Things you can say about your mech but not your girlfriend

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>girlfriend

>>15369285
Its reliable most of the time.

Easy to maintain

I have one

>>15369315
pics or it didn't happen

>>15369285
Dump it for the mid-season upgrade.

I'll probably have one within my lifetime.

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It jobs a lot.

I have one hidden underground in my basement.

>>15369285
Chances of having is more.

>>15369285
I love you

>>15369285
Always up for a three unit combination sequence.

>>15369285
GATTAI DA!

>>15369285
She wasn't vaporized by hostile troops

>>15369285
shes high maintenence , needs a crew to be serviced properly but once they've finished and her internals have been lubed, shes a great, satisfying ride

>>15369285
"They're too bulky. I think I might remove some parts."

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>>15369285
Legs are just for show.

p

>>15369452
>or I keel you

>>15369285
You're getting rusty.

>>15369317
Are you telling me a car isn't in a way a mech?

I love sitting on her Cockpit.

This model has become obsolete. We need to invest in a new one.

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>>15369285
What's a girlfriend?

>>15369287
First post is best post

>>15369285
My dad locked her in the basement for me to discover after he died.

I can insert myself into it

>>15369287
Top kek

>>15369285
I've never had one.
No, wait, that applies to both.

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it's always wet

>>15373260
>Making sexual jokes about bestguy
THE ACGUY IS NOT FOR LEWDS!

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>>15373359
Acguy a slut. Agguguy a pure.

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>>15373364
go and stay go. Acguy is the purest.

>>15369285
I can turn it on

I love it.

I'm attracted to them.

Is that a new model? Kono pressah!

>>15369285
I can get a mid-season upgrade.

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She makes me feel alive.

>>15369285
I've been inside a mech.

Are girlfriends toku?

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Is it time for the Hoedown yet

>>15375378
Gary Numan's least known song,