Welcome to overwatch, how /m/ are you?

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It's kinda /m/

Post gremlin.

>>14810831
gremlin d-va is the only good thing to come out of this game

>>14810841
>making a meme out of a meme is the only good thing about this game

I hate everything about Overwatch.

>>14810836
such a massive pleb

>>14810844
It's a good subversion of that cringeworthy "gurl gamer" shit the media have been pushing for almost a decade, both as a bullshit symbol of empowerment, and as a lame sexual fantasy.

Gremlin D-va shits all over that and it's a great thing.

>>14810859
She's essentially Korean Vivian

How does playing Starcraft makes someone a good mech pilot?

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>>14810859
The sad part is that you probably believe everything you just typed out.

>>14810463
Overwatch is super /m/

Almost too much so.

In a universe with the technology to bring people back from the dead why do so many people have prosthetics ?

Also, if a robot is assassinated why not just rebuild him.
>>14810859
This is too pol even for me

She's suppose to be a pop star idol thing but in this universe celebrities can be gamers.
>>14810840
I want to be this for Halloween.

Overwatch sucks, this thread sucks, and OP is a huge fag

>>14810968
/thread

>>14810968

Nerf this comment!

Overwatch is a weird meme and I wish I'd stop hearing about it.

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>>14810894
>best starcraft player in the world is an attractive female

>>14810962
>>14810898
Did the SJWs from Battleborn follow you >>14810859 ?

>>14810836
>Widowfags actually think she has a bust this size

>>14811015
>>14810962
>>14810898
>too /pol/
I didn't even say I was against female empowerment, I'm just saying "gurl gamers" are BULLSHIT empowerment.

>>14811030
Rienhard and Roadhog are physically 10 times bigger then everyone

Reaper is in a constant state of de-regeneration

Light can create mass

And a flick of the wrist can bring every near by man monkey or robot back from the dead

But a little Asian girl being the best at a video game is where you draw the line

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>>14811043
And that's not only completely irrelevant to his original observation, but a blatant strawman because you're implying he thinks it's a negative thing and that he has no issue with any of the other characters.


This isn't /v/ where the underage B& are complete retards. Apply yourself.

>>14811078
It's very apparent he thinks it's a bad thing

The salt in this thread is undeniable.

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>>14811015
>Battleborn
>Overwatch

>implying there's any difference between shitty fps games

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>>14811082
>I'm right because I say so
So you admit you can't defend your pontification because it's based on a fallacy? Good to know.

>>14811082
You're wrong.
I don't.
In fact I don't care about Overwatch because I don't play video games. I just think it looks kind of ugly.
I don't even care about the fact that D-Va is a gurrl gamer instead of being something else. I only care about the fact that she spawned gremlin herself, which is a good thing.

>>14811093
I'm saying it's obvious to anyone who isn't full retard, I don't need to defend the point I made (with a bunch of two dollar words) to make myself feel like a big man on 4chan.

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Man I'm too tired to follow who thinks who thinks what in this thread

I'm gonna assume, this being /m/ and not some poltard shitpool, that everyone agrees on the following:
female empowerment = good
mechs = empowering and more importantly neato

I assume this covers the bases

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>>14811119
>I speak for everyone on 4chan
>I'm upset that you have a vernacular beyond mine

>>14811210
>>14811043
Samefagging

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>>14811210
Wow. I mean, wow, somebody makes memes about monopoiles and production.
I'll save this. Have a Che drawn by Yas

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>>14811014

>>14810962
>This is too pol even for me
>doesn't say anything /pol/ related
Wow cuckchan really has gone down the shitter.

>>14810828
>>14810834
I like these, the color schemes works pretty well.

>>14811440
Looks like a thinner Zimmerman

>>14811089
Battleborn is a FPS Aeon of Strife game individual characters that takes place on a map that has 3 lanes, jungles, and bases
Overwatch is an objective based FPS game with individual characters that doesn't take place on a standard ARTS map

So no, they aren't the same.

>>14812097
plastic surgery GTFO

>>14812097

She has seen some shit...

>>14812097
>you will never slide next to her during a tournament and jerk off on to her face while she's busy gaming and can't do anything to stop you

I am already super unbelievably bored with Overwatch

>>14812174
not this guy

im hyped for the new character

>>14812194

I just don't see the appeal. It's not an unfun game but there's so little beyond the competitive angle it's just hard to really care once you've played everything.

>>14811440
That cock sucker tortured my grandfather

>>14812194

what new character?

>>14812399
If you only knew how many stories about "muh innocent ancestors" I hear every year in the online discussions.

>>14812458
Not ancestor, my grandfather was a prisoner of war in Cuba for several years. No one in Cuba likes Che except the government, fucker was a spoiled rich Argentinian kid that helped fuck the country.

>>14812500

No one here actually likes him except stupid Freshman who have no idea what he did but they buy tshirts from Hot Topic in place of a real personality

>>14812458
>Military strongmen did bad things
Why is that so hard to accept?

