ALL RIGHT YOU PRIMITIVE SCREWHEADS

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Yes hello I represent the red

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Red Snake, standing by.

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Blue Weltall-Id, standing by.

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Red Action Figure, standing by.

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Blue Jewbro, standing by.

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That sounds like a lot of work Sarge, I'd rather go have a nap.

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Red Racer, standing by.

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>>14926091

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Blue Eurotrash, standing by.

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>>14926157
Red Tsunshit, standing by.

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>>14926147
GRIFF....
Could you please put that into a memo and entitle it "SHIT I ALREADY KNOW"?

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>>14926162
Sarge! Big problem!

There's not enough dakka!

>>14926169
WHAT?
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE FULL-ARMOR-FULL-GREEBLE TRIPLE-XS HEAVYARMADA DEEP STRIKER ASSAULT BUSTER CUSTOM WE WERE SUPPOSED TO GET IN THAT LAST SHIPMENT?!

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>>14926180
HEY, WHAT HAPPENED TO MY PICTURE?
DAMN DIRTY BLUE BOARD STEALIN MY PICTURES...

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>>14926140
My nigger

Machine Blue, aw yis.

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Combat drill? Roger that, sir! Red versus blue is GO!

Blue team, Gunblaze-B, sir, reporting for duty, sir!!!

B is for Backup!
Gunblaze B ready to back up team blue!!!

B is for the Blue team!
Gunblaze B is ready, willing, and unstable, sir!!!

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>>14926180
>>14926181
Fuck you, Reds! We stole it!

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>>14926180
SEEMS TO BE HAVE LOST IN TRANSIT SIR, WE RECEIVED THIS IN THE MAIL INSTEAD.
SHOULD WE SEND IT BACK?

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>>14926183

And I can also do this, sir. Added stability for parabolic bombardment. Gunblaze B, blue team, in control, SIR!!!

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Hey fellas, what seems to be going on here--

Oh.

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Blue!

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BLUE COMET ZOOMING BY

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SAA HAJIMARU ZE SATURDAY NIGHT

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Leopard Destroy here, somebody asked for DAKKA?

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>>14926091
Pardon me sir, we had a SNAFU where parts of Red and Blue mixed together to create a purple team.

Are they going to act the role of Gray Spy where whenever they enter a match they automatically win?

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>>14926244
>DAKKA AND PEW
What the fuck is he going to do here, he's a pussyfest.

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*meanwhile*

>>14926249
No, Gihren, you do not get to automatically win.
Why would you even ask a retarted question like that?
Post red or blue mechs or fuck off and make another thread about Unicorn being non-canon because ZZ.

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>>14926091
>>14926251
Are we late?

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>>14926280
>Girhen
He would head the glorious Green Team and use his Freedom Gas™ to secure victory and freedom for all spacenoids who deserve it.
Having your colon be this crushed by a colony over some fun conjecture.

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>>14926285

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>>14926296
Dude, the exercise is "Red Vs Blue".
Do you not know which colors those are?
Do you need to borrow Griff's collection of Sesame Street tapes?

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>>14926323
Goddamnit Tucker.
A. You spelled my fucking name wrong
B. Those tapes belong to caboose in case you forgot

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>>14926331
THEY WERE MY PRESENT TO YOU

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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>>14926331
Caboose doesn't know how to use the VCR.
He thinks it's a time-bomb because it keeps blinking 12:00 and he's afraid if he touches a button it will start counting down.

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BALAM 3 ON STANDBY

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...

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>>14926323
>Red vs Blue
>Posts a Teal soldier.
Next you're going to tell me Powdered Blue counts and it's the reason the soon to be LA Chargers have the best uniforms in the NFL or some equality absurd bullshit.

Screw the rules and Captain King, this is now King Gouf's land.

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>>14926376
Shut up, you're armor's pink.

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Would you call this navy blue or black?

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Step aside, peasants.

>>14926425
Both, because navy blue looks black in poor lighting conditions.

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What kind of monster would make them fight each other?

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better dead than red

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>>14926369
At least you guys can split. I don't even know what to do here.

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>>14927639
KILL HER, SHE'S A SPY!

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>>14927688
Kek.

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>>14926091
Yawn, sorry for the delay commandant, fucking Alex stole my vodka again...

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>>14926183
>>14926188

Sauce of these, please?

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>>14926091
Blue on one side...

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>>14926091
...red on the other.
Crap show though. Love the machine, but crap show with a horrible crap ending.

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this one on stand by, waiting for that red colored one to show up.

>>14930435
You must have horrible crap taste then.

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Don't worry red team, command has sent reinforcements!

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>>14926351
Do not disrespect your commanding officer, Private Tucker.

>>14930446
there was an orange but not red

>>14931180
nah, I was referring to unit 2.

>>14927760
team pink pls go

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STAHP FIGHTAN GUYZ.

WE CAN BE IN PEACE.

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>>14931887

Well, a human and Meltran tried that and they didn't marry so good after 20+ years

>>14929951
The first one is Full Armor Full Weapons RE-Zel, which is just a custom gunpla made for modeling competition and isn't from any story or anything.
Don't know about the other two.