WE ARE TRULY /m/ NAO http://youtu.be/wA2-0nTxaGg

>>14139922
But star fox has always had mechs

>>14139882
Is that the Jotaro pose

>>14139995
>Fox, we're under attack!
>yare yare daze

>>14139882
Holy shit, that was actually great.

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What kinda fascist general unveils a portrait of himself at a speech? Why was the monkey exiled to begin? he seemed nice. Starfox more like Blackwater. Why is this planet okay with having a private military contractor win their wars for them? Is it so the pupper general can get away with his war crimes FUCK HIM AND FUCK CORNERIA

DR ANDROSS LEAD US TO AN ENLIGHTEN FUTURE

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So, if four Arwings (which aren't that wide) nearly fill the entire width of the hangar of the Great Fox, and the hangar is as wide as the rest of the ship's body, and the hangar also isn't that long... does that mean the interior of the Great Fox is like 90% that FUCKING HALLWAY they're still running down on foot? How impractical is that?

It's like, a bridge, a hallway, a bathroom, and the hangar? That's it?

Was Peppy always such an uptight shit

>>14139882
I wanna bully Slippy until he cries and quits.

Pretty cool, too bad we won't get anything else.

>>14140192
I assume it'll have quarters for all of them too.

>>14139882
>dem easter eggs

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Oh boy Star Fox!

cute fox whiskers!

>>14139882
>Slippy: "It's been ten days since we left Saurian."

>>14139995
>any given character does a pose
>MUST BE JOJO
Fuck off, showfag.

>>14139922
As bad as nintendo fans on /v/ have become recently, you're even worse.

>>14140822
>As bad as people on /v/ have become recently
ftfy

How bad is /v/ right now? I know they losing their shit because of the reviews, but the game sounds like another W101 situation and that made me more hype.

Ah, no Krystal. Perfecto.

>>14140916
From what I can tell, it's reviewers giving low scores because it's an actual game and not "press x to cutscene".

Although even some of the more favorable reviews are saying that the motion controls take a bit to get used to/aren't that great. But it could be a case of W101 or Kid Icarus Uprising where it just takes some time to master them.

>>14140916
pretty much and this >>14140927
either waifufags getting mad because other people shit on her, shiutposters pretending to be them and acting mad and stupid shit like that
there's also the wiiu is dead bit, the bandwagoning hate the company has recieved recently and "muh miyamoto ruins everything"
just two more days so murrica releases the game and then shitposting will lower a bit

>>14140934
That Polygon "review" gave me cancer.

>>14140939
>Europeans really are the cause of a lot of shitposting there
I thought it was just a myth.

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>going to /v/
>ever

I've sadly learned to enjoy games more by avoiding that place all together. My exclusion from that place has been going for 3 years strong and I am better for it.

>>14140973
Yeah I've learned to ignore them as well. /v/ told me Shadow of Mordor was just an Arkham City clone. I legit enjoyed Shadow of Mordor more than Witcher III.

>>14139928
>mechs
Is this /m/ - mechs or /m/ - mecha?

Uh-oh!

>>14140989
>/v/ told me Shadow of Mordor was just an Arkham City clone.
And you thought that was a bad thing?
> I legit enjoyed Shadow of Mordor more than Witcher III.
I can't compare since I've never played SoM, but I'm feeling like I preferred Assassins of Kings to Wild Hunt. Granted I'm only a little under 10 hours in, but Witcher 2 was a little more immediately engaging.

Generally, I've found /v/ has ok taste, but not when they're outright asked, you sorta have to skim for it.

>>14140822
>Showfag
Son
You might have genuine autism, consider suicide.
You'd have to be utterly retarded to not understand how iconic Jotaro is and how he's referenced pretty much everywhere. Noticing that doesn't make you an anime-only, it means you don't have a God damn learning disability, which you seem to have.
Leaving aside the fact that it's not even the pose, given that he's not pointing with his finger and his head isn't angled correctly.
Also
>Bitching about /v/
How about you stay there, crossboarder scum

>>14141207
>bitching about crossboarders
Son
You might have genuine autism. Don't even consider suicide, just kill yourself.
You'd have to be utterly retarded to not understand how iconic /v/ is and how it's referenced pretty much everywhere on this board. Calling outcrossboarding doesn't make you smart, it means you have paranoia, which you seem to have.
Leaving aside the fact that it's not even wrong to crossboard, given that it's a feature of the site.

I'm just takin' the piss, and agree with you. I just don't like this "only muh board" mentality. As long as you don't drag the ton of shit in from another board, it's fine.

>>14140822
Fuck you.

>>14140192
In the Starfox 64 comic the Great Fox has a bar.

