ITT: Weapons you wish were used by your favorite mecha

It'd be cool if King Gainer had like a sword/gun/gernade launcher/laser chainsaw thing. And could pull a second one out of its fanny pack.

I just wish there was a mecha anime with some halfway decent fistfighting.

>>13909705
Kinda similar to Dancouga's big gun that has smaller guns strapped to it.

>>13909727
Go to bed Tomino.

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>>13909705
>Weapons you wish were used by your favorite mecha

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>>13909705

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Bongs

>>13909803
>my kids' show about robots is way purer than your kids' show about robots.

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>>13909803
>Japanese
>Mechanical characters are very common
>even have super robots

I'm not even a fan of toku, I've never sat down and watched more than an episode or two, but why the salt? Everybody just have fun.

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>>13909803
Maybe when animefags stopped the mimimi.

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>>13909803
here's your (You)

>>13909767
Tokufags stay in your generals please

>>13909803
Is he?The thread is about weapons from non-mecha that we wished mecha had. Hell, the OP image is Moe from the Simpsons. Posting some random toku weapon that you think is cool seems perfectly on-topic here.

>>13909813
the only time i ever even notice toku on this board is when autists like that start screeching about it

>>13909803
>because the mods dumped them in this board
Prepare yourself, because this is just the beginning, dipshit.

>>13909925
Exactly. The anti-autists are worse than the tokufags by a country mile. Tokufags used to hijack and derail, but nowadays they're not a problem.

Why have a big weapon carry a big weapon? That's just stupid.

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>>13909823
>stay in your generals please

>>13909931
Yeah i totally agree those anti-tokufags are just the worst, i mean tokufags are way better right

>>13910115
youre really not doing anything to help your case especially byy being this obnoxious, how fucking stupid can you be? and by the way im not a tokufag

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>>13909705
The only ranged weapon a mech would ever need.

>>13909705
Your pic is Metal Wolf Chaos. It's the first thing I think of whenever I saw that pic actually.

>>13909786
I dont think you have taken into consideration

What it would take to make a bong work in space

>>13910335
>implying you need oxygen to weaponize a bong

>>13910347
>toku-fags: post images relevant to the thread
>anti-autists: stir shit and derail threads with pasta-tier rants

who's the cancer again?

>>13910347
New pasta?

>>13910349
Air or not

You take a bong filled with water into a zero gravity environment and tell me how you hoot goes

>>13910368
I like it.

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LEGO a best wepon.

>>13910469
They should have just put one of those in Sachiel's path instead of an N2 mine.

I know I should just shut up and be happy with the plethora of weapons Gunbuster already has at its disposal, but if I could toss one more on the pile, I'd go for a hammer.

>>13909928
It's been the "beginning" for almost 10 years now.

>>13910588

Pretty useless when you have an axe and a bat, both of which are cooler and can get the job done just as well in this case.

didn't genesic gaogaigar had two unused bolts (launched by protect and broken gao), another genesic drive and something called galeoria road?
i kinda want to see them in action. at least as far as i know i think only the bolts were showcased but in SRWs games

>>13910639
>both of which are cooler

In essence, yeah, but a Buster Hammer would sound just as cool.

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>>13909932
I'm guessing you mean the chainsaw and not the shotgun. big black sticks or bows and arrows.

>>13910347
You're sick. Time to stop posting shit.

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Sabots, or other AP kinetic rounds.

>This whole toku is not /m/ shitstorm
Did I accidentaly travel backwards in time again?

>>13911404
I think Flag used it on the mecha

>>13911409
wrong things don't become right just because time passes

>>13911420
But mods and moot do make something right when they talk, not you

>>13911424
>moot

who?

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The ANTI-TOKU GUY deleted his comments. LOL, what a loser.

Final proof some /m/embers are really this dumb. Animeshit, tokushit, hollywoodshit... They just forget (or don't want to accept) everthing is mecha. This "my shit must be better than your shit" logic is a cancer.

In the very end, just stop being so SIMPLE MINDED and act so SERIOUS BUSINESS on the web, assholes...

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This thread is a fucking mess.

