Will you write me a bed time story? I can't sleep.

Once upon a suicidal thought....

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one day (you) too shall feel true love!

There was a donkey addicted to cheese...

Who was having sex with your grandmother's ghost...

One day there was a sun...

Made of white-hot sauerkraut...

>>9980658
....what???

>>9980658
And a holy knight with armor made out of brie cheese...

Well, the sun and the knight decided to settle down together

>>9981485
They started a long term relationship, which started very passionate, but the knights abusive behaviour and his lack of insight has made the relationship a burden for the sun.

>>9981873
Alas, the sun could not leave the knight as it would have no way of care for their child.

>>9981936
The child eventually grew up into a strapping young man, one who resented his father for his abuse. He was a strong, charismatic man, with plentiful bounty of food, gold and women.

>>9981945
He was always afraid that he would become his father, which left him unable to maintain long term relationships.

>>9981954
But on an auspicious autumn day the son set out for the moon kingdom after hearing legends of a lunar princess of unparalleled beauty.

>>9981954
Thus without kin or kith to hold him to his stead he left the hearth and home, for want of love he lost his life in the end.

>>9981981
Of course, he'd first have to go to the tavern, in order to hire some young adventurers to join him on his quest.

>>9982007
But, since he was covered in stinky cheese, nobody would get near him.

Thanks I ended up sleeping quite well