This is why you're a virgin.

>>15485764
That's how I got acquainted with my gf. We're married now.

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>>15485764

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>>15485764

You haven't seen anything until someone does this to you.

I laughed at the irony when the person caused a huge argument in the group over different brands of canned beer.

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>>15485764
EVEN SO WE CAN UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER AND THEN NEITHER OF US WILL BE VIRGINS

>>15485764
>you
That's a we

>>15485773
Did you marry your hand in Japan?

>>15485773
I feel happy for you, anon. Best wished to you both.

>>15485835
>cue Midori Hibi jokes

>>15485764
>thinking Tetsujin is a Gundam
Why is she out in public without her handler?

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>>15485764
Nope. It is because I am ugly and lack social skills.

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>>15485764
Sorry to disappoint, but chicks digging giant robots isn't a meme. My past 3 girlfriends were weebs and enjoyed mecha/toku, and I'm engaged to someone who watches Ex-Aid with me every week.

The trick is introducing the shows as j-dramas that happen to have some horror/fighting elements on them. By the time they realize not every show is Faiz, they're hooked.

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>>15485773
Yeah my wife was a Wing fag when we first met. Introduced her to some Xenogears, and then we started dating. Bitches love Xenogears.

>>15485773

>Meet nice girl
>go out on dates have fun
>Don't brag about my hobbies but don't hide them either
>She watches some of my DVDs while Im at work to kill some time
>I come to find she her crying her eyes out
>Worried I ask her what's wrong
>Why did Bernie have to die ;_;

Yeah, I think Ill keep mine too

>>15486035
You should treat her to some hamburger to ease the pain.

>>15485773
>>15486035
Aw, these are cute. Congrats, guys!

That said, while we're on the subject, does anyone have that story about how a toku /m/an in Japan found his wife? It was something along the lines of he was a teacher, went out one day dressed up as a toku hero, played around with some kids while one of his cute coworkers was watching, and then the next day at school used one of the character's lines so she figured out it was him, laughed, and then went on a date with him? The story ended "And that's how I met my wife, thanks toku" or something like that. Anybody remember that one?

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>>15485764
Joke's on you OP. I got a girlfriend who already finished all of UC Gundam before me, as well as Rayearth. She even built the Farsia kit I got her for her birthday this month.

>>15486252

Wow what a nice story. I miss when you could do shit like that and not wind up on some watch list.

ITT: fucking normies

>>15486397
This is /m/, not /a/.

How do I find an /m/ husbando who will cosplay the Yang to my Frederica?

>>15486035
Wow your girlfriend watched the most entry level non pleb tier Gundam series. Let me know when you find her watching Getter Robo crabsticks.

>>15486434
When your name is democracy or alcohol

>>15486434
Comiket desu

I know it's not entirely on topic, but my sister has gotten into Gundam and Gunpla ever since we watched Build Fighters together. She still likes to call every suit a Gundam or Transformers on purpose to ruffle my tail feathers.

>>15486505
Don't date your sister. That's not cool, man.

>>15486007
What's this, google image search comes up with cartoon network?

>>15486519
I'll do whatever the hell I want.
Nah, but just she likes building stuff with me whenever we have the time.

>>15486528

"My Troublesome Lady" it's an H-Manga. They fugg.

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>>15486552
Ah, Thanks senpai.

>>15486557

Don't get the wrong idea. I can't recognize random H-manga's by individual pages. I just had to crawl through an old archived /jp/ thread.

>>15486540
Friendly reminder that if you built an Acguy or Bearguy together, you're officially in a relationship. Please don't date your sister, anon.

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>>15486568
Anon you wouldn't happen to be some kind of sex pervert, would you?

>>15486035
this sounds like a pathological lie desu senpai

>>15486462
this is why you're single

if you shitpost in 4chan you shitpost irl

>>15486571
I keep seeing posts of people's girlfriend building the Beargguy first. I mean, that was our first kit, but I can't blame anyone for not wanting to. Get that mentality outta here, man.

>>15486601

That other anon is right, you know. Don't date your sister. Nothing good can come from it.

>>15486035

Nice roleplaying. Keep this shit on your blog.

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>>15486571
>Sister bought a Beargguy at some bookstore and asked me to help her build it
I guess we're dating now.

>>15486622
We just build together. Why does everything have to have some weird incest thing injected into it?

>>15486651
>We just build together.
Yeah, build with your wieners

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>>15486571
This is accurate.

>>15486035
You should comfort her with Gundam Valhalla

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I met my wife at an anime group back in the 90s. If we would have dated then she'd have been put on the sexual predator's registry (she's 5 years older than me and I was 15 at the time). We started dating when I was 22 and married a couple years after that. We'll have been married for 15 years this September. She's always been a huge Macross fan. The first gunpla she built was a GN Archer. For Valentines Day a few years back she bought me a MG Acgguy because she saw one of those Acgguy is loev macros.

>>15485764
What is this from?

>>15486793
20st Century Boy. It's a typical work for the author in that it doesn't go anywhere for a long time.

My girlfriend is weird in that she does not care about gundam at all but she loves gunpla. She gets happy as hell when a new one comes in.

>>15486434
My place ;)

>tfw I'll never be a wizard
Jokes on you, OP, haha

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>tfw no gunpla gf/bf
Just end it all.

>>15485764
Nah, my wife gives me kits as gifts, she loves the Beargguys, Zoids, and tubby mechs for her desk.

>>15485807
It's technically true or "close enough if you squint" for the layman though. Several of them are actually more than one vehicle, or have different forms/a core vehicle that is the main cockpit, etc.

The first row was straight up designed as toys/to sell toys, even. Specifically to children. (originally. I acknowledge that the specific designs or models in question on the chart are clearly for otaku/man-children.

>>15486957
t. megazord pro

>>15485764

What manga is that from?

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>>15486032
>>15485773
>>15486035

I got my now current wife into Macross, she loves the franchise along with some other /m/ titles.

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>Tfw no GF to cuddle with while watching old mecha anime

It hurts to live

>>15485764
Man, that manga sucked after the first friend died

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>>15485764
> bitch can't into semantics IRL

that's why their cockpit always empty.

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>>15486035
>Why did Bernie have to die ;_;
Because he joined the space Nazis.