Colossal

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>>15474264
>American """kaiju"""

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>>15474264
CRANK-NII!!!

>>15474268
P-pepe?

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>>15474264
Why she slappin /ourguy/ Shockwave.

>>15474264
>anne hatheway

giantess titties and cooch shots confirmed

>>15474264
>skip to three different spots in the trailer
>all in the dark with low lighting

Fuck this garbage

>robot has a gorillion overlapping plates and exposed internals
When will Hollywood make a mecha design that isn't crap?

>>15474264
was this that Luna Varga ripoff that used Godzilla images when it was selling to producers?

>>15474264
Wait, this is an actual monster movie? I thought I this was just some weird drama about self discovery or some shit

>>15474264
Is this the movie that got stalled because Toho went mega-Jew and tried to sue it because it had a giant monster?

>>15474361
no, they specifically used pics of Godzilla in their sales kit or something

I was expecting a giant Anne Hathaway, pure disappointment.

>>15474393
Do you mean to say that it's a....COLOSSAL disappointment?

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>>15474393

>>15474345
Robot Jox
Pacific Rim

>>15474354
It's very likely to be that, yeah. Tokunet and other people hyping it as an "American kaiju film" weird me the hell out, as a fan of the filmmaker - he's done this type of movie before where the larger event is just an excuse to tell a story about humans being humans.

I'm honestly expecting the Totally Not Godzilla monster to appear as much as Shin Godzilla on his own movie.

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>read the plot summary
>the robot and monster are just part of some gay ass abusive relationship metaphor
>the robot is the bad guy and it fucking loses

Fucking nauseating, 0/10.

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>>15474345
I like the design of K-S20 a lot. It sticks close to the simple humanoid shape, but effective . Looks more menacing than the battle droids and super battledroids from the Prequels.

>>15475250
Yet it also seems like a descendant of the battle droids.

>>15475250
T800

>>15475250
giant mecha =/= humanoid robot

>>15475250
>that thumbs-up as the blast door closes
Rogue One was bafflingly good, hopefully it doesn't remain an anomaly

>>15475198
Apparently, the monster scenes all together are shorter then Godzilla's screentime in G14, but without the cool shit.

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>>15475250
K-2S0 is fucking gorgeous. It's a shame he served no other purpose than weak comic relief

>>15475450
Oh, it's out already? Because yeah that sounds exactly what I was expecting from it, and Vigalondo. I wonder if it's on iTunes already...

Its a bunch of feminist nonsense

>>15474264
Don't we need to have some actual history to Hollywood's mecha movies before they start cranking out poorly thought out "subversions"?

>>15475492
Pacific rim was enough mecha culture for murrica

>>15475492
>>15475496
Transformers is embedded deeply in America culture, everyone knows the theme tune like they'd know a national anthem.

>>15474642
>Robot Jox
My dude

>>15474264
I'd like to show her my colossal if you know what I mean.

>>15475504
That hardly counts

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>>15475239
>giant robot jobs to the first generic villain of the week kaiju it fights
Can't wait desu

>>15474264
>Action scenes interrupted with clips of homeless catwoman swinging her fists in the air at a public park

This could be good.

Hathaway is a solid actor. I don't know a lot about the director's work, but "A is for Apocalypse" was interesting for what it was.

What worries me is that the reviews call it "subversive". Critics are kind of huge idiots when it comes to what does and does not count as a subversion.

>>15478091

>people report her to local authorities because she might be crazy
>assaults investigating police officers because she cant stop fighting the kaiju
>has to go to court
>kaiju attacks while she is in court
>better start fist-fighting the air while under cross-examination
>judges decides she should be committed because of psychological issues
>put in a straight jacket
>kaiju attacks

>>15478308
Well from what this thread has claimed so far it's a mecha movie in the same way Birdman is a superhero movie. The difference being that Michael Keaton wasn't trying to play a quirky manic girl, which easily places in the top 10 of "worst character archetypes to build your film around"

so this is basically that crazy bitch from youtube that films people who sniff around her because she's a schizo, but she's secretly controlling a robot that fights monsters?

>>15478459
She's the monster.

