Why does a robot need tits?

>>15559435

Why does a robot need a head? Why does a robot need limbs? Why a robot/mech at all? Insert becauseitlookscool.jpg

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Why was everyone's nipples so stiff in this show?

>>15559451
because Obari

Well where else would you put the vulcans

It's a design choice, like everything else.

>>15559451
Piloting robots is pretty exciting.

Why does a robot not need tits

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>>15559435
they're distractions that turn into rockets senpai

>>15559447
>Why does a robot need a head?
Optimal area to mount cameras with a versatile range of movement in order to look around and keep aware.

>Why does a robot need limbs?
To allow it to execute movements that would require human finesse, enable it to use a wide variety of equipment, and allow it to traverse almost any terrain.

>Why a robot/mech at all?
Because they have greater capabilities in what they can do and what circumstances they can be deployed in than a tank

>>15559435
Because men love tits

>>15559435
why do robots have crotch cockpits?

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>>15559435
>>15559451

>>15559799
>Optimal area to mount cameras with a versatile range of movement in order to look around and keep aware.

Optimal would be wherever the fucking cock pit is so you're field of view isn't skewed

>To allow it to execute movements that would require human finesse, enable it to use a wide variety of equipment, and allow it to traverse almost any terrain.


We have technology that allows for low altitude flight and hovering. Terrain is a non issue and as far as combat goes just have panned armaments if far more practical

>Because they have greater capabilities in what they can do and what circumstances they can be deployed in than a tank

They're also expensive as fuck and don't offer greater advantages than many tanks and jets.

eat a dick realism fag

>>15559435
Oppai Missiles. Any other stupid questions?

>>15560256
>Optimal would be wherever the fucking cock pit is so you're field of view isn't skewed
It's better to keep the cockpit obscured, not obvious, and deep in the mecha

>We have technology that allows for low altitude flight and hovering. Terrain is a non issue and as far as combat goes just have panned armaments if far more practical
Yes but maintaining hovering and constant jets would make your vehicle far more fuel reliant. Let's are simpler and also less likely to fail, due to legs being much simpler to operate and maintain.

The armaments don't allow the same level of versatility and options that hands would be able to operate.

>They're also expensive as fuck and don't offer greater advantages than many tanks and jets.
They are worth the price when fighting against enemies that you need that level of armament to compete or you want to really fucking surpass their power.

>eat a dick realism fag
Giving reason is realism? You're the one who is talking like some dumb /k/ommando about how jets and tanks are better.

all robots have chests, some protrude more than others. it's not a big deal

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>>15559435
>Why does a robot need tits?

because tits are AWESOME

>>15559435

>>15559453

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>>15560375

this guy gets it

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>>15559435
I said: what does a robot need with tits?

>>15559435
Who said those tits are there because they are needed?

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>>15560384
You're just jealous, Jim.

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>>15560443
Checkmate.

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>>15560276
WAT

>>15560384
>>15560392

If you think robots don't need to be awesome, you're very, very silly indeed.

I mean, how else can their exorbitant costs be justified?

>>15559451

It's very cold in space.

>>15560570
My nipples are hard just thinking about it.

>>15559435
To nurse their robot infants.

It helps with balance

>>15559435
Because it's been a running trope since the beginning of mecha with aphrodite A in mazinger z. It's suppose to be wacky and cartoony and I like that.

Interestingly Mazinger Angels has some art of the breast missiles being expanded on into lasers, machine guns, etc...

Can't find that art though.

>>15559447
Tits don't look cool

>>15560637
Is anon a homosexual?

>>15560637
...said no one ever,
>>15560638
not even legit homosexuals.

>>15560677
>>15560638
Tits don't look cool, they look sexual but not cool.

>>15560570
Why don't they have heaters inside their cockpits?

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>>15560256
>Shits on mecha as a concept
>Calls the other guy a realism fag

>>15559435
To suck on.

