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the worst and dumbest stuff you've ever written Anonymous 2017-09-04 10:59:05 Post No. 9980541 [Report]

Basically the title. Post the worst stuff you've ever written, with context, so we can laugh at each for once and leave our breakfast and legs alone.

I'll start, obviously. I've written this a couple of months ago, while I was drunk. The reason I did not delete it is that I think it has some potential. Help.

Anonymous 2017-09-04 11:00:01 Post No.9980545
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Anonymous 2017-09-04 11:00:01 Post No.9980545 [Report]

>>9980541
You woke up. You are hungry. You have to-
"Mark, it's the ad again."
"Ye?"
"Ye."
"For how many?"
"Fifth."
"Ye?"
"Ye."
"The goddamn think makes you stupid."
"Ye?"
"Ye, that's what I've been telling those nut jobs at my reading group yesterday."
"What?"
"Ye, I was rather clever about it. I said, it's common knowledge the telly makes you stupid, therofe to watch you'd have to be stupid in the first place."
"Rather clever."
"They didn't get it of course. Too much telly I tell ya."
"What?"
"Ye, it's a John Green novel, rather stupid."
"Ye?"
"Ye, don't kno' why I even bother, to tell ye the truth."
"Ye?"
"Well, I guess to debate people on the net."
"What about?"
"How stupid the book is."
"Ye?"
"Ye, if you read it you can win."
"Anything good?"
"I hear Ulysses is good."
"Ye?"
"No I haven't."
"what?"
"no need to read a good book, everyone knows they are good, unless they watch too much telly."
"ye?"
"ye, with stupid books it gots hard."
"it's the ad agai-
"ye, stupid people read stupid books so they think it's good."
"im hugry."
"I know, that's why i discuss them."
"im going out."
"Ye that's what I've been telling my writing group last week."
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"ye,..."

Anonymous 2017-09-04 11:04:51 Post No.9980560
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Anonymous 2017-09-04 11:04:51 Post No.9980560 [Report]

>>9980541
i have a movie i want to pitch and it’s called Gnome Place Like Home and it starts off with the banana boat song in a minor key echoing through a destroyed gnome homeland montage-style. so, like, in in this three minute stretch you get to see this guy’s life and family apart and it builds to this crescendo until it gets to ‘me want go….’ and then when it hits gnome the main character turns around, and does the dreamworks turn and wink and runs off. i want this to be CHILLING, dude. it’s going to have a lot of parody songs that are exactly the same exact they’re about gnomes such as Sweet Gnome Alabama. every character is going to be voiced by griffin mcelroy

Anonymous 2017-09-04 11:18:14 Post No.9980589
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Anonymous 2017-09-04 11:18:14 Post No.9980589 [Report]

>>9980545
How Chekovian.

Anonymous 2017-09-04 11:27:55 Post No.9980612
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Anonymous 2017-09-04 11:27:55 Post No.9980612 [Report]

>>9980560
If anyone ever asks me what postmodernism is, I'll just show them this post.

Anonymous 2017-09-04 11:34:36 Post No.9980625
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Anonymous 2017-09-04 11:34:36 Post No.9980625 [Report]

>>9980612

it's not that bad, isn't it?

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