>>14812404
Doomfist.

>>14812514
Pretty much this.

>>14812219
people are still playing WoW

People are still playing Diablo

its the same shit over and over with a different skin or story.

>>14812404
Sombra
>>14814207
probably this later, but i dont think yet.

>>14812514
>>14814220
He did shitty things

but so did American founding fathers

not that they werent also bad asses

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>>14815925
>its the same shit over and over with a different skin or story.
now the number goes all the way up to 110

>>14815930
He did exclusively terrible things in Cuba. He's a glorified lunatic who was turned into a hero by the Communists for propaganda purposes. Even the Communists knew he was crazy because they sent him to the Congo to "convert them" so he could die away from them.

>>14812514
>spend your life fighting against capitalism
>still get your face used as a t-shirt logo by a corporation

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>>14810836
>console
>dorito dust
>mtndew
>pleb teir merch

god it's like they WANT to ruin her
WHEN WILL THIS RIDE FUCKING END!?!?

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>>14810463

Pretty /m/ I would say.

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>>14810828
>>14810834

>>14810859
how do you even go from playing SC2 at a pro level to piloting robots?

>>14812121
It's called an ASSFAGGOTS and they both are.

>>14810463
D'Va's Mech is fucking disgusting.
Coincidentally, D'Va is also worst girl.

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>>14817550

Indeed.

>>14817464

It's the pokeball that gets me the most

>Hey guys she's a gamer and gamer means nintendo. did you notice how I was able to force nintendo into things. NINTENDO!

Holy shit Sombra is still not out?

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>>14820064

There is a leak floating around.

>>14820085
God that's such a generic and shitty design

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>>14820101

They literally can not help themselves at this point.

>>14820085
>>14820101
>>14820110

The worst part is they had that extremely long-running and complicated ARG that revealed literally nothing before the picture leaked.

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>>14820085
she doesn't look ingobernable

>>14810836
Why did the give her a plugsuit, a mech, have her country be routinely attacked by a giant robot and not make her Japanese?

>>14820366
Because they already have two Japanese characters.

>>14820366
ripping off japan is the most korean thing of all

>>14812097
That is a boy!

>>14810841
Fuck off. Gremlin is a fucking awful meme born from an even worse anime. That Umaru shit needs to go die in a fire. D.va deserves better.

>>14821073
While I've seen some Umaru/D.va crossovers, I think Gremlin-mode Hana is originated without help from Comfy Worthless Otaku Show.

>>14818490
Is TF2 an ASSFAGGOTS, too?

>>14826035
>I think Gremlin-mode Hana is originated without help from Comfy Worthless Otaku Show.
It's literally a recolor.

And Umaru was a great show.

>>14817464
>>god it's like they WANT to ruin her
THATS
THE
FUCKING
JOKE
TAKE EVERYTHING GAYMER YOU CAN POSSIBLY THINK OF AND SHOVE IT ON SOME QT KOREAN CHICK.

THE FACT YOU ARE GETTING TRIGGERED MEANS YOU ARE STANDING IN FRONT OF THE GUN LIKE A RETARD INSTEAD OF BEHIND IT.

>>14828177
No, seriously, I don't get how this shit legitimately pisses you people off when D.va is a walking fucking stereotype and was meant to be from the first moment. Look me in the fucking face and tell me you want D.va to be a realistic and reasonable depiction of a gaming enthusiast. I will tell you to fuck off and come up with something interesting instead, because there is nothing more boring, dreadful and stupid than actual fucking gamers. What, you want some fat, ugly cunt with pink hair and a septum piercing with a Hears of Iron III t-shirt and a Pandemic hat? This shit is a blessing compared to anything you idiots would come up with as a 'serious' depiction of a gamer.

>>14810962
>She's suppose to be a pop star idol thing but in this universe celebrities can be gamers
She was a professional Starcraft player before being drafted into the army.

>>14811089
one of them has an actual player base

>>14818490
>le assfaggots maymay XD
Please go back to freddit, and Overwatch doesn't even play anything close to Aeon of Strife. Fucking newfags.

>>14810962
>She's suppose to be a pop star idol thing but in this universe celebrities can be gamers.
By universe do you mean Korea
That's already a thing

>>14820110
Man, I really wish Battleborn was better, and had a playerbase.

>>14828252
I thought it was common knowledge that Starcraft is South Korea's national pasttime?

>>14810962
>Overwatch is super /m/
>Almost too much so.

Since when is cancer /m/?

>>14818289
>not Dad Gundam
One Job.

>>14812097
That's some uncanny valley shit.

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Reporting

>>14820101
Wait for the skins

>>14820085
are there ever going to be any new characters that aren't female niggers?

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>>14828604

Yeah. I personally wish for Caldarius (or the idea behind the character) to somehow survive into it's own game or, at the very least, they make a copy of him in Overwatch.

>>14829424

It was bound to happen at some point.

>>14829433

The next character is likely going to be Doomfist aka, Attikus so it's likely to be a he instead of a she.

