have a braindead elf-man on yours. Which one of you guys is his aunt, the one with the big tits?

>>15625094

Sir, you won't believe this, but when we were traveling back in time-

Look, this is going to sound retarded. But we almost collided with a telephone booth. THEN we hit a train.

>>15653054
and who are you exactly?
>>15652933
thanks man, now they are fighting each other.
but we have a new problem now, how do we stop them from totalling the base?

>>15653300
You're right, I don't believe you.
>>15654182
>how do we stop them from totalling the base?
We can't, that's why we have Rider insurance

>>15654182
I sorta have a plan; but we need a hobo

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>>15654348
I found one!

>>15654792
YOU FOOL; THATS A RIDER.... wait, I think this one can be useful for us, he is friends with The Strongest Combatman of Shocker: Mook

>>15654799
because we really need 3 riders wrecking the base and us.
Stop letting riders into the base.

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>>15655026
Ore!

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>>15655047
Sanjou!

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>>15655026
Did someone say crossover?

>>15650957
>>15652729
>>15654792
>>15655047
>>15655065
Since when shocker stopped being a organization and instead became a rider meetup spot?

>>15655175
Ever since I tried my fourth wall experiment.

I am actually surprised this thread lasted this long

>>15655214
Holy shit, it's been a whole month as we haven't come up with a plan?!

>>15655298
we will come up with one eventually, but we need a new thread to do so.
because this one is going down because of the riders.

>>15655331
I fucking knew this "bump limit" thing was made by the riders. Fucking riders man.

>>15655175
It could be worse: at least they are fighting each other rather than using the power of friendship and/or space to DESTROY US ALL DESTROY US ALL DESTROY US ALL DESTROY US ALL DESTROY US ALL DESTROY US ALL

>>15655331
Should we make a new thread?

>>15659196
yes, please do.