How amazing is Newtype sex?

It will blow your mind.

>>13487328
So amazing you die before it happens. Or you die after.

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You will see time.

Imagine this:

As you're doing her, you can feel her vag tightening. Suddenly it feels like something is phantomly stroking your dick. At the same time, it feels like someone is sticking her tongue straight into your scrotum and tickling you. You then feel like your dick is in her butt although you are physically in her vagina. Her moaning echoes in your brain, which causes you to moan, and your moan goes into her brain and causes her to moan more, creating a feedback loop. You then try to grab her tits and try to finger her nipples only to find out you're fingering her nipples and clit at the same time and her clit gets so aroused you feel it phantomly going into your urethra blocking any semen from coming out. She can feel all the man juice smooshing around in your dick as if her boobs have three gallons of milk in a balloon ready to pop but you're psychically binding her chest with your soul and she can't burst so she mentally cockblocks you from coming and you two stay in this endless loop of metaphysical masturbation for ever because your ghosts have reached that place where even time seems to glow and you forgot you're fucking and you began to have newtype acid trips until you physically relax and finally jizz in her.

Yeah so basically something like this I guess.

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>>13487738

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>>13487738

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>>13487738

you've really thought about this haven't you

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>>13487738

>>13487328
LIKE ZOOM

>>13487738
Doujins when?

http://oglaf.com/shield-maiden/
>That's your cock, idiot.

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>>13487738
So that's why Char wanted the dank Lalah pussy.

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>>13487738

>>13487761
What is this comic? I've never been this entertained while seeing this many dicks.

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>>13487738
Impressive

>>13487738
Are you a newtype?

>>13487738
You've... thought about this quite a lot.

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>>13487738

There's a point where one puts too much thought into sex and you've clearly passed it.

This needs capping, stat.

>>13487738
So, Anon, what happens if you fuck her while she's pregnant with a Newtype child? I want to see how you describe that.

>>13487955
You have a fucking printscreen button

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>>13487968

STOP, THE RABBIT HOLE HAS OFFICIALLY GONE TOO DEEP.

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Fantastic!

t. char

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>>13487738
If that's what Amuro denied Char, then I don't blame Char for doing what he did any more.

>>13487328
I always imagined it to be like the Sex Machine from Demolition Man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k80UQWWUIYs

But I think >>13487738 sums it up better.

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>>13487738
>MFW I know I will never have sex this good.

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>>13487738
... Woah

Just... woah, I feel bad not being able to experience such a thing.

>>13487738

I always imagined the ghosts of your previous girlfriends would show up to clockblock you.

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>>13487738
I don't know what more to be surprised/disappointed by.

The fact you thought this all out.

Or the fact nobody will have sex this good as long as our souls are bound by gravity.

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>>13488945
Gravity? Who gives a crap about gravity?

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>>13489576
Me.

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>>13487738
So that's what those two were up to...

>>13487738
I don't know what's weirder:
The fact that you took the time to come up with that, or, the weird boner i just got.

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>>13487738

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>>13487738
W-woah

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>>13487738
>tfw you didn't get a boner because you're not a newtype

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>>13487738

>>13489607
>archive
>this guy gets angry at simpsons and one piece images

kek

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>>13487738

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>>13487738

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>>13487738
>actually felt something like this before
>never actually dated, jut was a one time fling
>found out girl overdosed on narcotics

Hypersensitivity is a rough road, anons. It is a rough road.

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>>13487738
Go home, everybody. We have a winner.

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Saved for posterity's sake

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>>13487738

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>>13487738

>>13487328
>>13487738
But the real question is:

Who would have the better sex?

Newtypes
Innovators
Coordinators
X-rounders

>>13490461
Innovators are in the kinky stuff.
Coordinators are into active position and orgies.

>>13487738
Send it to Tomino for confirmation.

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>>13487738
Dude.

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>>13487738

>>13487738

So...Yamatogawa's Aqua Bless?

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>>13490740
I wish they will translate it and let the man know. Chances are second to none but a man can dream.

>>13491398
Don't pretend to be me you French fuck

>>13491549
I didn't though. And the name is a reference.

>>13491573
Then that went over my head

>>13491576
I wanted to come up with something Tomino style and made this up because European Pierre is consonant with Erupeo Puree.

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>>13487738

>>13487768
Oglaf is great stuff

>>13490461
Gundam Fighters.

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>>13490461
Yazan

>>13487328
literal mindfuck

>>13487328
someone should make one of those collage things out of this thread.

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>>13492535
How about we just get a slightly less blurry screencap instead of going full autism

I'm making it, standby

>>13492681
fuuuuuck ok almost done

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>>13492690
warning: horrible

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>>13492702
better

All y'all in this thread a fucking virgin. What woman ejaculates milk when arousal occurs?

Your souls chained down by the weight of hentai

>>13492566
But I like those things

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>>13492941
>What woman ejaculates milk
Newtype women

>>13492714
r/4chan here we come

>>13492702
>>13492714
>11/12/15
>not 11/11/15

>>13487328
Newtype lesbian sex?

>>13492714
>not including the guy who actually send it to Tomino

good other than that though.

>>13492702
>>13492714
Thanks for the screencap /v/

>>13490461
If GN particles are everywhere it would probably be the same for Innovators, except that everyone can see everyone else that is within the GN particle storm.
Without it, sex is probably normal except that innovators can spot every weakpoint on the body and attack simultaneously for max pleasure.

>>13492702
>>13492714
C'mon guys, this isn't /v/.
The previous two screencaps were more than enough.
The focus isn't the reactions but the statement itself.

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>>13487738
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.
NOW I KNOW WHY CHAR WANTED TO DROP A FUCKING COLONY ON EARTH.

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author here
hope it was good for y'all to read as it was good for me to write

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>>13487738
damn

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>>13487738

>>13487738
W-what the fuck man

>>13487738
fucking glorious

>>13487738
I didn't know i wanted this.

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>>13487738
wew.jpg

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Posting the only good cap of this. Shows what the thread was about and what was posted without the /v/ shittyness

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>>13487738
Congrats, have a cap

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>>13487738

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>>13487738

Which one of you faggots did this

https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/3sre6z/m_discovers_mindblowing_sex/

>>13489591
I'm havin a real bad day
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XBVgEdTSLwM

>>13493466
Now I want this answered

>>13487738
sounds hot

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>>13487738

mah dick!

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>>13487738

>>13507487
>I can only get off to Gihren and my own self-righteousness

>>13487328
No

>>13488922
Ghost blow job, whoo hoo!

>>13487738
God, this is old as shit.

>>13513425
Is it?

>>13513429
This is far from the first time I've seen a post like this. Some of this shit is word for word.

>>13513433
That's because I've written shit like this and I'm a hack who reuses materials.

>>13490461
Super Soldiers have the best sex
http://exhentai.org/g/150549/5c8cc4b169/

>>13487738
What about a newtype threesome?

>>13513738
So mindblowing that it can only occur in the afterlife, as shown in Unicorn ep 7.

>>13487328
Shitty