>>14140973
I only ever browse that place for the rare good threads, and to observe weapons-grade autism that gets thrown around from a safe distance.

>>14140927

Well, mind you, Sauria was mentioned...

>>14140999
This. Every board has the best taste and knowledge of their respective topic, but that doesn't mean you can't have fun with things they call shit. Just look at the rest of the internet and how they saw TTGL compared to /m/'s general outlook.

>>14141207
>>14141351
Fuck off. It barely looks like Jotaro's pose, otherwise every other pose in existence would be a JJBA reference. You freaks are worse than MLP fans with your obsession of bringing it up out of nowhere all the time. Your defensiveness only cements your newness to jojo as well.

>>14141207
kek nice shitposting tantrum, faggot

>>14143121
>not recognizing parody

>>14140934
I don't understand why people complain about W101, you're supposed to use the analog stick and it works great that way unless you have Parkinsons', which means you shouldn't play fast paced games anyway.

>>14143121
>Every board has the best taste and knowledge of their respective topic

It's cute that you're stupid enough to actually believe that.

>>14143385
It's not even what the person he was responding to said.

>>14140943
Don't get me fucking started on that little bitches piece of shit that he put up.

God fucking damn it he should have grown a fucking pair of balls and beat a 2-3 hour fucking game. It was is fucking job. I hope his boss went out of his way to print out the review so he can smack him over the head with it, over and over and over again.

>>14143568

I know. I don't know why you felt the need to tell me that you can't follow a conversation, but thanks I guess.

>>14140943
>>14143582
I want to see it. Show me the review.

>>14143595
Google faggot

>>14143595
Fine let me grab a link for you

http://archive.is/JVnl2

>>14143604
Hey why not give him a archived version? Let him see the shit without giving Polyshit any time of day.

>>14143620

Because you don't give help to someone who can easily solve their problems themselves.

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>>14143612
God I hate what the gaming industry has become, a bunch of fuckwit hacks that turn to gaming because they failed at trying to be real journalists.

Well, we wanted this, right? We wanted games to be taken more seriously, we wanted the possibility of huge budgets, we wanted gaming to be a mainstream industry.

We need another 1983.

>>14143641
Even actual fucking journalists have some sort of pride to not shove out this shit.

>>14140973
They always pick one bad thing about a game and shitpost it to oblivion regardless of quality, it's nearly put me of gaming. I'm pretty sure almost all of /v/ aren't even in their teens, let alone 18+.

>>14143658
If a game just came out it's 11/10 best fucking game ever, once it passes over that 2 week threshold it's a gashgrabbing broken piece of shit and you are a bad person for playing it.

>>14143696
It's only a terrible game if it gets popular

>>14143696
Actually it's only 11/10 if it is as anti-game as possible. Pretentious postmodern design is more important than a game that is fun to play.

Interactive books, that's what the medium has become. Visual novels whose method of interaction could be confused for an actual game.

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>>14143735
I don't even bother with reviews anymore because my tastes and what I value in games is so apart from the mainstream.

And I don't mean that from a pretentious standpoint. I mean it from a pic related standpoint. I found the sooner I accepted that, the more I could enjoy stuff.

The same could be said of mecha anime in general. It used to be the "it" thing in the 70s and 80s, now not so much.

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>>14143823
PCGamer magazine used to be the last bastion, and then they gave Dragon Age 2 a 94% score with a glowing, pandering review and I knew the final day had dawned.

>>14143823

So a pretentious standpoint.

So I encountered two people that have the game.

The controls literally take about 10 minutes to grasp and work fine. Reviewers are just mad because it's not Dark Souls.

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find your waifu, /m/

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>>14144858
not waifu, but p-cute

Why the fuck do you people bother with reviews for any media. Do you value the opinions of hack frauds over your own tastes and ability to look at information about shit before playing/watching, and possibly friends who you know have similar tastes?

>>14144858

I love these designs.

They're far on the furry scale, but they lack that sexual edge so much online furry art has. They look like, well, funny animal people, something that would not look out of place in, say, Busytown.

With all that said, I'll be going out ofmy way to forget all this once the usual business of online perversion kicks in. I know what's going to happen, and I don't want to see it.

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>>14145297
It's almost like anthropomorphic animals existed before a community took it upon themselves to fetishize them.

Starfox is from the nineties, no shit.

>>14145297
The short makes me want an entire run of a show like that, even if it means having to deal with the 10fps animation.

>>14145297
futher proof that swatkats needs a remake

>>14145297
>>14145328
>I-It's only bad when furries do it

I love reddit memes!

I'm really ambivalent on Zero. I'd still prefer a more polished Assault.

