I HATE EVERY GUNDAM I SEE! FROM TURN A TO ZZ
Gundam is only enjoyable if you treat it as a zany action comedy
>>14260514
NO YOU'LL NEVER MAKE A NEWTYPE OUT OF MEEEEEE
>>14260556
OH MY GOD! I WAS WRONG!
>>14260621
IT WAS AD! ALL ALONG!
>>14260542
Is this why so many people are trying to say ZZ is good now?
>>14260514
Then go watch Macross or something
>>14260637
GET YOUR PAWS OFF ME YOU DAMNED, DIRTY SPACENOID!
>>14260637
YOU FINALLY MADE A NEWTYPE
>YES WE FINALLY MADE A NEWTYPE.
YES YOU FINALLY MADE A NEWTYPE OUT OF MEEEEEEE!
I LOVE YOU DR. FLANGAN!
Could I pilot a zaku?
>>14260669
It's really just newfags getting into Gundam who disliked Zeta
>>14260757
>You don't like this steaming pile of shit? N-newfag!
Cute.
>>14260779
>You don't like what I like? L-let me memetext condescendingly because my opinions have no substance & being a passive aggressive little bitch is the extent of my debate ability
>>14260514
[autism]ZZ doesn't rhyme with "see", because it's "Double Zeta".
[/autism]
>>14260862
I should've went with Victory instead of ZZ, rolls off the tongue nicer.
>>14260744
Of course you can.
>>14260862
>caring how nips pronounce it
CHAR AZNABLE, CHAR AZNABLE
OOHHHHHH CHAR AZNABLE
CHAR AZNABLE CHAR AZNABLE!
>>14260920
i jerke off to this post btw.
>>14260907
WELL I COULDN'T BEFORE
>>14260514
So you like 00 then?
HI IM JUDAU ASHTA
YOU MIGHT REMEMBER ME FROM SUCH TRAINWRECKS AS ZZ GUNDAM, CROSSBONE SIDESTORY, AND VICTORY SIDESTORY
>>14260514
>>14260739
>I LOVE YOU DR. FLANGAN!
>>14260963
You really are the king of kings, Char Aznable.
Who was the Kif of Gundam?
>>14260542
Clearly only watched Age.
>an out and out funtime thread
>on /m/
I don't know when i fell through a portal into Bizarro world, but i like it.
>>14260801
>the pot calls the kettle African-American
>>14260514
Not only is the metre fucked, but ZZ is pronounced "double zeta".
Go back to plebbit, OP. You are a fucking poser.
>>14261193
Grimes detected
>>14261193
>the joke
>your head
>>14261193
Pretty sure they pronounce it DABRU ZETA
>>14261164
You are mistaken
>>14260739
>no doctor zeon
>>14261193
DOUBLE ZEEEE
>>14260920
DOCTOR DEIKUN DOCTOR DEIKUN
OOOOOOH DR DEIKUN
>>14261710
I LOVE YOU DOCTOR DEIKUN
I could easily imagine Kamile singing this
>>14261200
There's no joke here. This whole thread is cancerous.
Even his reply implied he thought ZZ was pronounced "zee zee".
>>14262763
Stop your autism, we're allowed to say 'double zee' if it makes the lyric work, or in fact at any time, because people are allowed to say things however they want, stay mad.
>>14260695
[Gasp!] It can talk!
>>14262763
this one post works as a refute to the belief that /m/ is better than /a/.
>>14260669
Because it's used to argue that Zeta is somehow bad.
People like to see themselves as special or unique, so they'll form opinions intentionally against the grain, this board is CERTAINLY no exception.
So a small and vocal minority have projected ZZ as some sort of cult masterpiece, and call it "Gundam's redemption after that garbage show, Zeta" because the simpler, static main cast is better to them,mainly.
We had a poll and these people are only about 8% of the board population
>>14262839
I CAN SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
>>14262872
Ooh help us Char Aznable!
My fellow spacenoids. As a young boy, I dreamed of being an RB-79 Ball. But tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward, upward not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom.
>>14262871
Polls don't represent shit. I wouldn't use it as any sort of evidence.
There are contrarians on all sides of the argument, some there because they just want to fuck with the other side and of course some to false-flag their own.
>this thread
I love it, we need shit like this more often.
>>14262791
No it doesn't, you idiot.
The original Simpsons lyric metre is 7-8.
OP's idiotic version is 8-6. It's 100% flawed.
>>14260757
Zeta is garbage though so it makes sense
>>14260514
Whatever happened to GTFO guy?
>>14262905
There's also no ape called chimpan a, fucking hack Simpsons writers.
