How do get pacifist bitches?

>>13968248
Threaten to kill them.

Be a Gundam pilot, because opposites attract.

Kill a little girl and her dog, let it destroy you on the inside.

>>13968248
And out of those three, only Heero didn't preach about UNDERSTANDING

>>13968268
Because Heero was kinda brainwashed by a life of being trained to do nothing but kill people.

>>13968278
And that's why he would win in a fight between them. Because Heero is Sosuke Sagara levels of badass child soldier

>>13968289
Setsuna was a child soldier too. He just wished he had been given a different childhood than that.

>>13968302
I know Jihad-kun was a child soldier, it just doesn't show when he's up against the likes of Graham, Ali, or Sergei. Heero could fight with a Leo

>>13968315

Heero also had insane levels of plot armor on his side, as all the Wing pilots did. It wasn't even that the Gundams were strong, it was that the other side couldn't hit the broad side of a barn

>>13968248
Lacus isn't a pacifist. Her "Neither strength or will alone" bit speaks volumes to her character. You need to fight to back up your beliefs.

>>13968329
All Gundam mains have plot armor and/or newtype hax.
Heero was at least a competent fighter, in a MS, or outside. Most of the Wing boys are. And I don't even like Wing.

>>13968342
Most of Heero's combat involved sneaking that shit and planting C4 everywhere tho'

>>13968348
You know that it's really hard to actually sneak into military bases and plant C4 in them?

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>>13968356
No it isn't, all you need is a cardboard box senpai.

>>13968363
Hahahahaha...no.

>>13968342

All characters have it. They're okay as long as the plot says, which is plot armor. Norris Packard for instance had plot armor that meant that literally no bullets Shiro fired touched him, all his enemies went unarmed and everyone around him went retarded to make him look awesome. All characters have it, not just main ones.

>>13968373
Oh yeah, then how did Snake do it?

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>>13968373
>senpai didn't return my feelings
O-o-ok...

Okay, to get thiss thread back on topic...
Fuck marry kill?
Fuck Lacus, marry Marina, kill Relena

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>>13968434
>thread back on topic
>fmk
>marries poor princess
How about no

Fuck Meer
Kill Lacus
Marry Relena

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>>13968434
Lacus:
>most bland of the three
>no homemaking skills
>probably horrible at sex
Honestly, the only way I could see someone going fuck on Lacus is if they're imagining a rape scene.

Marina:
>homemaker
>loves and takes after kids, as opposed to collecting them like Haros
>pretty bland
Definitely right on marry.

Relena:
>not sure if home maker
>kind-of annoying
>bitch looks crazy and probably gives mad head
I'm going with fuck on Relena. Just look at those eyes.

>>13968458
I was kinda into a rape fantasy thing with Lacus, yeah...

>>13968467
Well, this got weird.

>>13968483
Why? She has a rocking bod, but seems like she's a dead lay, so why not spice things up a bit

ESL OP? This is either a Getterfag or an /a/non.

Either way, it's unacceptable.

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>>13968458
You know that Relena's thing is footjobs.

But only if you're a dog.

>>13968597
I still don't want to have anything sexual with her. Heero should've killed her waaaay back

>>13968641
>yfw it would have solved most of the issues in the series if he had done so

>>13968643
I don't see it. 1000000000 would still go batshit and colony drop the Libra. Maybe even sooner

>>13968656
Yeah but how much better would the antarctic battle would have been without Relena and Zechs seeking revenge?

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>>13968248
Be a newtype.

>>13968248
kill tons of people apparently

>>13968667
Heero would've died there. Zechs is a better fighter.
>>13968677
Kira didn't kill anyone, except Stella (and that was by accident), since he met Lacus.

>>13968329
>It wasn't even that the Gundams were strong
>Quote from soldier: "Gundanium is Indestructable isn't it? No wonder our toughest weapons can't scratch them."

Hell, episode 2 shows Heero hitting his Gundam with a trio of missiles, each one capable of sinking a battleship, yet they do nearly fuck-all to it.

>>13968458
Relena is nuts and has the sticking power of a Limpet. You know that all you need to do is give her the D and she's yours for life. Just give her a call whenever Marina is out with the kids and she'll be round in a flash wearing nothing but a bikini made of squirty-cream.

>>13968248
Marina doesn't have any actual influence on the events in 00 unlike Lacus or Relena in Wing and Seed/Destiny.

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>>13968752
>Kira didn't kill anyone
Unless they all had parachutes I didn't know about...

>>13968839
Not to mention the bodybags of the Minerva's crew.

>>13968329
You haven't seen the show in the long time man. The Gundams were OP as fuck in Wing. They spend the whole first like 12 episodes just getting smashed with every weapon imaginable and just shrugging it off with their magic gundanium

Have you tried being a hypocritical and sanctimonious cunt who makes long winded speeches about how war is bad while ignoring all the economic, sociological and political justifications and reasoning being it?

>>13968839

> They all took their anti-explodium pills today

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>>13968434
>Kill
Marina since she's so useless people probably wouldn't notice or care.

>Fuck
Lacus. You just know that beneath that 'good girl' facade is a sex demon into some seriously kinky shit.

>Marry
Relena, since she was my first waifu and I can finally fulfill my childhood dream.

>>13968434
Marry Marina
Fuck Lacus (make Kira watch)
Kill Relena

>>13968248
>Relena
Can hold a gun, get shit done, batshit.
>Marina
Good at taking care of children, terrible at everything else.
>Lacus
Hypnotoad. Kill on sight.