>>14145297
>he doesn't know kemono art

you should hang around Zyuohger threads

>>14145568
Nigger, what the fuck are you even trying to communicate, you knee-jerking autist sheep?

>>14140934

>It's getting bad reviews because it's too good, guys

>>14145903
More like because they didn't pay enough or send enough free shit.

>>14144060
>society moving on to the next generation leaving you with the shit you had when you were in your teens and 20s while some newfangled shit comes along that you don't like is pretentious
Thats like says its pretentious to say Merle Haggard wipes the fucking floor with anyone on any country station today.

>>14145903
Reviewers are notoriously awful at games, it makes them very untrustworthy.

>>14140192
>does that mean the interior of the Great Fox is like 90% that FUCKING HALLWAY they're still running down on foot?

God, I hope so.

>>14140147
>Why was the monkey exiled to begin?

IIRC, one of his experiments went awry and, long story short, he accidentally created a black hole.

>>14145923
Having seen a number of them try to play it, I have to concur. The primary complaints are "the controls suck" and "it's short".

>>14140035
>Hey Fox, Slippy's about to get his fat ass killed again.
>WAIT NOT MY FRIEND FROG

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>>14146144

This reminds me of one time where I was watching some dudes from Red Letter Media play Sonic the Hedgehog and Sonic 2 for the Genesis. They never figured out how to roll, nor how to spindash, and there were literally times where they could not figure out how to run up a hill. They would idly run face first in to hazards (One time, running backwards in to a projectile), and complain about how they could not go fast because of the hazards.

It was painful, and the fact that so many people parrot their review of the games really showed me just how warped this sort of stuff can get.

>>14146327
Sonic games are shit though regardless.

>>14145923
Reminds me of the time IGN reviewed God Hand. The reviewer couldn't make it past the first stage, yet thought that all the enemies in the game were the same.

>>14146333
Before this discussion goes anywhere else, I just want to say: nice three trips.

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>>14146333

So I have the game. It really is just another W101 situation where professional reviewers were being retarded. It literally took me ten minutes to understand the controls.

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>>14147330
the tutorial stage could force you to try all the control setups.
Until i switched cockpit vie into the TV i couldn´t aim at all without lock on .

Also i fly better switching off the gyroscope controls , to hold RZ only , but your experience may vary.

I´m upt to stege 8 or so , not bad at all , the game truly delivers , also nintendo finally realized that no-one likes the frog , so this time its peppy who gets downed to the desert planet...
also , nice touch with the retro arwing , its got no lock-on feature

Holy fuck after having a marathon with a friend I can fucking say, shit was good once I got good. Holy fuck man.

Also props on Nintendo having the amiibo shit unlock from getting all the medals if you don't have the amiibos.

Good shit Nintendo, good shit.

>>14147635
You got me.

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>>14147740
>Also props on Nintendo having the amiibo shit unlock from getting all the medals if you don't have the amiibos.
>didn't know this and bought a Falco amiibo because I wanted a harder difficulty like with Ganondorf and TP HD

Fucking hell. Should have done my research.

i´m up to starwolf , this time the battle is even better .
i dig to be able to use the cockpit in all range mode

>>14139882
>search about this on google
>found that this is a "reimagining" of starfox series

So this is basically Starfox:The Origin?

>>14145917
sounds right to me

>>14149795
more like starfox 64.8

64 main plot , with a dash of 2 and 3ds gameplay
( chicken walkeer and gyro controls)
surprisingly it works , i think that is thanks to the fellas of platinum games desu

Loving it so far, feels like a proper Star Fox game for a chnage. Only thing I wish is that I had a download copy so I dont need to switch it out with Xenoblade so much.

>>14153186
>64 main plot
Which itself is a remake of SNES Star Fox

Well at least now I can mock something else besides Ace Combat for pulling the whole "let's just rehash what works whenever we need to make money" routine.

>>14154817
In fairness, the Star Fox games that tried to advance 64's timeline generally haven't been received too well (especially Adventures, which probably shouldn't have been a Star Fox game in the first place). Can you really blame Nintendo for playing it safe with that track record?

>nintendo now openly shills on /m/

Disgusting

>>14154817
Star Fox, like most rail shooter franchises, more or less has one story, which is "the [villains] are invading, go help".

Zero at least managed to make almost all of what's along the way different from 64, which is the important part.

>>14154926
well , assault had potential , at least the first level , was awesome , epic , gave a sense of scale , like being in some space opera battle out of LOGH ,,,then it went downhill

We need a new enemy for starfox, and some updated ENEMY desings , i can deal with the arwings looking kinda the same with added functions , BUT it should be illegal to use those crappy enemy desing nowadays , until 64 you could say the hardware couldn´t do it , now its just being lazy.

