Ghost in the Shell

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>>14649465

>>14649457
>eyes aren't completely white

It's shit worst movie ever 0/10 fucking america I love nippon cock

>>14649483
He looks like a fish.

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>>14649483

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>>14649457
is there a subplot where batou ate all the food and got fat instead of buff?

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>>14649457

Is anyone else seeing this?

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>>14649483
Fixed.

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>>14649457
Ah yes, the '1999/2000 Vidya' Aesthetic.

>>14649532
Cannot unsee.

Has Mamoru Oshii commented?

>>14649532
I am now.

>>14649546
He died in 2011.

>>14649554
>>14649546

Fuck I meant Masamune Shirow

>>14649554
His ghost is hella active then.

>>14649555
He died in 1995.

>>14649457
He looks like some Stalker character.

>>14649558
>1995

Not cool

>>14649457
>White Major
OK.

>White Batou
OK.

>Non white cyborg eyes
Dropped.

>>14649584
They'll probably be added in post

Isn't this already done filming?

>>14649589

No they fucking wont

>>14649558
>Masamune Shirow died in '95
Implying
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masamune_Shirow

>>14649556
even in death he still can't shut his mouth up

>>14649457
Weren't they supposed to be shopping in cyborg eyes on Batou? If thats the plan then why the hell would they put out a promo picture without them?

He just looks like an anxious chubby mid-20s nerd dressed for cold weather.

>>14649593
>He doesn't know about the Kobe Earthquake

There's a reason why Shirow draws the greasy women now.

>>14649604
You mean niggers and bestiality horses.

>>14649604
Because he can't get over it like nearly everybody else did?

>>14649710

More like because all his life's work where lost in a natural disaster and he was left with literally nothing to work with.

Fuck you.

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>>14649754
Serves him right for not keeping offsite backups.

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>>14649826

get fragged

>>14649457
Is that Tyrol from Battlestar Galactica?

>>14649465
Okay, if those were the eyes they came up with, no wonder Batou doesn't have cyborg eyes.

>>14649554
Thank god. I can only imagine how pretentious Arise would've been if Oshii had written it.

>>14649604
I love how his porn looks, I just wish it was translated.

>>14649754
Serves him right for not keeping it all in his head.

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>>14649465

>>14649604
So, wait a moment. He has lost everything in that earthquake? I always thought it was an exaggeration of the network, and in any case it's been years... he could easily restart again, the ideas should still have them in his head.

>>14649465
Who is this? Paz

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>Beat speaking English

Please it was already painful in that one commercial, don't want to see it again.

>>14649985

No, Beat speaks Japanese, subtitled

>>14650000
Whew, now we can hear some more grumbling from the master

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>>14649978
I heard that was suppose to be Boma

>>14649465
>>14649483
>black dude
I don't remember any black dudes in section 9.

>>14649457
FRANK SOBOTKA???

>>14649465
My brand!

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>>14649465

Please tell me this is a joke

>>14649465

Going to bet it's Ishikawa, due to the facial hair.

Also, Hollywood likes to make smart black guys but not leads.

>>14649465

I SEEN FOOTAGE

I STAY NOIDED

>>14649532

KEK

>>14650480
It's Borma.

>>14649465
>That was some ghost in that shell.

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>>14649465

>>14649457
My only problem with Batou is the lack of dimee yes, but besides that I am totally fine with him.

>>14649985

Holy fuck, that's a 10/10 Aramaki.

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What's with the west's obsession with a generic action flick? Admittedly I watched GITS only a few years ago, and I guess it was alright? Just very dull and gray, and a little boring.

I think I prefer Appleseed a lot more. At least it got a likable duo.

>>14649465
>>14649483
Who the fuck thought this was ok? Jesus christ don't they have anyone to tell them those eyes look fucking ridiculous?

>>14649457
He looks fucking dumb. Like he has some sort of mental disability. You can hear the "DURR" just by looking at it. He looks like a fucking comic relief character.
What the fuck were they thinking? This movie is going to suck so fucking much.

