Would you read this, anons?

>cute girl
>father

>>14764589
yeah, but I'd pay more attention to the comics at the end about his adventures at the space mall dealing with Jerktitans.

The good thing is that when he goes trans, he won't have to change his name.

>>14764589
no, just because a cool mouth talks with dialogue doesn't mean it isn't a bunch of cherry ice cream giving you diabetes

>>14764589
Hey that girl is pretty cute. Name?

I liked his video where he threatened to break Jerid Messa dead. Those were good times

You don't have to tell me! But in the Universal Century...

>>14764589
Oh fuck, I'd watch the sweet everloving fuck out of this nonsense.

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>In the name of love we shall defeat you!
>... Namahnrak the witch!

>>14764881
did you hear about the horrible thing he did to his taint with the Zeta's shield?

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>>14764881

Jerid Messa...you BASTARD! BASTARD! You killed my mom! You have driven me so beyond the wall, I can't even DESCRIBE it! YOU'RE LAUGHING NOW, BUT I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD!

Goodbye!

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This does not even deserve a Captain's Log introduction, BECAUSE THIS IS dead SERIOUS. The inside and outside tour I did A FEW MONTHS ago of the Argama, everyone on the Internet...


QUATTRO AND EMMA ARE ANGRY AT ME!


THEY'RE BLAMING IT AT ME! IT'S MY FAULT, I ADMIT IT! IT'S MY FAULT; I WANT EVERYTHING ABOUT THE ARGAMA


OFF!
THE!
INTERNET!

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>>14764589
Curse-ye-HA-ME-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MD4AulkzdJE
>5:33
>Hey double C D, yeah the Robotech Era is over Gundam overshadowed it.
Is he our guy?

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>>14764892
fuck, this cracked me up

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Blame this on the misfortune of your birth.

>>14764709
>jerktitans
>Doesn't roll of the tongue like JerkCops.

>>14764728

>When

Dude, he already is. He's like, the worst-passing tranny next to John Flynt (Brianna Wu) but he's living as a girlfriend-free girl now.

>>14765166
He is also probably gonna die soon.

>>14765166
"He" as in Kamille.

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Would /m/ play this?

>>14765435
>EARN the right to play Chris Chan's story
I don't think I want to.

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>>14765077

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>>14765435
That fucking color scheme is godawful

Does Chris watch gundam?

>>14765540

Someone should paint an RX-78-2 kit in Chris-Chan colors.

>>14765435
>Chris likes UC
Naturally

>>14765980
I'll do it in Breaker real quick.

>>14765440
>>14765540
>>14765986
Chris-Chan isn't the one piloting the gundam, its some guy named John.
No doubt a troll who's pretended to befriend Chris and told him about how much he loves Gundam.
CWC has always been more of a transformers fan.

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>>14765980
Here we go.

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>>14766037
You know, if you fix the colors a bit you can end up with a cool Full Armor color scheme.

>>14766037
Honestly if the lower body was just green like the rest of it then they scheme wouldn't be that bad.

>>14766037
Try making the legs green and the blue darker, I think the colors aren't that bad if you fix that.

>>14766045
>>14766046
As I was making it real quick I was afraid because it turned out not-so-bad.

>>14766037
Get rid of the blue and it'd be pretty cool desu.

>>14766045
The FAT scheme isn't really very cool

The Type B is better looking and doesn't have the original design's flaws.
http://gundam.wikia.com/wiki/FA-78-1B_Gundam_Full_Armor_Type-B

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>>14766053
No offense mate, but getting attacked by paint cans doesn't look better at all.

>>14766047
He's not trying to make it cool, he's trying to make it accurate to Chris Chan's drawing

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>FOUR is REAL! WE ARE GONNA TOGETHER FOREVEEEEEEER! I CAN FEEL THE COSMOS.

that is a real quote from him

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>>14766062
I know, I'm just saying it can look better properly painted. Like what some guy did with Red Cliff some time ago

>>14766072
That shield still looks absolutely terrible

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>>14766074
It's the best you can do with that color scheme

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That isn't the TRUE and HONEST creator of Zeta

>>14766076
But he darkened the bright red, why not darken the bright yellow? If anything the shield is less eye-searing on the original model.

