Describe a show as poorly as possible

Old man leak a selfie, entire world shat their collective pants

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Men in rubber costumes punch other men in rubber costumes while everything behind them explodes.

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Megami Tensei but with a lot of crying and robots

or Devilman, with a lot of crying and robots

there's a big robot and it fights stuff

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The franchise is about cute-young-boys doing cute-young-boy-things.

>>13870703
Turn A?

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>>13870703
Middle-aged Chinese alcoholic refuses to enter politics

>>13870748
He'll always look like Garrod to me

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This anime is not an anime.

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No need a description. Just watch this.

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>group of students took a school trip, the entire town got kidnapped


>>13870730
>Men in rubber costumes while everything behind them explodes.

Dynaman to a T

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Classic

Bunch of cops with mechs sit around and do everything but stop crime with mechs.

It's a show about nothing.

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A hippie tries to promote peace, but only makes everything worse.

>>13870751
Pretty much every one of Takamatsu's protags does (except Gyrozetter's Kakeru, because's depressingly not born in the 90s).

>>13870806
Gundam Iron Bored Orphans.

>>13870710

Inuyashiki?

Futurama if Fry had joined the police force instead of a delivery company.
Three Hollywood movies mashed into one anime with Solid Snake as the main character.
Cold war in space.
The robot's main power is to keep the hair volume of it's pilots at a good level.

>>13870757
>>group of students took a school trip, the entire town got kidnapped
Valvrave?

>>13870867
Nah that'd be

>VAMPIRES HATE IT! HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT USES ONE WEIRD TRICK TO EXPOSE THE TRUTH.

>>13870806
What's the deal with Mobile Suits?

John Woo: the mecha anime.

Almost all of humanity gets killed by a bunch of lolicons.

>>13870710
00?

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>>13871455

Macross.

>>13870741
>Megami Tensei, with a lot of crying and robots
What

>>13871558
Ultraman, with a lot of crying and robots.

Bikes run over crabs.

The main character is not an investigator.

>>13871595
Victory Gundam?

Mission
Outer Space
Gorilla Gorilla Gorilla

>>13871625
Let's FLAMENCO!

>>13871625
SRUNGURU

Drunkard rides a little girl to solve mid life crisis, his son disapproves.

>>13871652
Zone of the Enders Dolores

When does the hurting stop?

>>13871630
Build fighters?

Main character wants to wake up daddy.

This mecha series brought to buy the Japanese anti illiteracy coalition

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>>13870752

A vocaloid tries to kill everyone

>>13871697

macross plus.

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An Autistic Child's escalating issues with authority figures.

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>>13871667

>>13870703
Gasaraki

A kid leads the military against a bunch of aristocrats when all he wanted to do was pick up eggs from the market.

>>13871849
Autistic blank canvas wins against superscience while nothing happens

I thought the point of this thread was to make the show look worse than it actually is?

For example:

>Glorified toy commercial stops pretending it wants to do anything but make us buy toys.

>Aliens kill most of humanity, but cooperation with them is presented as a good thing and people who want to fight back are the bad guys
There's more than one show that fits this description

>Local man marries underage girl and has her join his crew of crazy foreigners who partake in sexual perversions such as BDSM, incest and homosexuality.

>>13871917
Godannar.

It's amazing that someone can make it sound more perverted than it actually is.

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It's about a fujoshi who can't make up her mind

season 2 never

>>13872359
Nadesico.

A military veteran has trouble re-adjusting to society and becomes a furry.

>>13872417
FMP?

>>13872428
Nailed it.

>>13872396

not what I was thinking about initially but damn if I don't want it

>>13871672
Bokurano?

>>13872417
This also applies to the movie Avatar a little too well.

>>13872597

more recent

less people watched it

>>13870824
First one is Future Police Urashiman.

>>13872645
M3?

>>13872708

Correct

>>13871917
>underage
Wrong there

A bunch of assholes ruin the afterlife.

