Symphogear General - /sgg/

>>13942094
I'm getting errors when trying to download the collection of songs off of mega, is there an alternate link?

>>13942117
Nyaa

>>13942122
Just found it, thanks!

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Who

>they manage to not make 4 and 5 shit.

Hopefully the two seasons means more non-gear focus. I do like the side characters and the politics of gearing.

I've think about if Nephilim would eat the Solomon's cane and make a portal to escape,
locking someone is kinda pointless if the keys are inside.

>>13942156
Nephilim is dead. Did you not see the gaping hole, or the interdimensional explosion?

Do you hate any character? I think I like every character or at least I don't hate any of them, except, you know, topdad

>>13942166

I like most of them, including Topdad.

The only new one I might actively dislike is Micha.

Favourite new character is Garie, but RyokoFine is my all-time favourite.

>>13942166
Kanade.

>>13942167
>The only new one I might actively dislike is Micha.
Interesting. Why?

>>13942162
I'm not sure, that thing might survived
Plus there's for sure a lot of food for him inside of the Treasury of Babylonia.

>>13942170
Her quirk isn't interesting to me, and I'm not sold on her fashion.

Like I like Garie because she's a shitty, awful person, not in a GENOCIDE AND GENOCIDE kind of way but in a "snatch a dog treat away from a puppy for fun" kind of way.

Micha is just "the cute one who likes to play".

>>13942166
Fuck baseball kids men, they deserve die in every multiverse.

>>13942166
I hate Carol because she isn't real and sitting on my face.

>>13942174
Kaneko/topdad/Ver get out

>>13942173
Good enough.

Topdad gets too much hate. He's the more realist between him and Hibiki. I think people are just made at Hibiki instead of topdad.

>>13942174
Maria pls.

We need Baseball little girls for S4 and 5.

>>13942200
Only if they get killed by notNoise.

>>13942179
Topdad is okay.
Now that S4 and S5 are confirmed and the live proved that nobody takes him seriously hopefully /egg/ can start moving from his hate boner for him.

>>13942207
/egg/ never hated Topdad anon. You're thinking of /u/ and /sgg/

/egg/ was always fine with Topdad.

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>>13942179
>Topdad gets too much hate.

>>13942216
He does. The hate should go to Hibiki. Topdad turning around and realizing his mistakes isnt unrealistic, it was just rushed.

It's Hibiki's whole fault for forcing the process.

>>13942216
>implying that's bait

Hibiki said it herself. "I ruined it too."

>>13942166
Ver.

And obviously topdad.

>>13942229
>Ver.
ahh, you fag.

>>13942232
Cry me a river.

>>13942235
Why

>>13942236
Cause I'm thirsty for your tears.

>>13942236
Because there's currently a drought in my area and people are dying.

>>13942238
No I mean why hate Ver? Best G

>>13942166
DMJii for not being able to exist as their own characters, also their gear is shit.

>>13942179
>Topdad gets too much hate

He gets the exact amount of hate he deserves and considering the reaction to his mention at the live the nips feel the same.

>>13942241
Cause whenever he was on screen I hated any second of it and I think he's a horrible writing mistake, nothing funny about him. etc etc.
In world he was a shit, and look what he make Miku do to Hibiki.

>>13942261
Ver was the best thing about G. He is kind of a meme character akin to Tusk from Cross Ange but that's what made him entertaining.

>>13942264
>meme character akin to Tusk
But that was salamaladingdong

How well did Dog Days S3 sell? Is that getting a S4?

It has the same track record of 1>2>3 that symphogear has.

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>>13942271
Good enough I think. Bunny shota wasnt needed. Not enough Hocchan singing.

>>13942268
Salamisam is not a meme.

>>13942280
Can't even play fair in a round of twister

>>13942283
It's a doggy dog world, Ange should have been prepared.

>>13942264
Tusk was one of the things that ruined CA so that's not a very good example, anon.

I'm sure if they had genitals in CA, Tusk's penis would be moderately ok sized.

How does one have sex with 12 hours? No way Tusk didnt nut right away.

>>13942264
>Ver was the best thing about G.
That's like, your opinion etc etc

>>13942286
He sliced god in half with a katana

>>13942298
Technically Hysterica was his real body.

>>13942264
Ver was great, Tusk was a shitty character who ruined everything in CA and he was never funny. He ruined Ange, he ruined NanoFate and he was boring. I liked Embryo and Julio though, a shame that we didn't get Julio fucking her sister.