Did I use the spoiler tags correctly?
>>14263835
No.
Look just give me some inner peace, or I'll mop the floor with ya!
Car...rots?
I told you, I don't like ethnic food.
Man, you go through life, you try to be nice to people, you struggle to resist the urge to punch 'em in the face, and for what?!
"So basically, I met one nice French person."
>So, you like hanging out?
>Well, it beats doin stuff.
>Yeah, stuff sucks.
>>14264046
Alternatively
>Isn't it nice we hate the same things?
Cardeas: Take this gundam, but i warn you, it has a terrible curse.
Banagher: Ooh, that's bad.
Cardeas: But it comes with a free psycho frame!
Banagher: That's good!
Cardeas: The psycho frame is coated with asbestos.
Banagher: ...
Cardeas: That's bad
Banagher: Can i go now?
Shut up brain, I've got friends now. I don't need you anymore.
>>14264067
Shit, now i realize i made this too short.
Rewriting!
>>14264067
Cardeas: Take this gundam, but i warn you, it has a terrible curse.
Banagher: Ooh, that's bad.
Cardeas: But it comes with a free beam rifle!
Banagher: That's good!
Cardeas: The beam rifle is also cursed!
Banagher: Thats bad.
Cardeas: But you get a psychoframe!
Banagher: That's good!
Cardeas: The psycho frame is coated with asbestos.
Banagher: ...
Cardeas: That's bad
Banagher: Can i go now?
>>14264046
"I used to be with it. But then they changed what 'it' was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems wierd and scary to me.
AND IT'LL HAPPEN TO YOU!"
>Dad, what's the point of this story?
>I like stories
We started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up in tragedy.
No sex and nee-san make Bellri something something
>>14264196
Go crazy?
>>14264139
So like Romeo and Juliet?
>>14264213
DON'T MIND IF A DO
>>14264196
Turn into a faggot
>>14264216
thatsthejoke
>I don't mind being called a liar when I'm lying, or about to lie, or just finished lying, but not when I'm telling the truth!
>Oh, look, they're shooting a movie! Robert Downey Jr.'s shooting it out with the police!
>I don't see any cameras...
>I'm an original creation like Ricky Rouse or Monald Muck!
>We can't bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for m'shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Gimme five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now where were we... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. I didn't have any white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...
Life is just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead
I for one welcome our new insect overlords.
I'm thinking who to apply this one to
>Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals…except the weasel
Fuck, I miss Phil Hartman and Old Simpsons...
Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?
>Non-Threatening Boys
"Am I so out of touch? No, it's the children who are wrong!"
>>14264272
You suck, McBain.
>this entire thread
I'm fucking crying. Thanks guys, needed that laugh.
>Finally, a way to combine my love of helping people with my love of hurting people.
"You have the physique of Atlus. Make poses with me!"
>We now return to Battling Seizure Robots
Inform the men I have mated with a woman
DESTINY PLAN
>SHINN NEEDS BRACES
DESTINY PLAN
>SHINN NEEDS BRACES
>>14266561
>>14265903
>>14266829
This is fucking great
>How many atmospheres can the suit withstand?
>Well it's a Mobile Suit so I say anywhere between zero and one
>Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidently stabbed his dog. Actually, replace "accidently" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "a woman who could have been a mother to him."
>>14260542
I don't really understand people who trying to make this anime some kind of high end drama because it's not it's still a show intended for young audience no matter how adult the theme is it's pretty handled in non adult way
>>14266957
Best one in the thread
>>14260669
>Someone watched ZZ
>They like it
Not too difficult to comprehend I assume
>I'm trying my best
>Your best is an idiot!
>>14267124
>I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself.
Everybody's a jerk. You, me, that jerk over there. That's my philosophy.
>I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness.
>You didn't read the pamphlet? Newtype Character Poll is a scam. Keep it under your head, but the most popular pilot always wins.
>I'm not a good character, I just won because I'm popular?
>Bingo
>Woo-hoo, I'm popular!
>Why you little
Good news, Amuro!
“This is the worst kind of discrimination there is: the kind against me!”
>>14267173
"You can have the washer and dryer next to the lovely Smithers there, or you could have whatever is in....the mystery box!"
>>14267173
You didn't even have to tell me about your invention and already i read that in his voice.
Who controls the Earth sphere?
Who calls Zeon terrorists?
We do, we do!
Who builds fancy gundams?
Who mans them with teenagers?
We do, we do!
Who blocks spacenoid independence?
Who holds AE in a short leash?
We do, we do!
Who keeps Laplace box hidden?
Who has a boner for unicorns?
We do, WE DOOOOOOO!
