/m/ Writes an Anime

It was a dark and stormy space night.

For robot space pirate captain hooklock

Not a mecha was stirring, not even a Ball.

the sound of sweaty man on man flesh slapping could be heard down the hall

preventing Ensign Mari Okada of concentrating in her next project

>>15505594
Used condoms were laying everywhere in the captain's chamber.

12,000 years worth of semen glopped endlessly into Noriko

While a cow took dump near the fields of space colony, each time someone unloaded their loads.

Then demonbane came.

HAPPY BIRTHUDAAAAAAAAAAAAY

"The world is not a square!"

"If it was, people would fall from it."

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*Mecha eyes light up*

Three brothers

>>15505763

having mecha gay sex

One loli

and a whole ton of oil

Start singing a insert song

Screen cuts to a close up of supporting cast in shock

main character fires a warning shot that surprisingly hits on target

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The nuclear warhead explodes, killing millions of innocent genetically-engineered super-soldiers.

Why don't you try Fat Burger from now on? You can get yourself a cheese and fries for 2.95, faggot!

Insolent whelp, I prefer Whataburger. This slight against my honor will be avenged.

HE'S FAST!

Main character gets buttfucked by the Char clone

Isn't this pilot suit too revealing?

>>15505999
That Char clone was Albert Einstein.

FUCKING JEWS AND THEIR IMPRESSIVE COCKS

MAKES ME WET AS FUCK DESU

-Taylor Swift

Your pathetic heterosexuality cannot possibly win, submit to the Fujoshi Empire!

Menstrual blood gushed from the sprinklers, staining the walls.

The highly trained pilot rushes towards the prototype mobile suit.

The pilot then shoved the control stick up in his ass.

And then shouted "GATTAI!"

Ryoma's spirit ghost apperared next to him and wished him good luck

Good luck, Yukikaze.