>>13942294
they probably had breaks.

Is CA worth watching? I remember rage quitting around the 6th episode so I'm now wondering if I should watch it again.

>>13942366
Yeah, it's a masterpiece.

>>13942366
I'm not sure, after episode 13 it went down. It was a trainwreck but it had actual yuri with YuiKaori and Yukarin stayed a lesbian all the show.

I just used "I have my pride as a man" in casual conversation.

>>13942376
Get out and never come back, we need you out to make Symphogear great again

>>13942381
T H I C K
Source?

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If symphogear was real then Chris and Hibiki would be one of the uglier girls.

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>>13942136
froge

>>13942166
Hibiki. Annoying voice, stupid design, bland and inconsistent personality.
I'm dead serious.

>>13942462
Your (you)
>>13942412
Your (you)

>>13942422
Link to the tweet?

>>13942177
>facesitting
Ew.

>>13942486
You have shit taste, my friend.

>>13942488
Do I? Or is it your taste that's shit?

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>>13942489
It's most definitely you.

>>13942489
>>13942495
I'll be the judge of that.
Which one of you wanted to be sit on by a little girl? He's the one who is right.

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>>13942507
You are my greatest ally.

>>13942412
>Chris and Hibiki would be one of the uglier girls
Nah. Chris would be pretty attractive in my opinion. It should go like this:
1. Maria
2. Chris
3. Tsubasa
4. Kirika
5. Shirabe
6. Hibiki

>>13942509
>5. Shirabe
"no"

>I once said that "Symphogear is a sport" but it's not like I am one for sports
>I mean, what would I play? Mini-basketball? *laughs*
Why is Aoi such a charming girl and so undeniably perfect?

3 years timeskip. SONG gets divided into 2 sections:
Europe: Maria, Tsubasa and DMJii
Japan: Hibiki, Chris Miku and Carolnein

>>13942514
Because, newsflash, the seiyuus are angels.
On other news, water is wet and swallowing knives is rarely a good idea, more at 11.

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>>13942514
>you will never slam and/or jam with Aoi

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>>13942177
>>13942489
>facesitting

>>13942520
>skipping text in an eroge

>>13942509
Tsubasa should be higher than Chris. She gets all the celebrity stylists like Maria.

>>13942508
Hey, no trouble. Sophisticated gentlemen like ourselves need to stick together.

>>13942509
>Octocat first
The invasion is going smoothly, I see.

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>>13942531
Oh yes.

>>13942531
Would octocat in romanized Japanese be takoneko or ikaneko?

>>13942179
>Topdad gets too much hate.

He needs to be hared more

>>13942543
Ika is squid

>>13942207
The live confirmed that nobody likes him. And yes, I'll be very happy when he doesn't appear anymore next season, liky if he were a bad dream.
Well, regardless of topdad, Symphogear also needs to improve from GX's second part because even deleting topdad it would still suck, although not that much.

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Slightly bigger Nana and Inori pic. From Inori's blog. http://ameblo.jp/inoriminase/entry-12134580273.html

>>13942551
>Still no Aoi pictures

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>>13942555

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>>13942555
I have Iguchi too.

>>13942559
No idea how i missed it, thanks

>>13942560
Iguchi a cute

>>13942533
You shall never prevail, foul beast!
Humanity is stronger than that. /sgg/ is stronger than that!

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>>13942563
Probably because I posted it late at night.

>>13942548
>I'll be very happy when he doesn't appear anymore next season
What? But Kaneko needs to make sure to redeem the guy in our eyes, he is probably gonna be the protagonist of S4

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>>13942574
There's not enough of the vaccine to go around and the underclasses are starting to get desperate.

>>13942584
What?! We are running out of hot food?
The situation is getting more desperate as time goes on. Ready the catering traps, it's time to go on the offensive!

>>13942559
Those headphones look awesome.

>>13942551
Is Nana shorter than Inorin?

>>13942605
Still waiting for Ichaival's maid headdress... thing.

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>>13942584
>Needing vaccines

>>13942609
Yup, approximately 1cm shorter, which funny enough puts her as one of the taller geah seiyuus, despite not being tall at all.
Aoi:145cm
Nana:153cm
Ayahi:151cm
Hikasa:157cm
Kayano:153cm
Nanjo:150cm
Iguchi:157cm
Aoi can't see eye to eye with her wife even by standing on her tippy-toes

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>>13942620
I hope you aren't underestimating the problem.

