Low quality bait.
Saged.
>>9988526
>tries to sage
>bumps my thread
thanks newbuddy
>>9988522
discuss
>>9988522
Yeah, by Alexander DUMBASS! LOL
>>9988764
LOL
Why is Jesus on the cover?
>>9988791
Are you implying something?
>>9988791
Why is Jacques-Louis David on the cover?
>>9988842
published by penguin clASSics haha
The anime is better.
>>9988876
more like
The enema is better lol
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>>9988522
Middlemarch by George Eliot? more like Middlefarts by George Smelliot lmao
>>9989250
lmao good one
Looking to read this soon. Best translation/ edition?
>>9990230
>reading french litterature in english
>>9988522
Moby Dick more like...
Oh shit
I really enjoyhidingthese threads
>>9990230
Unabridged Wordsworth Classics.
bumping for interest
The Cock of Mounded Crisco?
The Scabs of Sloppy Fistholes?
I should stay on Reddit.
>>9991936
yes you should
this is a thread made for quality discussion not for your shitty redditor puns
>>9991982
But I got a (You) and you didn't sage. IMMD :3
What other MC's of literature are as ALPHA as Edmond Dantes?
>>9992009
sage? I'm OP retard
>>9988791
Because revenge is His endgame too.
>The Cock of Monty Python
>The Cook of Meaty Crisco
>The Amount of Money Created
>The Fount of Bunny Cumdrops
>>9995672
out of my thread, NOW
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>>9995683
I told you to get OUT
you can stay if you come up with better posts
>The Gay Science by Friedrich Nietzsche
More like
>The Gay Sigh ASS by Freedick Needdicksheehee
lmao
>>9995691
haha im laughing my ass off rn gj anon
>>9990230
TRANSlation lol stupid lib gtf oh
>>9995714
lol also eDICKtion
Jane Eyre? more like Jane suck my dick you fuckin whoo-ah
>>9988522
no no i agree with u
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hell yeah bitch
>>9996208
Thanks stav
>>9995703
>theres an anime?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gankutsuou:_The_Count_of_Monte_Cristo
>Gankutsuou's unusual visual style layers Photoshop textures into digital animation, with backgrounds often rendered in 3D. Gankutsuou is set in the far future, during the year 5053, whereas Alexandre Dumas's original novel takes place during the Bourbon Restoration. Though Gankutsuou incorporates elements of science-fiction and fantasy, it also retains many aesthetics of France in the 19th century, particularly in regard to social classes and wealth. In addition, each of the episodes (of the Japanese dub) begin with a summary spoken in French.
>>9996208
what did he mean by this?
This entire thread lmao
Why the fuck do you have to mention anime in every thread
>>9997135
>Why the fuck do you have to mention anime in every thread
Same reason Millennial fucks relate everything to pop culture.
>>9997135
This entire thread is a wholly commendable and meritoriouscontainmentthread
>>9998030
Thank you sir (or woman sir haha), it's very heartwarming as it is the first time someone complimented my thread.
god another 175 posts to go wtf this is gonna take all night, can't some anti-semitic troll setoff a shitstorm so we can get through this shit before morning
>>9996287
i'm still sad this didn't end with the Count ravaging Albert's boipucci in front of his father as it should have
>52 posts
>1 IP
holy fuck, please seek help
>>9988522
You can't do what he did. Prove it, or you're the cunt, OP.
>>10000303
I can't do what a cunt did so I'm the cunt?
Where's the logic in that?
>>10000644
Lmfao, I leave this cresspit for a week or so and you all lose your fucking minds. This kind of entertainment is actually exactly what I was looking for.
>>10001245
Please Explain
bumping!!!!!!!!!!!!11
The time has come my friends. I will now allow this thread to die in peace.