>>14650637
But Anon, all the shitty animeys are le cutey girls and moeblob shit, GITS isn't so that MUST mean it's good! It's grimdark and serious which automatically makes it somehow better than all those bug-eyed moeshit annimeys that I've never actually seen

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>>14649457

>>14649465

havent read or watched gits. what does the original character look like?

>>14650778
If it's indeed Boma, then it's this bald guy >>14650404

>>14649465

someone please shop his face onto shin godzilla.

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>>14650752
Nothing wrong with bug-eyed moe shit if it has a plot.

That's what is lacking from anime nowadays.

>>14651053
>plotfags

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It's gonna be shit and every one knows it.

Personally, I both wish we soon get an Appleseed liveaction movie that's sort of like an 80s buddy-cop movie, Lethal Weapon style.

But then I wish it will never happen because I know it'll be garbage.

What's with the west in not being able to adapt anime to live action? If one can adapt books to film how is it so fucking impossible to take a show in the same medium and replace the animation cells with people?

>>14651159
>What's with the west in not being able to adapt anime to live action?
The dont care enough, nor want, to properly adapt anything.

They want to use reputable names and exploit pre-established franchises for money.

>>14650637
It was so forgettable that the only thing I remember from seeing it a decade ago was the naked chick jumping off a building and then getting tossed around by a spider robot.

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>>14650752
>Implying the Major isn't moe as fuck.

>>14650675
In motion, they could look pretty disturbing rather than funny.

>>14649461
She actually doesn't look bad here, in fact she seems pretty in character in this image, but I'll wait for it to come out.

>>14649457

So, discount Ron Perlman?

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>>14651948

Man how cool would full price Ron Perlman have been. That would save the whole fucking movie. I would honestly go just to see cyborg Ron Perlman

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>>14650454

>>14651206
>>14650752
>>14650637
The faces of ADHD

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>>14651963
I think the old man has passed his prime, if only we could clone him

>>14652217

It's not like Batou is especially young looking and you know all the stunts and shit are gonna be done with glarringly obvious CGI

>>14652418
He might not be young-looking, but I thought he was supposed to be fairly young. I thought one of the notes in the Dark Horse translation of GitS referred to him as "young Batou", not going to look it up to double-check though. Shouldn't be any older than forty.

Not that an adaptation has to be that much of a stickler.

>>14649457
I thought Brian Dennehy was dead.

>>14650637
What is /m/'s obsession with being extreme contrarians?

>>14649465
>tfw 5 AM and u already woke

>>14652499
Not the other anon but... A lot of the stuff in GITS is just a retread and abridging of stuff from novels packed into a neat package. If you're already familiar with the source works GITS won't seem substantive.

>>14652590
>A lot of the stuff in GITS is just a retread and abridging of stuff from novels packed into a neat package.
That's generally what movie adaptations are supposed to do, cut together the source into something that can fit into a neat hour and a half package.

>>14652062
There's a difference between acknowledging that GITS has relatively weak writing and generally poor story direction and finding it boring. It looks pretty, sure, but it sucks outside of that.
Unpopular opinion here, but I love SAC: 2nd GIG. I think it's the best GITS animated entry of all, but even I can admit that it's a real slow burner and very convoluted.

>>14652499
Not really liking something is by definition not an extreme position. I don't think it sucks or anything. I've seen plenty of anime I think sucks, and it wasn't one.

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>>14649465
.....JOHJ

>>14649457
Reminds me of Vladimir from Netflix's Daredevil. Doesn't look nearly big enough for Batou.

>>14649461
Passable, but that's still a shitty wig.

>>14649465
Kanye what the fuck are you doing now?

>>14649985
The best casting in the movie so far. Needs a goatee though.

>>14652432
>I thought he was supposed to be fairly young

So young, that he's only older than Togusa (and incidentally, was recruited shortly before Togusa was, which is why Batou rides Togusa's "newbie" ass so hard in the manga - notice he never antagonizes anyone else on the team unless he's alone with them, never talks like a badass unless he's one-on-one with them, etc. In fact, in the manga, Kusanagi regularly rebukes and belittles Batou, exclusively).