>>13942621
Is this why Tomosato will never become a geah? Because her seiyuu will dwarfed all of them with her 167cm.

>>13942621
>Aoi is shorter 5cm shorter than my 150cm Hibiki dakimakura
And I thought it was a bit too short.

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>>13942631
Those are 160cm. I should know, I'm a manlet almost as short as the daki.

>>13942646
They differ in height. Mine is 150cm.

>>13942621
Having seen them live it's funny, because while all of them are small Aoi is on a tier of her own.
Also something about her limbs, she is like a living doll.

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>>13942652
I'm going to assume you're talking about the first daki. I hope so, anyway.

>>13942621
> tfw I'm 180cm
I don't even know what to think.

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Which gear would be the most likely to date Polnareff? Assuming they're down for guys.

>>13942677
Maria's already been inside him.

Also some sort of bathroom joke.

>>13942676
You are like me, Ogawa and topdad

>>13942676
You are tall enough to be used as shade for them, stand proud!

>>13942697
>I am 6cm taller than Ogawa
Nifty.

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Reposting for the morning crowd/new thread. We're making a /sgg/ deck for one of those online Cards Against Humanity things for the hell of it, we've already got a lot but the more the better.
http://piratepad.net/tQMDgK3O7B

>>13942621
>Chris shares her height with 2 of the seiyuus
See? She's perfect.
As if there was ever any doubt.

>>13942708
What?

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>>13942662
clam enthusiast sounds really dirty.
I mean, I know it's a euphemism but it's dirtier than usual. Maybe it's because clams are shit food.

>>13942738
Agreed. Oysters are much better to slurp on, especially around the pearl.

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>>13942708
Oh, and I'll probably be compiling whatever we have by tonight into a deck to try out. Probably combined with the core deck.

>>13942751
You can just add it on top of the core deck through xyzzy I'm pretty sure.

>>13942753
Yeah I know, that's what I meant. I've played on xyzzy before, just never made a deck

I want Maria to sing a russian song for S4

I hope the new mobage gives a ton of new Chris being cute art.

>>13942761
>I want Maria to sing a russian song for S4
Anon, you should wish for a russian Sumipe-geah instead.

I want a Russian gear. I want new gears. They can be enemies for s4.

>>13942777
I don't want new geahs. I want geah robots or something so they can be ripped apart by berserk geahs without regrets.

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>>13942777
hello Nanoha 2.0.
also, nice nanas.

>>13942786
It'll be better than Nanoha cause it won't be shit.

>>13942777
Nana wills it

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I want season 4 to have scene with this.

>>13942785
But two of the gears are pure shit. Just give both a single episode and that'll be good enough.

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>>13942790
to be honest the only reason Symphogear is better than Nanoha is because it's gayer and has music.

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>>13942517
...rarely?

>>13942805
>gayer

>>13942803
And symphogear is not better either.

>>13942805
Also more engaging characters. I barely care about anyone in Nanoha.

>>13942805
>Symphogayer than Nanoha
They contain different types of gay though.

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>>13942812
the only gay couple in Nanoha is NanoFate and SubaTea or whatever they're called.
Their child might be gay but Einhart is a guy reincarnated as a girl.
also, it has too many het couples.

Will Genjuro be able to leave the cardboard box bridge since carolnein will be loli in charge? Hopefully he fights a gear or someone just as ridiculous.

>>13942827
But that's the same amount of pairings as symphogear.

>>13942828
s4 episode 1 will end with Genjuro getting his ass kicked to hype the new enemies

>>13942826
the only edge they have against symphogear when it comes to gay is that Nanoha and Fate adopts a daughter. I don't think any show that has dykes have ever done that before.

>>13942834
It has to be as few as two opponents to do that.

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My m8 just sent me this on Steam.

>>13942827
She's a guys ancestor with his memories. She isn't literally him.

>>13942836
And still NO KISS.

>>13942827
>Einhart is a guy reincarnated as a girl.
But that's wrong.

Claus was so much in love with Olivie that he passed down the angst from not being able to save her to his descendants, making Einhart continue with his angst until Vivio punched that angst out of her.

>>13942844
is Einhart even gay to begin with?
I kinda stopped updating myself after how horrible the Vivid anime was.

>>13942861
She's forming her own harem and it keeps growing.

