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KAKNUA CLANCYL : AMERICAN PATLABOR
Kaknua clancy wio was head of the labor police of new york city was siting in her office wiaitng for hte crime call s to be had. He pciked up her phone and dailed the NYPD CRIME LAB and she said "Coroner, what are the murders today." "There have been sventeen labor murders today, we think it is a series!" and she put ion her sunglasses and said "I am there" and she drove her Americalabor Ingram USA to the coroner office. "Where are the bodies!" she said to the front deskl adn she got to where the bodies were and coroner with nice eyes said "What is the riding problem today clancy" with sexual tension. "You told e on the phone that htere wa labormurder series!" say clancy and he said "Yes." and he took out the bodies and they were all dead the same way. "IT CANT BE" saiud clancy and clancy flashback to the night a couple of days ago when mysterious homeless man with a snake and a eyepatch said "Soon your fruitions will come near! BEWARE!" and disappear onto the night. Clancy flash forward from back to present and said "I must investigate, and I know just where to start!" and she got to her labor and pressed a button and it got out a motorcycle and the labor walk back home. KQNUKA got her guns ready while she was riding the motorcycle anhd then she got her GPS Too and it said that she was at near the bpolace batr where the clues nadi nformatiosn whereh angiang.
MEANWHILE Eiichi Hoba downloaded himself into every copy of HOS and was waiting to make his move. DIGITAL CYBERWORLD LAIR OF HOBA made of computer code and 3D Graphics too where he sit in his cyberthrone. "ladybug chat nor mircualopus will be mine, but BEFOREHAND! The plans to destroy the stock market will accelerate!" and he lauighed and he pressed a button. COPUTER GRAPHICS GLOW as he was absorb into the cirucittry of the internet as he deleted all the money in the stock market!
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Foreshadowing, huh?
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THNAK YUO JAHYN SPABSOCOOTS
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>>14449226
is Johnny Spaceboots the mastermind behind Neil Breen's movies?
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My loins are on fire
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>>14449226
This is the most entertaining thing I have ever read so far on /m/
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>>14449226
MEANWHILE Kanuka got out her cop vengteand3e gear with guns and leather jacket too and got out in front of the bar and then walked in too. "Okay, FUCKHEADS I'm here for clues." announce kanuka to bar full of sentinel hooliganery. "It's her from the last time! FUCK THAT CHOP BITCH PU!" said gang leader with a mowhawk! gangs and drug dealers get out their switchblades and the bartender got out his shotgun and said "I don't want trouble here" but a child porn dealer threw his hot sake into bartender's face and bartender scream as skin melt off face. "Ollie, no!" say Kanuka and shotgun child porn dealer point blank and the shotgun blast kiled three people bheind him too and they fell in a domino of death and one dead hand hit tyhe fire alarm and they were distracted. "A distraciton!" say crips guy and lunge kanuka with switchblade but kanuka also ghad a switchblade too. SWITCHBLADE THRUST PARRY as switchblade one hand duel between kanuka and crips guy and then a biker came at kanuka with a chair but kanuka flip upside down with headbutting switchblade itno crips guy face and flipkick biker jaw face in and use chair with rolling wheels on it to push across room and so she was in a chair going across the room at violence speed duel wield derringers shooting fools. "Kisama! GET HER!" say another guy with a mowhawk and they rusherd her guns and other weapons. "Looks like my refuel tank needs a filling" and she doublefliped in back of the bar and took a long gulp of tequila but then saw dead ollie without a face and she said "This is to my fallen comrade" and then poured some out on him but then stopped and then jumped out with the full force of liquor behind drunken boxing speed of sound fists. FACES BREAK and a regioster sex offender tried to say "fuck you" But he couldn't because his face was in too many places at the same time to work and then he died. "Damn, she is drunk up! GET THE HEAVY!" and big muscle3 ,anm was unleashed from th closet.
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>>14452418
>"Okay, FUCKHEADS I'm here for clues."
that's my line you cocksucker!
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Oh shit, he's got a new audiobook out too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zgd48gP7UIs
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>>14452838
>NOW WE HAVE ALL THE COMPUTATION HORSEPOWER WE NEED TO INVENT THE INTERNET
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>>14452918
IT IS ALL FOR NOTHING IF IT IS MERELY SHIT FROM A GOOSE'S ASS
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