Don´t get me worng , the gameplay its fine even if it forces motion controls down your throat .
But its time for starfox to face a new threat that isn´t the same telepathic megalomaniac monkey... pleaseeeee....

and maybe don´t wait a whole generation in between to make a new game for fucks sake i just bought a wii for smash bros, zelda and the hope for a new starfox....

>>14145297
Corneria's a dog planet.

>>14149795
Pretty much:

It took both the backstory of fox's heritage from 64, and Andross's fuckery with black holes from the original (in the form of wormholes/portals).

>>14140771
.....Don't you fucking dare Platinum.

So if 64 is 0079 and Assault is Zeta, what does that make Zero?

>>14154817
You haven't experienced recursion until you've played Spidweb RPGs.
>tfw I'll probably play both the third and fourth remakes of Exile 2 when they inevitably land

>>14156454
I'd take a shot in the dark and say The Origin.

And holy shit, I'm actually having fun. Is most of the gaming community retarded or something? I mean, /v/'s reaction is expected. It's full of shitposters shitposting shitposters.

>>14144858
I pick Quattro dog

>>14156993
mediocre reviewers that only worry to crunch out daily videos to gram that sweet sweet youtube money , and can only excel at your run of the mill shooter, racing or fighting game ( sometimes rpg´s) but are baffled when a game has an actual learning curve that enforces you to git gud in order to progress.

too many participation trophies man , its ruining humanity!

>>14154851
More like Miyamoto not being able to move past retreading

>>14154926
I disagree, sci fi in general needs a forward story. Yeah you can have that base story, but at least change villains.

Fuck, Kirby managed to have many adversaries and still manage to get the recurring characters done properly.

>>14156181
Assault just needed polish. It was originally an arcade game that got launched as a console game after being botched and rushed.

It is why to this date it has the best multiplayer game in the series.

>>14159965
indeed , nothing beats jousting with rocketlaunchers while surfing atop your arwing or wolfen vs your pals

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I like the fan animation better than Nintendo's.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uieM18rZdHY

>>14161122
thats actually good , very venture bros vibe

>>14159965
>More like Miyamoto not being able to move past retreading
Yet that can only last so long, if F-Zero is any indication.
>Fuck, Kirby managed to have many adversaries and still manage to get the recurring characters done properly.
It does help that they keep changing directors time and time again (although Kirby isn't hard to do right overall). Hell, Kirby finally recently became more sci-fi than ever before with Planet Robobot! On that note, the current mainstay director is Shinya Kumazaki, so given the engine being used I wonder if he's back for the new game as well.

>>14161122
I was genuinely surprized that the guy managed to get an actual episode done after all these years. Props for him and his team.

>>14156181
I can imagine that this game might actually get a sequel with more expanded stuff. At least it's better than how Adventures shoehorned Andross into the game.

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>>14161746
adventures was the very definition of shoehorned.
rare made , shoehorned zelda , shoehorned on the gamecube, with shoehorned nintendo ip , with absolutely different gamestyle shoehorned as an afterthought...

still it was fun to play , from a NO-ZELDA-GAME-YET point of view, but not for a starfox entry

>>14162145
I'm not sure if there was some mental displacement for Adventures the last time I played it or what, but I think I treated it as a Zelda game with Starfox characters, and somehow managed to enjoy it to an extent.

>>14162185
it is enjoyable...until it collapses into a crappy arwing boss fight...everything else is a nice zelda-ish game , with extra furry and lizards.

but it developed like a trainwreck in slow-mo

Here's a thought:

Is Krystal a Newtype?

>>14143911
EGM was the king, but then it died.

**The online version still exists. It's pretty good**

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>>14139882

>that music

>>14162787
Holy shit

This explains so much

>>14162185
The problem with it being a Not Zelda game is that is still uses Rare's collectathon formula, which doesn't mesh well with the slower paced Zelda formula, and gave us something slower than both.
I'M HUNGRY!

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>>14161122

>"Oh this is ok. Goofy and kinda weird but old Adult Swim vibes..."
>"Can I see your legs, Fox?"
>mfw

>>14161240
More of a Star trek vibe than anything else.

>2 hour game
>good

>>14167210
>Rail shooter game is over 2 hours
>good
Anon ......

>>14163239
i lost my shit at that moment.
pure awesome

>>14167814
Nah, man, there's a story behind that.
Old-ass Nintendo Power character art showed the whole Fox squadron with metal legs. Since they don't wear pressure suits (real pilots need this to prevent blood pooling in their legs during high-G maneuvers and knocking them out) fans in the 90's theorized that the pilots had their legs amputated to be able to withstand high-G maneuvers. It was a reference to that.