>>13872837
Anna was 17.

All countries decided to tone back the wars a bit, world somehow is worse off

>>13872868
G Gundam

>You see that jet over there?
>I'm gonna fuck it someday.

Our interpretations of the series might be different though, so this might not be guessable.

>>13872880
Yukikaze.

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>>13872878

Nice

>>13872885
Oh, maybe I did interpret the books correctly then

Asian versions of Malcom X and MLK settle their disagreements with mecha

>>13872904
CCA.

>>13872894
>MC talks psychologist into taking her shirt off
>still prefers his plane to her
Also the chapter about a test pilot's fiancee/wife being jealous about the plane

Mechs are pretty boring, but you know what's not boring? Tibet.

>I've watched this movie eight goddamn times and I STILL don't understand!

>>13872865
Only considered underage in a couple of awful countries and states.

>5 adults with authority launch a train straight off the tracks in their quest to save the earth

>>13872935
She can legally marry but she's still a minor.

>the moral of the story is that if you don't fuck your sister, bad things will happen

Even in the far future, Japs are still really good at standing in formation

>>13872965
Nope. Please actually learn about the shit you talk about and try again, retard.

>>13872968
G-Reco or SEED?

>>13872919
Flag.

>>13872968
Kikougai?

A bunch of dykes.
That's it. That's the show.

>>13870741
>moms have a bring-your-child-to-work day

>>13873009
BGC?

A nerd, a guido, a mexican, a furby, another nerd, another mexican and a sexbot go on an adventure to kill god.

>>13873033
Dragonball Z?

it's a reference for sex

>>13873078
Cast in the name of god, ye sexy

>>13873009
Symphogear?

We're stuck on a whole different planet.

>>13873078
pacific rim

A series about cute school girls and their bouncing anime titties.

>>13873009
Vividred? Nanoha? Strike Witches? Symphogear?

>>13873078
Daimidaler

>>13873134
Oh, I know it. It's that one cartoon from Japan.

>>13873009
Cross Ange? Simoun? Lagrange?

>>13873149
Are you a fucking idiot?

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>>13873149
I award you zero points.

>>13873152

No, but you evidently are.

>NOW YOU'RE A MAN! A MAN MAN MAN!

>>13872973
This is a pretty odd thing to angry about, man. It's a simple bit of information that's readily available.

>>13873157

Anybody can do that trick, dumbass.

Gotta Go Fast

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>>13873160
See >>13873157


Why isn't calling samefag and being wrong a bannable offense yet?

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>>13873171

>>13873164
Yes, I know that's your problem, though I don't know why you're telling me that. At least you're willing to admit that you're a moron, so I'll give you that.

>>13873192
>Waaah why don't other people know the exact rules of fucking teenage girls in Japan like I do! This is important information for non-Japanese people to know!

>inb4 this fag also says samefag

>>13873192
You okay, anon? Want to talk about it?

>>13873207
>implying this only has to do with japs
ust because you're an uneducated moron doesn't mean you get to talk about shit you obviously know nothing about.

>>13873173
Because >>13873157 has no actual proof against the accusation of samefag.

It's a sports show, but then it's not.

>>13873235
G Gundam

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>>13873131

<--

>>13873136

I said a reference not an outright declaration

>>13872973
>>13873149
>>13873160
>>13873171
>>13873192
>>13873224
>>13873232

Alright, I'm going for it.

Samefag.

>>13873232
The proof is that I'm >>13873134 and I am not >>13873142
That's it. That's all the fucking matters. Whether the rotting piece of flesh under your tinfoil hat and greasy hair believes it or not is irrelevant. Now will you kindly stop shitposting?

And the answer was Gunbuster, btw.

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>>13873244
Congrats, anon, it was all me.

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>>13873244
Guess I been caught red-handed

>>13870703
Season 2 never.

>>13870703
Not fully /m/, but...

Shiftless, often jobless bum takes far too much time dying.

