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My GunDAMN! two-cents by Super Wolfy 2016-08-19 12:51:40 Post No. 14636838
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My GunDAMN! two-cents by Super Wolfy Super Wolfy 2016-08-19 12:51:40 Post No. 14636838 [Report]

Ay /m/
I got to come clean about my feelings and intervention of some of the girls from Gundam. Now I understand that some of us has viscosity and more to less substance when it comes too certain ‘sex rabbits’ in the gundam universes but here’s what I think with certain suspects:

PART 1: ZETA FASADE

Let’s start with Haman Karn. Sex goddess especially when she be having’ all that fine straight hair in that sunbaking bikini and sporting them Kanye West Ray Bans like it’s the summer of disco burai raining from the tops of the colony but bottom line is, she went out like a pussy after the fight with Judau Ashta I mean, motherfucker could of saved me the trouble because I would of just hopped out into space and hijack her inside that Quebley and been like a 6 second horn dog in that cockpit and give her a taste before she went and took that way out and I would of hopped back in my 64 Chev Impala Time Automobile and gone ripping space and time a new asshole to bag in my next trick: Relena Peacecraft.

Second is Fraw Bow. Think she all Mary Sue with the chestnut brown hair and the short skirt parading herself like a hussy for all of White Base – Wrong! She made a pass at Amuro heaps of time and behind closed doors she be rubbing all that pillow between her legs wishing for a sip of that melon ramune that idiot carries backed up in his ball sack. Master Shake of Aqua Teen Hunger Force could have made this shit work but she went for Hayato which is by actual fact I believe was the ‘safest choice’ but what the hell did she do to his self-esteem to watch him put on weight like that wishing he got a little over $500 of New Start Allowance that he ends up buying an ounce of weed and buy half a litre of bull semen to increase his muscle mass thinking he wish he was dead living life as a rebound. GOD DAMN!

Super Wolfy 2016-08-19 12:53:19 Post No.14636839
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PART 2: OUT THE PARK LIKE MICHELLE KWAN!

Roux Louka, this is where shit gets thick – A waste of space and pretty much acting like a woman of the night wanting something that she isn’t never going to get. She probably left La Vi En Rose for one reason only: Meet Biggie Smalls. The problem arises when she finds out he has been dead right before the first year of the UC calendar but digresses to having varied degrees of sandy sex in the middle of the Sahara making love to 2 overweight outback Aussies looking for a good time while being tampered with an old man at the age of 85 with his pet Cassowary joined by Bob Hawke of the 70’s era, a thirteen-year-old Cuban street Beggar, Stephen Hawking in a morph suit, Megaman with detachable penis and a resurrected zombie Tupac Shakur and al this while everyone dousing themselves with chutney fresh from the depths of hell’s very own swimming pool (the one before that massive rock pillar – yes, you know the one) and lastly videotaped and sent to Fa and Kamille to help him with his Erectile Dysfunction and to spice up the bed life after his comet chat with me and I quote : ’Comets go SWOOOOSH!’. Bottom line is – got to chain the beast. She can’t handle that chutney, boy

Super Wolfy 2016-08-19 12:54:21 Post No.14636840
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PART 3: DA FUGG U DOIN' SON!

Fa Yuiry…Delectable piece of work. I know that you know that if there are monsters hiding underneath that bed then look no further. I am that monster. She makes me want to turn the sky black and be as hard as Luminite from DMC locked into the chamber of Wolfy’s pleasure dome (think of it like the Thunder dome – Fa enters and Fa leaves with a goodie bag of tricks and the stench of sex, Aeroplane Jelly, puree sausages and tomato and covered in dick-cheese with a smile of her face. She said it was all for fun till this happened:
Me: Fa, you need to sit down and think what you want out of life
Fa: What do you mean?
Me: all the sex and chutney I can take. I mean, really good for short term but long term wise I mean, well…
Fa: Am I not good enough to get sloppy and dirtatious is that it!?!!?
Me: no, no, no. Where is Kamille in all of this with his retarded autistic ass?
Fa: Right there. He likes to rub himself with your foodstuffs no matter how disgusting they may be.
Me: he licked the chutney jar hasn’t he?
Fa: yes
Me: whatever. Now get busty with Kamille while I break these eggs on your back and make a lemon chiffon pie. Kamille, safe words are hopsascotch
Kamille: MFFFFWUUUUWUHAH
So point I am trying to make is – Fa be too good for Kamille, at least how nurturing is concerned. She needs a man like me in her life. At least Would never lie to her and be having that pussy like I am hoeing down into an orange like BURLLLLULGHGHGAHHHHHHHRAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA! JUICES FLOWING LIKE WILDFIRE, BABY!

Super Wolfy 2016-08-19 12:55:27 Post No.14636842
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PART 4: UNTITLED SO SUE ME

Lastly, Nina Purpleton. She was the one who warned me about you and your mothers. At least she went for a man that became a revenge-filled killing machine who wasn’t a Newtype. She also told me that the girls of the Archangel have no respect for the establishment on being register prostitutes clearly having next to no respect for anyone – even themselves. She be out solely for love and I cannot deny that to a genuine successful woman and her and Kou have got it made without biting into the harsh realities of being consumed within space madness. She had her kicks and now she ready to cash in – good for her

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