Can yall help me write an essay on the new deal? Pic unrelated

>>9999029
Same as the old deal.

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>>9999029

You want an attention-getting first sentence, a 'hook' if you will. This will cause the reader to keep reading. Something relatrable, but that will help transition to the specifics you want to get to. Your key word here is 'deal', so really it's inevitable to start with Seinfeld here, namely the 'What's the deal with _____' template. Pick something current so the teacher will know your essay's not plagiarized. The natural choice here is hurrricanes, so your opening sentence therefore is 'What's the deal with hurricanes?' At this point the thing to do is to employ employ a Jerry Seinfeld inner voice to tap into his style for the rest of the paragraph. You'll next move on to something hurricanes do, and then make an observation about that that lends itself to comedy. Your opening paragraph continues: 'I mean, are they real, are they fake? Are they hot, or are they cold? Do you stay and ignore them, or do you run off and evacuate? Nobody knows. They can't be hot, because you just know the kind of wind chill you get with that kind of wind. But it's not cold either, because it's the Caribbean, and you've got the beach, and the sand... It's like it's both out there, but you can't look inside to see which one it really is. It's like Schrödinger's Category in there.'

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