Everyone in /m/ get in here. it's time to report your status.

Still fighting fake gundam fans and fake mecha fans.

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This is the border patrol squad.
We're passing over the /m/-/mu/ border, no lost /mu/tants spotted so far.

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This is 22nd auxiliary fleet.
Intensifying forward firepower.

MBN Fuck-up reporting.
....We still have no idea where we are.

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>>15437042

Regional Patrol 9152. All clear.

So far.

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Co/m/missary here.

Bit of inclement weather; nothing that should impact service.

ITT: let's show everybody why we are the lowest losers ever.

>>15437129
Found the UCfag

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37 Automatic Air Army
Status Report
Pilot: [No Data]
Ammunition Level: Resupply Required
Fuel Level: Resupply Required
Mission status: [In Progress]

>>15437042
Can it wait? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.

>>15437042
C-currently performing simulations, sir!

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>>15437042
Pacific Com/m/ander here.
Currently investigating reports of giant shark-men on the road attacking innocents. Haven't seen anything so far, but I'll let you know if I see anything.

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814th Squadron, reporting from Patrol Marker CK, this is Red Booty here, I repeat, Red Booty. We savin' all y'alls' asses.

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This is Stink Finger, pilot of AC /m/anowar. I need back up! Repeat! I need back up

AP AT 70%

This is AC Ni/m/rod, reporting in. Ammo is at minimum. Zinaida's a bitch. Over.

>>15437045
>fake gundam fans
>fake mecha fans
What?

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>>15437042

Dockyard here. The latest shipment of Battletech from /tg/ has arrived on schedule.

>>15437042
Setsuna F Sei
Eliminating the target

>>15437042
Off to my last mission before my retirement.
Wish me luck!

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>>15437042
Not going anywhere fast. we've lost hydraulic pressure in legs 3 through 6. Requesting pick up and Control, if it's D-squad ask them to arrive sometime before we develop trench foot.

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MFB A'Tuin reporting.
Mobile fortress en-route to new vacatio...I mean vantage point.
Distance to target, 100 klicks north from current position.
ETA 3 months, give or take a week due to rainy season.

Like half my squad is dead. The other half is dying. Kind of got our asses handed to us, m80s

>>15438386

Understood. Sending D-squad with supplies to relieve trench foot.

>>15438363
Acquisitions department here, currently trying to locate a carrier of missing Destroids, you know anything about that?

>>15438420

Not sure. You got a name on that- wait.

Hmmm. We do have a ship missing. Was your carrier the... lets see here. Got it. Was your carrier the Megaroad?

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>>15438386
D-SQUAD DON'T DO NO PICK UP AND CONTROL!

Y'all spiderboys got yourselves into this mess all on your own, so get out of it by yourselves and let tanks do their job goddammit!

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>>15437042
BY REVIVING THE BOATS OF THE MIDDLE AGES AND THE ANCIENT TRADITION OF...
wait...what?

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Earth Orbit is A-Okay!

>>15437042
All's quiet on the eastern front.
Requesting more art from that same artist, over.

>>15437165
This is Air Command. We lost contact with 37thAAA, any units in sector 6C be advised of a type BX79 super fortress heading your way.

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Judau Ashta here, currently skipping school!

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This is carrier Flatchest, we have a mix up with a unit transfer. Trying to clear it up with command as soon as possible.

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>>15437042
Rural nowhere upstate New York.
It's comfy.

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Y'all I just found this while cleaning my room
I have no memory of it

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>>15438640
This too. Wild.

>>15438420
This is Patrol 2385, there's an unresponsive carrier off the eastern coast, looks like its power is dead, no IFFs or anything detected, lots of destroids on the deck though, is this your carrier?
We're going in to get a closer look, maybe try to find the name if its painted on the hu-
OH SHIT EVADE EVADE EVAD-

>[Communication link terminated]

23rd Pacific Squadron, over. All clear, but please someone do something about this goddamn heat.

>>15438640
That would be because you didn't open the damn thing.

What a blast from teh past.

>>15439165
Fair, but I was only like 8 when that was published, I have no idea how it came into my possession. What a mystery.