Are you threatening me Master Jedi?

>>13998394
You are a menace to the republic,
The senate will decide your fate.

>>13998444
It's triples...then?

I just wanted to know if you could tell me the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise.

DUDE TREASON LMAO XD

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AUUUUUUUGHHHHH

>>13998504
try spinning, it's a good trick

change of pace, Star Wars episodes 1-3 is now a stage play with classic 1920s gangster setting, would you pay to watch it?

>>13998513
Are youse Jedi mugs threatnin' me?

>>13998506
why did he do this

>>13998506
CHODENJI SPIIIINNNNN

THE JEDI ARE TAKING OVER!

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>>13998506

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>>13998546
Star Wars is /m/ though.

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>>13998394

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>>13999144
For srs.
> spaceships
> starfighters
> giant walking mecha
> compact walking mecha
> cyborgs
> droids
> power armor

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>>13998504

>>13998506
PSYCHO CRUSHER

>>13998513
I would happily watch episode 1-3 with only a dialogue rewrite. A lot of the ideas were fine, even good, but the script writing left a lot to be desired. A 1920s setting stage play might actually work better if they let them rework the script. I'd watch it.

>>13999246
The one guy who thinks he's a Kamen Rider

>>13999238
>For srs.
typical non /m/ poster

>>13998394
Am I the only one saddened that we probably won't get a villain of Sheev's caliber in the Sequel Trilogy? Snoke just seems like a cheap ripoff of him in bad cgi.

>>14001227
>I would happily watch episode 1-3 with only a dialogue rewrite

I got what you need breh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9VVkwRb_7M

>>13999144

True, but this isn't a discussing SW thread. This is a "let's meme it up" SW thread

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>>14001227
I would say try watching The Blackened Mantle, but youtube removed it

>>14001380
>typical /toku/poster.
FTFY

>>14001488
In all fairness, we've only had him for one film so far.
Palpatine wasn't much to write home about in TPM either. We basically see him bullshit his way into the Chancellor position and...that's about it.

Then again, Palpatine in general is a character in that trilogy who is much more impressive on paper than he is in Lucas's actual script.

>>13998477
only a sith speaks in dubs

>>13998506
what did he mean by this, /m/

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>>13998394
WHAT IF I AM, BITCH?

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>>13998513
You ask me? I don't like sand.
It's coarse and it's rough and it's irritating and it gets everywhere.

But tell that to the Hutt breathin down my neck for his money

>>13998506

GIGA

DUHREEEL

BREAAAAKAAAAA

>>13998394
MAKE THE GALAXY GREAT AGAIN!

WE'RE GONNA BUILD A WALL AND THE JEDI ARE GONNA PAY FOR IT!

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Nigga you old and busted. I'm the new hotness.

>>14004206
They should've kept the original design, the one with white ornamented kimono.

>>14004417
I don't like seeing direct references to specific modern Earth aesthetics in far, far away sci-fi. A kimono would have looked out of place to me.

>>14004427
>direct references to specific modern Earth aesthetics in far, far away sci-fi
Eh

Pretty sure there are plenty of these in Star Wars

>>13998506
>fire emblem crit

>>14004431
I know.

>>14004427
>I don't like seeing direct references to specific modern Earth aesthetics in far, far away sci-fi
I hope you haven't seen the new set photos from Episode VIII.

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>>14004427
>I don't like seeing direct references to specific modern Earth aesthetics in far, far away sci-fi
if it means astromechs wearing sombreros I'm all for it.

>>13998394
The following fight sequence is like some sort of meta parody.

>>13998506
LET'S TRY SPINNING
THAT'S A GOOD TRICK

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>>13998394

Are you threatening ME?

Anyone else happy how Episode VII didn't win anything at the Oscars?

Sheev posting?

On my /m/?

Keep going

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>>14004850
>tfw it's no longer tis the season then

>>14004427

Vader draws heavily on Samurai armor.

Tatooine looks like Middle-east north africa.

I could go on.

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>>14001535
perfect

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>>14005102
Do you think they knew?

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>>14007341
Oddly enough, probably.

>>13999246
>died for our spins

/tv/ really is the shittiest board at the moment.

>>14004206

anyone else think he's a manlet like yoda?

>>14008177
He's gonna be an evil Whatever Yoda Was
>>Serkis talking about the character
>"He is large. He appears tall."
>appears
judge him by his size, do you

>>14001227
I think this is a pretty honest assessment of the prequels although really even the script, while flawed in a few places, wasn't all that bad.
Honestly, i like the prequels, i like how they blend camp and high budget space fantasy, and i think they feel nice and creative, something i especially admire after seeing how safe a new star wars movie can play things.

>>13999238
I really think they shouldn't have made the AT-AT, it looks stupid and is pretty shit

BACK TO FORMULA

>>14008767
It had tremendous psychological impact on the enemy and was armored as hell.

>>14004671
No it isn't you millennial cock-suck.

>>14009562

You know what else has a tremendous psychological impact on the enemy? Shooting them with blasters.

Instead of giving the AT AT those ridiculous spindly legs, they should have given it tree trunk monstrosities, fitted with gun ports.

>>14004673
it actually was though

>>14005097
>Vader draws heavily on Samurai armor.
In the Japanese edition of RotJ, Vader doesn't die from his wounds and removing his mask, he commits lightsaber seppuku.

I'm surprised this fact isn't more well-known.

>>14010291
you'd think there would be a youtube link

>>14010291
Next you'll be telling me Norio Wakamoto voices Lando

>>14010343
He voiced R2, actually

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>>14001535
This works.

>>14009562
>>14009858
>easily gets neutralized by a snowspeeder.

>>14010291
>I HABU COMMITIDU SHAMEFUR DISPRAYU, RUKE

what did he mean by this?

>>14005097
Is Vader Gundam? or toku?

>>14010575
'I feel far from good' is not the worst one-liner ever written either.

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>>14010801
This could turn out useful.

>>14008165
You don't go to other boards outside of /m/ and /tv/, do you?

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'TIS THE SEASON THEN

>>14011247
>No candy cane lightsabre
U for unseasonal. Apply thyself.

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>>14013602

>>13998506
Now sidestep and slash.

Or be a dumbass and just stand at the exact same place whilst he did all this and pulled back his own saber and skewer you himself.