We're entering the age of fatso now.

>TITAN G9!

Saw this in toy convention last week .
Is it rare ?

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>>14835722
http://store.unboxindustries.info/product/eric-so-hand-painted-mazinger-z-special-edition-pre-order

Sold out, so I guess it is.

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So is there a story behind this thing or is just a fat Mazinger?

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>>14835752
The latter. But I wish the former applied.

I also wish Fat Mazinger Z was in SRW.

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>>14835673
Why did they never slap some spare Super Alloy Z on Boss Borot?

>>14836176
I ask that myself all the time.
Well, the PLI crew wanted to save it for repairs to Mazinger and Aphrodite A/Diana A.

Their loss unfortunately, but considering how long Borot's trucked on I'd say it's not so bad.

>>14835675
mazinger-holdthefuckup.jpg

>>14837267
looks like shit, literal shit

>>14837322
>literal shit
I'd like to meet the person who takes shits that look like a robot figure.

>>14836176
Because then Boss would defeat every Mechanical Beast and Dr Hell single-handedly and the series would be over.

>>14837347
it looks like it took a shit and proceeded to cover itself with it

>>14835673

We only left the age of fatso about 150 to 100 years ago after centuries of fat people being King shit. Can we not have a longer age of skinny? Can you greedy bastards not let them have their own time in the sun?

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>>14837569
Then comes Great Boss Borot.

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Hello.

>>14837588
Big Boss Borot.

>>14835673

Your Mazinger's so fat he thinks the Diet Building is a Mecha Beast

Your Mazinger's so fat rocket punch always has a chicken leg in it.

Your Mazinger's so fat Jet Scrander never comes.

>>14837897
jesus fucking chirst

>>14837897
OH SNAP

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>>14837897
>Jet Scrander never comes.
Doesn't need to; they grafted it onto Z's back, as you can see.

>>14837897
Your Mazinger's so fat Obari said "Damn"

>>14837938
Yo mazinga so fat the Katoki ver jus as tall as it wide

>>14837897
Your Mazinger's so fat, it actually died in magma

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>>14837897
Your Mazinger's so fat, its Rocket Punch can only be aimed to hit the ground.

Your Mazinger's so fat, the only way Jet Scrander can provide it more mobility is to push and roll it forward.

Your Mazinger's so fat, Breast Fire can never run out of calories to burn.

Your Mazinger's so fat, it would require the Photonic Power Lab to be relocated inside it to use Photonic Beam.

Your Mazinger's so fat, it takes a single Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann for each Drill Missile to be fired.

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>>14837980
Your Mazinger's so fat, Getter Poseidon looked at it and said daaayuuum.
Your Mazinger's so fat, it was made from Zeus' beer gut.
Your Mazinger's so fat, it takes up five series spots in Super Robot Wars.

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>>14837897
Your Mazinger's so fat he became Mazinbuu

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>>14838048
Then who will be the strongest candy in the universe?

>>14837602
>Gundam smash puny zaku!

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>>14837897
>chicken leg

>>14837897
Your Mazinger's so fat it make Big O look like The O

>>14837897
Your Mazinger's so fat they called it the Black Fortress of FAT

>>14838314
This is the only good one.

>>14837897
Your Mazinger's so fat that it's edgy spin-off was called Mazinkaiser BLT.

>>14837267
what the hell this is a figure and not an oil painting

>>14838314
>>14838914
But The O is fatter than Big O.

>>14837897
Your Mazinger's so fat it puts the "butt" in "butter."

>>14838314
Wow.

btw, your Mazinger is so fat his Breast Fire hits his own feet.

Your Mazinger's so fat, he's not powered by Photon energy but Fat-ton energy.

Your Mazinger's so fat it made Intersex decrease the soup

>>14839091
That's so dumb but it still killed me

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Your Mazinger is so fat, that Kouji didn't die in magma, he couldn't even get up the volcano!

Your Mazinger is so fat, that he uses his rocket punch to get the tv remote.

Your Mazinger is so fat, when Getter Robo came to visit, he mistook him for a Heavy Object!

Your Mazinger is so fat, when ZERO tried to replicate his abilities, he got diabetes and died.

Your Mazinger is so fat that he doesn't have a Rocket Punch, he has a ROLLING PUNCH.

Your Mazinger is so fat that he needs to use a Rust Hurricane, just to get up off the ground.

Your Mazinger is so fat, that when he uses the Jet Scrander to ram opponents, he looks like an oversized Bowling ball.

Your Mazinger is so fat, that when him and Getter Robo team up, Getter attaches a chain to Mazinger and uses him like a wrecking ball.

Your Mazinger is so fat, that he isn't known as the Iron Castle, but as the Black Ball.

Your Mazinger is so fat, that when Dr. Hell's forces started their attack, they thought they were fighting another planet.

Your Mazinger is so fat, that when Dr. Hell announced his plan to attack, they just dropped Mazinger on them from space and nuked the whole island.

Your Mazinger is so fat, that Boss Borot told him he needed to lose some weight.

Your Mazinger is so fat, that when he comes out from underground, day turns to night.

Your Mazinger is so fat, that the lift shattered the moment he stepped on it, didn't even make it out of the Photon labs. Dr. Hell ceased his attack out of pity.

Your Mazinger is so fat, that when he fell over, he accidentally killed all of the Dinosaur Empire.

>>14837897
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>>14838048
>>14838314
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>>14839475

Holy shit, these are some sick Breast Burns.