>>13873260
Generic garbage /m/ anime number 15693

>>13873282
How'd you guess?

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>>13873250
You seriously need to calm down, me.

>>13873290
Only people who like bad series do the whole
>season two when/never

Police pilot giant robots.

Police are giant robots.

>>13873361
Patlabor

>>13873437
J-Decker.

Motorcycles are robots for some reason and kid doesn't become champion.

>>13873453
>Patlabor
Nope.

>>13873457
Ride Back?

>>13873508
Nope.

>>13873357
But a ton of good anime never get a second season.

>>13873608

Name twenty, and I'll explain to you why they're all garbage.

Bimbo goes shopping for ammunition for her pro-gun collection.

>>13873659
Xabungle
Patlabor (although techically it has now, so I dunno...)
AT VOTOMS
Dougram
Zambot 3
Daitarn 3
Nadesico
Giant Gorg
Dragonar
L-Gaim

There's 10 to start you off.

>>13873731
Honestly no idea what this is, but I like the sound of it.

>>13873831
None of those count for your case except for Nadesico, and Nadesico is undeniably bad, so you've got nothing.

>>13870757
>>13870757
What show is this?

>>13873850
G O A L P O S T S

>>13873853
Blasting Celestial Body Google is your friend faggot, the 1974 3 episode OVA

>>13873864
S H I T P O S T I N G

>>13873881
But you are the shitposter, mi amigo.

>>13873864
They are all complete series that have no good reason to have a second season except for Nadesico, and Nadesico is garbage, so it fits in line with what I said before.

>>13873897
Look at Gundam. The only reason why that got a second season was that original robot shows were crashing in 1985 and the toy companies wanted a solid property before putting money down.

>>13873905
Okay, and? I never claimed series that don't need extra series/seasons tacked on never got them.

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Your mecha is considered shit if you can't pick up an egg with it.

>>13873838
Well, OP did say to word it poorly.

>>13873905
Stop being a wimp and do it, shitlord.

A bunch of angry jerks ram into everything.

>>13873033
Xenoblade?

>>13873009
Valkyrie Drive

>>13873957
Dai Guard

>>13872921

char's counter attack

Shit load of crappy kidnapping, then crazy feminism. Rocks then fall.

The beauty of Guitar Hero: The Anime.

Martians are dicks.

>>13875268

Gundam Age?

Vagans are easily some of the dickiest Martians in /m/-related series.

>>13875268
Layzner?

The mc is powered by groping people.

>>13875336
Daimidaler?

>>13875292
It is AGE, you're correct anon.

And yes, the Vagan are super dicks.

>>13875295
No, that's
>Racial issues...IN SPACE!

Also 2 other works are.
>Politics...IN SPACE!
>Religion...IN SPACE!

>>13875336
DxD

>>13871447
I don't remember any mecha like that.

>>13871685
Aquarion LOGOS?

>>13871447
...Giant Robo?

>>13875344
What's Galient then?

>>13873831
Here's the thing...

Shy of maybe Nadesico, none of those NEED a second season. They went as long as they felt they needed to, then they ended.

What you're asking for would be more along the lines of a whole other sequel series, a la Zeta Gundam or Macross 7 rather than a second season.

and honestly, it's funny you mention VOTOMS, cause it's sort of become a case for the fact sometimes it's better to leave well enough alone.
VOTOMS TV had a pretty satisfactory conclusion. The world continued on, but Chirico and Fyanna had hit a good point where we could leave them and Takahashi was good with that.

But fans kept asking for more. So we got some prequels and midquels for a bit.
Then Shining Heresy happened...and while it's not a full pariah, a fair number of fans weren't particularly happy with the fact it essentially went LOLNO to the way the series ended.

For a more recent example, look at Eureka 7. There's a reason fans say to just stick to the first series only there.

A man with poor depth perception goes on a roadtrip with his two friends and gets nagged at over the telephone.