Lets face it, comedy’s a dead art form. Now tragedy! That’s funny
>>14267193
He's a burger! My friend's a burger! Damn you! A burger!
>I'LL JUST TURN INTO A GUNDAM CAUSE I'M BANAGHER LINKS
>I'LL JUST MAGICALLY KNOW WHAT INDIAN GIRLS ARE THINKING CAUSE I'M BANAGHER LINKS
>I'LL JUST TAKE A COLONY LASER TO THE FACE CAUSE I'M BANAN-
>>14267506
Audrey, change the channel [SNOOOOORE].
>>14267506
Shouldn't that last be closer to
>Look at me! Hi, I'm a worthless pilot, just like Banagher Links! Give me a promotion! Oh I refuse to kill the enemy, but nobody minds. I turned into a Gundam, give me a raise! Now I'm disobeying orders in battle, but it doesn't matter, because I'm Banagher Links! I don't need to fight, 'cause someone else will do it for me. EVEN SO EVEN SO EVEN SO.
>Hey, are you okay Riddhey?
>Oh I'm better than ok. I'm Banagher Links.
>You wish.
>Oh hi Captain Mitas. I'm the worst pilot in the world, time to go to my room and fuck Audrey....what's this? A colony laser? Well I don't need to dodge that, BECAUSE I'M BANAGER LI-
>>14268183
That, was gold.
>>14268183
well done sir
Noez oen nioj
Noez oen nioj
To Anaheim!
The cause and solution to all life's problems.
>>14266996
Never heard of the term "manchild"?
> Good evening good man, could I trouble you for a Flag?
> get out of here Graham
> Graham? Who is Graham? My name is Mr. Bushido
>>14268709
What does the future hold for Anaheim Electronics?
Hehheh, let's just say we got a few ideas up our sleeves.
Like what?
uuhm, id rather not get into it right now.
Why not?
Alright, we don't have any ideas for the future, we've got nothing. Happy?
No.
>>14268733
>This man is my exact double
>THAT MS IS A GUNDAM
>>14268183
Fucking poetry.
>>14268183
If it weren't for Marida's death spiritually redeeming him, I could have totally seen this happening.
>>14266814
>>14268449
>I bring you peace
>I bring you love
>Kyoryu Change!
>Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.
>>14263167
Idunno, but I'm quickly beginning to share his sentiment.
>>14260669
>>14260680
>>14260779
>>14260943
>>14261012
>>14261193
>>14262763
>>14262905
>>14263167
>>14262991
>>14263329
>>14269117
>underage autists who do not understand real comedy
>Feels Like I’m wearing nothing at all! Nothing at all! NOTHING AT ALL!!
It's low-hanging fruit, but no one else said it.
I'll dump what Simpsons/Futurama Gundam stuff I got.
>>14269408
>>14269412
>>14269351
>>14269415
>>14269420
Not exactly in the same frame, but still relevant I think.
IT WAS THE BUTTERFLY, I TELL YOU.
THE BUTTERFLY!
>>14270392
We work hard, we play hard
>>14260669
It's always been good. It's just never been as good as Zeta.
>>14269015
>>Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.
>>14270615
>>14270521
Nigga think he slik hittin' a dab..... baka
>>14260514
>I have no money and two kids
>Why can't I have two money and no kids?
>>14270615
>Sekai, you don't play gunpla battle to be rewarded. The moral of the story is gunpla is fun.
>But we did win, and I never learnt about gunpla
>Well, maybe the moral is don't be an annoying tryhard
>Wait a minute. If Sekai wasn't such a tryhard we wouldn't have gotten anywhere
>Maybe there is no moral
>Exactly, it's just a bunch of stuff that happened
>Daddy this tastes like grandma!
>Holy Moses! It DOES taste like grandma!
>Homey, it feels like you're putting all your eggs in one basket.
>What would you have me do? One basket for each egg?
>"Nukes the Whales"? You don't really believe that, do you?
>Gotta nuke something.
>Touche.
When a woman says nothing's wrong, that means everything's wrong. And when a woman says everything's wrong, that means EVERYTHING'S wrong. And when a woman says something's not funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off!
>>14268183
>>14267506
>>14268183
Wasn't there something like this for Bellri and Mask?
>I can pilot the Gundam better than anyone because I'M BELLRI ZENAM
>>14270732
That was Homer's greatest moment of wisdom.
I love each and every one of you, Co/m/rades
>>14271181
This is great! And all I've done is enter my name. "Dar-kill"
>>14268183
Rejoice imperial citizen! For the adeptus administratum has found your joke great.
It shall be archived and distributed to the rest of the imperium.
