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>be me
>working a shitty job so I can provide for the entire family
>It's really stressful, since my boss is a cunt and makes employees spy on each other
>One day I just can't take it anymore
>holyshitioverslept.jpg
>Im gonna get fired and were all gonna be homeless
>try getting out of bed
>can't, I'm too weak
>parents think I'm just a NEET who doesn't want to go to work
>the cunt has already sent a coworker to see what's wrong with me
>crawl to the door
>try to convince coworker not to be a snitch
>coworker leaves
>get out of my room
>dad sees me
>takes a walking stick,hits me with it and forces me to my room
>I am going to live the rest of my days in my room like the NEET I am
>mfw I'm Gregor Samsa
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when he wakes up he has a surprise lol
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ah! the life of a Turk!
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>>9999812
>read Kafka at 14
>"Ewww this is so horrible how can the poor dude live like that, I would kill myself"
>re-read Kafka in my 20s
>realize just how comfy it would be to escape my exhausting wagecuck life the way Gregor did
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