It's funny that Batou somehow attained a mistaken "tough guy veteran" appeal despite being only slightly less of a noob than Togusa, to Section 9.

>>14649985
That's legitimately a great casting choice. Seems to be the only one.

>>14653114
It's probably because he got promoted pretty significantly in the 1995 movie and in SAC he's about as close as anybody is getting to being on par with the Major.

>>14653667

It doesn't matter which version it is out of all the characters only Motoko, Batou and Togusa get promoted at all.

GITS is just boring.

I don't know if it's Oshii's direction or the source material, but I'm guessing it's because of the former.

>>14653750
Why is he so damn old?

>>14653750
I thought it was Beat again...

>>14653750
I hope this movie creates enough demand for Matebas that they start importing to the US again

>>14653747

The manga spiced things up a bit more with bouts of comedy here and there.

I thought SAC was a snoozefest though. Any lighter bits where few and far between and well, quite frankly I don't think GITS works for long form. 52 episodes was way too much and it was clear the writers didn't really care about exploring anything beyond how awesome and cool the Major is. Really all those episodes and the rest of SEC9 still wasn't any more explored they where in the film or manga.

>>14651159
didn't you see Appleseed Alpha?

it was alright

>>14653837
Matebas aren't in production, the company is out of business and the man who invented them is dead.

>>14653858
At least someone could buy the rights and start making replicas, like with the MP40.
I really want a 2006M

>>14653858
>>14653860

sup /k/

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>>14653860
Chiappa Rhino. Still in full production.

>>14653860
I think I read somewhere that some Italian firearm company had acquired the brand and the design rights from the designer's estate, but I can't remember where.

The problem with the Mateba is that they're essentially target pistols trying to get the best parts of a revolver and an automatic back when certain areas of automatic pistol design hadn't been developed to the extent they are today. They're an evolutionary dead end in firearm design and for a niche purpose. In fact, were it not for Ghost in the Shell, I don't think they'd be more well known nowadays (although they created a fair bit of a stir back when they were first introduced).

Still, if Korth can sell a normal double action revolver for $3000 or so, perhaps some company can bring back the Mateba.

>japanese name
>western actors
What the fuck is going on?

>>14653863
Not the same; although designed by the same chap who did the Mateba and has the lower bore axis, it's essentially a traditional DA/SA arrangement (albeit a complicated one due to the lower barrel) unlike the Mateba that used recoil to index the next round.

That said, aesthetically and ballistically, it's quite close. if they could only deal with the ugly as fuck weld line where they join the longer barrel to the two inch version of the gun.

>>14653869
Whitewashing. Google the apologists excusing it, it's hilarious. I hate SJW's, but this shit is insulting to the fans.

>>14653875
Calm down, the original movies weren't even set in Japan. This is no different.

>>14653875
>Whitewashing
>They're black
Tumblr pls go.

>>14653885
>Weren't set in Japan

What? It's Newport City which is Shriow's standard "New city in Japan with global culture" thing.

>>14653885

The manga fucking was. I don't think the movie said where it was but it was probably Japan as well or some weird future Hong Kong.

>>14653901
All the street signs are in Cantonese, so it's not in Japan unless it's an alternate universe where they kept occupying HK after WWII.

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>>14653874
Oh sweet jesus, I just saw that.

>>14649867
I can't tell the difference!

>>14653916

I live in fucking MA and there's places with Chinese signs everywhere

>>14649457
He looks like kind of like Cable.

>>14653868
http://www.mateba-italy.com/en/Revolvers/
Still waiting.

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>>14653885
Are you dense?
Newport City was what happened after WW3 and the flooding of the first Tokyo.

>>14653916
did you pay any attention at all to the major story arcs in the manga or SAC? Japan is experiencing a huge Chinese and Indian immigration and is experiencing massive social service strain and social disorder due to it.