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>>14766080
You're right. No idea why he didn't do that though.

>>14766071
Kamille or Chris

>>14766093
Chris, though there is probably a zeta line really close

Thinking about it, Zeta is just an autistic kid's love quest.

>>14766060
Wait, aint this the 9 ball loadout 1-1

Tri-shot energy weapon
Wrist beam saber
Shoulder nade launcher (could be a rocket launcher)
Box rocket launcher

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Is that why Kamille just keeps punching everyone? Is he a virgin with rage?

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>>14764589

You are now realizing that Episodes 1 and 2 of Zeta Gundam is what would happen if Chris-Chan was given a Gundam to use against the jerkops.

>>14765435
>and some from the Zeon!

>>14764589
thank god /m/ doesn't have a equivalent of chris chan

>>14767081
We do have HIM though

>>14766037
Since someone did this, /r/questing someone to make an all white Exia. I need it for reasons.

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>>14765077
Do you realize...? Do. You. Realize something? Let me tell you: If the Earth Federation and the Titans see those videos that you put on the damn internet...they could blow up the Argama, and we would have to move out of it...

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>>14764728
>when
He already did.

>>14765161
Titannoyatsu

>>14767218
at least we don't a mecha chris chan or do we now?

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>>14767326
>rinko is literally a genderbent kamille
>sei is a huge zetafag
this explains everything

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DON'T CALL ANYBODY!

>>14767234
Pleasu

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>>14767684
MK-II ARMS ARE NOT BLUE

>>14765435
>L-gaim.jpg

>>14767326
>>14767581
S-Stop it anon... my boner can only take so much...

sigh
the man from jupiter tricked me again

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>MY WOODEN BADGE WAS DELICIOUS

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>>14767234
>>14767784
Here you go.

at least /m/ are sensible enough not to post 'that' image

>>14769649
Sexy, better than Transient I think.

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>>14769653

>>14769700
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

>>14769714
There are no mods on this board, silly

>>14769700
>>14769653
Why does no mobile suit have a taint-mounted beam-weapon, for dealing with attacks coming from below?

>>14769649
Gorgeous, thanks.

>>14764589
Reminds me if a seed x UC fanfic I wrote in 6th grade, I'll probably post a few pages of I can find it

>>14770084
Doesn't The O have extra arms that work like that?

Has CWC done anything funny lately? The last thing I heard was Gamestop pepper spray incident where he sperged out of Sonic's arms.

>>14770526
The wound where his taint piercing was split and he thinks it's a vagina

DON'T

CALL

>>14770532
He got a taint piercing? I'd have hated to be the guy that had to do that work, the stench emanating from his incontinent ass must be horrifying

>>14770554

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuaW5IzbnUc

BUT DURING THE STONE AGE

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>>14770577
I joined AEUG and killed my mom
Wanted to make an OC Gundam too
an OC Gundam too
So then I Thought of Getter Robo
Got my diary and then made Zeta gundamu
And then made Zeta gundamu

Don't call anyone
But dure in the UC
Don't call anyone
Or face Autistic Rage
KAMILE IS A MAN'S NAME

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>>14770603

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PRESS ONE FOR GUNDAMS THAT ARE TACTICAL AND REALISTIC

>>14770618
what a beautiful bastard

>>14770618
really nise, that gendum.

>>14769649
That's pretty great, anyway to zoom in or get a close up on it more?

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>mfw when gundam and chris chan come together.
>BY THE GUNDAM! AND THE FEDERATION! I AM CAMILLE WESTON CHANDLER!

>>14766037
what program is this?

>>14764589
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3WPHJEDMwc

>>14771669
It's Gundam Breaker 3.

>>14765540
of course not
gundam isn't autistic enough for him, despite having Kamille and Seed/Seed Destiny

>>14771684
Yes he does, he included the zeon on the back cover.

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>>14775255
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Things_Chris_has_ripped_off#Mobile_Suit_Gundam
>During the Megan Saga, Chris drew box art for John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue, one of Chris's many fake box arts for his imaginary games. What's unique about this one is that it involves Megan Schroeder and her brother John. Despite being about Megan, it is not a rape simulator, but instead believed to be a ripoff of Mobile Suit Gundam: Journey to Jaburo.

