ITT: Describe a mecha anime poorly

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An autistic child and an Aryan ex-space nazi with an Oedipus complex murder an army of "Make Earth great again" supporters.

>>14552227
But that was extremely accurate.

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Moon wants earth
earth doesn't want moon
crossdresser fights samurai to the death in butterfly robits

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Teenagers must share their sex toys to save the world from alien florists

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A man remembers things wrong.
No one bothers correcting him.

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Organic farmers wage war against GMO farmers and almost caused mankind's destruction

>>14552519

Don't forget "Hatsune Miku before Hatsune Miku becomes a thing"

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Id eon

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>>14552227

The Berenstain Bears Join The Neighbourhood Watch

Alternatively, Feminism Gone Wrong: The Movie

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Darth Vader decided that the Romans had the best sense of style, but ultimately decided to re-enact a Little Shop of Horrors. Luke thought he was nuts.

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Kids go on a road trip.
Shenanigans ensue.

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Local Batman struggles with his gastrointestinal troubles.

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A bunch of prankster kids bully the local royalty with a train.

>No Dragonar, people go to the Netherlands.

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Ambiguously gay immortal scientist gets a bunch of kids to deal with his family problems

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>>14552227

Pest exterminator gets trapped in an area with shitty cell phone service, suffers crises of faith.

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>>14552833
Autist goes on a school shooting spree, discovers meaning of friendship only for his friend to die in a completely different school shooting spree.

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>>14552227
International terrorists kill thousands of people in giant robots powered by pixie dust from jupiter because a scientist predicted aliens were coming.

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Local interdimensional alien prank calls humanity repeatedly, humanity doesn't like it.

>>14552551

The hell's even going on in that scene?

>>14554479

This actually sounds better than any other description I've heard about that show. Interest has been piqued.

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Did you like Madoka Magica, but wished it had less girls? This is the show for you.

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>>14554519
Local man fights monsters using everyday consumer electronics, discovers the greatest monster is humanity itself.

>>14554519
>Did you like Madoka Magica
Madoka is garbage but Ryuki is actually good.

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Special snowflake wants revenge against his parents for telling him he wasn't one after all. Two punks with some of his parents toys try to stop him.

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>>14552227
A guy sees a girl's boobs on accident, then tries to get to know her better.

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>>14555365

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A scientist's daughter dies in an accident. Everyone loses their mind and Mad Max happens.

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>>14552227
Tomboy police girl is sexually attracted to robots.

>>14553010

...It's funny because that's actually a good plot description for Super Robot Wars Original Generation 1. Sans pixie dust.

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Man loses his wife and goes mad from grief.

>>14552746
>not KUDELIA SUGOI

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>>14555457

>photoshooped shige

>>14555503
More like "Crazy lady manipulates everyone including her husband and son to become a giant robot god"

>>14552227
Nothing for the Feddie scum, doe.

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Aspiring chef wants to star in a 70's anime, realizes he's in a 90's anime instead

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>>14555515

Way too direct and obvious. That's be against the spirit of the thread.

Also: Security company considers expanding its services to pest control.

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Shinsengumi with Robots, AI Waifu, and Katoki Overload

>>14555537

Don't forget otakus taking their obsession too far

>>14555508

We're trying to describe a show badly, not blatantly stating what happened

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>>14552227
Solder survives several hundred battles in many metal rollerblading death traps because God won't let him die

>>14555538
Corporation comes to regret its advertising strategy.

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Fanfiction is actually petty fun, though.

>>14555548
>not Shinsengumi on an asteroid vs giant robot waifu by Katoki
that's just a bad way to word it

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Young girl hides among troupe of homosexuals.

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Racist Samoan learns to let go of his prejudices, kills aspiring water polo player during a crisis of faith.

>>14555603

> Princess hires a group of young people to tend to her cats.

>>14552332

> An aging woman decides to spend her lasts days in a country that she loves and remembers fondly. This results in a war.

>>14555603
>Princess hires some gentlemen, ladies who dress like gentlemen and what definitely isn`t a sleeper agent, because it's morphing time.

>>14554551

> A group of emotionally volatile youths decide not to sit down and talk to each other about their personal issues and legitimate grievances. People die.

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A group of men go around hunting Apostles.

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Two kids and an old man discover the strength of power tools

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As one boy discovers a mysterious mech, things start spiraling out of control.

>>14555835
A boy discovers a mysterious spiral. Things start getting mecha as fuck.

>>14555828
>>14555835

> A brash thug attaches to a young, timid boy, acting as his older brother and inspiring him so that he can feel better about himself. He grows to genuinely care about his charge, and with his last few dying breaths, inspires his friend one last time to do something amazing.
> Also power tools and furries are involved.