A male Haman dressed as Harlock gathers lowlives to fight trannie Egyptians from Jupiter.

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>>13875459
>Aquarion LOGOS?

correct sir

>>13877050
Galactic Cyclone Brygar.

A boy must prevent his sister's boyfriend from being murdered by his psychopathic friend.

A soldier goes out of his way to return a woman's lost pocketwatch.

>>13878234
08th team

>/pol/'s wet dream vs vaguely asian George Washington

>>13878329
Hell in the Cell: Reinhard "One Man Westerland Wasteland" vs Yang "Raging Alcoholic" Wenli, this sunday night on pay per view.

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>Muh niggah.

>That is the reply when somebody mentions it's name.

The Matrix with mecha.

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A burgeoning rapist becomes part of a hellish project and destroys everything with the heavenly power of liquid water enhancers.

A momma's boy saves a beautiful princess from her family of evil space aritocrats with a game of cat's cradle.

>>13879814
F91

>>13878606
Zeorymer?

That's silly and you should feel silly

>>13878577
Zegapain

>>13879814
Muv luv alternative?

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>>13878577

The Matrix with mecha and tomatoes?

MC's girlfriend is the bitchiest bitch to ever bitch. Conveniently, the world is saved thanks to this.

>>13879898
MAA-CU-ROSS!

>>13871447
Can I say Appleseed Ex Machina or is that cheating

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>>13870750
winner winner

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A bunch of cheated terrorists make everything worse, the plot have been recycled and they can't even get it right

>>13879944

SEED Destiny

>>13871617
Phoenix Wright

A man is caught up in an Illuminati plot to overthrow the government for conspiring to ban orange juice.

A dude is a bit too autistic about his hobby, but becomes a celebrity and at the end manages to calm Chthulu with the help of a space vampire; meanwhile there's this soldier who didn't deserve all this shit happening to him

Maybe I was too specific

Five guys from space go to earth. Stuff happens.

Turns out medieval chinese soldiers and a boy aren't good CIA agents. Manage to solve energy crisis through opponent's self-destruction

Boy gets a gun from an elementary schoolgirls, joins NASA

>>13880276
Giant Robo OVA

Captain Earth

>>13880239
Macross 7

>>13880265
Gokaiger

>>13880309
Actually I was referring to Gundam Wing. That's how poorly I described the show.

A young girl helps a boy find renewed faith in God by reflecting on the Moon.

>>13880520
Gundam X.

>>13879986
No.

>>13880239
...valvrave?

>>13880804
Pretty sure it was Macross 7.

>rape

>>13880818

Majestic Prince?

>>13880818
Gargantia?

>>13880818
Faiz

>>13880845
>>13880843

man that was kind of a rapey year

Two kids and a dog culturally appropriate an ancient deity.

>>13880915
Giant Gorg?

>>13880915

Aquarion Evol

Kids get drunk and look at porn.

>>13880899
>WAS IT RAPE
>Rapenomics
>boat fuckers incorporated

2013, the year that raped

>>13880937

also Majestic Prince

>>13881123
No.
Well, yes, but no.

The Power Rangers are too poor for a robot so they have a plane.

>>13881199
Gatchaman

>>13881328
Yep.

>>13881328
>>13881406
That fits Goranger and JAKQ, as well.

A private dick is hired by a financial institution to recover a lost book, but when a magical girl falls for him things get strange and they must join together to solve problems with contrivances popularized by Greek tragedy.

>>13881649

Demonbane. You're not good at this game

>>13881677
Yeah, he should have just said "Guy with a giant horse cock hangs around children."

>>13881687

>"Guy with a giant horse cock hangs around children."

I thought the point was to make it seem un-interesting?

A smelly boy digs to space and grows old alone.

>>13881710
Gurren Lagann

>>13881694

no the point was to be as vague as possible and for us the guess what it is.

Example

lots of science Babble and a stark tonal contrast from the series it spun off of

>>13881799
Muv Luv Alternative?