>>13942860
that sounds like he wanted that pussy so much that he has to pass down his lust to his descendants. So basically it's not Einhart herself who wants to fuck but Claus through Einhart.

>>13942865
admiration isn't love or lust.

>>13942836
How about the fact that the baiting isn't shit that people would rip apart of if it were het?

>>13942848
Is there a bubble bass edit of Nanoha and org "still no kisses!"

>>13942861
She's just very confused.

Imagine this.
>Be a loli
>Suddenly have memories of this random medieval era king in your head when you're very young
>Constant nightmares of getting effortlessly rekt by space Jesus
>Constant nightmares of ancient belka
>Meet clone Jesus
>Clone Jesus wants to hold your hand

>>13942874
What? Are you saying people wouldn't be mad at het in symphogear?

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>>13942843
I really, really, really like this image.

>>13942881
I'm saying that nobody would like Hibimiku, DMJii, or Tsubamari if they were written and directed exactly the same but made het.

>>13942884
Save it my friend, it's all yours.

>>13942891
Don't lump that last one with the first two.

>>13942891
Sorry /u/, but we're not all triggered by heterosexual relationships.

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>http://ameblo.jp/inoriminase/entry-12134580273.html
Minase went full Nanafag. She talk about other seiyuu too but Nana got two paragraph while other only have one each. She also high-five'd Aochan right before her performance, and she calls Aochan 'Ao-san'.

>>13942891
If they managed to make them interesting and endearing characters I wouldn't care. What bothers people about hetships is that the guy is usually a really uninteresting self insert.

>>13942907
Yeah it's already het.

>>13942935
Or the relationship is just an afterthought like in 90% of anime that aren't explicitly some sort of romance or SoL

>>13942939
You're not saying that that is bad right?

>>13942941
No, but it would be for Symphogear as we know it since it's the laziest possible way to handle love in anything. I'm not defending /u/'s insanity either.

>>13942935
>What bothers people about hetships is that the guy is usually a really uninteresting self insert.
Cross Ange

>>13942891
I'd ship Tsubasa with male Kanade or Maria. They'd just have to be rewritten to have more masculine personality so they're likeable characters. An useless and wobby Octotomcat would be really annoying instead of cute.

>>13942962
Maria pretending to be confident but actually having no clue what she's doing would probably work out the same even if Tsubasa or Maria weren't both girls

>>13942962
>Kanade
>rewritten to have more masculine personality

>>13942972
>literally becomes Genjuro with longer hair

>>13942972
She has to have some personality.

Gears can't into regular relationships because fucked up pasts. Chris is lost normal.

>>13942980
Oh shit truthgrenades

>>13942988
Most normal*

She has the most fucked up past too.

>>13942988
DMJii and Maria aren't that fucked up, are they? They were just locked in a facility for most of their life and lack common sense and social skills but aren't traumatized or anything.

>>13943029
>but aren't traumatized or anything.
SERNEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Jokes aside, DMJii were too young when they were orphaned to remember much apparently so I guess that probably helps

>>13943029
Maria is an idol and DMJii are lesbians just because they slept together since childhood.

Need more manservice.

>>13942935
This is really the main problem. You can't write top tier girls and then have them fall in love with some shit tier guy with no redeeming qualities, let alone a personality. It doesn't work like that.

>>13942980
That chick has more personality than you, buddy.

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>>13943069
>a pile of ashes has more personality than you

Ouch, >>13942980, are you just gonna take that?

>>13943067
Real question. What kind of redeeming qualities do they need? Punching crater stronk or ninja?

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>>13943075
Please she managed a character arc in flashbacks, she had a personality beyond simply big sister arc type. And sadly more then Topdad who was weak loser struggling to try.

>>13943101
Ogawa and Genjuro aren't harem MCs

>>13943133
Fujitaka probably was back when he was in highschool. Actually, he was probably the harem MC's best friend that never gets any.

>>13943133
I know but what I'm asking is, what traits does a love interest need to have to be interesting? Is normalcy not a thing any more?

>>13943139
I always feel bad for that guy.

>>13943156
It's okay, he's got a solid job, knows how to cook, and is out of the harem MC's density radius, he'll find a nice waifu someday.

>>13943156
>>13943139
Fujitaka has it made now though.

>>13943143
All of it veries on the setting and the series, but usually things like specific (possibly realistic) goals, a functional sex drive and the ability to make something resembling a decision would not be remiss.

