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MOBILE SHIN WASTED GOJIRA: WXIII-2 LABOR FORCE:
RANDO Yaguichu was sitting ins his apartment watching his television. "These coverups and tinfoils aren't knowing the truth, my complicitation in their lies reddens my irritated conscienscious!" saiod rando to himself as he cook another nong shim. Rando internet porned for five mionute forbe then got out his shiaving and was groomed. his depression was out of hand now that SHIN GOJIRA was died and he had no longer to fight form. He got a phone call that said "Rando, you need to get to work, there is a meeting!" so he got dressedf and walked there.
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Meanwhile at the meeting rando got to there there as at the polcie station where to talk abouti how that was going to happen once shin godizlla woke up agian. "Hello rando this is captain gotoda of the shin next gneration labor force!" said the prime minister. "HA, but your labor-atorium couldn't send big enough to defeat this menace, you are simply good at getting on my NERV!" say rando. "That is where you are wrong, I have the blueprints for hte ultimate plan! We will build labors combine into the largest robot for maximum force. I am here for us to assemble greatest possible team!" "Whose farce was this idea of yours!" "It was not mine, but HIS!" say kayoko ann patterson and she look to see her real boss, NICK FURY. "It fowrk the avergners, therefore we must fallow a similar protocol here! or else te prisedtn of the united states, there is no telling what he will do if SHIN GOJIRA wakes up again! I cannot leash him fopr much longer with my fast networks of influence" say nick fury. "Then we must assemble team now!" say Rando. But then Gotoda left and he got on a bus and he thought to himself "But little did they know that GOTODA did not exist, there has only ever been GOTO!" think Goto.
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>>14675850
MEANWHILE At the united states chaos rain white house as President Trump stood at the top of the dogfight pit as obama was at the bottom. "Ha, but how the mighty have fallen, Barack! The Karma of your corruption now cedes to my mastery!" say Trump as he fasten his presidential flag robes. "You know notthing of wise statecraft, dondal! I produced order, you bring chaos!" Trump laugh with an evil sound and he say "My chaos liberate true human nature, now we are free as beasts as the wild anarchy we are!! BEHOLD" as he kissed nubile slave boy only to toss him to dogs. "TRUMP-SAMA" yell boy as trained animals tear apart. "You are next! Farewell, Barack-Kun! Your kung-fu mantosis can't save you from my 12 elite prize dogs!" say Trump and he laugh and walk away.
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>>14675885
MOAR NAO
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>labor-atorium
hahaha holy fuck spaceboots
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>>14675850
>>14675885
Pretty good, OP
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>>14675850
Another excellent edition to the saga
Kek'd hard at the nubile slave boy
Trump-sama!
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Spaceboots, please marry me
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I don't know WHAT the fuck I just read but I thoroughly enjoyed it.
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Please! I need more Johnny!
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>>14675885
Meanwihkel azt the froen undead corpse of shin gojira that was had to kept being kumped frull of freezing cenhimcals in order to so that shin gojira keeps freezing and therefore dormant the guy who was tat hte console that moinitor was eating his dong ust with lazy, as he read a comic boom., was being soc ldede by his boss. "NEWMAN, you are useless for having been hired, this is the place where me make sure hte freezing chemcials into the dshin gojira keep getting pumped so hje does not keep get waked up again!" Newman said "It is dont worry, these chemicals are safe but they cannoptr unfreeze without an error!" and the boss walked away but then newman looked around and took out a USB stick that had ultron in it, but ihe didn;t so anything with it before he could, becauseh his fat arms knocked over a coffee that mutated the USB sctik when itwas pklugged in and it casued a computer error. "It is no problem, I can reboot the system" but then the core tmepreature of shin goji stratrerdd rise again. BEFORE ULTRON RISE AGAIN SHIN GOJI START THAW and newman said, shit, This is bad!@ I need to reverse this! so he started typngon theior compotuer but it was too late because they were running out of cooling chemnicals too. "No, we have to pump maximum force before he wakes up!" "But we are runnig out!" say assistant and newman say "DAMMIT there ius NO TIME!" and they use all the rest of remaining chemcials to get him at bay but it was not enough anymore. "Shit! The USB Canceled the order!!!" said newman and the computers began exploding with overload and newman died. "You butterfingers haven't saved our lives!" said head of department and he was mad and scared too bnecause shin gojir was now open eyes. SHIN GIOJIR RISE and a man started screaming and shoppers flee but it was too late because shin gojira knew now what had to be gun. SHIN GOJIRA STRAIN AND CONCENTRATE AND TAIL BULGE as the skeleton people growing at end of shin gojira movie before the end credits
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>>14677011
started grwoing out mroe and then with mighty roar shin gjrioa spray out godzilla people skeleton horde all over the city. SPURTS OF SKELETON GOJI-MAN HORDES land and being cackle with triumph. Biggest one take out his bone sword and say "KILL ALL OF THE HUMANS" and so goji-man skeleton armies begin pillage entire city as hordes and hordes begin hacking and slashing with stealing cars too.
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>>14675885
Holy shit, Trump is fucking Senator Armstrong
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>>14677028
>goji-man skeleton armies begin pillage entire city as hordes and hordes begin hacking and slashing with stealing cars too.
Now that's the stuff.
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>>14677028
>You butterfingers haven't saved saved our lives
>SPURTS OF SKELETON GOJI-MAN HORDES
Yes, more, MORE! Keep it coming boy!
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>>14675885
>"Ha, but how the mighty have fallen, Barack! The Karma of your corruption now cedes to my mastery!" say Trump as he fasten his presidential flag robes. "You know notthing of wise statecraft, dondal! I produced order, you bring chaos!" Trump laugh with an evil sound and he say "My chaos liberate true human nature, now we are free as beasts as the wild anarchy we are!! BEHOLD" as he kissed nubile slave boy only to toss him to dogs.
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>>14675850
Anuddah clazzik in mayking. Thunk yuu Spadeboods.
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>>14677011
htere will soon
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I'm now convinced that Johnny Space Boots entered a pact with cosmic devils. There's no way one way could be this consistently hilarious otherwise.
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>>14677028
meanwgile rando yaguchi was back frkm work and was at the thetapist. "I do not know how i can be conndisyebct doing my job well with all these interior debatings!" Say rando. Theralsist put down pen and say " it seem you feel bad when you think about that, but wjat if you didn't?" Say therapist. "My brain drains keep clogging up! And the nightnafrs!" Say rando with grief. But thete commoting outside and therapust say "what noise!?" And they look outside see goji man skleletions hording about with boner hoarding and rape pillaging. "My noghtmares.... THE PROPHECY!" yell rando and rando punch therapist. RANDO MAN OF ACTION INSTINCTS punch through window and zipline with tie electrical cable. Rando lando n to the ground and said "i must steal a car, mine is probably on fire!" But he was in a car dealership.
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