>>13968248
Be autistic in front of one.

So, you know, halfway there!

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>>13968933
>Hypnotoad. Kill on sight.
This, she'll turn you into a crazy hippie

>>13968839
Dude, have you not seen Batman? They just sprayed themselves with their Anti-Explosion Bat Spray. They're all fine.

>>13968927
>make Kira watch
Truly, a thinking man.

>"Guise, stop fucking, pls!"

>>13968900
Well yes, but I'm a pacifist. I refuse to fight even in self defense on moral principle.

>>13968927
Yeah, but then Kira'll murder you... But I suppose Heero will owe you one for getting rid of Relena...

>>13969308
Pretty sure he would be beating the living shit out of you while saying, "stop fucking pls!"

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>>13968248
How do I get batshit insane psycho bitches?
TELL ME /m/ I NEED TO KNOW

>>13969488
Relena is his wife now, he'll kill YOU

>>13969501
He'd "shoot" at you based on his proclivity to do so in the show.

>>13969513
Be a shota

why were lacus's clothes always stupid and inappropriate for the situation?

>>13968918
This. Relena got shit done and she was awesome. Lacus was boring as shit and Marina always seems like a failed Relena clone.

>>13968900
How is Relena a hypocrite? She was literally the only person alive in the right position to preach peace

> ignoring all the economic, sociological and political justifications and reasoning being it?

You mean like how Oz just wanted to take over the ESUN and the colonies because they wanted order? Or how the ESUN took over the colonies just because they wanted independence and the ESUN didn't want to lose their power over them?

Yeah, those were some great sociological and political justifications right faggot

Not to mention that the Romifeller foundation started to agree with Relena because they were totally losing money on retarded mobil doll production for no fucking reason other then maintaining their power over space.

The only insufferable cunt here is you.

>>13969488
>>13969488
>But I suppose Heero will owe you one for getting rid of Relena...
Can't you fujos kill yourselves already? You've been on suicide watch since Blind Target.

>>13968278
So was Setsuna though

>>13971323
Her brother more or less pushed her into that position since all the other pacifists were killed and he couldn't do it because "Muh blood on my hands." That why Noin was always by her side to watch and protect her in his sted. Honestly, her ideas were pretty idealistic but she learned, evolved, and changed her beliefs as time went on like a real person would.

>>13968900
>hypocritical
>sanctimonious
You know, Relena isn't even my favorite Gundam girl (not even in wing) but I hate it when cancerous faggots like you spout out vocabulary in a desperate attempt to sound intelligent, even though it's completely inaccurate to the character and it's obvious you have no idea what you're fucking talking about.

>>13968268
Because he was seeking redemption in death

>>13968248
So, from right to left:

Useless bitch
Useless idiot
Queen of the Earth Sphere

>>13971591
You mean, from left to right

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>>13968499
Durandal already did.

The hatred for Lacus on this board boarders on insanity.

>>13973717
>Create the ultimate mary sue
>wonder why there is almost a universal consensus of hate against said character.
REALLY?

>>13973751
I think there are characters much worst than Lacus. And she's not great but she was ok in Seed. Destiny was a clusterfuck trainwreak for all the characters so I don't understand why only Lacus gets called out for being a stupid cunt.

>>13973769
>only Lacus
Have you never been in a Seed/Destiny thread? So much discussion is devoted to how stupid/hypocritical/awful Kira is. The rest is about Lacus/Shinn/Athrun etc and how terrible they are.

>>13973826
The majority of the shit getting flung is always at Lacus's character anon. People mostly laugh at Jesus Yamato, Athrun mostly gets lost in the shuffle, and I've seen threads a few positive threads dedicated to Shin, in the "He wasn't such a bad character" kind of way.

Kira's treatment reminds me of Superman in Man of Steel.

>>13973880
Allegedly heroic while in practice being a real shitlord, ruining what was originally a well-meaning and likable character by removing all the nuance from their personality and trying to make them literally Jesus?

Yeah, I can see it.

>>13973878
>People mostly laugh at Jesus Yamato
If by laugh you mean display pure, unbridled rage towards his very existence, yes.

>>13968918
but anon, Heero and Releena are already married.

>>13971323
>How is Relena a hypocrite?

was directed at Lacus mostly.

>You know, Relena isn't even my favorite Gundam girl (not even in wing) but I hate it when cancerous faggots like you spout out vocabulary in a desperate attempt to sound intelligent, even though it's completely inaccurate to the character and it's obvious you have no idea what you're fucking talking about.

and I hate it when cancerous faggots like you get rattled over a stupid joke directed at your cartoon waifus

>>13968248
Show them your Gundam!!

>>13968927
>>13968434
Heero please

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>>13974695
Not him but please don't pretend you weren't trying to trigger someone with that post.

Also, you and these faggots >>13975864 >>13968641
>>13968643 >>13969488 sound like you literally searched for anti relena sites on internet archives and copy/pasted your favorite fujoshit comment.

>>13977170
> I cant get a joke

>>13979205
It wasn't funny, clever or even accurate to the story to be quite honest

>>13977170
>>13979679
This is the true form of autism.

>>13979870
Nah, it can get worse

>>13977170
> he still hasn't realized that Heero wants to kill Relena by sticking his Gundam in her