>>15475239

The summery doesnt tell the whole story, its much much worse. -3/10

>>15475239
Fuck this shit. I mean, if they want to tell a story about an abusive relationship that's fine, if you want to use giant robots and monsters for it.....that's weird but fine, but this trailer tries to sell a movie about a robots and monsters fighting.

>>15475492
"subvert shit you actually played straight" is lost on most people these days, probably due cultural osmosis. Its the reason stuff like Deadpool or Akibaranger are so popular among people who don't actually like the genre the product belongs.

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>>15474268
>Japanese """"kaiju"""

>>15474264
This has flop written all over it.

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>>15474264
its parody movie /m/, calm the fuck down

>>15474264
Wasn't this the movie where they literally stole Mazinger art for a poster?

>>15479847
Thay trailer doesnt sell it as that.

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>>15474264

Poster time

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>>15480377

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>>15480377

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>>15480377

>not a single image of Hathaway

Come on people

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>>15480377

the graphic design intern version

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>>15480377

Mondo

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>>15480377

Twist Spoiler - the movie poster

>>15474373
Yeah, it was a picture of Godzilla and Mazinger.

>>15480434
hahaha holy shit that crap photoshop filter, those crap designs, that crap everything
maybe we'll at least get drawings of the robot raping the monster

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I'm disappointed /m/.
I saw "Giant Robot" and assumed we were getting new Giant Robo material.

"candidate for worst movie of the year"

good job, annie

I just watched it and it was actually fairly alright.
It's not a mecha or kaiju movie, though, despite there being two in the story.

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>>15474642
>Robot Jox
Now, that right there's some quality taste.

>>15474264
>Mecha finally gets a big break in America in 2013
>PacRim has good designs, visuals, and fights, tosses in nods to cartoons
>People slowly forget about it

>Mecha gets another big one in 2017
>This time it's a PROGRESSIVE FEMINIST POSITIVE MESSAGE INSPIRATIONAL DARK HUMOR SATIRE ALLEGORY ABOUT ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIPS
>critics gobble this shit up
>kotaku will no doubt fellate it straight to Armageddon with articles like
>"""Robots: Not a guys' club anymore!"""
>probably will win some awards
>an "instant classic"

Why must I see everything I love trashed and whored out to these cringeworthy fucks in Hollywood? No one asked for a (((quirky, funny, feminist))) rendition of giant fucking robots. God damn this hurts to watch, I can't wait for all the idiotic praise this piece of filth will receive over the next eight months.

>>15484601
>>probably will win some awards
>>an "instant classic"
>>15483195

>>15484601
because being politically correct is the current hot thing this decade

they dont give a fuck how bad it is only that the normalfags will eat this shit up because WOW SO BRAVE WOW GIRL POWA WOW NOT RACIST etc bullshit

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>>15474345

>>15480430

best one by a mile

>>15485149
so good it even jobs to little girls

>>15485207

I only care about the design

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>>15484725
>a movie that isn't racist is somehow a bad thing.

>>15485267
It's a bad thing because it's sterile and politically correct.

>>15485310
And racist is bad because it's pointlessly offensive and stupidly restrictive.

So really it comes down to which kind of preachy dumbass propaganda you prefer

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>>15485358
Political correctness is inherently restrictive.

Anyone on 4chan who thinks political correctness is a good thing should go the fuck back to Tumblr.

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>>15485207
Don't you ever refer to Robocop 3 again

So, what was the point... were the monsters a metaphor for alcoholism?

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>>15474264
What the fuck is with the west's insistance of not using traditional eastern designs aspects in their ugly Kaiju/Robot designs?
You would expect that with their obsession with Apple Sci-fi they would be willing to let some curves and more simplistic boxes stick, but not, it's all over-designed garbage.

Okay/10

Not a Kaiju movie.

Not bad but not a movie I'd see again, considering its competition since it's been out until the 'summer blockbusters' all drop, it's something I'd suggest but since those all come out in May it's not worth it.

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>>15474292

>>15485373
Being purposefully politically correct is stupid, but you call anything that isn't actively racist politically correct and dilute the term.

If shes the monster...
Whos the robot?

>>15490910
The monster