My girlfriend constantly wants sex and it's exhausting.

Break up with her then you low test animal

>>9978493
We literally have sex for 10 hours a week. I've had to abandon some nap time. :(

>>9978487
Ask her if she wants to get pregnant. It sounds like she wants to, even if she doesn't consciously want to...maybe

>>9978487
Read Dorian Gray while imagining Dorian engaging in autofellatio after plot events of your choice.

>>9978513
Damn that would suck. I just want a cat not a mini me. Not for at least five years.

Get keen before Jamal does.

>>9978579
She's already been blacked by me lol for real her sex drive is demonic

>>9978503
>nap time
ur so gay

get her to stop taking birf control pills there boom solved

Anon... easy on the erectile dysfunction. You need some real ants in your pants. It's time to wake up to some surprises lol

>>9978503
>10 hours a week
At some point doesn't everything get too sore to do anything?

>>9978487
Hire a bull.

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>>9978487

She's using sex as a replacement for something missing in her life. Tell me about her. Tell me about her family ya

next time you guys are fucking put your thumb in her butt with no warning

or pull a houdini. fuck her doggy style and make sure shes looking out the window then get your buddy to sneak in the room and take your plac without her noticing.

put your clothes on and go wave to her from the window.

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>>9978487
>My girlfriend constantly wants sex and it's exhausting.
>this is an actual problem for someone out there
>meanwhile I'm still a kissless virgin

>>9980227
>>>/r9k/

fuck off sadboi

>>9980227
fu ck off retard, it's /lit/ dude

>>9978487
Ask her about when her dad raped her or something.

Nymphos don't just have a high sex drive, it's pathological.

>>9980199
>pull a houdini

whenever a sex comment starts with "pull a thing that only exists in the minds of teenage boys" it's usually soo fucking stupid and this was no exception but surprisingly funny lol to u