>>13911428
The king of cucks

>>13911433
>The ANTI-TOKU GUY deleted his comments.
It's the tokufags who reported him and the tokufag mod who deletes the comments.

>>13911436
This board is a fucking mess.

>>13911507
My life is a fucking mess.

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>>13909705

A cannon that shoots despair.

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I WANT MORE STAR-DRIVES USED AS WEAPONS. IF IT HAS ENOUGH POWER TO SHOOT YOUR ASS PAST LIGHT SPEED, IT HAS ENOUGH POWER TO FUCK SOMEONE UP.

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>>13909772

The only mecha i know using shovel as a weapon is that MS from AGE

>>13910382

We've already designed a rocks glass for zero-G.

A bong is likely child's-play.

It's also a serious waste of energy when a vaporizer for oils would be a thousand times safer and more effective.

You're not sending anything but hash oil up at 10k+ dollars a kilogram.

A giant muzzle-loader, a musket or something.

Make it some kind of special material that they haven't figured out how to safely breech load or something.

Or just not give a shit and have it be a massive black-powder cannon built like a musket.

>>13909705

shrink ray

>>13913157

Inflatoray

>>13912001
>oil
>not sum fuggen shatter
I've never had oil get me as fucked as wax. Ever.

>>13914111
Nobody knows what the fuck you're saying, trash.

>>13914117
>hurr I'm so good because I've never smoked weed huh dad
it's just a different concentrate.

>>13914117
Just because you smoke cheap extracts of THC doesn't mean everyone is retarded on the subject.

>>13914117
This guy doesn't realize that weed will be the cure to space cabin fever and a staple in all space societies

>>13914128
It has nothing to morality, it has to do with not wasting all of my free time and money on fucking nothing.

But go ahead and keep trying to rationalize yout dumbassery. I can wait for the predictable "I can stop any time I want!"

>>13914184
Literally laughing over here.
>wasting time
The seconds it takes to take a toke before I play another level or watch another episode?
>wasting money
Pretty sure people are smart enough these days to know and buy off growers/blasters to spend less on weed/dab than any other expense.
>stop anytime
Why would I? I'm sure cigarettes, greasy foods, alcohol and soda are further up the list of things to quit first.

No one says you have to do it or like it, but you look like a child you just found out from their parents what weed is and now think it's the devil's plant.

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>>13909705

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>>13914317

A shovel.

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We need more mecha using polearms. Objectively the best melee weapon.

>>13909727
Yeah but, King Gainer looks like shit

Massive buns of steel

>>13915991
See this nigga know already. Spears and halberds best weapons ever.

>>13915991
>>13916521
Damn right.

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>>13915991
>>13916521
>>13916548
My niggas

>>13909772
>waaahhh christfags deserve to die your islamophobic

>>13914117
>>13914184
>waaahhh pot smoking hippie

Fuck your ass backward neo nazi /pol/shit.

>waaahhh your banned for violating global rule 3 except for when we agree

You lazy biased faggots are not mods. You're just shitposters on a power trip.

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>>13909705

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>>13909705

>>13915991
I agree with this.

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A violin.

>>13915991
>>13916521
>>13916548
>>13919884
>Mechas with halberds.
Didn't know I wanted this until now.

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One of the few weapons that I don't think I've seen mechs use at some point.

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>>13921317
Isn't that just a retard javelin?

>>13921327
It actually throws the spear with more force than just throwing it by hand.

>>13921317
>Sees gun
>"Isn't that just a retard sling?"
>Sees self saying that in mirror
>"Isn't a sling just a retard way of throwing thing by hand?"
>Sees mirror
>"Whose ffucking idea was this idiot fool wall"
>looks at self
>"What the fuck was wrong with monkeys"

>>13921371
>isn't this just a retard who can't quote?

Anyway, if it's so good why did they stop using it after prehistoric times?

>>13921376
Except they didn't. It saw substantial use in combat all the way up to the 16th century, at which point firearms rendered it obsolete. It was far more effective than a standard javelin. It retained comparable (in some cases better) accuracy, while massively increasing the weapon's range and power.

>>13921274
>I'll beat a motherfucker, using another motherfucker!

>>13915991
This so much, javelins and pikes please