Long ago in a distant colony. I, ZAKU, the shapeshifting master

>>15331166
>instead of jack it's RX-78-2 in the theme

>You can fly!?
>No, thrusters good.

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>>15331268
Why did you have to remind me, I miss Johnny.

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>>15331166
Just nuts and bolts.

Just nuts and bolts.

It wasn't nuts and bolts

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>>15331776
That was brutal.

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JACK MONTAGES THREAD!

>LONG AGO IN A DISTANT GALAXY, I ANNO, THE SHIT WRITER OF DARKNESS, UNLEASHED AN UNSPEAKABLE EVIL.

>BUT A FOOLISH UNIT-02 PILOT, WIELDING A MAGIC SPEAR, STEP FORTH TO OPPOSE ME.

>BEFORE THE FINAL BLOW WAS STRUCK. I TORE A PORTAL IN TIME AND FLUNG HER INTO THE REBUILD, WHERE MY FANSERIVCE IS LAW, NOW THE FOOL SEEKS TO RETURN TO THE PAST, AND UNDO THE FUTURE THAT IS End of EVA.

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Sounds fun, I'll have a crack at it.
>LONG AGO, IN A DISTANT LAND, I, HIMIKA, THE WARRING MISTRESS OF DARKNESS, UNLEASHED AN UNSPEAKABLE EVIL

>BUT A FOOLISH CYBORG MOTORCYCLIST, WIELDING MAGNET JOINTS AND A MAGIC SPEAR, STEPPED FORTH TO OPPOSE ME

>BEFORE THE FINAL BLOW WAS STRUCK, I TORE A PORTAL IN TIME AND FLUNG HIM INTO THE FUTURE, WHERE MY ATMOSPHERIC DISTURBANCE IS LAW

>NOW THE FOOL SEEKS TO RETURN TO HIS PAST FRIENDS AND FAMILY, AND UNDO THE FUTURE THAT IS KOTETSUSHIN JEEG

YEARS AGO IN A FAMILIAR LAND I, CHARLES, RULER OF BRITANNIA, PLOTTED TO UNLEASH... WELL IT WASN'T AN UNSPEAKABLE EVIL BUT IT DOES AMOUNT TO FREE LOBOTOMIES FOR EVERYONE TO MAKE A WORLD WITHOUT LIES, IT'S A WORK IN PROGRESS. BUT MY FOOLISH SON WIELDING A MAGIC EYE DARED STEP FORTH TO OPPOSE ME... LOOK WE HAD A FALLING OUT, HIS MOM GOT KILLED AND I REALLY WASN'T HAVING ANY OF HIS SELFISH "IT'S ALL ABOUT WHAT I WANT" SHIT, LOOK JUST BEAR WITH ME.

*jibun WOOOO*

*SEKAI SAE MO*


BEFORE THE FINAL BLOW WAS STRUCK, I TORE OPEN A PORTAL TO HIS MIND, WHERE I MADE HIM THINK HE WAS JUST SOME RANDOM BACKGROUND CHARACTER IN A BAD HIGH SCHOOL ANIME... REALLY I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THIS KID, NONE OF MY OTHER CHILDREN WERE THIS FULL OF SHIT. EXCEPT MAYBE SCHNEIZEL. HE KINDA CREEPS ME OUT.

ANYWAY... NOW MY SON SEEKS TO TAKE REVENGE UPON ME, AND UNDO THE FUTURE THAT IS R2.

>>15331776
was previous jack seasons always this violent

i don't even remember any blood

>>15333297
He was covered head to toe in robot internal fluids by episode 3.

I really need to get someone to draw AKU as a Zaku silhouette with a burning brow above the monoeye and a heat hawk with RX-78-2 below.

>>15333297
Jack is an incredibly violent show, for the most part they circumvented ratings concerns via robot gore and pools of oil back when it was "for kids."

>>15333297
>>15333363
To paraphrase Inspector Leopard from Monty Python, it's "the same, only MORE violent!". Plus it's on Adult Swim now, so.

>>15331166
he's gotta get back
back to the day
amuro ray

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>>15331166
>where my seed is Destiny.

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>>15331166

We need someone who can do a good Aku impersonation to read these.

>>15333067

This is my favorite so far.

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Long ago in a distant land, I, Wiseman, the shape-shifting Overman, unleashed an unspeakable war!

But a foolish VOTOMS pilot wielding a Scopedog stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future, where my evil is law!

Now the fool seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is Wiseman!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEL-w9U2AyE

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Long ago in a distant anime production company. I, Yoshiyuki Tomino, the brilliant director, unleashed an unspeakable self loathing of my toy comercial. But a foolish Space Elevator wielding a magic ascension shaft step forth to oppose me.

*elevator door opening sounds*

Before the final blow was struck. I tore open a portal in time and flung it into the future, where I hate all my animes. Now the fool seeks to return to the past. And undo the future that is carrying people to space cheaply.

>>15331166
Didn't we have this thread a week ago?

>LONG AGO IN A DISTANT LAND, I, DOCTOR HELL, THE BRILLIANT (TO-BE) RULER OF THE WORLD UNLEASHED AN UNSPEAKABLE EVIL!

>BUT A FOOLISH JAPANESE TEENAGER, WEILDING A CHOGOKIN Z ROBOT, STEPPED FORTH TO OPPOSE ME.

>BEFORE THE FINAL BLOW WAS STRUCK, I TORE A PORTAL IN TIME AND FLUNG HIM INTO THE FUTURE, WHERE HE DOES NOTHING ALL SERIES!

>NOW THE FOOL SEEKS TO RETURN TO THE PAST AND UNDO THE FUTURE THAT IS GRENDIZER!

>>15333297
Just nuts and bolts.

>>15331166
Thats a grade A post guys, yall better take note

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Also, have this shot from the comics, for reaction material.

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>>15333067
>>15334786

it works with her twin brother since both suffered at the Hands of a shit writer, also for any character who were fucked up for more fanservice

>LONG AGO IN A DISTANT GALAXY, I SUMIZAWA, THE DARKLORD WRITER OF DARKNESS, UNLEASHED AN UNSPEAKABLE EVIL
>BUT A FOOLISH GUNDAM PILOT, WIELDING THE MAGICAL DEATHSCYTHE, STEP FORTH TO OPPOSE ME.

*lightsaber clash sound

>BEFORE THE FINAL BLOW WAS STRUCK, I TORE A PORTAL IN TIME AND FLUNG HIM INTO THE FUTURE, WHERE MY WORDS IS LAW.
>NOW THE FOOL SEEKS TO RETURN TO THE PAST, AND UNDO THE FUTURE THAT IS FROZEN TEARDROP!

>>15333067
>>15340890
Please stop bringing up your goddamn fanfiction of this in every thread.

>>15340890
how did Two get into bleach?

>>15343979
Long ago in a distant Ireland, I, MIHARU, a young spy working under Zeon, infiltrated the Trojan Horse. But a dashing Guncannon pilot left the Federation and seduced me.

Before I was noticed onboard, I died while fighting Zeon forces and flung him into lifelong despair, where his guilt was endless. Now the man seeks to return to the past, and undo the future where I am gone.

>>15344180
>MIHARU, a young spy working under Zeon,

Wait, he was a spy? I can't remember that.