Here is your copy.
>>14262763
It works with Double Zee autism8
>>14271181
>>14271201
>This is the worst day of my life.
>Worst day of your life SO FAR.
It won't last. Brothers and sisters are natural enemies. Like Earthnoids and Spacenoids! Or Zeon and Spacenoids! Or Newtypes and Spacenoids! Or Spacenoids and other Spacenoids! Damn Spacenoids! They ruined UC!
And what are your reasons for joining Chairman Durandal's Destiny Plan?
Shinn's Brain: Don't say revenge. Don't say revenge.
Shinn: Uh... revenge?
Shinn's Brain: That's it. I'm getting out of here.
>>14260514
Corin take your meds.
>>14272092
shouldn't that be "they ruined space"
>>14272092
You spacenoids sure have quite the temper.
>>14272244
YOU JUST MADE AN ENEMY FOR LIFE
>>14272244
How dare you speak to the Captain that way?! You've just made an enemy for life!
>>14273371
>>14269310
There's nothing funny about wrong music theory anon.
LISTEN TO MY JAZZ !!!!!!!!!
>Dad, women won’t like being shot in the face.
>Simpson, 10. Terrorists, 8.
>>14274352
>YOUR MUSIC IS BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD
Since this thread is Gundam and alive;
Where can I find FUHREE JAZZU like Gundam Thunderbolt?
>>14274510
I think you're mistaken, this is a Si/m/psons thread.
>I don't have to be careful, I have a mobile suit!
>Well, you'll probably want the accessory kit. Aile pack,
>Oh yeah.
>Launcher,
>Baby.
>Perfect,
>Mmhmm.
>IWSP,
>Ahhh.
>Ootori,
>Ooh, I like the sound of that.
>And this is for taking down 15 year old piano players.
>I don't need anything like that... yet.
>[whistles] Oop. [whistles again, turns around] Is your name "Loran"?
>Mm-hmm.
>What the... Does your Queen know you're working here?
>It was her idea.
>In that case, I'll have a whiskey sour.Ok, it wasn't Diana's idea the first time but she certainly made Loran dress up as Laura again later down the road.
Also, retroactively true given Turn A's ending
>I newtype, you new type, he-she-me newtype. Newtyping, newtypeology, the study of new types! It’s first grade Bright
>>14275532
>HE'S CHAR, HE'S CHAR, YOU'RE CHAR?! I'M CHAR! Are there any other Chars I should know about?
>Johnny Ridden: Meow.
>>14275542
>Well, the way I see it Judau, there are three possibilities: One, you stole it; two, you stole it; or three, you stole it!
>>14275532
>>14275542
>>14275560
>The robots are running the navy!
>Not the navy!
>>14275542
Over 3 times faster in paint.
>>14267164
>"Newtype". N-E-W-T-Y-P-E. That's 15 points, plus triple word score, plus 50 points for using all my letters.
>>14268960
She brings us peace and love! Let's kill her!
>Federation Carrier moving towards A Baoa Qu
>It's okay guys, you're still the best pilots in this ship! And that ship, and that ship, and that ship, and -
>White base flies past them
>don't look at that ship...
To alcohol: the cause and solution to all of life's problems!
This place must be hot! They don't need a big ad or even correct spelling!
>Hey, Miss Doesn't-find-me-attractive-sexually-anymore, I just tripled my productivity!
>Now, are there any questions? Keeping in mind—I already explained the hair.
There is one more way to kill a man, but it is as intricate and precise as a well-played game of chess.
>You can push them out of a plane, you can march them off a cliff, you can send them off to die on some God-forsaken rock, but for some reason you can't slap them
I can't pick just one picture for this one.
>>14278837
I'll "correct" you, Private
>Kamille, are you really going to ignore your mother for the rest of your life?
>Of course not, Fa.
>Just for the rest of her life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKqs1JLDbp4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3v5p5fnDWM
>>14281806
>This isn't an emergency exit! It's just painted on!
>>14281806
Holy shit homer fits Kira so well
>>14271201
The G-Reco threads were so fun.
>>14281806
>Homer Yamato
>>14282246
>VOTOMS ending
I can't tell if this file name is serious or just a joke.
>>14282246
>Homeru, yamete...
>Yamete, Homeru...
>>14282258
Have you seen the ending to VOTOMS?
>>14282681
>literally 2001: A Space Odyssey
>>14282681
It's a reference to 2001 a space odyssey though.
I meant more that I can't tell if the file name is a joke on them being similar or if the person who named it literally thinks it's a Votoms reference.
>Oh my god, I've shredded a child! Again! Venezuela, here I come!