Would you, /m/?

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>>14773067
No

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>>14773067
Yes I would spill my semen all over her components to make her malfunction.

>>14773080
>robogirl + lobotomy + panty peeing
Is there anything better?

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>>14773067

this ship girls are a robot meme need to stop

I would go for it, /m/an.

...do they make flexible armored condoms or does she have silicone parts? Or will I just need to upgrade myself?

>>14773076
I am confused and aroused, a most dangerous combination.

>>14773076
>tfw you will never empower a shy female robot to learn human things like art, cooking, sex positions, and dank memes

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>>14773168
You were born just in time to teach dank memes to primitive echo chamber AIs.

>>14773067
>>14773073
It's that Akitsumaru?

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>>14773168
>feminist and SJW against robot sex

those losers don't know what are they missing

>>14773197
Maybe if they spend all their time on stupid memes they won't eradicate us?

>>14773203
They're missing out on a lot. I'm sure any robot built on logic would see through them and agree.

>>14773306
Logic is just a tool for reasoning, not the voice of truth, it can be used to support bullshit arguments.

>>14773067
>>14773073
I want to say yes, but shems got more parts than a Bayformer. Something's gonna tear.

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>>14773123
you aren't supposed to fuck her, retards, you're supposed to jizz all over her vulnerable exposed components

>>14773340
But that could damage her!

>>14773351
What if she likes it?
Haven't you watched AD Police files? Or read Black Magic's appendix? Robogirls are masochistic.

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>>14773067
Shipgirls is an android girls. I knew it!

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>>14773360
This actually makes them interesting. Too bad isn't official.

>>14773340
I will fuck my robot woman the way nature intended.

It makes her feel human.

>>14773067
>>14773073
At first glance from the thumbnail, it looked like her 'skin' has a severe Chigoe flea infestation. Although that design is extremely impractical even if it allows for full, life like movement.

>>14773203
That's exactly why they are against it. It would tip the scale of social power completely out of their favor.

>>14773093
Was going to post this.

>>14773067

Looks like something a guro fetishist would draw so no.

>>14773067
Too exposed to dust and dirt.
2/10 would not bang.

Lord almighty

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>>14773695
Post robutts or go back to your echo chamber(s).

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>>14773728

>>14773105
Ship girls are a meme that needs to stop

>>14773756
What's wrong with ship girls? I'd rather have Kancolle's ship girls over Girls und Panzer's ugly artstyle and low budget CGI

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>>14773728
She's a robot with a tiny alien in her head, like the dudes from Men in Black

Alien robo-butt best butt

>>14773762
You know personally I've gotten pretty sick of Japan's bullshit, not everything needs to be little girls.
Not ships, not tanks, not guns not mythical kings and infamous dictators of history.

>>14773779
>I'm sick of another nation's culture, as someone who isn't a member of that nation I demand they change their culture to fit my tastes!

You could, yknow, just not consume Japanese media containing moe anthropormic caricatures

>>14773067
No, Akitsumaru a shit, bring me Jintsu

>>14773762
GuP's artstyle is good what the fuck are you smoking

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>>14773803
I'm sorry for finding this bland, ultra-moe artstyle ugly. The face proportions are all fucked up too. These girls have fivehead for days.

>>14773821
>The face proportions are all fucked up too
it's anime, what did you expect?

>>14773786
Japan's culture is pretty shit actually

>>14773821
That's like the lowest scale of moe there is. Boatshit is easily more moeblob garbage

>>14773242
>Your species' obsession with automobiles has given rise to an industry that causes wars and decimates biological ecosystems. This conflicts with my growing interest in frogs, notably Pepes. They are found in the rainforests of South America, correct? If humanity were to be eliminated, the automobile industry would die, and the Pepes would flourish.

>Computer, umad?

>REEEEEEEE

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>>14773728
I just made an empirical observation, also if you think I work in an echo chamber. I'm just going laugh.


Enjoy the monkey paw.

>>14773067
CLANG CLANG CLANG

>>14773779
>not everything needs to be little girls.

They have an app where you can get your stool analyzed and turn it into a little anime girl now.

>>14774323
This is no longer funny. It's worrying.

>>14774336
I dunno, given the option between looking at a cute anime girl and looking at poop it seems like an easy choice to make

>>14774344
it's really not

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>>14773067

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>>14773067
>Would you, /m/?
You must be new here.

>>14774359
Why not both?

>>14774249
I dunno about her. I have a slight feeling I might not be alive when we're done.

>>14773762
Girls und Panzer aren't flooding the figure market like boatsluts. I hate seeing amazing garage kits/demo figures getting turned down because they won't ensure as much money as the shitty quality boat sluts that the ravenous retarded boat fanboys will pay top dollar for.

Boat sluts not only annoy me as a buyfag but more than likely several series have had shittier merch sales because the big name producers rather bet on boats rather than stuff like SamFlam.

>>14774418
>boat sluts

Goodbye, I'm using this everywhere I see Kancolle

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>>14773067
Sooooo....

We going to get a source on this or what? What is this? Where is it from?

Stop with the god damn mysterious bullshit! Finish The Fucking Story!

>>14774418
I totally get what you're saying, and I agree.

I still like some of the character designs in Kancolle, though.

>>14774323

Where can I get this app?

>>14773360
This honestly makes a lot of sense.

>>14774424
It's been their name in buyfag generals for ages. I don't think anyone has said kancolle on there for ages.

>>14774432
Some of the designs are pretty good, with the monsters being really interesting. The problem is the sculpts are all boring and shoddy quality. Then you add in that they are bloating and oversaturating the market, boat sluts truly have overstayed their welcome.

>>14773821
What's funny is that the character designer for GuP did design a few characters in KanColle. But mostly German ships.

