tales of ordinary people in UC

>>14603804
>tfw I go for a drive to let off stress and end up exactly where I started

>tfw I think that a friend is in a specific place. He is in that place

>tfw I want to eat something but I can only think of a burger.

>>14605748
>tfw there isn't enough salt.

>>14605748
>tfw my colony grows carrots

>tfw you've assembled every car, tank, spscecraft and Zaku the model shop had to offer
>tfw they get RX-78 kits
>tfw you preorder that shit
>tfw you stand in a long line that stretches the circumference of the colony to buy one
>tfw they're sold out

>tfw i wanna get back where you were

>>14605807
>tfw people think the RX-78 is real.

>>14605814
>tfw there was never an RX-78. It was just a fancy space burger mascot statue

>>14605807
>tfw Zeeks threatened to gas our colony if anyone sold them

>>14605814
My dad's a GM pilot and he saw the RX-78 in Jaburo

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>tfw I enlist into the space force cause I dig the Titans
>tfw AUEG cucks and Neo-Zeeks fuck everything up by the time I make E4
Fuck this shit, and now where just giving these Zeeks Side 3? Fuck this bullshit Federation.

>>14605861
Sure anon, what are you going to tell me next that the pilots magic?

>>14605868
What have they got you piloting now anon?

>>14605908
He's probably piloting a Byarlant in some shitty backwater base.

>>14605868
>tfw joined the Titans because I wanted a cushy job cleaning up what I assumed would be a bunch of poorly trained rebels with fuck all armour
>tfw they push my shit in with super advanced transforming gundams

Where the fuck is our funding?

>>14605877
Dad said under the table that the pilot is like a 15 year old kid, and they don't want the press to know.

>actually got in a fight with the Gundam back in 0079
>barely escaped by jumping out and running
>tuned my incredibly static filled radio (fucking minovsky particles) to the pilots channel
>pilot bitching about """"""""understanding"""""""" after slaughtering my squad
>fucking newtypes

>tfw you watch MTV every day on colony television
>tfw your favorite earth band comes on
>tfw you long to see them live
>tfw you live on an isolated tubular city floating in space
>tfw Zeek occupation, censorship, and control of who enters and leaves Side 2
>tfw you will never see them nor any live artist
>tfw depression.jpg
>tfw you're standing on the roof, on the top floor, about to leap off and free your soul to the reaches of the universe
>tfw osananajimi-chan from next door runs below
>tfw she talks you down, with pathetic angsty suicide note held in her fingers, fluttering in the artificial wind
>tfw she confesses touching herself whilst thinking of you
>tfw ditto.bmp
>tfw things get steamy
>tfw you take her to your room to show her your "Big Zam" that you've been working on
>tfw she tears off your clothes like an earth lioness you've never laid eyes on
>tfw sexytimes
>tfw you have never felt this happy before in your shitty life
>tfw you're oblivious to the odd shift in gravity
>tfw Side 2 is slipping into earth's gravity well
>tfw you don't know
>tfw you don't care

>>14606334
Fucking blog posters, your worse then a g3 attack

>be me
>trying to do my job as space cop
>some kid beats up one of my colleagues for no reason, I mean the poor guy made an honest mistake and the kid COMPLETELY chimps out
>kid gets arrested, I get sent to interrogate him
>kid is a spoiled brat with family issues, figure I can straighten him out like my own dad did for me
>terrorists attack
>kid chimps out even further, we're talking full tard rage, escapes, hijacks a classified, experimental mobile suit JUST so he could take pot shots at me
>kid joins the fucking terrorist group just because he was arrested for assaulting a police officer
>I get the blame when that same kid kills all my colleague's girlfriends, the boss of a productive Jupiter fuel operation, and then becomes even more retarded afterwards
>tfw I should have just become a rentacop for McDaniel's on Earth instead of going to Green Noa

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>be Zeon sniper
>be bored waiting for enemy to appear
>you remember your favorite idol group just released their first porno
>you start jacking off to you're waifu
>you are about to cum
>the full armor gundam explodes your mobile suit as you explode your dick at the same time

>war hero directly involved in the battle if a baoa qu
>faithful to the federation and my men
>called into some Titan douchebag's office
>get the shit kicked out of me for no reason at all
>terrorist group attacks the base
>decide fuck it and join them
>now captain a crew with some fag I can swear is familiar, some autistic kids, and some other former federation/titans soldiers
>so pissed off that my life is so shit that I just want to beat the shit out of all of them

>UC 0079
>still no Dragonar subs

>be feddie soldier
>it's war crime time
>get assigned to a bawa q before I cum into Gihren's secretary's vagina.

