I hate you all, remember that.

Well fuck you too, big guy, we don't like you either. You have best senshi though, I'll give you that.

>>14843224
Up yours, gasbag.

Is that Io or Ganymede floating in front there?

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>>14843224
Fuck you and your skinny ass rings.

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>>14843224
You were my least favourite planet anyway.

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>>14843224
Go home Jupiter, you're drunk

>>14843260
Io, I believe.

>>14843224
but jupiter a cute. also makes spoopy noises.
>>14843230
this

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Hey Faggots,

My name is Jupiter, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any celestial bodies? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of planets because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on the hubble telescope.

Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I am the biggest planet in this solar system, and am named after a god. What gods are you named after, other than the god of “jacking off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot moon(She was discovered to have water under her surface which may contain life; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It’s me and my bitches

>>14843501
scirocco pls go

>>14844188
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Titans, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the AEUG, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top pilot in the entire Earth armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth-sphere, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Earth-sphere and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Earth Federation Space Forces and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the solar system, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Thanks for sending the monolith and making monkeys evolve.

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Reminder that Neptune is best girl

>>14843224
I love you too, Jupiter-chan. You're so tsun-tsun.

>>14844569
You got impaled by an autistic teenager. Your copypasta is invalid.

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Why are Jovians always such faggots in every setting?

>>14843224
>Failure who couldn't become a star had to settle for being a planet and lashes out at the smaller planets out of self-loathing.

>>14843224
Fuck off Kike Jewpiter

>>14846482
I'unno, the Gekiganger cult in Nadesico was amusing.

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>>14843224

What, you jelly cuz wee li' Earth has two cool Ultramen when you have no life at all?

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Mars strong.

>>14844587
Sometimes I feel like Neptune and Uranus don't get enough focus beyond hurr jokes with Uranus' name. Mercury too, even though we know there's very little going on there.

>>14846696
It also has a bunch of Braves though.

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>>14846702
Mars should stop having dreams of grandeur just because it's a midget and ugly compared to Beautiful Earth and Venus.

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>>14843224
>I-It's not like I'm protecting you from asteroids because I like you or anything, baka Earthlings...

>>14843338

This explains everything wrong with Katz. Percussive maintenance is how boys become men in gundam. That and killing people.

>>14844569

Should be "and that's just with the Messala", instead of bare hands.

>>14846482
As much as /m/ likes shitting on the overall series, IBO's Jovians are a giant yakuza/mafia setup, which I find roundly amusing.

>>14848050

Jupiter is described by astronomers as not a guardian but rather the monster that sits on the edge of the solar system.

In it's early days it was running amok in the inner solar system, supposedly it's what gave Earth the chance to form.

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>Hey pluto how you like your surface?
>JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

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>>14844587
Wrong, Venus is best.

>>14846482
>tfw Big Yud will never write a ""rationalist"" Gundam series

>>14848090
>Jupiter is the monster that stays in the shadows, watching us, haunting us when we become too complacent.

>>14848092
Mars is a cutie.

>>14843501
JohnnyNeptune,go back to /r9k/ we don`t want you here.

>>14848092

Venus is a two-faced whore.

Uranus is a cutie, and open to "experimentation"

>>14848092

Earth is such a blue and pure girl.

I REGRET NOTHING

>>14844569
>gorilla warfare

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>>14848091
isn't pluto BTFO's by others, for some reason?

>>14849364
they're really intimidating & effective in MGR.
who knows what gorilla warfare could bring nowadays.

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>>14843224
You're a big planet.

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>>14850022
Crashing this alliance...

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>>14850045
With plenty of Survivors because all of Jupiters plans get repeatedly shat on.

>>14850054
Or perhaps they were wondering why you would support a Jove before winning a war