Describe something as poorly as possible

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>>14955480
Gundam IBO:
Anarcho-kids

Evangelion:
The Gospel of Puberty (or: The Gospel of the Dropping Balls)

Patlabor:
Officer Biped

Ghost in the Shell:
Sex Robot Cop

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racist robot kung-fu Olympics series.

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>>14955480

Please fill out damage form 371-A in triplicate. Also form 3211-F in regards to mishandling company property.

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Billionaire industrialist creates a super expensive toy to satiate his own ego.

Man with no social skills gives a ring to a girl. And then monsters arrive for whatever reason.

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A Jewish teen, his friends, an an annoying brat they picked up are given an all-expenses paid tour of North Africa and Ireland, courtesy of an overworked military captain that has reached his breaking point.

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A secretary plots to take his boss' job while giant robots wrestle each other in the background.

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Cheap Superman knockoff.

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Disaster management and political activists .

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Porn with plot.

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Vertical Jeep driver with PTSD talks in his head.

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You want something done, you gotta do it yourself.

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A concise thesis proving Darwin decisively wrong.

>>14956102
Jesus christ, Musashi.

>>14955542

And if you come in saturday to wax the robot, that'd be greaaaaaaaaat

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>>14955487
>Sex Robot Cop
THE MAJOR IS NOT A SEX ROBOT

DELET THIS

>>14955480
what is pirates in space.

but everybody has probably already has seen it. And fallen asleep while watching.

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a masterpice but went to shit in S2

A cute girl and a compulsive backstabber fight space nazi hunters.

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>>14956139
>lesbian orgies intensify

>>14956029
>Porn with plot.

Wouldn't that be nice ?
Cross Ange is not even Playboy or Penthouse level porn.

>>14956229
Blame the animators for being too lazy to draw nipples.

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>Evangelion
The best Ultraman fanfiction ever made

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An abstract biography of Idi Amin

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Robot 'Nam

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Man has underage sex with a 10,000 year old magic grimoire. Saves universe as a result.

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Bandai-Namco forget that they already did Gundam Wing in the 90's.

Then things get very very silly.

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Die Hard In a space station

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A Japanese schoolboy and an illegal alien play video games with a 35 year old man, an Italian lech, a Scandinavian hobo, and a chuuni, among others.

>>14956328
More like "Big Zam : The Series"

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Bruce Wayne's forays into tomato cultivation go horribly, horribly wrong.

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>>14956367

Crew and audience struggle to work out if main character is bumbling but lucky idiot or SOME KIND OF TACTICAL GENIUS.

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>"Of course I'm sure dumping all of our space garbage and biological waste into the time-hole is safe and will never have any kind of repercussions!"

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Space Nobles are dicks to each other for hundreds of years, but are then united together when the space furries attack, luckily AT&T challenges the Space Yiffs to a duel and win. Securing some breathing room for the main characters to amass plot-armour and prep-time.

Space Yiff Clans get their shit pushed in by main characters, except those clans with main characters of their own.

Afterwards two siblings have a falling out and Nobles go back to being dicks to each other.

The AT&T remind everybody that they're AT&T and therefore evil, and nuke everybody creating a setting universally reviled by every single even tangential fan of the setting, and that WizKids managed to survive the clusterfuck is one of the great tradgedies of the wargaming industry.

>>14956148
Zeta, Kamille and Quattro.

White savior uses magic powers and maxed charisma to fight the government.

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>>14956418

my fucking sides!

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Post Apocalyptic Nazi's aren't the bad guys, they sure as hell aren't the good guys, but when your options are a guy who thinks more skulls is always the answer designwise or Mexican Vampires your choices are limited. Native americans get giant robots to help them defend cactus people immigrant rights from 4-armed cyborg gunslingers. Atlantis is being run by Japanese Tentacle Demons and frequented by the Ape people that built Mechagodzilla.
Meanwhile power armored Dolphins help SeaQuest DSV and another Atlantis to fight Cthulhu. Germany is at war with the kingdom of the Gargoyle people but they stand firm thanks to their giant robots. Slav Cyborg technology is best in world, rivalled only by a japan that can't decide if it wants to be a seven samurai or Akira setting but none of that matters because Techno-Magic Space Cockroaches are in a race with the literal forces of Satan to see who can destroy the earth quicker AND WE WERE VERY VERY DRUNK.

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>>14956327
Best Gendum since 1979.

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>>14956657

What is this?

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>>14956719

RIFTS a clusterfuck of a kitchen sink setting RPG designed by a passive aggressive autist who has somehow managed to stay in business when other, better companies have failed, a mystery of the 90's roleplaying scene

99% of every person who has ever even tried to play the game say the same thing: "The setting is great, the rules are shit."

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A thrill seeker gets his ass kicked by a quadruple amputee

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Angry man yells at Earth

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Japanese cops fight robots and take the day off.

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Three ancient trucks cleans another generation.

>>14956339
>Die Hard in a space station
That sounds fucking rad

>>14955501
Government funded environmental destruction

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A Jackie Chan impersonator fights crime with a pedo and a bicycle.