Most Harem MC are indecisive losers who have no reason not to pick a girl and move on with their lives.

>>13943166
Nah his still that guy, only now he doesn't have a best friend somehow poaching all the best girls so he no longer has that excuse or friend.

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>>13943129
My nigga.

>>13943161
>It's okay, he's got a solid job, knows how to cook, and is out of the harem MC's density radius, he'll find a nice waifu someday.
Or he's given up and has decided to be okay with being forever alone. Shit, that might play into why Aoi doesn't like him, after all she isn't fine with being alone.

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>>13943180
Kanade really was a good girl.

>>13943189
Someone needs to write a fic with the geahs trying to hook up the two bridge bunnies.

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>>13943196
The very best.

>>13943189
Aoi doesn't like him? Since when? He barely has much screentime.

>>13943189
Or he has a certain set of dubiously legal preferences.

>>13943199
Not that Aoi.

>>13943203
Oh. Then fuck her.

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>>13943198
I still hold out hope we'll have a prequel movie staring her.

>>13942806
I thought just because I can't come up with a situation where it's a good idea to swallow knives without pulling twice my weight in mental gymnastics, doesn't mean there isn't one.
Better safe than sorry

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>>13943221
Oh, alright then. Carry on, anon.

>>13942962
>>13942971
I just realized that Manria would come off as kinda rapey during the concert scene in G.

>>13943236
How so?

>>13943241
Suddenly attacking the female idol while goading her to 'transform' and 'fight back' while also going on about how it wouldn't matter even if she did. At lest the phallic spear stayed out sight till later.

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>>13943251
I still don't see it

>>13943236

Probably would have looked weird in a dress too

>>13943259
Would Manria still have tentacles?

>>13943266

Pink dreadlocks, whilst remaining a slav

>>13943270
What about the cat ears though?

>>13943251
That only works if you view every action a man does like some tumblrtard.

>>13943255
I blame my college lit teacher who tried to over analyze things into a metaphor for rape, homosexuality or sexual organs.

Bitch tried to claim that all rockets are dick shaped as first and formost a symbol of patriarchy and not because things designed to penetrate/thrust would naturally have a shape that lends itself to its function.

>>13943282
So episode 1 of GX was about Hibik suplexing a space penis, got it

>>13943282
>Insert joke about Freudian Psychology here

>>13943289
>So episode 1 of GX was about Hibik suplexing a space penis, got it
That is the best possible way to look at it. Its been years but I think I could wipe together some bullshit that could make tumblr proud, about how Hibiki don't need no man.

>>13943299
And sometimes a cigar is a cock.

>>13943299
Babies suck on their thumbs because of their insatiable dicklust, clearly

>>13943282
Oh, it's still not as stupid a thing as birth rape.

>>13943275
It could be done. And I wouldn't be surprised if some black girls weren't trying to rock something that retarded, as pink dreadlocks with two mounds styled to look sort of like cat ears.

>>13943311
>>13943304
>In the end, man lives to gratify himself.
Or something to that effect, damned sophomore-year Logic classes.

>>13943304
>about how Hibiki don't need no man.
That's correct, she has Miku.

>>13943316
>birth rape
We need a new Hitler.

>>13943323
Hey, all I'd like to do is fuck girls and not live with any responsibilities. 2D rape even turns me on.

>>13943316
No but I had to hear about how in Dracula all the guys giving Mina blood was a metaphor for them having gay sex with eachother and Drac, when the low hanging fruit is that all of them together couldn't satisfy Mina urges the way Drac did.

>>13943316
>birth rape
I really don't even want to know what the hell they're trying to talk about with that one.

>>13943168
Does that not describe Tusk?

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>>13942962
ayyyyyyy

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Lewd

>>13943329
Sorry I had to bring the existence of this to your knowledge.
It's just that, after stuff like the published paper stating carbon fiber is sexist and all that shill, I thought I'd never be surprised by human stupidity again. I was fucking wrong.
>>13943338
Remember how those lunatics redefined the word "rape" to mean something among the lines of "whether or not a woman FEELS violated"? Some people took that to it's logical conclusion and decided to apply that to birth pains.
To their merit, this just shows how insanely botched and insane that definition even is. So what, if a woman is saved by someone who had to take an extreme measure like harm her arm or something, dude is liable to be convicted for sexual assault?

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Come ride Chris' penises.

>>13943357
Looks better than the original. At least he looks fully human.