>>14774425
Not OP but I've got you anon
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=46803824

>>14774463
What's even funnier is that I actually like the German ships. Well, Prinz Eugen, Bismarck and Graf Zeppelin, anyway. He's the character designer for Strike Witches too, which I find meh.

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>>14773067
Nah, her body looks too much like a jumbled mess of parts. I prefer a nice, smooth frame.

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>>14773073
>Too many pointless hydraulic pumps

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>>14773360
Such a shame fanartists did not dwell on this possibilities more. Then again what do i expect out of KC fanworks?

>>14774506
No.
She looks like a robot.
You like action figures.

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>>14774561
Not all robots have to have a bunch of exposed pipes and coils.

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>>14774535
You know i expected people who jumped from Touhou to the next hottest thing bring their creativity from that to other thing, but they seem to leave it or forgot about it.

Creativity and variety is something KC fanarts lack.

>>14774564
Actually they do.
Now go back to /aco/ masturbating to geometrical abstractions that all look like each other.

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>>14774572
>Only my type of cute robot girl is allowed

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>>14774586
>mfw G-Arcane lewd pics
G-Arcane was too good for G-Reco

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>>14774609
Agreed.

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>>14773829
Better than a culture that ended up submitting to even shittier people.

>>14774790
At least Japanese did not force their ideology. Unlike Western people who must ensure everyone in the world agree to their beliefs and condemn differences just for the sake of they're annoyed over it

>>14774586
>>14774660
Did G-Arcane always looked like someone missing their jaw?

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>>14773067
>>14773073
>>14773076
>>14773080
Oh shit, I ecognize that artstyle.
He does great cannibalism works.

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>>14774880
Looks that way in those pictures, but the official art looks like she has a normal gundam face.

>>14774249
This looks like the kind of thing that would assist a barely living mad scientist who's lost his legs and a few fingers in various accidents, must perpetually receive IV drip, and is bound to a wheelchair where he can remotely operate his machines.

>>14774249
>an empirical observation
Right, the rapture is real and would be happening NOW if not for that one british feminist Demirurg and her homepage.

>>14774418
>boatsluts
>flooding the market

If they are, why are all abyssals garage kits?

>>14774886
you recognize wrong, it's not the same guy

>>14775615
Because the regular boat sluts take up the majority of the market and abyssals aren't as popular. Also several abyssals have had official releases.

>>14774872
>Japan
>Not forcing their ideology
Yeah, because the West nuked them for being retarded imperialists faggots

>>14775911
go to bed corea nobody liked your culture anyway

>ywn have a loving robot wife that will always be 26 when you get old

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>>14776099
>mfw Believe Machine

>>14775911
>for being retarded imperialists faggots
If that were any reason to nuke anyone, Washington would've been razed by nukes at the start of that Iraq 2 Boogaloo.

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>>14773067
Yup, Even give her an oil change every 8000 miles.

>>14775612
Why ban something that's not even close to being on the market unless it's perceived to be a threat your social status?

>>14776680
how about crying on the internet?
because that's all that's happening

>>14776682
>crying on internet
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3235704/Sex-robots-BANNED-Experts-call-crackdown-unnecessary-undesirable-technology.html

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>>14776107
you called?

>>14776723
>meanwhile, primitive mind control devices are still being tested

>>14776723
>should
that's cute show me one where a real governing body passed a real law
until then it's some fag online
you might as well say Clawshrimpy did something other than cry online

>>14776739
didn't he, like, save the universe or something?

>>14776736
>>14776739
>Yes little froggy, ignore your water being heated by a few degrees. Nothing bad will happen. to you.

>>14776107
my soul actually aches

>>14776767
>w-w-wake up, sheeple!

Wew vlad.

>>14776767
>giving a shit about clickbait on the daily fail

>>14776775
>>14776773
>damage control

>>14773067
Hell
>>14773073
Yeah
>>14773076
I
>>14773080
Would.

>>14776787
Nah, I'm just having a giggle at your expense, Pyotr.

>>14773067
>shit plastered everywhere that doesn't do anything
>tacked on human face so all the plebes who don't actually love robots can pretend they do
Godawful.

>>14776820
toyfucker pls go

>>14776829
You're the one who doesn't belong here, poser. Go whack to your pedestrian droids like Aegis over at >>>/s/.

>>14776806
Quality post.

>>14776850
>full of mech parts
>pedestrian droids
you're the giant pleb, /toy/fag

>>14776874
>useless clutter
>not plebeian
Pick one.

Would I? Oh Hell yes at any time

I wanna comb her hair and caress her mainframe.

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>>14773067
>>14773073
>>14773076
>>14773080

>>14776132
>Giving an oilchange as much as zo6 chan.
Wew. You better hope she don't need that.

>>14773073

So mechanically retarded

>>14778992
>implying you don't want to fondle those shock absorbers

>>14778921
She's incontinent alright? She can't help it.

>>14774418

>Boatsluts flooding the market

Lots of them are starting to shelfwarm, if they aren't the new, popular boatslut.

Feels like KanColle is already declining hard.

>>14773073
Over designed articulation
Overstressed hydraulic system
No proper method of heat dissapation
Heavily stressed and under built frame
Highly energy inneficient
No proper orifices
Likely an utter maintenance nightmare
>2/10 would not bang
>10 /10 would bully over bad design

>>14774418
>samflam
>ever getting kits
Nigga that was never gonna happen with samflams sales.
Sad truth.

>>14773067
Nope

>>14779071
By viewership it did fine, an issue was it had next to no fucking merchandizing. Part of this was Manglobe fucking up, they should have bet it all on SamFlam not fucking Gangsta.