>>14649457
>>14649465
>>14653750
why

>>14653916
If you are referring to the sequence through the Venice style canal city that area is supposed to be the poorer district where immigrants flock to.

>>14653875
There's a black person there. It's not "whitewashing."

>>14653886
>>14656438
Westernwashing?

>>14656458
Race dilution?

crying about race is for tumblrfags

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>>14649465

>>14653750
>Togusa looks a few years younger than Aramaki

Good grief. It's like they're TRYING to fuck things up on purpose.

>>14656465
Eating whatever shit is shoved in your direction simply because it looks different is also for tumblrfags.

>>14653750
He's supposed to be the young rookie, not the ancient yakuza thug

>>14649465
REAL CYBER HOURS
WHO UP?

>>14656621
One of the perks of cyberization: you no longer have to worry about asian aging syndrome.

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>>14649457

Should've gone with Seagal, even if he fat.

Lost Boys sequel? Kiefer got fat...

>>14649465
You could literally do a better job gluing bottle caps over his eyelids.

>>14656621
Maybe they crossed Togusa with Paz?

>>14649985

Someone call up Victor Wilson to dub him

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>>14649457
>hollywood has come for all of my favorite anime
Can't wait to see what they shit out for Lupin or Gundam.

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>>14649465
WTF

>>14657136
>Lupin
The US doesn't remotely care enough about that one. France and Italy, though.

>>14653748
Let's talk about how Saito looks alllllllright

>>14657768
Needs to lose the facial hair.

>>14649457
>From the director of Snow White and the Huntsman

>>14658851
I dunno, I dig the face fuzz.

>>14649465
Shit like this makes me hate Hollywood even more...

>>14658856
This will be awful if that film is any indication

What if it's actually successful? The guy also has the rights to death note which he is also making.

>>14657614
>Italy
So how was that movie with the guy who's convinced that he's Jeeg? No actual mecha involved, from what I hear, but the premise seemed interesting.

>>14659078
No, he's not convinced he's Jeeg, the girl he resuces thinks he's Jeeg.

>>14649554
What? He isn't dead.

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>>14649465
IS THIS REAL

>>14653886
>>14656438
The original whitewashing metaphor didn't have anything to do with race, it just meant "cleaning up an image to make it more palatable to your audience". I don't remember "whitewashing" being specific to casting white people until the last few years. We should reclaim the term from the social justice sphere.

If whitewashing comes to mean casting persons of color in the roles of persons of another color, then people won't get so giddy throwing it around like they do now.

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>>14649465
>>14650501

>>14649465
He looks noided.

>>14649461

I didn't know it was even possible to make Scarlett Johansson look that un-sexy.

>>14663502
Still better than hag-Widow in Winter Soldier.

>>14663551
>Im-fucking-plying
Assassin Donna Pinciotti was the shit no one can tell me otherwise.

>>14649457
Here I'll start degrading the thread.

>live-action
>/m/

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>>14663502
>Scarlett Johansson
>Ever looking sexy

>>14668598
>le fedora tip

>>14668598
Hey, come on. She was pretty hot in Ghost World.

>>14668655
She was stunning in Match Point and Vicky Christina Barcelona. And I will always love her in Lost in Translation.

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>>14668651
>Being a 3d fag

>>14668076
Shorthair Widow is the only good scarjo Widow.

>>14672485

It's a lot better than being a fedor/a/fag, that's for certain.

>>14668651
>>14672522
/m/ really is tu/m/blr now, huh? Good thing I only use this board for shitposting these days

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According to Wikipedia, this guy is gonna be togusa.

How the hell does this guy >>14672586
Look like this
>>14653750

Did they use makeup to make him look older? Isn't togusa supposed to be young? He looks like a decent paz though.

I'll never understand why anime fans want their anime turned into 3DPD Hollywood blockbuster trash.


Well enjoy I suppose.

>>14672816
We don't.

>>14653750
Togusa kewl.

>>14653748
What happened to right arm? Almost like the photo used for a shop was cropped?