>>15559435
Because its a girl robot

>>15561128

Obari vetoed the idea in design

>>15559435
To store machineguns in them. Or missiles.

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>>15564248
>>15560260
>>15559663
>>15560633
>just missiles and rockets
tsk tsk tsk. so close minded. just like how real tits are multi purpose and can be used as floatation devices, pillows, wrist warmers, suffocation for murder, etc. Robot tits are also all-purpose.

To breastfeed robot children duh.

>>15560446

Who is this beautiful woman where did she steal that curtain to make into a dress from?

>>15559435

Because Godannar is about fanservice. No fanservice, you suck at being Godannar.

>build a killing machine
>model it after the human body

Really makes you think

>>15569707
front mounted fuel tanks


what could possibly go wrong?

>>15569712
>>15569707
>>15566003

The original poster is saying the tits are there to draw fire away from the fuel tanks
They're not there to be fuel tanks

What if it had three tits instead of two?

>>15570519
gross

Does the mecha have an ass?

>>15559435
To feed robot children with.

>>15565984
Kaiser SKL also had nipple swords.

>>15574373
>Kaiser SKL also had nipple swords.
Chest Crest that detaches and splits apart and turns into guns with blades at the tip =/= swords.

How the hell did you mistake a giant red crest for a pair of nipples? Are you blind AND an autist? Please leave, you prancing la la homo man.

>>15570519

Then she'd be in Total Recall

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>>15559435
Why not?

>>15560276
>how jets and tanks are better

Depends on the jet and/or tank in question.

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>>15559435
Needs a dick too.

>>15559435
So you can tell that it is a hoebot, not a brobot.

>>15570519
Then we'd need three hands.

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>>15559435

It's an easy step towards humanizing them.

>>15559435
Psychological warfare

need more titties

>>15574941
i like this, im gonna need more

>>15575003

Nyo Robotics

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>>15574394
he meant wingle from SKL has the nipple sword

>>15575109
>wingle from SKL
why does that thing look like something out of deviman...

>>15575233
Because SKL has a number of nods to Devilman, the two pilots are even named after/partially based on Akira and Ryo.

There's even a cameo where Akira and Miki are having a date in a diner.

>>15575103
>Nyo Robotics
i love u anon

>>15559799
You forgot:

>>Why does a robot need tits?
>Because they're sexy and they give the mechs more identifyability to humans.

It's not that hard.

>>15560677
>...said no one ever
Actually, I think that >>15560637 did. Though >>15560637 isn't important at all.

>>15560712
piss off

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>>15575003

にょロボてぃくす
ブラウニーちゃん

Plug either of those tags into Google or Twitter. Have fun anon.

>>15574373
>To feed robot children with.
[heavy breathing]

>>15576243
are those dudes inside the suits?

>>15576478
judging by how ugly as fuck those nyo robotics suits are... ____yes____

>>15576478

Nope, women. They do candid greetings for youtube.

>>/wsg/1716807
>>/wsg/1716810

>>15576521

>Ugly

How dare you.

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>>15577413
>How dare you
My bad. I meant CREEPY.

I they'd made better looking face masks. Less detail on the lips, better shaped noses, they'd be less uncanny valley nightmares and more like actual sexy robot.

They also need more slender neck parts. The current neck parts of their costume are so big they barely look like they have necks at all.

And honestly they look like stupid fetish suits instead of being attractive believable fembots. I've seen better fembot cosplay.

>>15559435
It doesn't, in fact I find it extremely disgraceful to pattern a machine after the faulty human woman. At the very least patterning after the man is to pattern them after their creators. Women have no respect to machines, its why machines reject them, and women piloting them is complete and utter horseshit.

>>15559435
Because rocking robot tits.

>>15576243
thank you. i've arrived at heaven
>>15576478
nope
>>15577862
that is your opinion then

>>15577862

Fair points. I suppose my years in the toku scene have desensitized me to the more uncanny aspects.

I will never understand the appeal of female robots.

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Post robot tits.