A friend linked me this the other day: http://nekekur.tumblr.com/symphogear
What do you guys think of it?

>>13943373
No need to tell me twice.
Or at all to be honest

>>13943357
No guy gears ever

>>13943368
>the published paper stating carbon fiber is sexist
I'm done.

>>13943357
Mario!

>>13943373
Where does the line start?

>>13943266
Would Manria have big pecs or a huge slav dick?

>>13943390
Why not both?

>>13943390
For the nth time, boob size doesn't translate to dick size. If anything it'd be some secondary characteristic like wide shoulders or a great beard or something.
But yes to both

>>13943390
definitely both

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>>13943382
>We are three and a half minutes in and we have a hug-from-behind upon a blushing girl. I knew I was gonna like this show. One or both of them better not die.

>>13943387
But anon, I haven't even told you about Brianna Wu's insane travel to NYC in an attempt to flee from ex-Seal snipers that threatened her online.
I can do this all day

>>13943393
>>13943395
>>13943399
I guess Tsubasa would appreciate that after she gets used to it.

>>13943335
Dude, what the fuck is your major?
I mean, I hear of this stuff all the time, some of my friends agree with half of this garbage, but something tells me you are not taking/haven't taken gender studies or psychology, have universities really become this dumb throughout all courses?

>>13943395
So a male Maria would have to make up for her feminity with equal amounts of masculinity?
>bearded tall muscular broad slav with chest hair and a big dick
Wow Mario became a bear.

>>13943382
>It’s like Symphogear can’t even be bothered to go into detail about this character’s background. Just, “Shit sucked, nothing was daijobu, boom she’s a tool of evil now.”
Sad but true.

>>13943441
Mario would basically be slav Genjuro, yes

>>13943432
Forced humanities in STEM really fucking suck. The sole reason I'm learning Japanese besides the obvious is to minimize my time around fat rainbowhairs that smell like rancid fish.

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Why do octopuses squat?

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>>13943455
Maybe their butt hurts

sex

>>13943447
>a slav bear rockstar who's actually really insecure and trying to do the just thing and pretending to be a cool and reliable person while playing the big brother to Kirika and Shirabe
This might be interesting

>>13943457
From what?

>>13943458
Miku, Basa, Shirabe, Kirika, Fujitaka, Carol, Fudou pls

Is it too late now to say sorry? Cause I'm.. missing more than just your body..

>>13943458
IN LONDON

>>13943382
>I’m honestly looking at a picture of a lesbian saving her wife by fisting a giant cluster of phallic symbols.
>Paging Dr. Freud, line two.

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>>13943480
No! It is just a trip.

Does Ogawa get paid well for cleaning Tsubasa's cunt on a daily basis? Real talk, I wouldnt put up with that for under six figures in us money.

>>13943494
Ogawa works for Yatsuhiro, I'm sure he gets paid plenty. He's also got three jobs, bodyguard, manager, and SONG.

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>>13943357
Fixed that delicious neck for you.

>>13943494

It's a labour of love. Tsubasa is basically Ogawa's little sister at this point, so he does it for free.

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>>13943494
What's the worst you could find in there?

>>13943500
thank
i had better file name

I wonder if Maria's hair smell like apples.

>>13943507
Crusty vagina stuff.

Vaginas are so gross.

>>13943507

Statistically? Spiders.

>>13943509
It smells like seafood and despair.

>>13943507
Fine has to hide somewhere.

>>13943508
>implying I could even think of a file name while staring at that god

>>13943515
Why didnt she take Genjuro's body? Genjuro+Gear= Onii-sama tier character.

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>>13943507
Her ~NEWEST SINGLE RELEASE~

>>13943523
Fine didn't strike me as someone that much into action movies.
She wouldn't mantain her gains and would probably start using a tie like a normal person in a week, tops.

>>13943382
2tumblr4me

>>13943532
>implying his tie is not the source of his super-strength

>>13943540
Oh, I very much implied it was part of it.
Part of losing the Genjuro-power is precisely starting to wear a tie normally.

>>13943532

Fine prefers emo love movies, crying about 'why can't God give me a romance like that!'

>>13943357
>only 1 minibraid
Put 4 of them in his hair and another 4 of them in his beard

>>13943432
At that time it was Biology.

>>13943432
>some of my friends agree with half of this garbage
I laughed last semester when my professor was explaining the concept of rape culture to me. Some of the students got upset.