>>13881821

No

cyborg pirate baker.

>>13881799
Nadeisco Prince of Darkness?

>>13881867

also no.

>>13881875
Betterman?

You sir have a pretty tough challenge.

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>>13881880
>Betterman?

YOU ARE CORRECT SIR!

That show was as pretty far removed from it's parent series GoaGaiGar as it gets.

I wish there where more Mecha horror shows

>>13881885
I agree. I think the whole issue of mecha horror is that giant robots somewhat detract from the horror part.

Or you get something like the first 3 episodes of Getter Robo Armageddon

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>>13881888

yeah I suppose it's hard to be scared when you're protected by tons and tons of steel and weapons.

I thought Betterman and even M3 worked well though. There's a lot of ways to really fucking mess with people beyond BOO! IMMA GETCHA

>A rookie pilot gets to operate something new but breaks it... twice.

>>13881888
Not entirely.

If anything you can make the giant robot the centerpiece of spooky bullshit.

Bonus points if it starts off looking nothing special but as the story goes on you're given more and more reason to want nothing to do with it.

Horror can be more complex than merely shock and terror, there's also the subtleties of unease and discomfort.

>>13882441
>there's also the subtleties

well that's kind of the thing. Mecha tends not to be terribly subtle and horror really requires a good deal understanding about making the protagonists human and vulnerable

it can certainly be done but it's not easy and can really require a slow burn, which as M3 proved a lot of people aren't up for

>>13881908

Oh! Oh! 0083!

>>13882442
Which is why you'd think gothic would be more in fashion since melodramatic developments fit that style of horror quite well, something that mecha fiction definitely has demonstrated a capacity for.

The girls look really good. Also don't go down the alley with all the crossdressers.

two dicks get each a sweet ride, contest each other on who's the biggest asshole, winner suicides

prison escapee ruins everyone's day twice

Ancient Babylonians fucked shit up, young lesbians kind of solve the problems

threesomes are ok, gay threesomes are even better

Splatoon fanclub gets out of control, on the bright side robot helps you get pussy

Weeaboo and horsefucker killsteal supposed last boss, nobody complains

>>13882590
>two dicks get each a sweet ride, contest each other on who's the biggest asshole, winner suicides

Macross Plus

>threesomes are ok, gay threesomes are even better

Aquarion

>Weeaboo and horsefucker killsteal supposed last boss, nobody complains

SRW

That's a fucking huge elf.

>>13882590
No. 3's Symphogear?

>>13882590
>Splatoon fanclub gets out of control, on the bright side robot helps you get pussy

wanna say gargantua but I never actually watched just remember hearing about space squid and chamber

>>13882604
>>13882606
>>13882609
Right

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>>13882444
Ding!!

>A main character ends up as meat product.

>>13882673

Muv Luv

A feckless loser and his posse of local idiots ruin the life's work of a popular and beloved grandfather-figure for extremely selfish reasons.

>Baccano with Medabots

>>13882683
Half-Life 2

>>13882685

I don't know what this is but I need it more than anything

>>13882673
0080

>>13882685
Gad Guard

>Forbidden love between a human and a robot.

>>13882683
Gun x Sword

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This show has
>Alien Lesbian Tentacle Sex!
>NTR!
>Nudity!
>Loli Maid Sex Slave Android!
>Hot fluids all over the crotch!
>Incest...with your best friend along for the ride!

>>13882805
Sounds fun, what is it?

>>13882714
>/m/'s life story

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>>13882805
>>13882806
Shit, forgot to add
>Features famous singer Akira Kushida as a GYPSY AYE YAI YAI YAI YAI YAI
https://youtu.be/nW4N4aONjOo

>>13882809
No, that's not even Kushida, but Casey Rankin.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCSL7naH-8A

A boy becomes friends with a hot alien. He then goes through the most bizarre coming-of-age ever filled with sex imagery.

