You kid, when older turns out to be like Mika. Wat do?

It'd be unfortunate that he can't write, but I'd rather that than have him be an ESL OP

Well I'm assuming that we're in some kind of post apocalypse if my kid ends up being an illiterate child soldier given my nationality. Given the difficulty of judging morality in such a situation I'd just be proud that my offspring is thriving so effectively in their environment.

Get the fucker committed. If we are in a war torn world then regret hes a child soldier while he saves lives.

>>14000456
What's wrong with being an ESL? He could be a mathematical genius for all you know. Being able to speak English isn't a sign of intelligence at all. Hell. I'd even go as far as to say learning the language lowers your IQ by 10 points on average.

Literally impossible if I am alive and present. However if he ended up that way in modern society I'd probably have spend as much of my time as possible with him and try to fix his literal autism. If he's beyond saving then I'll have him committed and visit him often.

>>14000527
Gaining the ability to access the largest portion of the world's knowledge and most-used international/de facto universal language lowers your IQ? You sound a little too defensive here.

>>14000527
>What's wrong with being an ESL?
Nothing. There is a lot wrong with being bad at English and spamming grammatically inaccurate OP posts riddled with spelling errors.

Why are you bringing up intellect and IQs? I didn't even mention them. It's just lamentable that people come to an English-language site, yet don't adhere to the conventions of that language. It's not like /b/ or /s4/s that specifically go out of their ways to distort those conventions.
Hell, I'm giving OP the benefit of the doubt that he's ESL instead of yet another dumb American.

>>14000527
>>14000544
Your language has little to do with IQ, and your IQ doesn't really change much. It's not a measure of knowledge.

>>14000431
Mika did literally nothing wrong

>>14000527
>getting this triggered
Hi Tumblr

>>14000431
Nothing because I would be dead
Mika is an orphan, retard.

>>14000456
Why did you bring up ESL to begin with? OP could easily be an uneducated retarded American or Brit or whatever.

>>14000832
/m/ has a lot of ESL posters. It's totally cool too, when they use the language properly. I think we had a thread last week with an Italian trying to figure out Gear Fighter Dendoh.

>>14000612
>complaining about ESL posters on a Siamese Carpetweaving board

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