Insane Asylum candidates are given a large robot to kill shit in.

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A group of kids foil an old man's attempts to turn people into babies

>>14955972
Illegal alien joins border patrol

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F-ZERO The Movie

>>14956418
Breaking News: Outer Space radiation turns US Army into Furries

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1930s humanity stands united against an alien invasion.

>>14955501
But that's not poorly that's spot on.

>>14956145
Some people's thoughts on 00?

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Bunch of /m/ try to conquer earth but got fuck by cook .

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Philosophical disagreements within the scientific community foster the dissemination of WMDs

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Robotic cagefighters run amok in public.

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A guy gets shot and the only way he can live is by remaining in his mech's penis.

>>14956875
Bruce Willis don't need more ideas

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>>14956978

Street Fighter protagoist enters martial arts tournement to find brother. Is so successful he finds him twice.

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Adventures of the transhuman queen of an alien war machines kingdom.

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>>14957091
Continued meddling causes Lucas to now place A New Hope after The Empire Strikes Back.

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>>14956797

>>14957098
God that art is why i love the crossbones

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Space nazi smurfs decided to make the universe a favor and exterminate the human race because of land development.

To counter that, earth decided to give a old battleship another shot, manned by the most unstable and undisciplined crew possible, in which the ship captain is the only thing preventing it from imploding.

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XXX Aus teen gets cucked by neo nazi

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Autistic teenager runs away from home and becomes a commie

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Starship captain never grew out of his "fuck the establish maaaaan" phase.

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A boy falls in love with a girl.
Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with giant robot and rank in the military. Never minding the danger of battle, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day’s confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl is a dumb slut cousin-fucker. In fact, she doesn’t love anyone at all. She has secretly fallen in love with the MC, who too is blissfully unsure of whether or not this girl can take a relationship seriously or not.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their significant others. While the two chase their respective loved ones,DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATUREofLOVE.

>>14957030
No call Bruce Willis and Sunrise.

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The Unbirthing

>>14956789
You're right, that is a poor description. It's a tie.

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War and Peace in 2199AD.

Teen goes on space adventure with scheming friends and finds out the past of a fallen furniture mecha kingdom.

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Humanity pays the price for the mistake that was anime.

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War. War never changes.

Or alternatively,

wow_its_fucking_nothing.jpg

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>>14956780
You missed a prime opportunity for an inside RIFTS joke...Instead of 99% you should have gone with 98%, the cap on skills and the percentage that Kevin "King Faggotron" Siembieda quoted that the Robotech Minis game was to completion.

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This bildungsroman illustrates two young teenagers as they come together to face the terms of their inescapable duties and eventual fates

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>>14955480
Men inside bugs team up to conquer prenatal medieval Europoid fantasy world, but encounter resistance and ultimately are consumed by large white ball.

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>>14956381

>>14957233

saved

>>14957711

top kek

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A group of surfers have a rough time with a lot of coral.

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A sentient weapon of mass destruction gets repurposed as a grill while his pet dodges tranny hookers in an effort to procure condiments

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A Suicide pact causes a lot of extra people to die

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This shit had two quarters

A transsexual vampire hits on a goth girl and fucks her while her best friend watches.

Guy attacks a bomb shelter and then passes out while trying to murder a 7 year old.

>>14959114
>>14959143

Needs a pic for maximum amusement

Washed up 80s director/artist tries to continue one of his old OVAs but forgets the plot after every episode and ends up ripping off Mazinger Z.

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neo germans and neo japanese are sabre-rattling

and smack-dab between it all is a bunch of lesbians

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>>14955480
The cover is a lie
or
A boy and his /ss/ adventure

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>>14955480
Alice in the Mechaland

>>14955992
I still haven't watch shin Godzilla yet. Is it good?

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A Japanese woman's quest to make her lips larger and keep them puckered up all the time.

>>14959235
Why does she remind me of Dio so much?

>>14959479
evil
yellow
sexy

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Its all the boring shit in the army but with mecha.

>>14959481
Mao Zedong?

>>14957815
>Men inside bugs team up to conquer
But this sounds amazing.

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>>14959821
Great show that flopped

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>>14956044
Space Jesus says fuck you to God.

>>14959261
Not the greatest movie ever, but it's still very good.
It's got Anno's fingerprints all over it and Sagisu recycles a couple tunes a little too much, but the very British humor with the government officials was nice and the devastation that Godzilla himself wreaks actually feels big and tragic. Much moreso than 2014's Legendary Zilla.
And it is a step back from hero Godzilla from the later years to the unstoppable force of borne of Man's own folly that the 1954 Gojira was.

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A terrorist boy band seeks to stop war by killing people with sparkly robots

>>14956418
And now AT&T servers are down.
No one knows what happens next.

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This time we cut the chase and get to the point directly
-Banrise.

>>14961073
>Just buy our fucking shit already

>>14956819

Perfecto

>>14961057
The space Yiffs reintegrate into society, murder those who haven't, and take over the worlds.
>ilKhan never

Iron Blooded Ovaries: How to kill the gundam franchise with one series.