>>14653837
Closest thing we got in current production is the Chiapa Rhino.

>>14656412
Considering were the world is going I think we'll see Mandarin and Cantonese signs in every city from Moscow to Sao Paulo in 50 years.

Just as in my country today you can get by without speaking a single word of Dutch. Public transport announcers already use English.

Globalism will only increase.

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>>14651085

>liking things that have a plot is considered bad now

Holy fuck, even for 4chan this is a new level of stupid

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>>14672555

>not toeing the alt-right line is being a tumblrfag

You know what, if you alt-right types are so easily triggered by anybody disagreeing with you that you leave what is essentially one of the last chill boards on 4chan, then I'm totally okay with it.

>>14674121
Considering how CJK characters are relevant to a number of asian writing systems, you'd think that in the future where chinkrunes are common in signage that it's actually utilized in some sort of standardized pidgin or something.

I think IRL there was something of the sort back in the day going on between Japan and China.

>>14674164

Peter Sloterdijk pls go

"This is your Batou for the night."

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Is it weird that I think Ron Perlman could play a pretty good Batou if they wanted western actors for whatever reason?

>>14674685

Nah, he'd actually be a great choice.

>>14663502
Anyone betting she be having sex with the director and it will overshadow the movie itself?

>>14674685
He was born for this role.

>>14649985
Kitano as Aramaki is as GOAT as you can get.
Still don't understand why they used an old fart for Togusa, he's not supposed to be that old.

>>14649754
Anon it's not that complicated a work, it's sexy women in skimpy outfits in cyberpunk cities, it basically writes itself.
The designs are always the same anyway.

>>14652499
It's a board that glorifies toku, literally meant for children and calls anything with blood in it edgy and grimderp.
/m/ is /a/ kindergarten for ADHD kids, look how people still can't understand the fucking point of Unicorn or G-reco.

>>14675081
>Kitano as Aramaki is as GOAT as you can get.

Whoever came up with the idea of casting him deserves a metal

>>14649457
he had only one feature you had to get right and they got it wrong.
I'm not watching it anymore.
is like Ghostbusters all over again

>>14653750
holy shit, Togusa was suppose to be "the kid" of the team, not the fucking grandfather of it

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>>14651085

>>14676806
Asian aging is weird.

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Rinko should be The Major.

ih8u

>>14657614
but Lupe Fiasco used Lupin in his lyrics

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>>14653874
>seam lines
>on a GUN

I... I'll do my best!

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>>14677889
Rinko isn't great,
Antje Traue on the other hand fits movie major almost perfectly

>>14649457
I actually really like this Batou. He look really attractive for some reason. probably because I suck big guy cocks.

Why couldn't they have John Woo direct it? He would be perfect.

>>14650501
I hope Hacker is in this movie somewhere along with EPIC JAPANESE WAILING WOMAN

>>14680447
I'M IN YOUR AREA
I KNOW YOUR FIRST THREE NUMBERS
>I'M IN

So I guess all we need is to get Death Grips and Yoko Kanno in the same studio, as well as find a way to bring Origa back from the dead.

>>14680469
I'm in for that.

Also need some Shinichi Osawa and Nujabes.

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>>14680447

>not creepy bulgarian wedding choir

>>14676799
Why would you even in the first place?, american adaptions of anime are always bad

>>14674199
>you'd think that in the future where chinkrunes are common in signage that it's actually utilized in some sort of standardized pidgin or something.
>I think IRL there was something of the sort back in the day going on between Japan and China.

Can you be more specific with what you're alluding to?

>>14676799
>ghostbusters as an example and not dragonball
Dragonball is more relevant for this comparison.

>>14680469
>bring Origa back from the dead.
What? She's dead?

>>14650637
It had a really good intro song. That was about it, to be honest I don't anyone in the west would go see a movie that wasn't a generic action flick or if it is animated a Pixar shit

>>14683334
Weeb garbage

>>14680201
He does look attractive, but he also doesn't look like batou at all.

>>14649985
>Beat as The Old Monkey

Interesting.

