Unit 01 was horny. it was her sons lifespan that was 14 yuears from about now onw wards that shwas form the last time he had sex because hse hadn
t' been human sionce then but was inside hte eva. "I have to undo thjese restrans and find the power excep t how so that I may un;eash muy primal urges without comprosmising the mnission!" thoguht yui soul brain inside of unit -01 brain. "THE PAST HAS NOT YET DETERMINED MY SEXUAL FUTURE!" it thoguht trigumpahantly as it waited for the next angel.
CHAPTER 2: PROLOGUE TO KENANKELION
Kenan and kels friend was depressed becuase he get chosen to pilot unit 04. "Its not so bad maxwell, you will get mad women and rewards at the club!" he said and they were at sams club. "No kenan, I'm going to die out there! This silver apolcalypse will be my humanoid tomb for all to never know it was me!" said kenan and kel friend maxwell! But hten kenan got idea! "What if we switched places! It wil lsay KENAN AND KEL instead of your name!" and maxwell say "really!? My single mother can't care for me and my twin brother alone, but I have not seen him since then!" said maxwell "Dont worry my companion, we will cover your eva-related duties!" and kel said "AOOOOHH HEWR IST GOES~!"
OMG OMG OMG NEW SPACEBOOTS!!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!
I have a theory that SPACEBOOTS is actually a room of monkeys with typewriters.
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Monkeys WISH they wrote as compellingly as Johnny Spaceboots.
Spaceboots, how did you get the script for Rebuild 4.0?
>LCL is actually orange soda