>>13882930
Captain Earth?

>>13882953
Nope

>>13882465
Gargantia

>>13870703
Tarzen and his tarzen friends fight in a insurgency

>>13882930
FLCL because that's technically /m/.

Man strokes people's faces to find his besty

Theme is western films:

A rape victim almost kills his friends and comrades in an attempt to get revenge against his rapist.

A guy with ptsd saves Christmas with the power of the Home Depot.

Captain Kirk and a black guy throw the throttle to reverse to save a town.

Two pissed off kids end up reshaping global politics because their dads abused them.

>>13883134
SEED?

>>13883145
not quite

>>13880937
Vifam

it's about a bus that couldn't slow down

>>13883068
Correct

>>13883262
SD Gundam Force

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>>13882706
Yep.

>>13882714
Big O

Earth's best fighting forces aren't even worth a lesbian and her unwilling straight partner.

>>13870820
Can't wait for this show to be over so people can stop complaining about it.

An ancient mech gets turned on by watching naked girls.

Two girls and a certain musical instrument.
Almost forgot, giant robots.

>>13883565
Is that the anime with INFINITE PIANISTS or something? All I remember is how silly that sounded.

>>13883565
Kannazuki no Miko.

>>13883565
Kannazuki no Miko

>>13883553
Gurren Lagann?

>>13883519
Iczer One

The main character's scientist dad builds a super powerful heroic robot that the bad guys can't even lay a scratch on.

>>13883233
That's it.

>>13883590
>Gurren Lagann?
Nope

>>13883602
Great Mazinger?

>>13870703
>/ss/ and almost everyone dies.

>>13883616
Gundam Victory

>>13870703
This frame always looked weird as fuck. Like it came out of an adult swim cartoon or something.

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>>13883676
Early you done summoned the ghost of Japanese Imperialism!

>>13883553
Turn A

>>13883713
Correct (Century)

>>13883615
Nope, came later.

It was the astronaut.

>>13883602
Cannon God Exxaxion?

>>13883897
Nope. Before that.

>>13883902
Giant Robo?

>>13883910
No.
By the way, the "can't lay a scratch on it" part only applies to the early episodes.

Local genius even more tough after body being donated to science

Somehow managing to have 10/10 waifus while having some of the strongest homosexual undertones in all of mecha.

No, not Evangelion, since no waifu is good in that.

>>13883104

Symphogear GX

>>13883922
Gundam Seed?
Gundam Build Fighters?
Macross 7?
Gravion?

>>13883952
Nope, nope, nope, and nope.

>>13883941
I SAID WESTERN FILM, NOT TRAINWRECK

A cyborg in Blade Runner world beats the shit out of people, then becomes a secret agent, and then, much later on, a cat.

Everyone's looks are consistent except for the bald guy and the nigger

>>13870703
Girl acts like a violent, obsessed stalker, hurting many physically and emotionally. Still gets what she wanted in the end because the object of her affections knew she acted like an abusive fuck out of love.

He powers his robot with a loli core.

MD Geist but he's not in MD Geist and he shows slightly more emotion

>>13884130
museru

>>13884133
Nope

The mecha centaur car is the easiest thing to explain

>>13884145
Concrete Revolutio

>>13884223
Yep

>>13884085
Flute Rape Miko

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>>13870703
Mad scientist sends boy to live life in evangelion the comedy with his daughter.

>>13871896
That would just be a regular /m/ thread then.
Making mecha sound like something from a click bait article is way more fun.

>>13871947
Holy shit your right.
>>13873121
Well thats a line in one of the songs in xenoblade x.
>>13875247
Victory but the rock part.
>>13875262
Macross 7 because guitar controlled mech.

Girl keeps losing love interests finds doll on quest for brother.

>>13885084
Nope.

>>13883145
Code Gay Ass

All girls are worst girls yet everyone argues over them for fucking years

>>13872865
She liked to play the piano.