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I hate my life as a GM II pilot

>>14608009
lol wtf happened here? I don't remember this

>>14608349
looks like Zeta when they're at Cape Canaveral Spaceport

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>Be me
>High Ranking Federation General
>War is over
>The dust cloud that was once General Revil isn't even dissapated before everyone scrambles for Zeon technology
>Some pissant electronics company buys up all the former Zeon weapon manufacturers and the Federation hands them a fat contract for it
>1/4th of the engineers that worked for them fled to Axis, 1/4th are currently insurgents on Earth, 1/4th are being tried for war crimes, and the other 1/4th are apparently too useful to put in front of a firing squad
>I try to tell superiors that this is a shit idea, but everyone's dick is hard over the idea of having their own Gelgoogs and Zakrellos or some shit

>7 years later
>AEUG insurgents have better mobile suits than us
>Zeon insurgents have better mobile suits than us
>Axis Zeon has better mobile suits than us
>"WHERE DID THEY GET THIS ADVANCED TECHNOLOGY?"

This shit is unbearable I can't keep working for these morons

>>14605781
>tfw your colony only grows carrots

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>Hanging out with my monkey wife
>These giant machines come out of the sky blowing up my home
>Wife crushed by a tree, alas I am not strong enough to help her
>I explode

Fucking AEUG

I don't wanna live in space anymore. I always fear that the colony's gonna blow up one day and I'll be sucked into space. Scary shit man.

>>14608748
>Wife.
I think it's his mother.

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>be six year old Christmas shopping with my mom at Side 6
>There's a commotion.
>see a Kampfer styling on some dumb looking GMs
>I can feel it
>my soul is being freed from the chains of gravity
>and then the flaming wreckage crushes us both.
>but it's okay. I can see the tears of time now.
Sieg Zeon.

>>14608780
HIS MOTHER COULD HAVE BEEN LIKE A WIFE TO HIM!

The dickfuck in charge of climate control here on Gryps just announced that we won't be getting any snow this December.

>operation British was just Zeon being tired of Australian shitposting on side7chan.

>>14606152
Actually Amuro never once goes on about Understanding. Amuro just straight up killed Zeeks. He didn't care about UNDERSTANDING. That didn't come about til later, and it was never with Amuro.
Woulda worked better if it was Gundam SEED or something.

>>14606152
Amuro isn't a faggot like later Gundam pilots, when in battle he actually killed his enemies via destroying the shit out of their MS, all the way up to the end.

He is also underhanded as fuck and will use all sorts of tricks against you by using and discarding every single weapon or piece of gear at his disposal, and if it gets up close with nothing near to hand will physically beat your mobile suit to death.

>>14608805
This is one of my favourite things about Amuro, he doesn't really give a shit what he has to use or what he has to do he will fuck up any enemy Suit he can like in the scene where he goes Doom guy mode and rips a Gouf in half.

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>>14608827
One of my favorite scenes would have to be the one where Amuro just punches the shit out of Cozun's Zaku in the Guncannon.

>>14608845
>The cure for Gouf
>is Gundam!

>>14605948
All your foundings went to psycho Gundam but not to train it pilot

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>Emergrncy Response Team in Side 6
>somehow an asscrack ton of Zeke mobile suits and personnel all start appearring
>the experimental MS we were't supposed to be having is getting its shit slapped by a lowly Zaku II
>I swear the pilot is a woman by how shit they're doing
>finally uses the Gundam how it's meant to be used and trashes the Zeke
>make our move to assess casualties
>find a little boy who was probably standing in the middle like a retard on a dare
>little shit is clearly traumatized because he's just sitting there like a vegetable
>announce him Burger on Arrival
>go back home to try and make up for my shit week by having holiday sex with my wife
>walk in on her getting railed by two Zeke refugees