Chris only knows as much about Gundam as he does because of video games. You shouldn't be giving him too much credit, but wouldn't it be totally amazing if something from Gundam showed up in Sonichu #11? What if the Metal Sonichu/Graduon hybrid comes back from the moon with a squad of Jerkzeeks, piloting Jerkgoufs? What if a colony was dropped on CWCville?

>>14775289
Looking it up, it seems that the "John" from that image was supposed to be the brother of some girl Chris was interested in IRL. I wonder if either of those two ever saw Chris's "gift," and if so, what they thought of it. I doubt they were flattered.

>>14775338
The game cover was made near the tailend of the Megan Saga, and at that point Megan was basically anything but interested in Chris. If she ever saw it, it likely wouldn't of made any kind of difference.

>Zeta Gundam and Gundam MK II will never destroy 4-cent_garbage.

https://youtu.be/bXjnakAlF-s

A good catchup for those who haven't been with Chris for a while.

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Who is the best CWC girl?

and why is it Mary Lee Walsh?

>>14778783
Megan, because if Chris wasn't too stubborn to learn proper techniques to make him more tolerable in public, they probably would have been together and Chris wouldn't be a tranny

Chris stopped making me laugh years ago. Now he just makes me sad

>>14778942
Megan was genuinely nice to him, wasn't she? Chris really managed to fuck things up there. Well, I guess it goes to show why trying to 'reform' guys as messed up as CWC isn't a good idea, or at least something better left to the professionals.

>>14770618
is nise

borat, uc0079

>>14778962
It's really dissapointing, since they were very good friends until Chris drew the picture of him fingering her.

>>14779263
what the fuck

I only knew of this guy as the stripy jumper medallion idiot

what the fuck

>>14779480
He's also a creepy fuckhead who was obsessed with getting the "boyfriend-free girl to give him China" he felt he deserved,
and honestly alot of his problems with the trolls or others are self-inflicted with him going out of his way to hand out embarrassing information without actual prompting or do stuff like draw the him fingering her picture to alienate even non-trolls.

>>14779480
Read some of the CWCki, it archives nearly every major event we know of involving Chris.

It explains a lot about him, and details the major lengths people went to just to troll him.

Chris is fucked up, man.

>>14780094
>Chris is fucked up, man.
I don't know anon, I side with him more than I do those medallion thieves that deserve to star in Hostel as terminated scum.

>>14779490

I have no pity for Chris because almost everything that happened to him was because he wouldn't keep his mouth shut and was extremely gullible, believing the dumbest shit possible (like the fake Chris shit).

I want the old Chris back tho. The new Chris is a greedy and humorless asshole without any of the charm of old Chris and he looks completely hideous. There are a few signs of old Chris, like the frozen semen and sex moves videos, but he mostly spends his time making banal posts on Facebook and keeping his stories in CWCVille to his Lego sets instead of sharing them in comics and stories.

>>14765138
Hey looky it's Fireball from Evageeks

Voting for Clinton in 2016, hopefully she'll censor up some of the press so people like Chris don't get humiliated anymore.

>>14780177
well a good chunk of it was /b/'s fault for making him famous to begin with

Note to self: Win the lottery, give CWC 10 million in cash, and hope the internet whines about never being able to touch so much money.

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>>14764589

>>14780196

True but Chris fed the fire a lot to the point where I'd say he was unintentionally collaborating with the trolls to make a fool of himself.

Almost all of the major events in the Chris saga, shecameforcwc.jpg, JULAYY, Chris in Barb's bra and panties, the Sonichu porn he made (which even appeared in the damn comics), "Tomgirl" Chris, and so on, are all because of Chris himself doing them. Sure, the trolls eggs him on in some capacity, but at the end of the day it was Chris himself that made these, even if he didn't intend for some of them to be public.

>>14780239
that was a good line

>>14780242
You don't have to tell me twice, but during the stone age...

