MOEAGARE MOEAGARE

>>14824420
MOEAGARE CLARKSONU

TONIGHT ON GEARDAM

IN THE MIDDLE OF A RACE, JAMES FORGETS TO RACE

RICHARD CRASHES A COLONY INTO EARTH

AND I MAKE THE MISTAKE OF THINKING THIS IS A ZAKU

>>14824420
Do not trust the Stig he is A CHAR

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>>14824420
>Only a month left until The Grand Tour

So close yet so far away.

>>14824653
>RICHARD CRASHES A COLONY INTO EARTH
He would totally do that by accident

>it's a Hammond prefers Zeon mobile suits to Federation ones episode

>>14827991
>it's a Hammond buys a Zudah and pushes it too far episode

>>14828000
>Its a Hammond's Suit breaks down and he has to fix it before he gets stuck in the Petite Mobile Suit episode

>>14824653
TONIGHT ON GEARDAM

WE PUT HAMAN KARN IN OUR REASONABLY PRICED MOBILE SUiT

JAMES GETS STUCK INSIDE A NEW GUNTANK

AND RICHARD AND I GO HEAD TO HEAD DESTRUCTION TESTING MOBILE ARMOUR ESCAPE PODS [shots of a zeong head stuck inside an office building, richard screaming]

>It's a James May rearranging and naming his tools when the trio is trying to build a Hobby Hizack episode

>>14828000

>Hammond
>Pushing things too far

I'd think that is more of a Clarkson schtick due to his obsession with POWERRRRRR!!!

>>14828013
>the Australia special
>May's Ball keeps breaking down
>they stop to fix it
>notice something following them
>it's a fully stocked Zaku II holding a giant Zeon flag loudly playing the speeches of Gihren Zabi

Weird how none of the passers-by cared about that but when they went to Dakar the locals almost killed them because Clarkson's license plate said "T1T4N5".

TONIGHT ON GEARDAM

JAMES GETS LOST ON HIS WAY TO SIDE 6

RICHARD STEALS ANAHEIM'S NEWEST MOBILE SUIT AND TAKES IT FOR A SPIN

AND I PILOT THE BIGGEST MOBILE SUIT... IN THE WORLD

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>It's a Clarkson calls a Side 3 citizen a colony-dropping zeek cunt episode

>>14828091
>it's a Moon Moon inhabitants throw rocks at Clarkson's car episode

>>14828448
>It's a Clarkson insists that the Gundam Hammer is the only weapon a Mobile Suit could ever need episode

>>14828060
Hecks of keks.

>>14824420
Kamen Rider Mach ?

hey include me in the screenshot when you post to /r/gundam :^)

>>14828049
I think he's referencing Hammond's crash in the dragster.

>Clarkson and Hammond are arguing about how Clarkson's Zaku II Command is or is not more powerful than Hammond's Hizak just because it's red and has a thing on top.
>As Hammond's rage builds to the breaking point, May pulls up in a Zaku I, and proceedes to infuriate both of them by going on about the superior engineering of the Zaku I and how it doesn't need those silly, modern, minovsky particle gimmicks.
>The producers break it up by them an envelope that challenges them all to beat The Stig in a timed challenge. Stig gets an F-91.

TONIGHT ON GEARDAM

RICHARD FORCES A ROBOTIC HORSE TO BECOME HIS LEGS

JAMES IS TARGETED FOR DEATH BY A GERMAN NINJA

AND I DISCOVER MY HAND IS BURNING RED, AND ITS LOUD ROAR TELLS ME TO GRASP VICTORY

>>14830941
>Jeremy Clarkson:Gundam Fighter

Fracas Gundam would win Neo Britan the title.

I mean how hard can it be?

Some say that the only reason Amuro is known as the White Devil is because he stole his shtick. All we know is, he's called... The Stig!

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>"Lieutenant Bajeena, you managed to get exactly the same result as Commander Aznable on our track with our Reasonably Priced Mobile Suit!"

>"Pure coincidence."

TONIGHT ON GEARDAM

RICHARD TURNS HIS AGE-2 INTO A PIRATE

CAPTAIN SLOW TRIES TO KEEP UP WITH AN X-ROUNDER

AND I GROW A BEARD AND VOW TO DESTROY ALL VAGANS

>>14830988
>not becoming worse

You put your right hand in
You put your right hand out
You put your right hand in
Gundamu

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>It's a Clarkson, May and Hammond have to buy a used mobile suit for under 5k£ and absolve a number of challenges.

I would pay money to see that.