>>14829433
If they add so much as one more straight white male character their tumblrina fanbase will fucking implode.

Overmeme is fucking "Tumblrbait: The Game" and always has been.

>>14828614
It isn't anymore, league has been more popular for the past couple of years. Now overwatch might claim the throne as it's professional scene is starting to kick off.

>>14829424
Make it a Gerbera Tetra with the Grimgerde ears, it's more appropriate.

>>14828199
Yeah, I want exactly that.

Take the saddest, cringiest, most pathetic and unlikable thing, and make it work.

Give them THAT, and let's see how the designers manage.

Things are always terrible until they're presented well, then, they were always ok. All it takes is some PR.

>>14831607
Yeah I'm sure blizzard is gonna be like "let's make the representative for the country that buys/loves/plays our game more than anyone else a pathetic lonely piece of shit who accomplishes nothing and doesn't fit in with the whole hero aesthetic." That's a super great business practice there.

>>14818486
Attention and reflexes, probably. Takes a lot of focus to manage all dem APMs.

>>14828199
Someone made an Otaku Roadhog mockup skin. It's pretty funny.

>>14812399
Nobody gives a fuck

>>14832991
Hey, if written well enough, you can't know what might happen.

Besides, they'd have to make it likable to EVERYONE else, not just the representation, since, you know, Overwatch's intended audience ain't exactly hardcore weebs.

>>14834756
>Besides, they'd have to make it likable to EVERYONE else, not just the representation, since, you know, Overwatch's intended audience ain't exactly hardcore weebs.
No but they sure as fuck care more about the Korean market then any minor dissenting opinion that wants "realistic depressed gamer." The whole point of D.Va is she is a mishmash of everything Korean all in one. And if you think "well maybe they would be interested in a more realistic version" just look to some of the Chinese response to Mei purely based on the fact she wasn't a super model or some ultimate badass. Despite her being super Chinese there was a very vocal group that bitched that she wasn't some Chinese ubermensch straight out of communist propaganda, claiming she wasn't a "real Chinese".

You severely underestimate the nationalism expressed by Asian cultures.

>>14835010
That's mostly because they conflated the "gamer" stereotype, the female identity and the Korean nationality in the same character. One's the modern laughingstock, the other two are hotspot issues.

>>14820101
How else will they get folks to pay for lootboxes?

>>14835099
>One's the modern laughingstock
Not in Korea. Being a pro gamer is highly respected and considered the level of an idol or traditional sports star.

>>14835342
Is it really? or is it just something people outside of it say, talking out of their asses? Honestly asking, btw.

And I meant more the occidental perspective of a gamer, I mean, the gremlin shit started here, not in korea.

>>14835384
>Is it really?
Yes really. Pro esports teams aren't owned by private owners like here, they are owned by telecom companies, airlines, large name technology brands, etc. It's highly competitive but a source of great pride, being a pro gamer is not some retard thing you get laughed at for saying. The whole "StarCraft is their national pass time" wasn't a joke, it was up there with soccer as one of their most followed pass times. You can go to Seoul and find massive billboards with faces of esports stars plastered on them. It's taken so seriously and because of that Koreans dominate every game they pick up as a whole (they suck shit at CSGO but are God's at some terrible free to play fps that I don't remember, but now their fps of choice is overwatch).

>>14835411
Well I was wondering why they drive themselves to be good at shitty esports and now I know.

>>14835418
The Korean work ethic is astounding, they work hard to be the best especially since PC bangs all over Korea are filled with tons of young kids looking to take their spot. Esports is incredibly competitive, watching Koreans in their element nuts. Just last week the first Korean vs Western match of overwatch happened and the Koreans BODIED the west. You can also look at league where Korea just dumpsters the west every single year.

>>14835411
Huh.

Do they still have that thing where Internet Cafes determine the market?

Cause it makes sense that for a country as technologically spread as them, a child picking up SC is no different that kids picking up a soccer ball and living for it till they die or make it.

>>14810836
>Aya Poster

I...I think I'm in love.

>>14835447
Well yeah some of them play so much they get heart attacks.

>>14835447
Well that's because esports over there aren't ridiculed.

>>14835449
>Do they still have that thing where Internet Cafes determine the market?
Yes, in Korea they are referred to as PC bangs. For the past about 4-5 years league has been the absolute must played game ranging from 30-50% of all patrons playing league. But since they love blizzard games so much, especially competitive ones, overwatch has this year knocked league down to second and OW averages 25-30%while league last i checked dropped to about 22%.

>>14835542
Korea work ethic, that's not the most uncommon thing since they also have a history literally working to death. Koreans are weird people and believe in stuff like fan death.

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Does Pharah's Mecha Queen outfit remind anybody else of Obari's designs? I mostly see it in her helmet.

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>>14838220
..wrong image..sorry about that

>>14810492
I shooped that. Ha ha.

>>14838226
the overall aethetic reminds me more of Ebikawa