>>14653750
Togusa is prehistoric, man. Like old enough to have grandchildren.

>>14675090
This.

I could understand if he was injured and had to learn to draw with his off hand or something, but that isn't the case at all.

It should have been done when Perlman was younger.
Now it's all ogre

>>14649457
>>14649461
>>14649465
>>14649985
>>14653744
>>14653748
>>14653750
Sold

>>14683272
Cancer nigga

>>14683241
Well there's https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kyowa-go but it's a spoken pidgin (ok that's kinda semantically redundant for reasons but whatever).

A pidgin is a stripped down language that arises between two parties that lack a common language to communicate between one another, typically carrying traits of the "parent" languages but technically not occurring as the native language of any group of people... up to a point. After sufficient grammatical maturation, as well as exposure to the offspring of the people who speak that pidgin, it eventually becomes a creole, a full fledged nativized language. It's at that point you would see the development of written language forms to express this fully functional language in more than just speech, because for some reason pidgins always seem to manifest in spoken language (and I'm sure it'll take several experts in various behavioral fields to explain why a written pidgin never seems to occur).

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>GitS "fans" will still go see this movie even though they know it's gonna suck, thereby enabling the franchise they claim to love to descend deeper into mediocrity by funding an even shittier sequel

Meanwhile I'll be home enjoying my Dominion OVAs.

I don't wanna sound too smug or nothin but I'm still feeling pretty smug about this.

>>14649457
The sad thing is if you said that's Cable in Deadpool 2 that would've been perfect.

>>14649457
Anyone else thinks he looks like those $300 PVC statues?

>>14684005
Then Rod Serling twist kicks in, this does well and the studios start checking out what other Shirow titles they can adapt.

The good news is they might turn to Appleseed first, but I wouldn't count on that saving your smug for TOO long.

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>>14684196
>Dominion: Tank Police starring Selena Gomez as Leona, and ScarJo with a wig (again) as both Puma twins
>with CGI tanks

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>>14649465
My fucking sides.

Alright /m/, alright, you got me.

Why are they all wearing Kanye West's fall-winter collection?

I would have used

>rinko and antje trau for the major
>ken watanabe for ishikawa
>stephen lang for batou
>john cho for togusa
>masato harada for Boma
>hiroyuki sanada for pazu
>beat is fine for aramaki, though I could also use James hong.

>>14684319
>all these ching chong wing wangs

weeb, please.

>>14649532

Rifftrax when?

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>>14653837
>live in country where it's almost impossible to get gun and license
>tfw went army and know how to use one and how to take care of it but cant get license for one
I just want Mateba 2006M...

>>14684718
Immigrate to America. You can pick fruit for $0.31 an hour for 14 hours straight.

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>>14684726
I don't like American culture

>>14684758
But anon, American culture IS guns.

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>>14684190
thought i was on /toy/ when i first saw the thumbnail.

>>14684758
Lol, ok using a screenshot from anime written by some butthurt jap. You have no other choice if you want the best gun rights

>>14683229
Japanese anime adaptations are also always bad

>>14674787
but she's married

>>14684922
>threeA
kek

>>14657136
...they made a Jingle All The Way 2?

I don't know which is worse, that they made a sequel, or that it stars Larry the cable guy.

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>>14649985
This is such a good choice and costume, WHY THE FUCK IS BOMA SO BAD

It's gotta be a fuckin mistake

I mean the whole movie's a mistake to begin with, but still, jesus wept

>>14685168
why would you even care about those

I swear as a southerner i have never met anyone who could defend themselves with a firearm without massive collateral

guns are good on:
the ranch
the range

the end

>>14651159
its a hollywood plot to kill any interest in anime adaptations

>>14687773
enjoy getting killed you dumb faggot

>>14687776
holly wood wouldnt want to kill interest in anime adaptations they need to kill interest in anime altogether because its the last source of entertainment that isnt tainted by jews

>>14649457
as long as they do his eyes, I'm sure he'll be fine. the eye's are the main reason it looks weird.