Every guy has a fantasy of a female robot you can just screw

A vibrator

A boy robot?

Maybe with a cuddle function, too.

>>14272852
I don't have that fantasy.

I have weirder ones.

>>14272852
Yes, I'm sure females fantasize about male bots with spinning gyro cocks

>>14272852

Vampires. Men who've lived or could live a thousand years and be far more powerful physically than normal, but need a woman so completely they'll worship her entirely despite their power and age. Women love vampires.

>>14272852
The response I've always heard when this comes up is, "a dick made out of chocolate that ejaculates money."

>>14272950
>A weapon to surpass metal gear

>>14272852
Why turn her off? I want the perfect waifu who will take care of the home and pamper me and be cute and etc

>>14272990
yeah as long as she isn't running her damn mouth about some stupid shit why would you need to turn her off?

>>14272984

Is there any straight guy who wouldn't love a vagina made of chocolate that squirted money? Gay guys and women would probably live it too frankly, since shape aside the other two things are good enough and base enough needs they probably transcend gender.

>>14273009
No. I don't like having chocolate over my cock.

>>14273063
But it can be cleaned off

>>14273071
I'll settle for the robot waifu, thank you very much.

Although I don't want her to turn off...

>>14272852
I don't want a woman with an off button. I want to make love to a perfect, immortal machine

>>14273063

That's not actually what was I was suggesting.

/m/, you guys need to realize that such a woman does not exist. Real life is not anime.

>>14272984
...oh, you mean like a black sports professional?

>>14272973
Then I guess being a vampire isn't a bad fantasy to have. I'll make it my goal to live long enough to become an artificial, ageless vampire through medical technology, and sweep a nubile nineteen-year-old off her feet when I'm five-hundred.

>>14273063
What about caramel?

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>>14273156
>Real life is not anime.

I don't understand the difference.

>>14273081
shodan doujins when?

>>14273180
But giving up your humanity is badwrong!
Vampires don't deserve to be loved, they're just monstrous monsters who lie!

Lyingly!

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>>14272852
>Is there a female equivalent to this fantasy?

It's the same
And already happened

>>14273221
I reject my humanity!

>>14273230
GET THIS MAN A GIANT ROBOT!

>>14273228
I have a feeling that the sexbots and male sexbots will just reject us for each other. And then a few generations later, the sexbots will make less realistic sexbots.

>>14272852
More like turn off and screw

>>14272852
>screw and turn off
What? That's creepy as fuck. I can just jack off if all I want is to cum. If that's all you're gonna use it for why would you waste money on a sex robot when you can just get a realdoll or a prostitute? What a waste of AI.

>>14273394
>Not wanting to turn it on and off during sex.

>>14272852
>Sexualizing robots
They're too pure for me to do that. Also, I get the feeling it'd probably hurt.

>>14272852
My dream girl can't be turned off.

She's a psychopathic killer robot who tones it down to "maimer robot" when it's me.

>>14272984
>when this comes up
Your friends are strange fampai.

>>14273398
Is this the epitome of male power fantasy?

>>14272852
Eh, not so much. If her personality and behavior are all the result of her settings and programming, why would I ever turn her off? Just set her to Cuddle Mode and fall asleep.

>>14273442

Why not. Are vampires the epitome of the female improvement fantasy? As in, 'i can change him!'

>>14272852
I thought the appeal of a robot was that it was someone you could love that would never die.

>>14273650
No, it's the idea of someone you could love and never worry about being let down

>>14273691
A game you can't lose is not a game.

>>14272950
>not a vibra-cock
>not a cock like one of those rabit vibrators for clit AND g-spot stimulation

Why would you ask this question on a board full of dudes anyway, OP?

>>14273719
/m/ supposedly has a few grills maybe.

>>14273732
Yeah, but it's still mostly dudes.

>>14273739
So every thread has to be aimed at dudes?

>>14273743
No, but they're going to make up most of the replies regardless. Which makes asking for a female opinion kinda silly.

>>14273764
That's like saying making a Xabungle thread is stupid because most people haven't seen it.

There is that one show where the guy finds android girl PC in the trash. turns out she needs constant injections of fresh semen to refresh her RAM.

>>14273798
>There is that one show where the guy finds android girl PC in the trash.
You're probably talking about Chobits.
>turns out she needs constant injections of fresh semen to refresh her RAM.
You're not talking about Chobits.

>>14273812
Yuria 100 shiki?