>>14840982
But this mazinger needs to burn more calories that just the breast ones

>>14837897
Your Mazinger's so fat that when it comes out of the PLI swimming pool people start screaming GOJIRA

>>14839475
Your Mazinger is so fat, that the heavy-metal version had to be named Mazinkaiser SKLTN

Your Mazinger is so fat, that even Pygman thinks it's too fat

Your Mazinger is so fat, that for the robot Girls Z cameo they had to get Super Sonico

Your Mazinger is so fat, that they had to use all of Zeus's body to make it

Your Mazinger is so fat, that in spicland the second opening of Shin had to be renamed "the Gordo"

Your Mazinger is so fat, that we're still looking for the crabsticks

>>14836176
>Bossinger B

I never knew how much I needed this.

>>14841285
>not "Your Mazinger is so fat it ate the crabsticks"
Missed opportunity.

>>14838953
>Mazinkaiser BLT.
Had a hearty kek

>>14841285
Your Mazinger is so fat, that it was casted as Zyuranger's Dora Circe by mistake

Your Mazinger is so fat, that it got rejected from the Mazinger Angels auditions

Your Mazinger is so fat, that Dr. Vogler ended up using it as his Eye of Vogler

Your Mazinger is so fat, that Bandai had to put its S.H. Figuarts, Super Robot Chogokin and Soul of Chogokin toylines on hiatus just to mass-produce it

Your Mazinger is so fat, that the episode ends by the time it arrives to fight

>>14841285
>Super Sonico
>Not Pochako

>>14841698
Damnit, I was just gonna say that.

And now I'm thinking about Super Pochaco doing mecha musume cosplay. Stop that, boner. Stop it this instant.

>>14841662
Your Mazinger is so fat, that the narrator doesn't have enough ham for it.

Your Mazinger is so fat, it makes Getter Emperor look anorexic.

>>14841406
That was the intent of the joke.

>>14841698
>>14842237
I fucked that up, yeah.

BURIKI DAOIH?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49xjOQU54fQ

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You're Mazinger's so fat that it needs to take off its mechbra before doing a Breast Fire

You're Mazinger's so fat that people wonder whether Super Alloy Z isn't just the result of eating a hell of a lot of 90% cocoa chocolate

You're Mazinger's so fat that the Photonic Power Lab actually converts all its calories in Photonic Energy

You're Mazinger's so fat that Ide thinks twice before whipping out the Ideon Cannon due to how much of a chore it is to make it run through that thing

You're Mazinger's so fat you end up paying a shitload of money for its models because they all go over the package weight limit

You're Mazinger's so fat that the episodes always begin with Venus A because they need time to adjust Earth's orbit before moving Mazinger

You're Mazinger's so fat it inspired Jupiter to stop sulking about its weight and get ZA POWAH

You're Mazinger's so fat they can't make classy shots in the shows like pic related anymore because its figure never enters the frame

You're Mazinger's so fat its Tumblr page needs its own separate server

You're Mazinger's so fat it has a combo attack with Turn A in SRW when it curls up and does the Koshiryouku Gundam Hammer

You're Mazinger's so fat that when it was upgraded into Mazinkaiser Germany had to ban the Oktoberfest to not be under a chronic state of siege every year and keep a good relationship with Japan

You're Mazinger's so fat it invented the sassy black robot archetype

You're Mazinger's so fat it shrugged off Shu's Black Hole Cluster in SRW3 due to its sheer mass

You're Mazinger's so fat it inspired Zeon Deikun's ideology of being weighed down by gravity

You're Mazinger's so fat Nagano gave up his previous aesthetic ideals and went full anorexia, knowing he'll never catch up to Mazinger

>>14842695
>combo attack with Turn A in SRW when it curls up and does the Koshiryouku Gundam Hammer
>not a combo attack with Shin Getter-1's Stoner Sunshine called Mazin Dozer Sunshine
>not a combo attack with GunBuster's Buster Homerun
>not a combo attack with Big-O's piston punch that turns Fat Mazinger into a demented pinball
>not a combo attack with a Neo Granzon so that the Black Hole Cluster can launch Fat Mazinger like a B-Daman

>>14842695
Some of these are pretty good, damn.

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Joking about Fat Mazinger is fun and all, but watching it fly around as swiftly as a Mazinger generally would ought to be pretty scary considering its size and implied weight.

>>14845743
Imagine the effects on the environment
It would be like having a second moon flying round somewhere.

Though Fatzinger flying around with the scrander would look like one of those fatass hornets, it would be more cute or hilarious than scary, imagine the scrander frantically flapping its wings.

Your Mazinger's so fat that when it entered the Gundam Fight, people called it the Undefended of the Feast

>>14847445
*Undefeated
I blew it

>>14835673
it's very ugly

Your Mazinger's so fat they have to grease the Pilder before it can dock.

Your Mazinger is so fat it starred in appeared in 3 crossovers at the same time.

Your Mazinger is so corpulent, when it sits around the magnificently appointed Photon Laboratory, it sits AROUND the magnificently appointed Photon Laboratory.

>>14835673
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>>14835681
>American mecha

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>>14851994
>American mecha

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>>14854468
>American PINGASmecha

Yo Mazinger's so fat they had to build a bigger pool.

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>>14854468
>American mecha

Your Mazinger's so fat, Big Zam had to stop calling himself big

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>>14838314

I'm speecheless

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>>14854468
>>American mecha
Obama mech

Your Mazinger's so fat it makes Boss Borot look like a Flag.

>>14835673
look like a head

>>14854709
cute