>>14780239
makes me wish we had a US candidate willing to defund 911 departments just to see what would happen, not many jerkops would be around if they only work on minimum wage

Where's Mary Lee Walsh now?

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>>14766029
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Samurai_Pizza_Bots
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Decepti-Clones

>>14770577

That and racist Kaz ruined both songs for me Or made them better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZY7QCBMWoE

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Holy fuck I love this thread.

Someone go out and do an actual page for page Z Gundam parody of Sonichu!

>>14780239

Someone edit the Jerkhief into Bask Om and Bagget into Jerid.

>>14764796
Kamile-chan walker

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Remember when Chris-chan actually made Gundam?

>>14780269
Still at Piedmont Valley Community College. Here she is at 1:13 in a video about a student that went berserk and murdered his family. Spoiler: the student wasn't Chris.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rENwmeb2cks

>>14780458
You should read the thread, tripfag
>>14765435

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Remember when Chris-Chan took a 'fan' sonichu that was a blatant variant of Simon the Driller and turned it into a chick?

>>14780236
>Chris fed the fire a lot to the point where I'd say he was unintentionally collaborating
It wasn't just that, the guy fucks up in general. Chris can make a fool of himself without the input of trolls, like the whole sonic's blue arm stuff. He just creates conflict

I don't think the issue is trolls making him do stuff, it is when they go to far with it and it goes from egging him on to actual abuse. Though in the end Chris bounces back to his same terrible self come what may, he really is like a child

>>14780254
such words, even I could...

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>>14780696

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MY SOUL HURTS!

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this thread is solid gold, kepe going!!!

>No shecameforcwc.jpg variant with Kamille as Chris and Four as Megan.

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>>14780329
>Most of mgs5 is filler
every time

desu, these two songs are the best in the whole musical.

>>14780303
What is up with Chris drawing all his ex galpals/sweethearts dying horribly in his comic while the text is framed as some sort of tribute to them?

Like the one where he drew her falling down a elevator shaft only to get her neck somehow caught in a cable while falling and hung to death.

>>14783359
The world isn't square!

>>14783382
or that orange sonic isn't square, at least

>>14783359

UNIVERSE!

>>14780397
>>14780239
I might actually do that so bump

>>14775289
why is he called Bionic if he's not a robot or a cyborg?

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>>14786670

>>14786889
a thousand internets to you good sir

>>14786889

Thank you anon.

>>14786899
>>14787285
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtNb1dnEaSQ&feature=youtu.be&t=11s

>>14764589
Nope

>>14786889
Huh?

>>14764589
no

>>14764734
Wat m8

>>14765077
>>14767313
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iwZp-j170Y

>>14779480
Not just that, but the only reason we even know about it is because he uploaded the picture himself when he re-wrote his ED article.

ED had an article up on him he didn't like, so instead of ignoring it he decided to re-write it for an HONEST and TRUE account of his life. Not only did he actually draw it, he had so little social presence of mind that he uploaded it to the internet himself. He tried to take it down later but the internet never forgets.

>>14764589

If Yas did the cover I would , I really would

>>14797922
He put it up because people were saying he was gay and that was his proof that he wasn't.

>>14791872
Oh fuck.

Char just commandeered my sides and tried to crash them into the fucking moon

>>14782917

Optimus Prime murdering one of Chris-chan's gal pals out of the blue is still my favorite.

>>14786889
Saved it

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>>14783359
>not typicalanimescene.jpg

>>14786889

Fucking Zeta Gundam becomes legit hilarious if you imagine that the whole story of Kamille being this amazing ace pilot and whatnot is really just his own specific account of what happened.

>>14800328
The multiple sweethearts he has that troll him or randomly die is also very CWC-esque

>>14786889
>Down to where? All that is down is only the Earth.

>>14800623
tee hee

>>14800328
>I like to make up my own story when watching a story.
Do you do this when watching double zeta too ?
I bet you believe tommy chucky Phil and lil were Angelica's schizophrenic hallucinations.

>>14800744

Who?

I only watched the first half of ZZ.

>>14800394

So what's Kamille's CWCville?

>>14800843
The Argama of course. It's either that or Gryps.

>>14800328
>Then me and Four had newtype sex. Shit was SO cash