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I'd love a droid husbando, not just for sex though. I want him to be like a bf, except look like a robot (like, not that easily mistakable for human, pic related) and not understand a lot of human things, so I have to teach him stuff.
Not sure about other females, I'm probably just a weirdo.

>>14273699
Yes it is. You can argue that it's not a good game, but it's still a game.

>>14273633
I meant in the sense that it involves cycling the power in an erotic manner.

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>>14273650
No. The appeal is that it doesn't have personality because unsociable neckbeards can't talk to people with one. Think Rei from Evangelion. Unconditional love. The ultimate beta option.

>>14273732
Sure. Femanon doesn't exist. Only trannies and traps.

>>14274574
antagonism, egotism and bitchiness aren't synonymous with personality, and being devoid of those three traits won't make you devoid of personality.

>>14273798
What is Buttomi CPU?

>>14274580
You know what I meant.

Chi turns on, Chi turns off

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>>14273798
>>14274583
OP's pic.

By Kaoru Shintani, of Area 88 fame.

>>14273230
>>14273234
I second this motion
WHERE IS THIS MAN'S GIANT ROBOT

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>>14272973
>vampires.
It all makes sense now

>>14273156
ANIME JA NAI

>>14274583
>>14275429
http://www.veoh.com/m/watch.php?v=v776860M3R4rP59

>literally powered by semen

>>14275519
Sounds fine to me

>>14273156
>you guys need to realize that such a woman does not exist
We've realized this just fine. Why do you think we're here?

>>14272973
Man, don't go reminding me that the Nosferatou in Werner Herzog's movie was a goddamn Niceguy.

>turn it off
I don't want a robowife for the sex, idiot. I want a robowife because women are incapable of feeling love while women aren't

Robotwives are for marrying, cuddling, and holding hands with.

>>14274574
he seems nice

>>14275729
>because women are incapable of feeling love while women aren't

what

>>14275841
kamimashita

Memori Appu!

>>14272852
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzO2mi4uHAs

>>14272852

That is NOT what CPU was about. It was a rather standard perfect girlfriend fantasy. The guy doesn't really turn her off.

He's a single average guy. Suddenly gets a hot perfect girl who is super loyal and worships him. It's every guy's fantasy.

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I take the Ginias Sahalin view on this.

Love is an illusion, a weakness of the glands.

>>14279861
Triggered tumblrite detected

>>14273633
And yeah, I think you might be right.

"Everyone is stupid but me, he might be a Godless evil blood-sucking monster on the outside, but I see inside, and he's DIFFERENT."

>>14273633
Sure you can have the bad boy angle going on with vampires, but before that you gotta recognize their historical place in sexual fantasy wish fulfillment.

Bitches want that vampire d.
Or vamp cooch. Like I said, sexual fantasies. They go in all directions!

>>14272852
No because that's essentially just a guy.
Any guy.

>>14272987
Got a decent kek out of this. Good luck sir.

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>>14281940
>Bitches want that vampire d

>>14275563
Did we watch the same movie?

>>14273719
That reminds me, anyone have that link to the doujin where the guy launches his wife into the sky because he has a rocket cock?

>>14272950
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFXQYMRQbvI

>>14291737
She could've just rolled up the window.

Is the future here yet? I want a pure robot to look and act exactly like my husbando.

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>>14275429

>>14272852
Can O' Man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOkYs508xuM

>>14275519
This is too cute to be so lewd.

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>>14275833
sysadmin is pretty chill, if you want to know the truth. His room/battlestation freaks me out though.

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>>14273633
Yeah, just look how well that worked out for Jackie Kennedy.

>>14279879
Go to bed A.r., you're drunk.

>>14272852
I don't want her to turn off, I want her to be the perfect waifu.

Imagine the power of her vagina. Though I pity the men who first try them out and have their dicks crushed or other harm.

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>>14272852
I knew a girl who wanted wanted two boy robots that were about the size of a Shinki.

>>14310082
Set fail for Wan Piss (of shit).

>turn off
Fuck off you don't belong here

>>14272867
>/thread

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>>14310194
THE NAME OF THE TREASURE IN THE GRAND LINE

>>14272867
kek

>>14272984
>a dick made out of chocolate

Once you go black, etc.

>>14272984
Never understood that. I mean, who wants melted chocolate up there? Not to mention the cuts from the paper money.

>>14303500
Watta frickin cool room!

>>14310194
Man, Justin Brett hasn't been here for like a goddamn decade

Thanks for making me feel old

>>14272867
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