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Man with with a plastic sword and severe eating disorder go on an adventure with his loli to stop Mr. Rogers from giving everyone long naps

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Children use the power of love to stop an orphanage from destroying human civilization as we know it.

>>14555603
>So a Hawaiian, a Cuban, a crossdresser, and two japs walk into a giant cat...

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Old guy gets a new bed, but it has some problems.

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A young woman a bishi and the last starfighter team up to kick the shit out of their mentor and take down an alien invasion

>>14556897
With a Gundam, a fridge, and a useless piece of shit.

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>>14556682

Somehow, I knew as soon as I read the line.

> Man tries to move a mountain. He fails.

>>14557164
>Man sings at mountain. Nobody cares.

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it is accurate though

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>>14552746
That could also be used to describe this.

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Both main dudes get cucked by an Edgar Rice Burroughs novel. Also the shittier planet has better tech.

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What would happen if Top Gun got drunk and had sex with America's Next Top Idol.

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a young boy forgets to vent paint fumes, and his mother hires a big brother to humor his son's insanity.

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Girl is promised to be an idol, but ends up as a rock smasher.

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Do what you want, 'cause a pirate be free,
YOU ARE A PIRATE!

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This OP already does the job. Many mecha OPs do.
https://youtu.be/OTYPjcrB9l8

>>14558048
>standing up and facing impossible odds is not what victory is about
Did we watch different shows?

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>>14552227
Odelo dies in the last episode

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unable to find the kung fu club, boy decided to ruin a hobby for everyone else.

>>14552227
Everyone dies.
And it would have worked, too, if it weren't for those pesky kids and that dog.

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A band of latex fetishists try to stop Santa from spreading Christmas cheer with his army of cloned elves.

>>14558380
or
>Old man wants to save the environment, kills all of his friends

>>14558150
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Space fairies assist cyborg and robobros to try to stop rampaging stress relief invention. Much yelling ensues.

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Boy with robot tries to stop evil organization from saving the world, while late scientist leans the value of leaving clear instructions.

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A young man goes on a journey to learn how to defuse a bomb. He fails.

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Some space dude bump into a guy when chasing a criminal. As an apology. He went inside the guy he bumped and give him enlargement capsule

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Bipolar man kills everyone by clapping his hands.

>>14558593
Always leave a note: the show

He was a man once. Now he is robot and he is mad.

>>14558150
>A nerd has to put up with a one-note martial artist and a fitness nut, while a middle-aged man stalks them.

>>14552551

> A cultural misunderstanding results in the destruction of at least three planets. Also Saturn now has a hole in its rings.

>>14558603
more like touching his balls

>>14558150
kek

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>>14558150
nice

>>14558150
Surprisingly accurate description.
To the point it hurts.

Earth pisses off a group of old engineers
engineers say fuck it lets destroy earth with shotas in robots
everybody goes insane

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>>14559517
forgot pic

>>14559517
Her sight.
His delight.
A marriage proposal is made.

>>14555816

Man wears two armors at once! TWO. ARMORS.

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Autistic guy who just wanted to follow his dreams and become a dancer gets abused by his older brothers and forced to use his retard strength to fight for profit.

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>>14559546
Man travels the world with dancing troupe to showcase the dance of his people, rival dancing troupe interferes repeatedly so they can show off the dance of their people first.

Poor grain harvest results in recordbreaking unrest as Japanese struggle to answer the question: "Bitch, where's my rice?"

Local man sets fire to everything because he wants to meet god, inherents giant robot for his troubles instead. His descendant starts a giant robot industry because he wants to meet god, turns into pixie dust for his troubles instead.

Local somewhat dysfunctional but well meaning family of industrial magnates adopts son from local Noh artist after freak dance-off accident takes the life of their youngest son. It goes about as well as you expect it to go.

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A boy discovers himself, and then discovers god. They weren't mutually exclusive.

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Aspiring painter forced to branch out into singing, causing the apocalypse.

>>14557164
>He fails.
He moved the fucking galaxy, yo.

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5 teenagers with attitudes attend a teenagers with attitude convention.

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>>14560488
Still technically a failure...

Also, 12,000 year old pubes infect and kill the galaxy.

>>14560835
No, if the mountain was in the galaxy, it was moved by association.

>>14559963
Boy goes to alternate universe
Giant girl robot fights ensue
Pilots a girl robot

>>14560846
Was it though?

This is like reading CNN headlines

>>14560846
>>14562479
Everything is always moving (depends on yourr frame of reference), and so, relative to its prior position on the planet, the mountain didin't move.

