John Green thread

>>9992069
John Green seems like such a harmless and inoffensive guy
If I were to ever meet him in person I wouldn't have the heart to tell him his writing sucks.

>>9992090
But he's a god of writing.

They sell egg sandwiches everywhere, I often eat an egg and cress sammich for lunch. This is what happens when you want to be pithy and insightful while being a retard with no real life experience.

>>9992562
John Green, Millionaire Author

Anonymous, Culinary Expert (Egg Specialist) (Unemployed)

These are the kinds of thoughts Andy Rooney would throw away.

>>9992597

He really looks like a 45 year old retarded man that lives with his grandma.

>>9992597
And yet he's more successful than you'll ever be. Makes you think, huh?

>>9992572
Lil Yachty, Millionaire Musician
Anonymous, Been playing music their whole life (piano and violin specialist) (Not employed in music LMAO)

>>9992069
Is that shit? Will we find some James Joyce-tier letters of him proclaiming his love for underage girls and their scat?

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>>9992618
>And yet he's more successful than you'll ever be.
Yeah totally

>>9992069

Why is there doody on his face?

>>9992665
He's raising awareness for peanut butter-identifying gender fluid sea monsters.

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>>9992752
Wrong image

>>9992752
Hiroyuki: better pay up bitches because if you won't you'll get malicious ads and boards will shut down

>>9992777
Some boards definitely deserve to be shut down. /lit/'s one of them.

>>9992859
I agree. Even /bant/ has more quality discussion than /lit/. Every last post on /lit/ has at least 7 different layers of memes and irony.

>>9992883
I agree. Irony has no place when you're discussing serious literature.

>>9992901
>Comes to 4chan for serious discussion
We got a mentally disabled underager here, bois.

>>9992901
>discussing serious literature
>on /lit/
if you want /lit/-tier level of discussion but don't want all the ironyyou should read your middle school textbooks