>>14830977
Some say he flew a Zudah and found it too slow for him. Others say his blood is made of Minovsky Particles. All we know is, he's called... The Stig!

>>14830941
READY
GO

TONIGHT ON GEARDAM

JAMES TRIES TO JUMP ONTO WHITE BASE

HAMMOND FLICKS A VASE

AND I SLAP A WHINING GUNDAM PILOT

>>14831437
>Jezzer slaps a whingy teenage pilot
>classic banter
>Jezzer slaps a whingy adult producer
>fired

TONIGHT ON GEARDAM

JAMES PUNCHES A SOLDIER

HAMMOND TRIES NOT TO ATTRACT ATTENTION IN A FULL GOLD RIDE

AND I TRY DATING A CYBER NEWTYPE

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>It's a Clarkson, May, and Hammond must buy a mobile suit, customize with whatever they can find in the Shangri-la junkyard, then face off against the Stig piloting this

TONIGHT ON GEARDAM

JAMES RACES FIFTH LUNA TO TIBET

HAMMOND IS ABOUT TO DO SOMETHING REALLY WICKED

AND I FIND OUT THE NU GUNDAM ISN'T JUST FOR SHOW

>>14831463
Then they form Neo Top Gear and make a shit ton more cash and do what they want.

TONIGHT

JAMES PLAYS THE VIOLIN

HAMMOND TRIES TO TRANSFORM HIS MOBILE SUIT BEFORE REENTRY

AND I FIND OUT JUST HOW TALL THAT GOOSE REALLY IS

>Geardam
>not Top Gun

>TONIGHT ON GEARDAM
>ZAPPER ZAKU TRIES TO PILOT A BIG ZAM AROUND OUR TEST TRACK WITHOUT FALLING OVER
>ZECHS MARQUISE WEARS A HELMET
>AND CHAR AZNABLE WEARS A BETTER HELMET

TONIGHT ON GEARDAM

JAMES TRIES TO CONTROL A VF-19 WITH A GUITAR

HAMMOND GETS TRAPPED IN THE CLEAVAGE OF A FIFTY FOOT TALL ALIEN

AND I TRY TO CONVINCE EVERYONE TO LISTEN TO MY SONG

>>14833927
TONIGHT
James wears a mask
Richard... wears a mask
And I... wear a mask

>>14831463
>Jezzer slaps a whingy Piers Morgan
>Public service

TONIGHT ON GEARDAM

JAMES NOW BELIEVES IN GOD

HAMMOND ACTIVATES THE FLASH SYSTEM BY ACCIDENT

AND I AM GOING TO SELL THIS GUNDAM

TONGIHT ON GEARDAM

JAMES CROSSES SAND

RICHARD PRAYS TO BRING ON THE NEW DAY

AND I HAVE AN ENCOUNTER... IN SPACE

>>14833775
This isn't 0083, anon.

Jeremy: All Zaku are the same.
James: Look, normally I'd agree, but the MS-06 improves on everything over the the MS-05. It's more stylish and its Minovsky Ultracompact Fusion Reactor is more efficient and-
Jeremy: Oh dear god, somebody drop a colony on James May's crotch.

*Camera pans over to Richard Haman*

>>14839603
>Ennil El in the Reasonably Priced Mobile Suit
yes

What would the reasonably price mobile suit even be? A GM?

>>14846116
A Ball

>>14846152
Isn't that technically a Mobile Armor?

>>14846116
>>14846152
>>14846170

The reasonably-priced cars aren't ever terrible, they're just stunningly average. You want something like a Jegan, since they're still essentially grunt jobbers but get a better showing than most of their RGM cousins.

The Cheap Car Challenge would be piloting a Nemo.

>>14846220
Keep in mind that this is millitary hardware. A tank is more expensive than a car. Maybe a hobby Hizack.

>>14828448
jajajajaja

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Somewhat related, do any /m/en watch Regular Car Reviews?

Can anyone write a script about mobile suits that reads like what Mr Regular writes?

>>14849047
which gundam is best gundam,
my gundam is best because full armor
my gundam is best gundam because three piece combination
my gundam is best gundam because original.
autismmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>14849075
Its perfect

>>14849075
>vocaroo.com/i/s1s0GcifhkpV
I'm not gonna even attempt the autismmmmm part, kills my throat even trying.

Tfw not british so cant participate

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>>14849047
>not a gundam

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>>14843093
>Richard Haman

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Appropriate.

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oc

>>14849357
Just realize I should've done it with the Hygogg

oh well

>>14849361
No.

Should have been an Acguy.

