Oh no, I made the bad thread.

>>14660192

Yo Woolie, how's it hanging? I'm guessing you guys are excited for Saddness the Fourth?

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>>14660192
Robocop Thread?

>tfw the new Deus Ex game uses my real name
It's so surreal, to hear Adam say my real name. To see it in newspapers and ebooks in game.

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>>14660202
Sure, RoboCop Thread.

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>>14660227

It's going to be as subtle as a bat to the face, isn't it?

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>>14660202
would you play a game about four robocop girls from several US police dpts having to work together to fight crime?

>>14660299
The scenario and aesthetic seems nice, but whether I would play it depends on the gameplay.

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>>14660319

>>14660319
>it depends on the gameplay.
even with all the shitpost lately, /m/ still have better video game taste than /v/

>>14660346
sauce?

>>14660192

>it's another quanticdream """"""game""""" episode
>It's more of David Cage's bullshit episode

dropped

>>14660319

The precedent for both reads poorly, anon.

Wasn't there actually a Robocop game for the xbox?

>>14660627
Yeah it was shit.

>>14660248
What's Garrod doing there? Is this before the colony drops?

>>14660192
I've never payed much attention to the works of Cage before but he really does have a 'type' when it comes to female characters doesn't he?

Also he's a skeevy little bugger with all his rape scenes and nonsensical sex scenes inserted for no reason.
And his behavior towards Ellen Page, I heard about the 'scrap book'.

>>14661298
And for some fucking reason he insists that we pronounce his name with the French pronunciation even though it's not his actual name and sounds silly to a French-speaker.

>>14661298
>And his behavior towards Ellen Page, I heard about the 'scrap book'.
Do tell.

>>14661298
To be fair Ellen Page looks like she was built to be abused and molested.

Like, she's not attractive, but she's basically a human fluffy pony.

>>14661272
Nah, it's just a parallel universe version.

>>14661298
Cage is kinda insane.

I still insist he needs some sort of creative oversight and it'd make QD's output a lot better, because honestly he comes up with some real captivating concepts.

Bring back the gameplay and keep Cage in check, and I'll let him play auteur as long as he wants.

>Detroit
>become human

Subtle.

>>14660192
>that e3 trailer
I really want this to be good.

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>>14661656
Expect nothing, because it'll still find a way to be worse than nothing at all.

But that's why we love Cahje.
For a certain meaning of love.

>>14661298
>Also he's a skeevy little bugger with all his rape scenes and nonsensical sex scenes inserted for no reason.

Cage is French. It's a law in France that every TV program and movie has to have a minimum of one sex scene and two shower scenes.

>>14661318
He compiled a giant scrapbook consisting of photos of Ellen Page from age 6+. IIRC he brought it and a 2000 page script when he sat down to discuss the possibility of her playing the main role in Beyond Two Souls.

>>14661352
>looks like she was built to be abused and molested
That's why she worked out so well in Hard Candy. She was an 18 year old pretending to be a 14 year old whose real age is never revealed in the film but was probably closer to her actual age.

>>14661656
It will be okay if he has people to rein him in like he did for Heavy Rain.

>>14666307
Why didn't the bitch run screaming as soon as she saw it?

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>>14666307
Maybe she was interested in how the role could expand her acting portfolio. I don't think she'd been in a video game at that point.

>mfw she allegedly turned down The Last of Us for B2S
>mfw they used her likeness anyway

>>14666387 meant for >>14666363

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=691RrF9pnaU

Shit, he made another game? And got David Bowie to contribute music?

>>14666411
Bowie also made some minor contributions to the script. There was going to be a sequel but it got shitcanned.

>>14665683
>le french are perverts and put sex everywhere
fuck off with this meme, France isn't a romantic country, French isn't a sexy language, French women aren't attractive, and we don't put sex in all out movies.

It's just that you Murrkans are afraid of tits and have the largest population of landwhales on earth.

>>14666460
Ah go choke on some frog legs you continental whoopsie

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>>14666436
Honestly I love Bowie for that. If I found something I loved and they wanted me to contribute to the project, I'd do as much as I could. Otaking is the closest to be asked to participate in a mecha production, so good for him, maybe he'll make it in a few years. I'll hope that G-Savior 2 is looking for extras off the street.

>>14666411
Omikron is where it all began, and as I understand it it has the highest Gameplay:Cageisms ratio of the Sadness Saga.

Also Bowie was always an eccentric guy, if it wasn't Omikron it'd be some other game he'd eventually go "hey I wanna be part of that."

Shit, imagine if he got involved with Metal Gear?

>>14666527
I want to live in an alternate universe now

>>14666460
Clapistanis aren't afraid of tits, it's just that our media has been controlled by Puritans since the earliest days of television—our "live" TV isn't even really live ever since Janet Jackson's milk duds got flashed at the Super Bowl back in the early 00s—and it's taking a long time to fix because everyone has expectations about what's acceptable to show built around what standards previously existed. This is why things like Skinemax and HBO were and continue to be a big deal despite an increase in the acceptance of violence on cable TV.

On an unrelated note: Can you do something about Paris smelling like a urinal?

>>14666527
>no Bowie Gear Solid
>can't even help Kojima with new projects now that he's freed himself from the shackles of Konami

>>14661258
Funny story about that, my local Wal-Mart had a copy of that game from the day it was released until last year, and it was $50 the whole time.

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>>14666527
He's already every character.

Will Cage be able to top SECRET CHINESE UNDERWATER GHOST BASE?