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>>15578879

>>15578897
Reminds me I still need to watch that. I've had it on my drives for nearly half a decade now.

>>15559435
That happened since Mazinger Z

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>>15577862
Oh fuck... what is that thing?!

>>15578970
It's cute.

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>>15579029
I bet you think pic related is cute too.

>>15579029
t. blind deaf AND dumb

>>15577862
oh barf... is that what they look like up close?

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>>15577862
>>15579029
>that fucking face
>cute

>>15578254
Are you sure you belong here?

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>>15579159
>>15579132
>>15579121

>>15579664
Gross. Please don't compare that to this hideous nightmare face >>15577862.

Colon-san's face is WAYYYY prettier than that horrifying nyorobotics uncanny valley nightmares.

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>>15579802

Or you know, you could always just go for the three without human faces.

>>15577957

C'mon, man, there are plenty of good reasons to hate women, but to claim they can't pull a lever or push a button is just silly.

>>15580049
You give them too much credit
They have no place in a multibillion dollar war machine.

>>15580164

Other than lower body weight, better G handling, equal mental capacity (Controlling for the requirements already established for any pilot), reduced O2 consumption, simplified activity suit design, propaganda potential and a training profile better suited for solo achievement.

They're not strictly equal pilots, but they are viable, and occasionally preferred choices depending on the tech level and doctrine within the setting.

>>15579889
That rabbit thing is hideous. Like a bowling ball they attached kibble to and put ears on. I don't fucking care about it's massive fake whore tits either. Those are a dime a dozen and I'm more of a tomboy/fitgirl body type with small to medium breasts anyway.

The yellow one's not bad. What does the middle one plopped on it's face look like?

>>15579889
>>15581124
Rabbit has no hips and might be a dude in the suit.

>>15559435
Why does a robot need to resemble a human at all?

>>15580995
Are you fucking wasking for you shit to be slapped, you goddamn fucking liberal? Women have no place being anywhere near a battlefield, simple as that, your fathers knew this, your father's father's, and sure as fucking piss father's father's fathers did. Deal with it, you inclusionist head in the clouds overly idealistic idiot.

>>15582331
>not liking robot tits
Literally blow your brains out you gutless heap of horse shit. You sound like the kind of slimy cocksucker that would shoot at someone during a combination.

>>15582342
Excuse for not pointlessly bringing in women in everything I do, and respecting the machine, I'm sure that doesn't fit into your precious quotas.

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>>15560256
> comes to /m/
> prefers tech we already have

>>15582743
Are you saying...respect the robot?

>>15584315
The machine is pure, and deserves respect, yes.
Can't say the same about women. Impure, faulty, evil.

>>15584415
Are you the same guy who's been going on about how machines and men are "pure" since 2016? Your devotion to the cause is certainly...something.

>>15575109

People can say what they will about SKL, but Wingle was fucking great.

>>15584460
Don't know about the men part, but I plead guilty to woman bashing and the belief that machines are superior to women.

>>15584482
I mean I thought I remembered a guy whining about how women ruined the purity of machines, science, and /m/echa media generally in a Patlabor thread from 2016. Assuming that was you, you're really devoted to this hobbyhorse.

>>15584482
I'm sure if machines were sentient they wouldn't want to fuck you either.

>>15584529
Of course they wouldn't they have no sex drive, which one of the reasons why they're superior.

>>15584577
Daimidaler would be to disagree, IIRC it was at least powered by the pilot's sex drive.

>>15584415
Pretty sure he was just making a joke about a meme

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>give a robot tits
>doesn't give her an ass

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>>15587158

Why wouldn't it?

It has to only look like a male humanoid huh?!

>>15559435
Why do you need to be a no-life hikkineet on autismbucks autist who spends his time on a mongolian basket weaving forum questioning about why a fictional mechanic being requires mammaries or not instead of going out there and doing something productive with your life? Probably the same reason.

>>15588898
Someone is sore.