Clarkson: So there you have it, if you want to make a good impression at the next naval review, take a GP-02 Physalis.
May: WHAT NEXT NAVAL REVIEW YOU GIBBERING IDIOT!
Clarkson: What? What?
Hammond: YOU BLEW UP THE FEDERATION NAVY WITH A NUCLEAR DEVICE BECAUSE YOU WERE OFF YOUR FACE WITH COLD MEDICATION!
Clarkson: Ah. Yes. Well, okay, I'll admit looking back my hand... MIGHT have slipped.
May: YOU'VE ANNIHILATED THE ENTIRE NAVY OF THE EARTH FEDERATION! WERE GOING TO HAVE TO RELY ON THE TITANS AND THEIR JACKBOOTED HEAVIES NOW!
Clarkson: Oh come on, how bad could it be? What are they going to do, build another colony laser?

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What would be the Gundam equivalent of a Reliant Robin?

>>14850955
Draken-E?

TONIGHT ON GEARDAM

JAMES TRIES A ZAKU THAT GOES THREE TIMES SLOWER

HAMMOND THINKS THE BUTTON FOR FUNNELS IS BROKEN

AND I HAVE A SIT DOWN WITH A MAN - FROM JUPITER

>>14850955
The Leo

not necessarily in practice, but in reputation

BUT NOW IT'S TIME TO PUT CHAR IN A REASONABLY PRICED CHAR

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Hammond: Well it's just brilliant! It's got lots of style and plenty of high speed OOMF factor

Clarkson: You're telling me this Italian jigsaw flies straight? I know why you really like it.

Hammond: And why's that?

Clarkson: Well look at it, all the lift is on the left, it'd do brilliant in an American race. It's your perfect Mob-ile!

>>14849400
AND ON THAT BOMBSHELL

>>14850955
Methuss or Zakrello

>>14849047
RCR has gone to shit.

>>14850955
Gaza C
It works but when you push it too hard it's going to fall apart.

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>>14851555

So is this show like the british Trailer Park Boys?

>>14854003
Not really. Its mostly just 3 brits bantering while driving cars. Its actually fantastic though

>>14854003
The best car show for people who don't care about cars.

>>14854003
The most comfy and relaxing thing you can watch and still get to see hunks of metal move at high speed and watch some mates banter

>>14833948

Now I have images of Clarkson wearing Gungnir punching Piers Morgan.

>>14828525
Man, I can't wait for the episode where Clarkson reviews the Barbatos and the Gusion.

>>14854458
>Now the basic model is quite barebones, but there are several aftermarket features that'll give it quite a boost

>Some say he's never been romantically involved with a woman over the age of 20
>Others say he always pilots a red mobile suit because he thinks it makes him go faster
>ALL WE KNOW IS HE'S CALLED THE RED COMET

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Clarkson: And now it's time for the COOL WALL! First up, oh what have we here?

[Picks up a pic of the Strike Freedom]

Let's see, ZGMF-X20A Strike Freedom Gundam, the replacement model for the old ZGMF-X10A Freedom. Has Variable Phase Shift Armor, Neutron Jammer Canceller, the lot. Very fast, and has plenty of firepower, so it is...

Audience: COOL!

Clarkson:... super UNCOOL!

[Audience boos]

Clarkson: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. That's just how it is. It's indeed a fantastic machine but it has one major problem: it's piloted by cocks. Have you not seen the typical person that sits behind a Strike Freedom? Smug, pompous cocks. The really self-righteous sort-

Hammond (shouts from behind somewhere): Didn't realise you own a Strike Freedom, Jeremy.

>Aim for the Top! Gearbuster

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>>14854724
Premium kek, zabis btfo

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https://youtu.be/f_naZuDxoNs

Swap out the Lambo and put in the Psycho or FA and Jezza's comment still works perfectly well.

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>>14828060

>>14855171
>GUNS! LET'S GIVE IT GUUUUUUUNS! SPACE ROCKETS!

Laughed.

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You see gents, I am a man who believes in power, UNLIMITED POWER!

>>14854640

TONIGHT ON GEARBUSTER

JAMES TRIES OUT THE NEW SIZZLER

HAMMOND GETS LOST ABOARD THE EXELION

AND I BLOW UP THE GALAXY

Grand Tour better not be shite

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What will Clarkson says about Ex-S Gundam and it's massive, massive booster?

>>14859915
Something in the same vein of how he feels about big murican v8s. Huge engine but little power when compared to its slimmer EU cousins.

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>>14824420

>>14846170
A mobile worker. Mobile armors are much much bigger usually. in short ball is like a scooter. But a really cute one.