>>14552746

That was so poorly described, you described Bokurano correctly instead

>>14555556
Or
MC destroys everything in his path again and again and again

Or
Woman gets gang raped and her friends laugh

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>Prince gets Princess abducted
>is forced to fight dragons herself
No, wait, that's accurate....

>Lesbian prison island is all fun and games until one man decides to crash the party

>>14563040
Terrible

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>>14563046
>Terrible

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There are no words.

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Martians crash down to Earth in metal cylinders and decimate our military with their fighting machines before being ultimately defeated in an anticlimactic fashion by a fucking germ.

>>14552556
I would prefer
>An illegal resident of Poland fights against an oppressive matriarchal regime

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A man with a troubled romance decides to reset it and try it all over again.

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A group of youngsters are tossed into a single mecha monster-fighting team. DRAMA ensues as they begin to bicker with each other instead and question the NATURE of TEAMWORK.

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An employee of an international corporation goes on an unexpected business trip.

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>>14563120

I see what you did there.

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A boy fights to protect sea life and falls in love with a flying fish on the way.

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Local man finds doomsday weapon. He is highly irresponsible.

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>>14555538

World governments extend their authority and monetary funds to pest control.

>>14563590
Man gets over the death of his brother by enjoying a fling with his new co-worker

>>14555556
http://www.theonion.com/article/video-game-character-wondering-why-heartless-god-a-274

>>14563590
Fourth quarter and seconds to go, rising football superstar scores game winning touchdown against all odds.

>>14557592
Edgar Rice Burroughs never wrote anything that dull.

>>14563576
But, anon, that's not a poor description at all.

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Special needs child conceives mecha anime

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A group of well dressed men consider the nature of politics, what is best for the state, and meritocracy.

>>14564016
Jackie Chan just wants to take it easy; unfortunately for him, he just caught the ire of a roaming gang of WASPs.

>>14558743
A mery robot action anime about protecting the peace of the world and your neighborhood.

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The Wu Tang Clan space chapter attempts to find parking for their ride. The police keep trying to pull them over for alleged theft of said ride.

>>14557693
Stop this lore train. I want off.

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Every Tomino gundam.

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A washed up pedophile goes through his mid-life crisis.

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Red, Yellow, and Green Lives Matter.
Because your lives matter.

>>14552307
He said poorly

A group of clones pilot mechs to fight aliens. Leave the ones who are willing to talk.

>>14557629
I lol'd

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>>14558380
The stereotypical nations of space decide who has the right to rule with a racist robot battle.

>>14563197
>Illegal immigrant kills feminists

Man Tries To Return Something For A Friend... What Happens Next Will Shock You!

>>14553010
Also Dancouga Nova

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Two friends attempt to resolve a dispute. They are successful, but most of the people involved are unhappy with the result.

>>14567961
Holy shit sold

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POTUS fakes his death to fulfill his lifelong dream of running clandestine pest control service.

>>14568246
Pedophile loses control of his life, resorts to harassing man of legal age.

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Hitler youth becomes a terrorist and destroys multiple farms in the american midwest, Local protag cant do shit to stop him

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Travelling hamburger enthusiast attempts to avert cancelled apocalypse

>>14563206
Wait, wasn't Hina the one who tried to save him?

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Syrian warchild wants to become a robot, becomes a terrorist to achieve that dream

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Pretentious teen with a superiority complex and daddy issues is blessed by green haired pizza lover dressed in straight jacket with the power of heterochromia and interpretive dance. Takes over Japan with BLM. Vietnam-veteran friend with more daddy issues fights for "the Japanese" in a team deathmatch. MC forces war vet into assisting his suicide on live TV. Rampant homoerotic themes.

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Inuyasha competes in a local sporting event, entering a mechanical Eevee and fighting off Team Rocket along the way.

>>14572833
Team deathmatch?

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>>14572848
License rescue never.

>>14572881
At least the models kits seem to be staying afloat. Just finished my HMM Zero Schneider and I'm considering picking up a Geno Breaker at the end of the semester.

>>14572833
Britannians hate it! Local teen makes everyone do as he says using this one weird trick.

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A middle school boy joins a group of lovable rogues to get a mysterious waifu. During this, angsts, stops angsting, reforms a group of manchild misfits and is attacked by a deluge of high school-level philosophy about religion and general navel-gazing that he barely escapes from.

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It's magic, I ain't gotta explain shit.

>>14573599
Child Abuse ensues

>>14572857
Team deathmatch!

>>14576145
TWO FRAGS IN TWO SECONDS.

>>14563224
Poorly anon, not accurately.