I also said Bernie Sanders supporters were dumber than Trump ones. Lots of fun.

>>13943570
>Biology
>Forced to hear this trite
Nothing to do with me, Engineering and all, from a different fucking country, but I am sorry. Because you deserved an apology from SOMEONE
The place I go to had quite the system to minimize our contact with humanities.

>>13943579
I'd wager he's Canadian which means women's studies is required by law.

Can sugita voice another character now that Ver is dead? Does it not work like that? I want more Sugita. Something more Joseph Sugita.

>>13943583
>women's studies is required by law.
I feel so sorry for you Canucks right now

>>13943579
>The place I go to had quite the system to minimize our contact with humanities.
A series of automated gas chambers programmed to detect certain types of mental illness, disguised as normal restroom stalls?

What are the gears' favorite disney movies?

I'll start
>Tsubasa
Great Mouse Detective

>>13943595
Not that anon, but my college only required one generic philosophy class for my major. So just talking about old ways people think about morality and shit and like one paper about vegetarianism for some reason.

>>13943620
>Tsubasa
>not 7 Samurai

>>13943626
Is that a disney film?

>>13943630
She doesn't watch Disney films.
She's been singing enka since she was like three.

>>13943620
Maria is Frozen. Older sister with who is a siscon for her younger sister. Younger sister saves older sister. Just in Serena's case, her Klaus is Nephilim

>>13943640
>Klaus
Or whoever the love interest in that was. Frozen was so bad outside the incest undertones.

>>13943652
And yet people fucking eat that shit up like it's candy. Why is Frozen so goddamn fucking needlessly popular?

>>13943663
Because Disney + marketing

>>13943663
No idea. The songs are not as good as Tangled. I think it's the snowman.

>>13943620
Hibiki strikes me as Lion King fan.

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>>13943663
It's hated, now.
Everyone realized it was shit a few years later. Not a single good song, as revealed when the one song people thought was good was sung by other stars and people realized it was just a good singer, not a good song.

>>13943663
The song? Girls as MC? Incest? Lesbian?

I don't know.

>>13943620
Tsubasa would be The Little Mermaid.

>YOU ARE NOT A HUMAN YOU ARE A FISH
>FUCK YOU DAD

Lion King and Aladdin remain the best. You cant fuck up the songs in them.

>>13943663
I liked the twist with Hans and the moral being family love is as important as romantic love.

Even if they fumbled that moral and ended up with a bunch of incest porn.

>>13943676
they are no incest sure in frozen 2 Elsa find her "king"

>>13943671
Lion King is definitely Maria's favorite

>>13943669
>snowman
Do I need to link Frozen Flash Games

>>13943678
Except for Friend Like Me. Robin Williams is the only one who could do that.

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>>13943683
hum... maybe

>>13943681
>I liked the twist with Hans
It was terrible. Why the fuck did he tell her the entire plan and reveal he was evil. Why not just kiss her and say "well guess we arent in love".

>>13943682
There's Frozen 2?

>>13943689
because it's a fucking disney movie and he's a fucking villain.

>>13943690
No. Concern trolling that Elsa cant like boys or she wont be a strong female character.

I think they are big fail with zensshoushinai..... because ZERO JOKE about Maria's cat hair!!

why??

>>13943692
He was a terrible villain. Can you remember a villain that bad? I dont see why the movie needed a villain like that.

How are you supposed to fuck a sword?

The new lion king series on tv is pretty popular going by ratings.

>>13943692

Man Gothel was a way better villain if if I disliked the way her own reveal was treated.

I'd have liked it a lot better if Gothel's relationship with Rapunzel was (rather than the "I WAS JUST USING YOU FOR YOUR POWERRRRR" that we got) genuine, a terrible, awful codependent thing just like Miku and Hibiki's relationship

>>13943700
Most would say you use the hilt.

>>13943700
With your penis, duh.

>>13943707
>spoiler
It's just so true.

>>13943698
It was built into the whole bigger moral of the story and Disney trying to expand a bit on the whole love breaking curses things by including familial love. Even if they did fumble it.

Honestly it's probably not going to have the same impact if I watched the movie again, but seeing the obvious love interest turn out to be the villain was kinda cool to see for once.
>>13943707
Never watched Rapunzel. should probably catch up on disney movies.

>>13943716
>obvious love interest
It was too obvious that it seemed fake. Princes and love interests in disney movies with princesses NEVER receive the characterization Hans does.

