What is the /m/anliest weapon for a mecha to have?

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>>13709460
Idorus.

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>>13709460

A big freudian spike

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A scarf

>>13709460
It's fists.

>>13709473

Skip Freud and just give a penis. Let it rape monsters to death or something. It can do penis-fencing as it's main form of attack, and then fire off pre-cum as it's ranged weapon.

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>>13709460
Martial arts

>>13709491
Somebody post the gif.

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>>13709577

I did think of it while typing that, but couldn't be arsed searching for it. A phallic weapon isn't quite the same as an actual mechanical penis with full on penis shape and working ejaculate though.

>>13709588
No, there's some kind of hentai anime with a parody scene that has a super robot with a plasma cock.

>>13709664
Zetsurino is the name (I only know this due to the joke recommendation chart posted around here).

>>13709664

Oh right, that one I don't have. It's the train thing or something? For some reason I forgot it completely.

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>>13709577
>>13709664
>>13709679
>>13709705
I have a .webm of it somewhere that I made out of boredom.

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>>13709460

>>13709727
That looks like something Obari would make lol

>>13709460
Another mech although the only things I can think of that do this are the armada transformers and their mini-cons

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>>13709993
How WOULD Obari Obari-fy this robot? A bigger penis emitter? A taller frame? More muscles?

This is besides giving it the obvious more red eye treatment and "the pose" using the penis energy rod.

>>13710058
Obari would definitely make it do the Obari sword pose with the dick

>>13710085
Other than that, the face would be the Obari human-like face

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>>13710085

>>13710142
What was the train supposed to be?

>>13709460
>manliest weapon

Its own proud fists.

Duh.

Understanding

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>>13710787
It's usually just the middle part of the torso, as the 5 trains fold themselves to form the robot.
People who bought the toy as the series started noticed the red one could unfold and form that phallic shape, then the red himself did the same in episode 3 to free the robot from an enemy attack.

>>13709460
A hammer with a drill on it.

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>>13713156
How about some more drills and a jet for good measure?

>>13710142
>>13712213
I still can't get over how practical yet boring that gattai was in comparison to all other Super Sentai Zord gattais.

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Fist is the manliest weapon.