>protects Young Maxel
>has sentience and a soul thanks to a team of scientists and the Seven Deities
>uses scanners to analyze wrestlers and stuff
he's basically the best mascot mecha since Victory Haro
BROTHER NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERO
>>14611575
Brother Nero I know you would be here to shitpost
>>14612101
Are you a LISCENSED official?
Look! A dilapidated shitpost!
Seriously though Matt should be running TNA not Dixie.
>>14613962
Dixie's out of the top spot.
Your new very real and not a storyline president of Impact Wrestling isBilly Corgan
>>14614591
Wait the bald fuck from Smashing Pumpkins?
>>14614644
yup
he's been in cahoots with the company for a while, paid for some production costs, and according to the onlines is now legit in charge.
This isn't even his first time in charge of a promotion, the guy really likes his wrasslin.
also while looking for more pics of Vanguard 1 (the mechanical device featured on TNA) I found somebody updated the wiki of Vanguard 1 (the real satellite)
>The Vanguard 1 satellite holds the record for being in space longer than any other man-made object. On March 17, 2008 it logged its 50th year in Earth orbit.
>Vanguard 1 also assisted Broken Matt Hardy in his battle against Brother Nero during the Final Deletion, which was documented in an episode of TNA Impact in July 2016.
I think this might be a different machine using the original Vanguard 1 gimmick.
Not sure if it's like a "son of" like Santo or LA Park or if it's just a company's reuse of the gimmick like Octagon or Diesel.
here's Vanguard 1 getting out of the car it just drove
>>14614667
Does V1 even have a license...
Can it even apply for one?
Now I want a video of them being pulled over.
>>14614667
>Cueball Corgan
>heading wrasslin
Well then, it could be interesting.
Senor Benjamin, prepare for shitposting massacre