>>13943716
>Never watched Rapunzel
It's pretty good. I think.

>>13943723
>Princes and love interests
And I mean of the Prince variety. Not the colorful love interests. I'm talking about snow white, sleeping beauty, etc.

>>13943723
Maybe. I'm not the most hardcore disney buff so it probably just caught me off guard as I just assumed they were doing better jobs for once.
>>13943726
Guess I'll have to watch it at some point...

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>>13943700
Firmly but with care

>>13943676
I mostly defend HibiMiku and I can see DMJii and TsubaMaria although I don't care that much about them and I think that people trying to find yuri in Frozen are stupid, there is nothing that indicates that Elsa wants to fuck her sister.

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>>13943752
>p10
>Oh boy I wonder what else this guy dre-
>HNNNNNNNNNNNNGH
Anon are you trying to kill me?

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>>13943765
Maybe.

>>13943771
If it gives me more cute Zenbus then by all means, continue. It hurts so good.

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>>13943771
This Nanafag/Kanekofag is pretty based.

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>>13943777
They have the blessing of Nana herself. I wish I could be half the man Hibiki is.

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>>13943595
In Brazil every course, humanities or not, requires some subjects from social science. More specifically, they require a certain quantitiy of hours dedicated to such, nowhere does it say that they have to be actually subjects.
The idea the institute I study at had was to allocate most of the hours required by such subjects into weekly sessions, with very lax supervision. And even if we go, they don't really give a shit if students on my side of the auditorium are paying attention. Last year, I spent several entire sessions posting here.
That only leaves me with 2-3 actual subjects from humanities that I am graded on, and they are absurdly easy and pointless. My teacher in essay-writing ranted about this system continuously, saying they were sucking the humanity out of us.
One of these subjects is graded through online forms for Chris's sake!

>>13943335
I thought it was a metaphor for them doing a purifying gang rape to wash Drac's evil rape out of Mina

What? It's Dracula.

>>13943620
Considering how much stories about finding your place and learning to be loved must resonate with Chris, I'd say she probably likes Wall-E.
Although something absurdly cute and not-threatening like Winnie the Pooh isn't outside of the real of possibilites. I can just imagine her embarrassed by it to no end.

>>13943822
To be fair, the Winnie the Pooh movie is pretty great.

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>>13943814
>Brazil
My fellow hue.

I can't wait for Glorious Break live.

>>13943828
You talking about the tiger one?

>>13943828
Oh, nothing against Winnie the Pooh. I really like Disney in general, last time we had this discussion I wrote a much longer and autistic post relating each geah to a different movie.
Winnie the Pooh fits Chris well because it's fluffy, cute and would embarrass her to no end.
The thing we can all agree on is that Kirika's is definitely "Nightmare before Christmas"

>>13943842
I think so. The main part I remember is Pooh getting stuck in a cave that looks like a hall of mirrors

>>13943829
There's a joke about Brazil being Val Verde in here somewhere.

Thr Tigger movie was amazing.

>>13943856
Wait no, that was called something different. I don't think I've ever seen whatever the Tigger movie is.

Things you hope could happen and the probability it could happen within two seasons.
Training montage:50%
Hibiki gets multiple fights:30%
Hibiki's scarf and Maria's tentacle hair get tangled up in the middle of a fight.:1%
Genjuro get's a fight:20%
The girls can remember that ignite exists before the second half of the season: 50%
Extended focus on anime ja nai and friends:15%.

>>13943868
> Training montage:50%
Yeah
> Hibiki gets multiple fights:30%
100%
> Hibiki's scarf and Maria's tentacle hair get tangled up in the middle of a fight.:1%
0%
> Genjuro get's a fight:20%
0%
> The girls can remember that ignite exists before the second half of the season: 50%
0%
> Extended focus on anime ja nai and friends:15%.
1%

>>13943868
Hibiki remembering martial arts: 10%

>>13943868
>The girls can remember that ignite exists before the second half of the season: 50%
I'm almost certain Ignite will either get handwaved out in episode 1 ("We didn't need it anymore so Elfnein took it out") or will be proven useless against the new enemy by episode 2 or 3. They'll remember it exists before the second half, but they'll either never use it or stop using it before the second half.

>>13943868
>Hibiki's scarf and Maria's tentacle hair get tangled up in the middle of a fight.
>tangled up in the middle of a fight.
Lewd. Do that at home.