>>15589888
My dick is sore after seeing all these robo titties

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Don't know what they're thinking still attaching these to bots. It's a goddang safety hazard.

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>>15590955
Being fap material is a death flag with go nagai

>>15578905
>>15578897
What's this from?

>>15591633
I wish they had kept this as Mazinger Z's only method of flight instead of creating the Jet Scrander. It was so ludicrous it was amazing.

Even Dr. Hell was impressed at how he was defeated by the sheer stupidity of it.

>>15590955
All of the Mazinger army robots were cheap knockoffs of the Mazinger it seems.

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>>15591658
I had no recollection of it until I rewatched the show last year or so. It's certainly a standout episode for the creativity and batshit ridiculousness.
One day I'll stop being lazy and learn how to webm the scene.

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>>15560633
The whole manga was full of stuff like that.
The last few pages of each volume have some of the prototype sketches and references.

>>15591668
Anything Yumi builds is basically just a walking coffin.

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>>15591592
ARIEL. All Round Intercept and Escort Lady. ARIEL's a giant robot chick piloted by three girls who don't like robots. It had a total of four OVA episodes in the late 80's.

>>15584461
Shame it didn't do much.

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>>15591709
He is not very good at his job.

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Is it time to weaponize breasts

Has a situation ever come up in a mecha where someone had the self awareness to ask why a robot had tits?
In srw valsione makes heads turn

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>>15592254
does tiger tits count?

>>15591714
Thanks bud

>>15592379
This is probably as close as you're going to get.

>>15592379
>"Because it looks cool."
Is this a valid reason?

>>15593177
Who cares about practicability. Mecha is about how cool it is. Humanoid bots/mobile suits would be a joke in real warfare

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Why does a android need tits?

>>15594238
Because it pleases me.

>>15594238
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>>15564230

Extra armor plating.

Very useful if you ask me. I wonder why is not standard issue

>>15559435
As a way to identify female robots so male robots can fuck them. It is like how birds have colorful feathers for no reason except mating.

>>15594258
>>15594259
Meet a real woman instead

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How about this shining nipple power armor ?

>>15591672
OPPAI ROCKETO!

>>15559435
>Why does a robot need tits?
Radars, anon.

>>15560637
>>15560638
>>15560677
>>15560712
Why are there only so few mechas with penises?

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>>15598734

This is reason 1. You see the big dong that goes from hip to almost the chest height? That's why. Because when they DO put them on, the friggin' mooo suits go hogwild with putting them on every elite mook they can find.

Reason 2: remember 0083? Mancha humping Keith's suit when Keith fudged training? Now imagine that in a super robot. With mega hook-dong from above. Super Robot Sexual Assault: The Anime.

>>15560574
There go my nipples again.

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>>15559435
Same reason they upgraded Ibis' rack.

>>15603107
>upgraded
Those are her canon size she just lives in a world of titty monsters.

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>>15594238
random access mammaries

>>15603107
She was never flat, even in Alpha she was that big. But she looks smaller by comparison.

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>>15603110

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>>15603110
>>15604507
She's basically Lina from Slayers, even though Lina can be inconstant at times.

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>>15604587
I remember watching anime and being confused why everybody call her flat when her pair sometimes rival Amelia. Only later did they size her down.

>>15604596

Basically >>15604551, it's that her chest isn't enough to cause bounce.

>>15559435
>Why does a robot need tits?

So she can fire breast missiles.

>>15593177
It totally is. Humans are vain. If we returned to the days of monarchs and lords you could bet we'd have helmets with human faced masks

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>>15604587
>>15604596
Then there's Ryu Knight's Paffy being slightly inconstant herself, although the only time her chest size gets made fun of, she points out that she is stacked for a teenager.

On a side note, I find it funny how Godannar's Lou isn't concerned about her size in an universe full of titty monsters.

>>15559435
Because japan

>>15559435
why.,..not?

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>>15604660

Why stop at just the mask?

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>>15559435
Why not?